#ODE TO IMPOSSIBLE

[keeper0f-k3ys]

need someone to call me a good boy......

[holdmymetaphor]

in like the second to last episode when taub was like why dont u respect wilsons wishes to die

house yells at him about how hard it has been to choose to live

and then we cut to other doctors and nurses and patients who hear him yelling this taboo thing, looking at him like hes weird and wrong and making a ruckus

ugh. houses reaction to it hurts me. its just such a clear reminder of how alone he feels/is.

[chewyhanniebug]

🖤 Scene Queens 🖤

[shepscapades]

I WANT TO BREAK INTO YOUR BRAIN SHEP OPEN UPPPPPPP

SCARRYY!!!!!! THERES SO MUCH HAPPENING IN THERE!!!!!!!!

[oak1985]

Not jumping on someone else’s post but. What Russia is doing in Ukraine is horrible. And. It’s not on the same scale as what Israel is doing in Gaza. 11,000 civilian deaths in 2, almost 3, years is not the same as 40,000 in 1 year. Especially given the % of population these numbers represent (0.02% vs. 4%).

People in the US are not protesting what’s happening in Ukraine. Or in China. Or the Sudan. Or Haiti. Or….. And a lot of that is ignorance. And a lot of it is peer pressure. And some of it is antisemitism. But some of it is also because the US is not directly sending military aid to Russia, or China, or the Sudanese militia, or Haitian gangs.

Antisemitism is real and present and scary. But it is not the only and possibly not the dominant reason protests are happening. And we do a disservice when we make each other more scared and impose impossible litmus tests on every criticism of Israel.

[schnaf]

turn the tide

The night before Seungmin’s birthday was supposed to be special. And yet, it’s about to turn into a huge disappointment. Luckily, five strangers are ready to turn the tide.

read on ao3

[silvermoon424]

Rewatching all of BobbyBroccoli's videos for the third+ time because I literally cannot get enough of it. If you have any interest in scientific scandals, check him out!

[lockedtowers]

stop a/starion has a BRAND NEW SIM AVAILABLE ON MODTHESIMS FOR THE SI/MS 2

[gubbles-owo]

have mercy on me momoka-san i dont KNOW how to mix guitar good i don't got the expensive plugins for goodly gutair ton e

(dont mind my rambling its just my ears and brain rotting nbd)

[whimsicalcotton]

Hi it's me again and I have more music induced LiS brainrot to share

I discovered Lullaby For Grown Ups by Secret Garden today and even though it's very "cheesy musical number" coded I cannot for the life of me stop imagining Rachel singing this to a tired and weary Max who mumbled something about wanting her to sing something bc she thinks her voice is pretty. Rachel doesn't really strike me as a musical person but I think she'd indulge in it just to soothe Max into getting Some Fucking Sleep and it would actually work. Chloe comes into the room mid-song and is just standing there in awe at her singing voice

The first few verses are basically just Rachel telling Max that she sees her struggle and she doesn't have to wear the world on her shoulders, and reassuring her that everything will be fine. Maybe Max doesn't believe it at this time but she indulges in it because she's so tired and wants it to be true, even if just for a moment. Then the last verse is almost a confession from Rachel that she herself Goes Through It too, and that she gets it on some level. And then by the end of it Max has actually been lulled to sleep and Rachel and Chloe are just quietly looking at each other like 'omg I can't believe that worked'

SDGHDSKDS I just need Marrow!Max to be comforted, girlie needs to be shown so much affection and also needs REST.

me getting emotionally devastated by this ask moodboard

[thedeadthree]

the unstoppable force (worms for brains compelling me to make clowns) vs the immovable object (brain fried egg cannot brainstorm ideas for squat) 🥀🥴✨🤡

[myriad--starlings]

y'know I've pegged what it is I think that drives me crazy about my PCP: despite being generally a very good doctor he approaches his job from a fundamental place of caution. in addition, his threshold for risk is WILDLY lower than mine. in ways that have actually made it more difficult for me to access care here and there! (like right now.) my threshold for serious risk is so unbelievably high. I've had sepsis; I've had such extensive clotting around one of my picc lines it was uhhh a little scary! I've had my body tell me daily, multiple times a day, that I was dying and had to ignore that. and right now I take my life in my hands when I turn a tap on. the absolute lack of patience I have for a doctor who isn't willing to like. go a little out into unfamiliar territory when it is relatively low risk for EXTREMELY high reward.... like stop pussyfooting around doing your job?! DO YOUR JOB.

[ozcarr]

Ultra Kill mention???!?!!

Do NOT summon that fandom here!!!! They are terrifying dude

[mefilas]

shiny mudbray and sneasel lets gooo

[stellamancer]

sounds like I've got to run damage control right when I get into work. 😑

[kageyuh]

caught ya! | ★ nerd!armin arlert x roommate!reader pt. 2

cw/pairing: nerdy armin, virgin armin, glasses armin, you're literally touching armin, he cums in his pants, masturbation, oral m!receiving, nsfw, perverted? roommate armin x reader, f!reader implied summary: you catch your roommate moaning your name during the act. now you're pulling out his cock in his bedroom.

part 1 here

"want me to help you out?"

armin swears if his face gets any redder, his body is going to combust. the itch in his pants is telling him to grab at the chance, to let you work your magic and ride him till his balls seize up from overstimulation.

but his conscience, his goddamn conscience, says he can't. you're his longtime friend, not to mention roommate, and doing things like this with you...he'd be an idiot to throw away your entire friendship for one night of fun.

...is what he says, but the moment your pretty little fingertips just graze against the tent in his pants, he caves.

he's putty.

he's putty, and you're on your knees, blinking up at him innocently with your cute, fluttery lashes, and he's struggling to hold himself up. he's leaning on his desk, palms gripping the wood as you poke and prod him playfully, unzipping his pants with glee.

the dreamiest sighs are leaving his throat, and he feels like all the power and self respect he's ever held for himself floats out of his body, through his balls, and into your hands.

his body temperature is rising so rapidly he swears he's going to get a nosebleed.

now, armin wouldn't call himself an inexperienced virgin. after all, the many, many times he pictured doing this with you in his head have to count for something, right?

but the stream of blood that starts dripping down his nose when you decide to shed your top, (revealing that you weren't wearing a bra), says otherwise.

he feels like your tits are bouncing in his face, and his cock strains impossibly harder against his slacks.

virgin! his body screams at him.

he's facepalming, groaning, hips stuttering as he mumbles incoherent curses, reaching for a tissue. it's almost a parody, maybe an ode to all those comedic pervert scenes in the anime he's been watching.

"okay, calm down," you say, not being able to wipe the stupid grin off your face as you laugh at his antics. "maybe you'd be more comfortable on the bed?"

with his back flat on the plush mattress and a soft pillow cradling his head, armin feels somewhat better. it feels like old times, when you guys would lie next to each other in the soft summer breeze. except now, you're topless, and his cock is out. and you're touching it.

god, you're touching it.

he has to cover his face with his palms out of sheer embarrassment.

you're palming his cock through his boxers, but the implication of skin against skin is driving him crazy. he can't help but buck his hips up every time you apply pressure to his sensitive area.

not only that, but it seems like your hands have some special effect that seem to set off all of his dick's nerves, 'cause the moment your index finger gives his hard-on a little squeeze, his fists are clenching—eyes squeeze shut, bottom lip pulled under his tooth hard enough to draw blood. with the tremors wracking his body and his hips bucking up into your hand like a wild animal...

...he cums.

he cums.

yes, he came. right in his pants.

now he's red in the face, chest heaving up and down while he wheezes like some mindless incel.

he can't believe this. his first sexual encounter, and he's panting and groaning like he just ran a marathon, when he's not even out of his boxers yet.

the darkening patch on his boxers has your jaw dropping, lashes fluttering in shock as you look at him incredulously.

of course, he's embarrassed. he turns impossibly redder, pushing your hand away with a, "don't look at me!" and covering his face with his elbow.

"armin, did you just cum?" you tease. "guess you really are a virgin."

"n-no!" he's swatting your curious hands away, which seek to reveal his face to you.

"don't be ashamed," you say, booping his nose. "it's natural."

it's not natural. he knows that, but he peeks through a gap in his fingers to ask anyways. "it is?"

"sure is." you assure. "and i bet...you can do it again."

he's bigger than you thought.

he's long and thin, pink and pretty. the precum leaking from the tip of his member is almost dreamlike; you're hesitant to touch. but you snap out of your daze, reaching out to smear the clear oozing liquid over the pretty, bulbous head. it’s already slightly damp and sensitive from his previous ejaculation. he hisses immediately at your touch, head shooting back into the pillow, mouth forming an "o" shape.

now you have him in your mouth, slurping on his cock like a popsicle. the lewd squelches of saliva on skin are causing his head to spin with lust, and he's nearly ripping the sheets off his bed with how tightly he's gripping the fabric. every stroke of your tongue is shooting pleasure up his spine, and he feels like he could erupt any second.

he doesn't want to cum. call it hubris, filthy pride, but he just can't bring himself to embarrassment in front of you for the second time today. but your mouth is so soft and squishy, and the plush of your lips on him feel like he’s ascending to the heavens.

"ah! fuck," he curses, tangling his fingers into your hair. you choke lightly, gagging as he pushes you down gently. the scene is erotic, and the slick, wet sounds of your tongue on his phallus are only turning him on more.

come on, armin, you trained for this...don't be a minute man... his silent pleas to himself are lost as his abs clench pathetically.

his eyes screw shut, a huff rolling off his tongue as his back arches up off the bed. but he refuses to let it out, opting to tangle his fist in your hair and lift your suction off of his member. it slides out of your mouth with a pop! and you're blinking at him with the sly eyes of a fox disguised as doe.

you tilt your head innocently. "armin?" gosh, your voice causes his cock to twitch. "something wrong?"

he groans at the loss of his high, but silently praises himself for holding back from temptation. "no, it's just..."

he lifts himself to sit, adjusting his thick-framed glasses so he can see better. you follow, plopping yourself to sit on your knees.

you had long since discarded your bottoms, the newly revealed, pink, lacy panties displaying a wet patch at the front from your rubbing on the mattress. he gulps, tongue darting out to lick the side of his lips. his eyes begin to trace the lush curve of your hips, but upon catching himself, armin immediately averts his gaze. damn perv. he scolds himself. pull yourself together.

he's nervous, rubbing his palms together to ease his anxiety. what if you said no? the edging has his abs still clenching from not finishing, but he's determined to do this the right way.

he knows what should come next. years of consuming josei hentai, rutting into his mattress alone at night, had prepared him (and raised his thirst) for this. of course, he'd never performed it on a real girl, but he's always been a quick learner.

he coughs, clearing his throat, though his voice still cracks at his next words.

"can i- uhm, eat you out?"

worry not children penetration is coming soon...armin isn't ready yet...pt. 3?

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