#Nanami Kento crackfic

[pseudowho]

"Hey, Kento," you began, approaching him, thoughtful, while the shower warmed up in the background. Kento hummed in response, turning the page of his book.

"Darling?" Kento inquired.

"Have you ever noticed how...I don't know...convenient and...I dont know, I suppose how coincidental some details of your life are?" Kento caught your eye now, one thin eyebrow arched uncertainly.

"...what do you--"

"I mean," you interrupted, "your 7:3 thing. It's...it's everywhere. You part your hair in 7:3. Your inherent technique is 7:3. Your surname means 'seven-three'. I mean, jesus, your birthday is even--"

"--July the...3rd." Kento looked a little ill, closing his book and feeling his world close in around him. You headed to the shower, calling back; "Just a crazy random happenstance, I'm sure!"

You came out, some time later, to an abandoned book on the bed and Kento stood at the balcony, with an enormous whiskey in his hand and staring, haunted, into the distance.

"...Kento?"

Kento turned, face twisted with existential crisis; "I don't-- I've never-- ...am I an anime character or something?"

[the-2nd-random-kid]

I. Want. To read or write a fanfic SO BAD. A fanfic. Thats based on this fucking video.

Because it like-- MAKES SO MUCH SENSE THO????

We all fucking know that Nanami fucking lost his mind a little bit during his 3 or so years as a salaryman and we all know that hes REALLY fucking good at his work that his boss was praising him about it and even gave him like-- extra break or vacation time about it

We even know that he canonically overworks himself TO THE BONE. So why wouldnt he take these sorts of measures to help him??? RIGHT???????

Look man, i just want some more fics about nanami being The Normal Guy surrounded by a bunch of superpowered freaks (affectionate) and how his normalness bleeds into his life LMAO

[ao3feed-nanago]

E esse cacetão aí?

by satoruist (yowaiimo) As provocações constantes de Satoru — e também sua rotina estressante e cansativa — estavam quase levando Nanami à loucura. O pobre Kento apenas queria relaxar na sala dos professores e comer seu sanduíche de baguete, mas a inesperada aparição de Satoru em seu único dia de folga frustra completamente os planos do loiro. Words: 1502, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Português brasileiro Series: Part 5 of — jujutsu kaisen + br!au 🇧🇷, Part 1 of — nanago professores br!au 🇧🇷 Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Nanami Kento, Gojo Satoru Relationships: Gojo Satoru & Nanami Kento, GoNana - Relationship, nanago - Relationship Additional Tags: Portuguese, GoNana, NanaGo, Trilogia Nanago, Humor, Inappropriate Humor, Piadocas, Palhaçada, Bobajada, jujuzetes, Nanago world domination, Brazil, br!au, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - High School, Alternate Universe - No Curses (Jujutsu Kaisen), Alternate Universe - Teachers, professores, Teacher Nanami Kento, Teacher Gojo Satoru, Nanami Kento is So Done, Stressed Nanami Kento, Comedy, Nanami só queria comer seu sanduíche, Mas - Freeform, Gojo Satoru is His Own Warning, Gojo Satoru Being an Idiot, One Shot, One Shot Collection, Nanami Kento ama pão, Sandwiches, Sandwich, Baguete, Pining, Pining Nanami Kento, Comédia Pseudo-Romântica, gay nanami kento, Bisexual Gojo Satoru, Mentioned Iori Utahime, Mentioned Itadori Yuuji, crackfic séria via https://ift.tt/FRZ2hME

[thera-daydreams]

ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴏʟᴅ ʟᴀᴅʏ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ

ᗢ jujutsu kaisen x scarletwitch!reader ᗢ

warning:

will contain spoilers from the jjk manga and the latest mcu shows + movies (particularly wandavision and loki, as well as doctor strange in the multiverse of madness). once again, this will contain heavy spoilers—you have been warned.

other stuff to look out for? this is a part-crackfic slash reader-insert story, so you'll be breaking reality (plus some hunky hearts, mehehehe) with your chaos magic while being a shop-owning badass grandma. i'm telling ya'll, it's just absolute craziness here and the author being sleep-deprived. (シ_ _)シ

what's even better? #girlbosses nobara and maki call you a milf (cutiepatootie yuuji calls you mom, though). if you don't like that and the webtoony title, just scroll away. („• ֊ •„)

oh! before i forget, i was also inspired by the amazing @elysianslove and one of her wonderful works about a haikyuu x scarletwitch!reader. mwah, go and check it out! ヾ(*'▽'*)

[✔ - Rewritten and edited after the events of Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness]

00. how it all began ✔

01. nanami kento: the workaholic who needs a year-long vacation from everything and a limitless—pun intended—white-haired headache ✔

02. gojo satoru: the overpowered manchild who loves to annoy everybody and splurge his excessive wealth on sugar instead of being an actual sugar daddy ✔

03. fushiguro toji: the ex-assassin who wears his shirts two sizes too small while being an expert at not paying child support ✔

04. ryomen sukuna: the sadistic maniac who's just too bored with his life so he waits to pick a fight as he sits on his throne made out of the skulls of his enemies ✔

05. geto suguru: the traitor who calls people monkeys but later on gets his body hijacked by a literal mastermind creature ✔

06. kamo choso: the precious big brother who only wants to have his little brothers all safe and sound ✔

07. witchcraft & other shenanigans ✔

08. spellbound ✔

09. grief ✔

10. fantasy ✔

11. cursed ✔

12. destiny ✔

13. madness ✔

...?

(still a work in progress; chapters will be updated with links throughout the next few months)

Bonus Scenes:

Visitors

The Return to KFC

synopsis:

When you moved into this new universe, no one warned you that you would become the mother figure to several traumatized kids while at the same time juggling six adult men who had their own personal issues (one was a blunt workaholic with a peculiar fashion taste in neckties, the second was a narcissistic overgrown kid with too much power, the third was a supposed-to-be-dead deadbeat dad slash hitman, the fourth was a sadistic tattooed psychopath with a secret chocolate addiction, the fifth was an ex-mass murderer who had his body stolen by a brain, and the last one just wanted his brothers together, poor thing).

You were just a retired witch owning a small shop, wanting to live the rest of your miserable life in peace. They called themselves jujutsu sorcerers, and apparently this new universe you'd chosen to settle down in had nasty monsters—curses, they said—that were born out of people's shitty emotions.

Who knew that being an old lady was hard these days? Now you understood what Dr. Strange felt when you and Loki accidentally unleashed the Multiverse of Madness. Maybe you did need to see Bucky's therapist.

taglist: to be added! (just comment below or message me if you'd like to be included)

[ladytheoris]

The Adventures in Jujutsu High

There was never a normal day in this high school. Either the mess will be by the students or the teachers.

Warning: Fluff, possible crackfic, cringe content IMO

Words: 1k+

Taglist: @mysticqueennightmare @rekkyan

THE ENTRY OF A STAR

If there is anything that the students and the teachers collectively hated in this school, it would be the morning assembly organized by their ex-principal who is supposed to be on his death bed; Gakuganji Yoshinobu. The man can barely walk two steps but comes to school every day with his electric guitar for the morning prayers. Great words that once this man said was "my children need to be energetic right from the morning". And everybody hates it. Well, who likes to hear out-of-sync cacophony when they got fresh out of their beds?

But Principal Yaga is wordless when this man arrives on the campus. His scrutinizing gazes on the students to see if they're dressed properly for the classes; it's not just limited to the students.

In his eyes, there is only one teacher that reaches his expectations. Getou Suguru, the chemistry teacher. Or reached the expectations. Because what changed his mind about the opinion is a story for another day.

Getou comes to school in a clad fit shirt and cargo pants. In everyone's eyes, he is the residential "fashion killer", named coined by the supposed queen B of the school, self-proclaimed future CEO of her clothing line Mai-way, the one, and only Mai Zen'in.

And from the student section, Megumi Fushiguro was the model student. Well, this one that Mai too acknowledges. He does come to school every day in the perfect crisp uniform that got even the teachers wondering if he buys new ones every time.

Even the most well-dressed teacher Nanami Kento never got acknowledged by Gakuganji. And honestly, he doesn't give a flying f*** about that, his words. He comes to school in a beige blazer and pants, with a teal shirt and leopard print tie. And every day there is a bet among the student that what Gakuganji hates in him is either his tie or the bizarre color sense. Nevertheless, Nanami doesn't have an eff to spend on that. Well not even Utahime Iori, the student's favorite teacher got acceptance from Gakuganji.

The one who never failed his job is Ryomen Sukuna. The PE teacher, with a sleeve tattoo; not on one hand, but two. The moment Gakuganji sees Sukuna, he remembers some task that he has to do, and exits the school faster than the speed of Sonic the hedgehog. In a way, he is their lifesaver, but his looks took a few souls to hell for their thoughts. Well, who doesn't have a few sinful thoughts when he is dressed in a t-shirt that is three sizes above his and sweatpants that gives people little to no room for imagination? This is on the days he comes to school in his car. If it is his motorbike, then the whole neighborhood is going to hell together. His clad fit jeans and shirts surely did take their breaths away (irrespective of the gender). Not to forget the rider gloves.

And if there is anyone who just sits back seeing the whole show sitting next to Getou Suguru, that's Gojo Satoru. Maths teacher who looks like a model, but acts like a madman. Gakuganji hates him to the core. Not because of how he dresses, but he that one student who passed out of that school. Gakuganji, above anyone, hated this man's guts. That too is a story for another time.

As the first bell rings for the morning assembly, the kids walk in a line towards the auditorium, where Gakuganji for some reason is wearing the Gen-Z outfit. And Kugisaki Nobara nearly screamed a swear word. Who wouldn't, if an old man who supposedly centimeters away from death is wearing chains and rings? Itadori Yuuji swears he heard Gojo laugh out loud seeing that. But the whole commotion ended with a wince when that all-too-familiar distortion when Gakuganji fixed his microphone.

"Hey, that guitar is not there." Yuuji was the first one to notice.

That was when all of them noticed that. For the first time in years, Gakiganji was without his guitar.

"For the attention of every student and teacher," he said. The crowd goes evenly silent waiting for what new ideology will be reformed now. "We will have a new teacher working with us from today on."

The anticipation building up was almost the same for teachers as well as the students. Because in this school teachers get to know things after every grass and flies in the school knows.

"She will be the homeroom teacher for class 1-A, and I invite her to the stage to introduce herself."

"Hey does that mean we won't have to see Getou sensei every day now?" It was Yuuji again.

But this time the response came from Gojo who stood there eating a bar of chocolate. "Getou nearly got fired. So he is on a forced vacation now. "

That was a topic that was the-thing-which-shouldn't-be-named kind of situation in Jujutsu High. Both teachers and the students had a hard time then. That is one hell of a story for the next time.

Gojo sighs. "Even if he comes back your homeroom teacher will not change I think."

Gakuganji motioned his hands towards someone asking them to come on the stage. After realizing who that was, Gojo Satoru was over the moon. He would have screamed like a dinosaur if it wasn't for the scrutinizing gazes of Kento Nanami.

Megumi noticed his teacher, who now looked like he ate a bug, go feral. He turned to Nanami, "who is that?"

"That's -"

"Hello everyone," a voice interrupted. "I'm Yn Ln."

All their eyes went wide at the person they saw. She was quite a sight for a teacher and Mai Zen'in determined then and there that this teacher will be a model for her endorsement.

"I hope to have a great time with you all." She spoke. To them, her voice was like the calm of the silence. But what class 1-A feared was whether or not she will be like Getou.

Gakuganji took the mic from her, and announced in his raspy voice, "Inumaki Toge come meet me at the principal's office."

There were a lot of "whys" and "what happened" going around. But that was just a show, and everybody had understood their assignment. Because that was one collective effort of cutting the strings off that god-awful guitar, and Inumaki just volunteered to inaugurate the schools' freedom.

Well, Yn is up for some adventure in Jujutsu High it seems.

An: I do not own any character other than yn. reblogs appreciated!!

Okey less goo

[bridgetotheskyyy]

Masterlist

𝓐 𝓝𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓖𝓾𝓲𝓭𝓮

Started: 6/11/2021

Last Updated: 6/11/2021

Note: Some of these fics are either on hiatus or will probably never be updated again due to loss of interest. But a lot of these are one shots, so you're mostly safe! Also, some fics are unlisted because they're just too cringe to me lol. These are links to ao3 as I don't currently post on tumblr. Most of these are either Rated M or Explicit. Minors do not interact. Do not repost my fics to other sides. Do not recommend my fics on other sides, especially tiktok.

Naruto

Somebody To Love (multi-fic; underrated naruto bishies!)

Kage Lust (In Development)

Yearning (Itachi x Reader)

Choices, Choices (Itachi | Reader | Kisame)

Pervy Minds Think Alike (Jiraiya x Reader)

For Lonely Skin (Kakashi x Reader)

The Only Female In The Akatsuki (Smutty crackfic | BEWARE CRINGE)

Uncharacteristic Gestures (Gaara x OC)

Bleach

Things To Express (Kisuke x Reader drabble set)

Magnetism (Renji x Reader)

Surprise Companion Fic To Magnetism (In Development)

The Ring (Shinji x Reader)

Manipulation (Kisuke x Reader

Jujutsu Kaisen

Blindfold (Gojo x Reader)

Love only one. (Jogo x Reader)

Heliophilia (Yuji x Reader)

Possible Sukuma fic

Truth or Date (Nanami Kento x Reader collab fic!)

Snippets of Carnal (Multific)

RWBY

A Different Thought (Qrow x Reader)

Company (Jaune x Reader)

Missed (Qrow x Reader)

Harry Potter

To Live With The Prince (Snape x Reader)

Curiosity's Sake (Tom Riddle x Reader)

Hellhole Out Of Commission (Sirius x Reader)

Fate's End (Sirius x Reader | In Development)

Marvel

Voyeurism (Vision x Reader)

What Are We But Pieces (Vision x Reader)

TBA Vision multific (In Development)

Victory (Thanos x Reader)

Words (multi-fic; avengers)

Rebirth (Bruce x Reader)

Obscure Sorrows (Bruce x Reader)

Mjolnir (Loki x Reader)

Especially Then (Loki x Reader)

DC

Sweetheart (Batfleck x Reader)

Unmasking (Batman x Reader)