Elon Musk’s daughter going off on him on threads.
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Me, charging in the front door: OH GREAT AND AWE-INSPIRING WITCH OF THE VALE, I SHALL REQUIRE THINE AID IN THE MYSTICAL ARTS!!!!
*swoons into her arms, caressing her cheek*
Alas oh illustrious and beautiful witch, mine body has been struck by a force of nature of the most foul and despicable sort, causing strange black growths to pierce mine skin at the hour, leaving me in a horrid and unworthy state, fit only for life in the sewers where a monster like me shan't ever see the light of day again, never to once more know the tender touch and warmth of love... Could thou perhaps be persuaded to help an unfortunate soul like me, in her time of desperation and need?
The woman who's gonna do my laser hair removal: dude chill it's just body hair
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I really wanna know how many people have a shared interest in werewolves and are trans. Like, I really wanna know how many trans people like werewolves, and if it differs by identity.
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Such a sexy transgender woman wearing a copper colored dress with sexy black nylons and beige heels! Such a cute face! The tub could be a wonderful playground! No matter how clean you'll be after being in her tub, I'd still be very dirty!...or naughty, however you like to say it.
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On my way to shoot 📷 a show some friends are playing at
Maybe next time I shouldn’t rush my eyeliner so much lol 😅
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