#Nonsense posting

[rosie-tyler]

Hold on guys

So In Psych universe we have these 2 different characters

But Ralph also exists as an actor

Which means

✨There are 3 Ralph Macchios in Psych universe✨

[misc-obeyme]

MC finds a large sword in Solomon's room and picks it up.

MC: What’s this?

Solomon: That would be Excalibur.

MC: How did you get Excalibur?

Solomon: People are kind of impressionable. I just did a little magic and convinced them I was Merlin.

MC: Uh huh. Lemme guess, you’ve also got the holy grail stashed away somewhere.

Solomon: Er…

MC: Is this what you’ve been doing with your long life? Pilfering significant artifacts throughout human history?

Solomon: Of course not. I’m safekeeping magical objects so they don’t fall into the wrong hands.

MC: I think it’s too late for that.

Solomon: Ouch...

masterlist | Thank you for reading!

[twinktor-frankenstein]

What does this mean why did I make this

[eggst]

see you

[existennialmemes]

I put the UWU in

Unnerving, Weird, and Unholy

[debonairdandizette]

Listen: batman is living in a soulmate au where you can't kill your soulmate, and his is joker and that's fucking cringe so he pretends it's a moral code he has.

Batman was just fucking shooting bad guys in the head until the joker, and it bounced off or some shit and he was like "aw fuck" and then he had to reinvent himself to pretend that didn't happen.

[tendercherie]

boy are you a joint because I wanna inhale you

[cyrankaa]

do you guys think Jean has ever been to the zoo...

[baiuzensenn]

I love the way that Charles congratulated Max immediately after the sprint (leaving Xavi called him in tr without a response lolll), and didn’t hesitate to offer sincerely praises to Max’s performance in public without reservation…I think in Charles’s mind Max was, is and will always be Charles’s No.1 opponent and he’ll never give up any possibilities to chase him and beat him. Definitely they used to beef with each other in their younger ages and even in 2019 (that dramatic Austrian GP lol). But this kind of rivalry doesn’t stain their mutual respect. Competition year to year between them from Karting times to f1 didn’t generate toxic hate to poison their heart.

And that’s where love grows.

[confusiongirlonfire-blog]

[maladaptivewriting]

to the people who keep reblogging my posts but won’t follow me:

just give me a kiss already, you don’t have to play games baby

[rosie-tyler]

Love wins

[misc-obeyme]

I was writing a serious scene when I accidentally typed House of Lamination.

Now I can't stop thinking about some poor human getting stuck in a lamination machine and getting laminated to death.

[a5tr0n0m1cal]

Sorry for all the sad posting here’s some skeleton toes

[cambriancutie]

people get oversized shirts all wrong. people desperately want it to be form fitting. thats just not how it works. the appeal is in knowing theres nothing underneath, yeah? you have to imagine it. someone with an open soul can do so without the tightening of clothes

[existennialmemes]

I'm not qualified to handle this. This is

Serious Business

and I'm only certified for the silly kind