#Nanami crack

[nanaslutt]

editing the jjk characters to look bad in a pic prank

ʚ incl: gojo, geto, nanami, toji, choso, shiu, ino, shoko, megumi, yuuji, nobara

ʚ cont: crack, fluff

MINORS DO NOT FOLLOW

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[pseudowho]

"Hey, Kento," you began, approaching him, thoughtful, while the shower warmed up in the background. Kento hummed in response, turning the page of his book.

"Darling?" Kento inquired.

"Have you ever noticed how...I don't know...convenient and...I dont know, I suppose how coincidental some details of your life are?" Kento caught your eye now, one thin eyebrow arched uncertainly.

"...what do you--"

"I mean," you interrupted, "your 7:3 thing. It's...it's everywhere. You part your hair in 7:3. Your inherent technique is 7:3. Your surname means 'seven-three'. I mean, jesus, your birthday is even--"

"--July the...3rd." Kento looked a little ill, closing his book and feeling his world close in around him. You headed to the shower, calling back; "Just a crazy random happenstance, I'm sure!"

You came out, some time later, to an abandoned book on the bed and Kento stood at the balcony, with an enormous whiskey in his hand and staring, haunted, into the distance.

"...Kento?"

Kento turned, face twisted with existential crisis; "I don't-- I've never-- ...am I an anime character or something?"

[joi-me-hoi-me-noi]

hold please...

I don't know why I thought of this but this man--

YES THIS BEAUTIFUL BLUE-EYED MAN WOULD AGREE TO LET YOU WAX ANYWHERE ON HIS BODY...

for practice...with waxing.

HE WOULD SCREAM LIKE A BITCH AND WOULD BE SO DRAMATIC LOL

Now Nanamin-

he's fine...

literally, mentally and physically fine.

A small grunt of discomfort is all he lets out

mans has been through too much to let this little practice session get to him

That's the difference between the two men... thank you and A-fucking-MEN

[vitchimage]

Y/N: I'm right.

Nanami:

Nanami, fully knowing they're wrong: They're right.

[satoruluvies]

jealousy, jealousy

just you being a little jealous over girls fawning over your too good to be true boyfriend .ᐟ

includes: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna, yuji, megumi, yuta and toge.

» requested!

lowkey got carried away making this lmaoo

[seoups]

accidental confessions!

a/n: absolutely loved this request so i decided to do it both ways and the reader accidentally confessing will be in the next post but it may have a few different characters!

[bbunisre]

❛ i fantasise about you all the time if you were mine ❜

jjk men reacting to you doing the fantasise trend !

i saw a similar request in my inbox to do this song as a lyric prank but tbh, i’m not really a lyric prank girlie so i decided to do this instead since it may be more relevant and fun !

[koishiro]

nanami :

megumi :

yuji :

=͟͟͞͞ ⌧ : Ik it’s not valentines but let me be delusional 🥹

[jeannineee]

asking them a stupid question

(ft. satoru, suguru, kento, megumi, yuji)

warnings: suggestiveness lolol especially with geto. crack honestly.

satoru, suguru, kento

megumi, yuji

[saintkaylaa]

shibuya incident: “I love you.”

(ft. choso, kento, satoru, prekenjaku!suguru, toge, megumi, yuji, & yuta)

note: the anticipated smau request!! all the smaus takes place during the time of the shibuya incident EXCEPT suguru. that smau takes place on the night parade of a 100 demons.

WARNING: ANGST ANGST ANGST!! suggestiveness, cursing, f!reader & gn!reader

– choso

– kento

– satoru

– suguru (parade of 100 demons)

– toge

– megumi

– yuji

– yuta

[inmaki]

zuma!! random ask bc i like how u characterize them,, how would jjk bois react to ur bra getting stuck? (asking them to unclip it for u)

ooooh hi anon leme think

gojo is, for some reason, annoyingly prideful that you asked him to help you with this. now that he thinks about it, he really is an expert at unclipping bras (congrats on adding another thing to his big ego)!! asks for repayment of course, which mostly involves some. intimate touching.. sigh

geto sends you the most teasing, sexy smirk, as he walks over to help you, already having a plan ready. runs his hands from your shoulders, squeezing before gracefully unclipping your bra — only to immediately cup your tits in its place. lays sloppy kisses down your neck while massaging em in his large palms aaand u know what happens next

nanami answers your call of his name with a “yes, honey?” while making his way over to you with a smile. as soon as the undergarment falls from your body, he catches it for you, pulling you in for a tight hug while throwing it in the laundry. spins you around and requests a shower together <3

choso blushes as soon as he sees your near-naked state, hands slightly sweaty as he unclips your bra, visibly gulping and refusing to look anywhere but your eyes as you turn around. once you reassure him that hes allowed to look, he exhales in relief before looking down while licking his lips.. then asks to suck them with 0 shame

toji laughs at your request, mumbling something along the line of ‘useless woman’ as he rudely turns you against the wall to take the bra off (he almost decided to rip it after struggling for a few seconds). when you try to turn back around, he pushes you against the wall, chuckling while asking where you think you’re going looking like that 🏃

[nanaslutt]

the call ending after you fall while being on the phone with the jjk characters

ʚ incl: gojo, geto, nanami, toji, choso, sukuna, shiu, higuruma, ino, uraume, shoko, nobara

ʚ incl: crack, fluff

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT FOLLOW

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[unhonestlymirror]

[rishiguro]

JJK MEN TEXTING YOU WHEN THEY‘RE ALONE WITH YOUR BABY

ft. toji; nanami; yuuji; megumi; gojo

a/n: seriously, i‘d only leave kento alone with my kid

warnings: pet names (“babe”, “darling”). reader gets referred to as mommy in nanami’s. mention of beer in toji‘s.

[vitchimage]

Y/N: What are you thinking about?

Nanami: How beautiful you are.

Y/N, flustered: Oh haha—

Nanami: Why are you laughing? I'm being serious.

[satoruluvies]

not this time .ᐟ

wherein both the jjk men and boys thought it was yet another one of your pranks but it turned out to be real (+todo slander just bc😭)

includes: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna, yuji, megumi, yuta and toge