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blufontana · 7 years

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WE CRY SO HARD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like cosplay.

Stranger: huh

Stranger: faker

Stranger: ur guys haha

Stranger: cant hear u so type

Stranger: and ur both guys trying to fakee

You: fake what?

Stranger: cant be this cosplay

Stranger: ur not chicks

Stranger: duh

You: we are not cosplaying female characters

Stranger: shutup redhead fatbelly

Stranger: ye duh u rguys

Stranger: admit hes a fatbelly

You: well I am hah

You: i just ate like two toasts so much for a student

Stranger: shutup both are

Stranger: fatguy duh

You: you're funny after all

Stranger: stfu omg

Stranger: gayguys

Stranger: tryin to cosplay chicks

You: no

You: I cosplay as Cecil Palmer

You: and my friends cosplay as Earl Harlan

Stranger: no ur both guys

You: so we are not trying to cosplay fem characters

You: for what?

You: And so what?

Stranger: admit u a guy

Stranger: and him too

You: okay, maybe I am

Stranger: both

You: Maybe he's too

Stranger: tell him to standup

Stranger: tht liar

You: he asks why he is a liar

Stranger: cus hes not a chick

Stranger: duh

Stranger: no "maybe"

Stranger: wtf

Stranger: another cosplay

Stranger: good he ran away

You: he just went to put back on his wig

Stranger: he cant look tht good hes not agirl

Stranger: stupid cosplay

Stranger: duh

You: well maybe we have no gender

Stranger: shutup

Stranger: ur guys

Stranger: and fatbelly

Stranger: cant be that hott cosplay stfu

You: oh so we are hot?

Stranger: tell him to standup i ll prove hes afatguy

Stranger: no

You: Aren't we

Stranger: ur not

You: well, decide

Stranger: ur not

Stranger: so stfu

You: okay

You: it's your opinion

Stranger: admit hes fatbelly fatass

You: well actually he is not

Stranger: huh

Stranger: yes he is

Stranger: i proved

You: Well are your scientific evidence

You: only science is hot these days

Stranger: he left

Stranger: idc

Stranger: hes a fatguy

You: Oh so you want him back?

Stranger: fatass fatbelly

Stranger: nope

Stranger: im not gayy

You: so you must be European?

Stranger: stupid fatbelly fatass guy

You: we've got you there!

Stranger: stfu

Stranger: skip u liar

You: then go ahead

Stranger: u

You: we are not going anywhere

Stranger: fu

You: we have too much fun talking to you

Stranger: standup redhead fag

Stranger: ill prove hes fatguy

You: so you stand up first

Stranger: u too blueshirt

Stranger: fatguys

Stranger: loserr

You: it's purple actually

Stranger: same shittt

You: naaah

Stranger: flatchest not a chick

Stranger: and other one is fatbelly

You: we're gonna use that as our nicknames

Stranger: good

You: that's pretty funny

Stranger: if u were a chick u had cleavage

Stranger: and he wasn fatbelly

Stranger: proved

You: well, why do you care so much about our genders? It's just fun thing to do, cosplay. And actually we have so much fun right now

Stranger: cus ur gayguys

Stranger: so fu

Stranger: if u were girls it did piss meoff but ur not so stfu

You: well, we're soooo GAAAAAAAAAY

You: you won't find anyone more gay as we are

Stranger: whatever i proved ur guys

Stranger: bye byeloser

Stranger: cosplay cnt be hott

Stranger: gayguy

You: you still have no scientific prove of that fact

Stranger: ur flatcleavage and he got guy fatbody

Stranger: i proved

You: Well, don't forget that I am the flatchest one and he is fatbelly

You: it's importnat

You: *important

Stranger: im goin this is lies

You: whole reality is a lie

Stranger: nop

You: listen to the City Council to find the true

Stranger: hes a guy

Stranger: here he stans

Stranger: and proved

Stranger: haha

You: well and?

Stranger: standin and hidng

Stranger: so hes a guyyy

You: well, he is

You: andd?

Stranger: he cant be that hott duh

Stranger: i proed

Stranger: cus it pissd me off

Stranger: hes notagirl

You: well, here he is

You: oh?

Stranger: yup proved

Stranger: tht loser

Stranger: he ran away i proved he got nochick bod

You: I don't think he thinks he is a loser

You: he says he is a scout master - he is not a loser

Stranger: he got no chick bod duh thts wh y hidin

You: he's not hiding?

You: he asks if you want to date him

Stranger: im not gay

Stranger: fu

You: that's a pity

Stranger: idc fu

Stranger: haha

Stranger: guy cant have a girlbodyy

Stranger: so stfu

You: he says he now feels friendzoned

You: whatever?

You: and?

Stranger: fatbelly

Stranger: fatass

You: well you're right I just ate those toasts

You: I should not have to since wheat is illegal here

Stranger: fu

You: ?

Stranger: no tounging

Stranger: fatguy

You: so eloquent

Stranger: haha to date agayguy

Stranger: ur so dumbb

You: you're so gay

Stranger: np

Stranger: no

Stranger: i don turnon cus of gayguys

Stranger: im sraight

You: you're sure?

Stranger: huh

Stranger: yes im sure ididott

Stranger: thts impossible if ur straight

Stranger: too bad u cant understand

You: actually I was straight one day and it was terrible

Stranger: fu

You: we don't have a patch for being straight but we have that rainbow gay one so you know

Stranger: idc im not gay told u im no attrract to gays

Stranger: orguys

You: Earl said he can be a woman for you

You: if it's your kink

Stranger: stfu

Stranger: hes agayguy

Stranger: not woman

Stranger: u idiot

You: wait

You: he is doing something

You: special for you

Stranger: stfu u faggg

You: here he is

Stranger: wtf

You: are you pleased now?

Stranger: he cant fit abra

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: not turned bya guy

Stranger: otld u

Stranger: hahahah

You: we like that conversation

Stranger: idc

Stranger: told u im straight

Stranger: so fu

You: Well, we can't argue with that then

Stranger: straight cnt be turnd bygayguy

Stranger: yup

Stranger: u cant

Stranger: now bye u gayidiott

Stranger: all proven

You: maybe you are a scientist? Well that's hot

You: bye

You: goodnight

You: straight guy

Stranger: fu

Stranger: gayugy

Stranger: haha

Stranger: fagssss

You: <3

Stranger: look he kept the bra onhim

Stranger: lol hilarious

Stranger: bra with what he puts there

Stranger: paper

Stranger: take tht shirtoff

Stranger: be aguy

Stranger: u faggg

Stranger: stop pretendin

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: now byeee

You: byeeeee

You: love you

#long post #personal #omegle #straight guy #well #we went on omegle as Earl and Cecil and that happaned #and we still can't stop laughing #wtnv cosplay #wtnv

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