#Nooter

[saturnsedan]

really enjoying the file names for canute ref pics on fandom wikia

[chibi-jinchou]

hii!! for the ask game could i ask for kaoru with red B3 pls? ty!

is2g if it’s not izumi making me go doki doki it’s frikkin’ kaoru 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。

what is it with 3A’s sanbaka kfjsjsjjs

astrelle’s emoji expression meme:

[color: red] [row: 3] [column: B]

[character: kaoru hakaze]

[harminuya]

Antique rugs from Nothern Armenia, Nooter collection.

Armenian Rugs on Facebook.

[humming-tranquility]

Outskirts! Next is garbage wastes!

6 dollars each or trade 1 artwork of any quality each (not sketches unless good or silly).

1. The beast [On Hold] Slugcat

2. Curious winds passing by its progenitors. [On hold] Scavenger

3. THE NOOTER. [ SOLD ] Slugcat / noodlefly

4. A thousandths seconds of split anger [owned by @benjibots ] Dropwig based scavenger

5. Many shrills of squawking Nightmares [Open] Karen scav [Half price]

Norifcation squad:

@so-3i3

[sygnus-knight]

nooter shiroganer

[dark-elf-writes]

only after sending that ask did i realize that. euthanize was not the word i was looking for. i meant like nooter?? sterilize?? i cant remember the word

WAIT THIS IS SO MUCH FUNNIER

[wawamouse]

Oz Rewatch 3: S4E06: A Word to the Wise

Plotlines

White guys continue to get transferred out of Em City; Adebisi does as he pleases and Said butts heads with Querns and Arif

Arif struggles to lead the Muslims, failing to be taken seriously by Querns and Ketchum; he then stoops to try and get Adebisi to kill Ketchum

McManus dealing with Unit B; Querns asks for black COs to be transferred in to replace white COs; Glynn is distracted; Howell gets transferred to Em City

Death Row: Ginzburg continues to grow sicker and requests to be executed earlier but ultimately succumbs to AIDs first

Mobay is addicted to heroin and lets his cover slip; he realises he’s in over his head and confesses to Sister Pete about his addiction;

Beecher’s daughter is found; Beecher and Keller remain in conflict; Mondo becomes Beecher’s new cellie; Keller confesses his serial killings to Mukada;

Rebadow tries to kill Busmalis

Stanislofsky confesses to Querns about the cellphone, but they can’t find it; Stanislofsky successfully exposes the cellphone’s location

Cyril O.Ds on Haldol

Ryan kills Keenan; Arif witnesses it; Nathan takes leave

Sister: What exactly is so hard about this job that no one can handle it? There’s been like 3 people at this job. Me: They have to deal with civilians so they’re not allowed to just beat people when they’re angry.

Sister: I don’t know about that.

Sister: Who’s he? He’s handsome… Me: Zanghi… Sister: Zany?? Me: Ghee...

Sister: They’re dead!

Sister: He’s dead!

Sister: This guy is tweaking so bad… There’s no way they buy that he used to deal drugs or whatever on the outside, right?!

Sister: Is this where he’s finally going to realise something’s weird? Glynn: [looks down] Sister: Nope.

Sister: How would failing to do this job ruin his career? Me: Yeah, he’s already a detective… Wouldn’t they just send him back to his regular narcotics stuff? Why would they demote him to street patrol? Sister: This is his first big undercover assignment, too…. Me: Maybe he has some untold back story where he already fucked up a lot on the job so this is his last chance…

Sister: (as Chris) …to not be a child killer.

Sister: He’s like the dumb husband who thinks everything’s great and his wife is homicidal like giving her manifesto and going “right, honey??” and he’s asleep. Look, he’s asleep!

Sister: Trotting in like a baby giraffe… so obvious.

Sister: (as Ryan) It’s in my brother’s hair.

Sister: I don’t get why they’re trying to make him a good guy on this specific issue. Like whatever. Just let it be him, like he did everything else already. Plus, they told us right away and I don’t like when they try to tell us somebody’s supposed to be a good guy, either. They didn’t even let it be ambiguous for more than 5 minutes. Why bother? Psh, like oh, that's the line? I would have preferred if they never clarified whether or not he lied.

Sister: (as Gloria): I’m going to London!

Stray Thoughts

The muslim population constitutes 18% of Oz according to Arif

Penis count: 3 (unique penises: 2)

Old man butt: 1

Boob count: 1 (pair)

TV report states that it has been 3 weeks since Miguel escaped

Sister thinks the dicks in this show look weird ("like those rubber chickens") and if it turned out they were prosthetics, she would not have been surprised. She said the prosthetics team listed in the credits (in this alternate reality where the penises are fake, I guess) would be Pecky & Nooter.

[ozimagines]

dating ryan o’reily would include . . PRETTY PLEASE !!!! 🤌

Oh absolutely. The appearance of the please is inconsequential lol I’ve always wanted to write this. The key to Ryan O’Reily is he puts his whole pussy into everything he does, and I feel like dating him would be more of the same. I present to the council:

Dating Ryan O’Reily would include…

The key to this man is obsession

Could be your looks, could be something you said, could be something you did for him; it doesn’t matter. Once he’s hooked, he’s hooked.

Will jokingly flirt at first, making quick passes at you, but he’s a flirty guy so you just assume it’s another O’Reily-ism

“Lookin’ good today… very good.”🥵

That is until you notice all your stuff starting to disappear.

It’s little things at first; a hat of yours, some makeup, but then you notice one of the pillows on your bed is missing

Bring it up and he’ll deny it, but he wanted to own some part of you

The real kicker is when you meet Cyril

Cyril immediately distrusts you; he remembers Ryan and the bad lady (Howell)

But you’re kind and gentle with him, and better yet, you don’t talk around him like he’s an object. You talk to him. And he notices these things.

“I like you… can we be friends?”🥹

When Ryan comes down the stairs to meet you, you and Cyril are talking like old friends, watching Miss Sally and discussing if Nooter or Pecky is better.

At this point, Ryan is more in love with you than ever.

He tells you as much, not bothering to ask you on a date before confessing his love.

“Hey, I love you. I love you more than anything.”💘

(If you’re same sex, he’ll insist he’s not a “fag” but say he loves you all the same, hoping you “know the difference🧐”)

It… it’s a bit much. Even for you, who feels the same.

You ask if you can take it slow.

He says yes yes yes and then tells everyone you’re in love and will be together forever🤣

He remembers all your food orders. Like, down to food restrictions and preferences on toppings lol.

Anything you don’t like, he’ll eat for you and give you his meal.

“Yeah, one Venti iced pumpkin spice latte with oat milk, three pumps of pumpkin, one pump vanilla, cold foam, and a sprinkle of cinnamon. And one regular coffee, I guess.” 🤣

Kind of a guy who when he stops quickly or short in the car, he puts out his arm over your chest to stop you from lurching forward.🥲

Dates are always epic and wild

He took you to a fair and won you and Cyril the biggest stuffed animals they have; you can barely carry it, but it’s a point of honor for him.

He took you to the zoo (lots of your dates include Cyril) and put you up on the rails over the lion pit, him being the only thing stopping you from going over.

Talk about trust lol

Ryan fucks like a beast but he makes love as well

Cotton sheets and candles lit, Ryan’s lips grazing over your body.

He holds you gently, like he holds Cyril after nightmares, kissing you all over.

Ryan, like many guys in Oz, just wanted to a chance to do over his life❤️‍🩹

And you gave it to him. Everything. His everything.

He wants kids with you, adopted or otherwise. Starts calling you mommy/daddy to get you on board

Cyril gets very excited to be and uncle, and even though you were worried about him being gentle with a kid, Cyril holds them like a mama bear holds a baby cat😅

Ryan had to learn some things, like not to smoke around the baby and that kids can go into poker houses🙃

He still teaches his kid to play poker and pick a lock because “you never know, right?”

You find him staring at you a lot, and when you ask what he’s thinking, all he says is “I’m lucky, that’s all.”

“I love you. I love you with everything I have.”

“Love you too, Ryan.”

Bonus: Ryan loves Sitcoms! He’ll never say it out loud, but he likes dis-functional families that all still love each other. He tears up every time a show ends. His favorite is Cheers, because he identifies with Sam Malone.

[peasthedumb]

Finally, after suffering art block for months…. I HAVE FOUND A LOOPHOLE.

When I draw on laptop with art block I can’t because I do to much detail from scratch. When I draw on paper with art block it’s too difficult for me to get proportions right. So I drew on paper, took a picture then sent it to my laptop so I could trace, fix and finally finish the drawing! I HAVE HACKED ART BLOCK.

Anyway enjoy noot and noot! They’re the nooters! Totally not an edgy drawing. They’re just chilling they’re definitely super happy just look at them.

[maxismemeep]

Swear that would've worked

**hides every single noot nooter in existence so they can't bother this blog**

I swear if that doesn't work I'll just use the bob method man

I hope it works

[saturnsedan]

thorfy und nooter <3

[chibi-jinchou]

no baby modelgumi in en yet so i self-indulged and created an izumi murder weapon yukkun fanart ✨

[chibitantei]

This isn’t her room. Well, not her room. Just a room given to her because the person who used to sleep there moved out, but as long as she’s going to stay here, it’s her room, even though her real room is back at the estate. 

But this isn’t ‘her room’. There’s a large TV and her room doesn’t have one. Now that she’s awake, her bed isn’t a bed, but a couch instead. Naoto sits up, rubbing her eyes as she looks around.

The room isn’t a bedroom, but a living room. Her hat is on the coffee table a meter away, her clothes are different that what she went to bed with and there’s a strange man looking at her and—

Immediately, she leans back against the couch, eyes wide with panic and dread. “I-I... I didn’t mean to—” Mean to what? How did she get her in the first place? Nobody threw her in, so this must be her fault, right? They always say she’s being unreasonable and she knows it, but she just—

“Please don’t—” Don’t what? “I promise I’ll leave right away and...”

Baby Nooter for @jesterofinaba​

[fatexbound]

@chibitantei​ replied to this: But you have the dancing yakuza mans kohryu and marjeerma to keep you company, fellow Nooter

“While they are exceptional men... they are out of my standards. Former convicts such as them are out of the question for me.”

“Was there something else you wished to add?”

[movienized-com]

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[mythicalwindss]

𓍢ִ໋❀⋆☼ how i perceive jily (christmas version)𓍢ִ໋❀⋆☼

happy birthday nooters!! hope you enjoy<3 @everwalldigan

⋆𖤓⋆ james fleamont potter:

- he/him

- pansexual

- aries

˚✿˖ lily josephine evans:

- she/her

- bisexual

- capricorn

˚𓍢ִ໋❀⋆☼

lily and james would always host christmas at their place, they’d make sure they were stocked up on snacks, drinks, hot chocolate, and blankets.

every year, on christmas eve, they would always have new pyjamas waiting for the others to change into, they were always christmas themed. they would always watch christmas films, play christmas games, talk about their time at hogwarts and share new life goals. by the end of the night, everyone would be sat in the living room, by the fire, all cozy in their christmas pjs, hot chocolate and biscuit in hand, talking about anything and everything.

on christmas day, everyone would wake up with presents and stockings filled, and everyone will sit around the fireplace in the morning opening their gifts from one another. once all the gift openings were done, james and lily would go and prepare food with effie, they’d make all kinds of food (mostly party food) so they can have at least one thing that everyone likes on the table. lily and effie would make gingerbread cookies every year, and sometimes even have competitions on who can make the most gingerbread.

james loves decorating all the cakes and cookies, he’d wait around and watch lily and effie make everything and as soon as they were done with one thing, he’d immediately go and get ready to decorate it. they would never have a christmas dinner on christmas day, instead, they’d have it on the 26th, so it’s friends only + effie and monty, and they can have christmas dinner as a family.

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james would always know what to get lily, he’d plan everything MONTHS AND MONTHS before christmas. if lily said she liked a scarf once in a passing comment, james will go home, write it down, and then get it for her. lily would be shocked that james remembered she said she liked something one time. he would always get their friends something that mattered to them and they will keep that forever, like the one time he brought sirius his first pair of docs, and he didn’t want new ones until james forced him to because the shoes were falling apart or the time he got marlene a moth ring, and she has never taken it off since, because rings are their favourite jewellery piece and moths are her favourite animal. he remembers the littlest things about his friends and buys them these things in gift form.

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lily is a maker, she writes, draws, paints, makes everything and anything. she will spend weeks and months making something for all her friends. she once took three months to paint mary’s favourite flower, and took weeks making dorcas a jewellery stand. she has bound countless books for her friends (most of them being for remus), where she paints the covers and pages to match the books, she would also make matching bookmarks and annotating bags for those who like to annotate their books. she has made james many glasses cases, each one having some sort of deer on it as she knows that prongs means so much to him, which makes james fall more and more in love with her (like he isn’t already deeply in love with her anyway).

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