#OHMY G O D

[indigopoptart]

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

[carnivorouswillgraham]

i am fucking REELING holy fuck holy shit holy f oh my fucfckingbakzvwidhwojalzbdowbdlahd djdhskdbe fheobdoqbdkwbxieggf

[rukkiya]

hello its me again 🥰🥰

TYSM FOR RECOMMENDING OBEY ME JSHSBSBXHX

literally lucifer had me folded o h m y g o d

HELLO HON! AHHH OF COURSE IM SO HAPPY UR PLAYING IT!! ٩( ᐛ )و

i need to re download it soon so we can share UID’s hehe AND OHMY LUCI ALREADY HAS U HUH LOLJDJDJDJ trust me that man had me for a hot sec BUT I SWEAR it truly gets so hard to pick bc they’re just all so freaking adorable in their own way!! >.< but it’s really good I love the story line sm it gets angsty at some points YOULL LOVE IT IK IT!^~^

[my-little-loverboy]

I hate living here I hate living here I hate living here I HATE LIVING HERE OHMY G O D

Okay so.

Commissions

I got a bunch during the sale I did (ily tysm if you commissioned me I am giving you a smooch on the forehead/p)

Enough that I had to claim them on my taxes

And also report them (bc I’m on disability I have to do a monthly income report.)

So. With income. Up to the first $230 is exempt

I made $228, convenient eh?

WRONG

ARTIST/FREELANCER IS NOT LEGALLY A JOB IN ALBERTA SO IT COUNTS AS DONATIONS

WHICH MEANS THEY TAKE 100% OF IT OUT OF MY INCOME

BUT ITS A JOB AT THE FEDERAL LEVEL SO IM STILL TAXED LIKE A BUISINESS

anyway I’m being fucked out of $228 and I can’t even try get more commissions to replace it bc they’ll just keep taking it out of my fucking income.

Explodes then fucking dies. I really like doing comms and drawing other peoples characters though so I’ll probably just open requests.

I can’t even fucking move to a different province bc the way Alberta does their disability pay is fucky so I’d have no income for potentially over a year if I left the province AND they’d take my wheelchair so not only would I not have an income I wouldnt be able to leave my house to GET A JOB/GO TO APPOINTMENTS

And like sure I could have a ton of money

Except I can’t

Bc if you have more than 2 grand in savings Alberta STOPS PAYING YOHR DISABILITY

[handhelld]

Pro tip: dont walk into the communal areas while shirtless

[bcdluckstumblcd]

//Head empty just...mechanic Jin and Twice as an alter for the Moonknight AU

I mean YEAH i could have him also work in a museum but just sweet cat mechanic Jin resonates with my SPIRIT

[seokmattchuus]

No thoughts.

Just sugar daddy Seungwoo.

[asteraes-aster]

Alright, I'll bite! Why'dya choose each pokemon? :) Really liking Kenny's boots btw. He's got good tastes.

I would die for you, god thank you so m u c h ('m glad ya like 'em! :D I based his outfit on my friend's zombie au a bit, just changed colors to make it more Pokemon-esque and friendly!)

OKAY SO!!! THIS IS ALL VERY BIASED DUE TO HEADCANONS! I WILL EXPALIN AS WELL AS I CAN!

Sewaddle

Sewaddles are known for bundling up and making their own clothes! There's just something about tiny baby sewaddle that reminds me of Kenny, hiding in his parka. I love it.

I also headcanon that Sewaddle tries to make Kenny a lil "parka" but fails epically because it doesn't know how to make clothes for humans (yet). Which leads to my third point!

Sewaddle are known for making their own clothes! Sewaddle could be very helpful for fixing old clothes when Kenny and Karen can't afford new clothes!

Litwick

Litwick are known for pretending to guide people while draining their life force. Which, Kenny is immortal. Litwick can endlessly leech off of him.

It's also said that litwick lead children into the afterlife... I like to think that this litwick started leeching off of Kenny for energy, because he's immortal and has plenty of "life" to spare. It started out as convenience, but after leading him by the hand towards his afterlife over and over again, it grew attached and protective.

Now it tries to guide Kenny safely through life, trying to help him stay safe, so that hopefully it won't have to take him to what lies beyond anymore.

Parasect

The poisonous spores it makes can be used for/in medicine. Health stuff just suits Kenny because Death, okay? Like, poison kills, yet in this instance can be used to heal, and I love that!

It's a fucking ZOMBIE! The original "bug" is dead, and entirely controlled by the mushroom on its back. It is dead. But alive... like Kenny.

No thoughts. Head empty.

Phantump

Now we get to the headcanon heavy stuff. Alright, some pokemon are actually humans who have died. Fun, right? Well, phantumps form when a spirit, more specifically a lost child who has died, possesses a rotten tree stump. Consider: a young Kenny gets lost in the woods, dies, and his spirit possesses a stump. He becomes a phantump, but at the same time he must come back to life, since being a ghost pokemon isn't exactly alive. So his soul splits, and a bit of him is still phantump. Is still that lost child who died in the woods and, scared of death, possessed the nearest object it could find.

Legend also says that by brewing their leaves and boiling down the liquid you can create a medicine that will cute anything! Do I like to think that this ability comes from/is enhanced by the fact part of Kenny's immortal soul is in the phantump? Maybe. Don't judge me.

Pumpkaboo

It's said that, much like litwick, pumpkaboo can lead people to the afterlife. I like to imagine that pumpkaboo and litwick do it together (or one at a time when it hurts too much).

Pumpkaboo, like phantump, are also formed by spirits trapped in this world! And Kenny's spirit goes many places, but sometimes it goes nowhere at all, and this leaves him vulnerable to pulls, like possessing objects (like many spirits seem to). I imagine this happens around middle school, so it's been a years since his spirit was last split. But again, he is brought back, and pumpkaboo is left in his wake.

Gengar

Gengars were also once human, and are rumored to take lives of humans to create companions since they're lonely!

This would definitely be when Kenny is in highschool, time for his spirit to heal and grow, and when he dies he is lonely and lost, trying to find companionship. His soul becomes warped, a shadow in itself, a playful smile in the night following potential "friends".

When he inevitably comes back, the gengar no longer seeks to kill for companionship, considering that Kenny would just come back anyways.

Honourable Mentions!

Color

I specifically chose orange and purple themed pokemon where I could! Orange because,,, well. And purple due to Mysterion! Phantump was more black then purple, and sewaddle more yellow than orange, but I'm kinda proud of how it turned out!

Types

I specifically chose pokemon that were ghost types and plant types! Ghost types because duh, Kenny dies, and plants because I felt they resembled life/growth. His pokemon represent him and that he comes back, in ever way!

Memories

Kenny's ghost pokemon can remember his deaths (or at least those that use to be Him). The rest of his don't remember, but they do have suspicions/get feelings.

Now here's Kenny wrapped up in clothes sewaddle made for him!

[vindictalead]

Vibe Check

"No----no...no---- 

UNNACEPTABLE... !!!"

[will-of-this-heart]

he-

they-

OHMYGOD ZACH AND WHISTLER SAID HI TO ME AGAGSHDJFKF

[nygmaa]

@imperialkingpin​ asked:

“If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” ||   accepting (x)

  “now, oswald--hypothetically speaking-- why would i do that, when i can get a perfectly good view of the roses simply by holding them in hand? unless i were to admire myself, which, i can do--- roses or no roses included.” of course he would break it down, piece by piece, lips curling up into a smile, as if overly proud of deducting this--- whatever this is. 

  “not to mention your math being off, unless---” 

  oh. so that’s--- well. it promptly shuts him up, realization dawning onto his features as he pieces one and two together---- a sentiment rather .. sweet, if he’s honest with himself, yet one edward isn’t particularly sure what to do with. “that. i ah--- thank you? i do .. appreciate the sentiment.”

[hotsaucenct]

taeyong wore a crop top

[voiicless]

// SONIC TWWWOOOOO

[autisticstarseed]

since i jsut record a cover every time i take a shower now (soundcloud link)

[youngbloodbuzz]

florence’s key change in tiny dancer reblog if you agree

[calamitouscynic]

PLEASE

I HAVE WORK I NEED TO DO BUT CANNOT

THERE IS A CAT SLEEPING ON MY LEGS

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