#OIKAWA + BO LOOKS SO GOOD

[kuroosweakness]

new haikyuu art!!

[lovdlydaz]

how they react when they see you in your uniform

afab!reader, you play volleyball and you just got home from a game

warnings: nsfw, cunnilingus, praise, degradation, musk kink, man just a lot of sex ngl

a/n: i've been wanting to try drabbles for a while, but i'll come out with fics soon. it'll be drabbles when i'm unmotivated, and fics when i am. hope y'all are okay with that ♡.

oikawa

♡ ————————♡

when you came home off your bus, you weren’t expecting your boyfriend to be on the couch, watching your game on the T.V. he was drooling over the way those spandex hugged your ass and thighs so well, how your ponytail swayed as you went to pass the ball. your body rolled so fluidly, making his cock harden because of how good you played his sport. so, when you came into the room he jumped, then his pupils blew with lust. you were in those same spandex, just in a jacket. he stood up and grabbed you, taking you into your shared room and throwing you onto the bed. his cock was hard as fuck, those shorts he was wearing didn’t really hide much. “you looked so pretty out there babe, i'm sorry i couldn’t come watch you play but you did so good,” he praised you as he pounded into your seeping pussy, eyes rolled back into your head whenever his tip kissed your cervix. you were definitely enjoying yourself, and he kept praising you until he finished. however, when you were both in bed cuddling he would go into your ear and whisper "but i'm better." needless to say, he got a one-way ticket to the couch that night.

ushijima

♡ ————————♡

it was a rough day at practice today. your team had fucked up hard at one of the many national games y'all played, but yesterday wasn't that great. you had fucked up your serves multiple times, had hit the ball into the net god knows how many times, and your hits kept going out. it was horrendous how you barely got to touch a ball today, and your exhausted expression showed when you got home from your car. your lovely boyfriend, who just so happened to be doing his nightly workout, was in the middle of his 6 x 10 reps of pushups when you walked in. he continued to do them, a small 'hey' escaping his lips before he heard an exasperated sigh leave your lips. he heard stuff being thrown on the couch then a flop, quickly hoping up from his little corner in the living room and walking to you. though, when he was about to speak he stopped, seeing you all sweaty and still in your uniform. he felt his heart throb, or what he thought was his heart. but then, he looked down, seeing his rock hard cock and blushing. you opened your eyes to see your large boyfriend looming over you, then feeling something poke you. you looked down to see his even larger cock poking out from his shorts, making you blush as well. let's just say that your spandex, jersey, and entire body was covered in cum that night. and you didn't regret a thing. <3

bokuto

♡ ————————♡

see, you and bo had this sorta complicated relationship. sure you were the sub in bed but bokuto acted as a sort of sub top, whining and whimpering your name whenever he was balls deep inside your pussy. and today was the same as always. you had gotten home from practice, a tired sigh leaving your lips until your beefy boyfriend latched onto you like a leech to skin. "i'm so glad you're home baby! how was practice? did you do good??" he asked like a bright puppy, you could visibly see his tail wagging. you giggled and ran your fingers through his hair, nodding your head and smiling. "yes bo, i had a great practice. how have you been? did you have practice today?" you asked, but then you felt something poking you, and then you felt hungry eyes boring down onto you. koutarou had gone quiet, and he had gotten hard too. it was the way those spandex curved around your waist, your hips and thighs were squeezed through the flexible fabric. you were picked up by your legs and carried into the bedroom, thrown down like a ragdoll before the spandex were ripped off you. his face was shoved into your heat for hours, not letting up until you had passed out. when you did he got himself off from your passed out form, then cleaned you both up and went to bed. just so you know, you were wearing your jersey home almost every day after that. <3

daichi

♡ ————————♡

today was the day of the big game, the biggest of your season actually. so, you had gotten up bright and early to start your day. you took a shower and got dressed, yet your boyfriend who was your #1 supporter and best volleyball coach was there cooking in the kitchen for you. "hey babe, ready to go?" he asked, then he paused. you were sliding your jersey on, tucking it in your spandex and your thighs jiggled as you did so. "yeah, gimme a sec—" and now you were against the wall, getting your brains fucked out of you right before your game. "fuck babe... couldn't resist myself with those pretty thighs of yours..." he whispered into your ear, instantly making you orgasm. he wasn't short after, messing up your insides and causing white to leak from you. you didn't have time to get cleaned up, so when you both got into the car you could feel his cum leaking out of you, which made you blush. let's just say you had a great game, and an ever greater fuck when you got home.

kita

♡ ————————♡

you had had a great day today. your team was playing the best they ever had and it was visibly cheering you up. though, when you got home your boyfriend was cleaning the counter off, seeing your tired yet happy form walk into the house. "hello sweetheart, how was it?" he chirped happily, but his eyes were staring straight at your pretty legs and formidable ass. your uniform looked so pretty on you, and your bust was even tighter in that jersey. he finished wiping off the counter as you told him your day, pressing you into a kiss when you finished speaking. his hands travelled to your thighs and you whined, those were your most sensitive areas. the sex was on the couch, bodies pressed together as you both were feral for each other. kita more than you, but y'know. the sun came up, and you both weren't even close to done. <3

kuroo

♡ ————————♡

your multi-million dollar boyfriend wasn't able to make it to your game. he had tried so hard but he was so busy, yet you didn't mind it. you knew how much he loved you, he showed it to you every day. so, when you were driven home by your personal taxi driver which kuroo also so happened to get for you for your birthday last year, he was sitting in the T.V. room, streaming your game. you were the libero, and he was admiring the way your body moved so nicely to get the ball in the air. hearing you come in he jumped, but then chuckled when he realized it was you. "oh, hey babe," he sputtered with a deep voice, but then his eyes travelled. the way your hair stuck to your forehead, how tight that jersey was and how even tighter those spandex were. he couldn't control himself, and now you were on the bed in doggy position as he rammed his thick cock into your cervix. "this pussy grips around my cock so good... such a slutty player aren't you? wearing those tight ass spandex... fuck, baby you make me go insane..." he murmured all sorts of things to you before you both orgasmed at the same time, making it heavenly bliss for you especially. after that, he got you both cleaned up, but you passed out in his arms before you even touched the bathtub. <3

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[veritasangel]

Which of the guys cry at sad movies?

⋆ ˚｡⋆ any pov ୨୧˚ warnings: nsfw in tsukishima's one (mdni), everything else sfw

↣ contains: iwaizumi, atsumu, tsukishima, bokuto, kita, oikawa, ojiro, suna (post timeskip)

↣ I'm so emotional, I cry over everything, especially sad movies

Hajime Iwaizumi

He is so confident in his masculinity, does not care at all about crying.

That said, it takes a lot to make him cry.

Though if there is a movie sad enough, he will probably shed a few tears alongside you, he's not afraid to show emotion if he genuinely feels it.

Green flag i fear

Atsumu Miya

A tear falls which he quickly wipes away.

“No, I wasn’t crying- I’m allergic to your cat.” ↢ that kinda liar

He doesn't want you to see him cry so he keeps coughing to cover his sniffles.

Refuses to admit he would cry over a terrible movie of all things.

"Pssh, s'not even sad-"

Claims not to like your taste in movies but they're his guilty pleasures

He's spent many nights going through a movie list you made him with a box of tissues nearby, used them all by the 2nd movie in.

Kei Tsukishima

This man is my husband but he can be a bitch let’s face it

He’s probably not even watching.

Has a boring documentary on his phone instead and only notices the movie you're watching is sad when he hears a sniffle beside him.

Tells you not to be stupid (lovingly) and honestly feels a tug at his heart at seeing your face so sad, so he kisses your tears away.

I think this man is horny all the time...

Probably distracts you by going down on you on the sofa, sad movie and boring documentary long forgotten as you can only focus on his expert fingers and tongue.

Kōtarō Bokuto

Cry baby (affectionately)

Says he's fine but not even a few seconds later he's full on crying.

Bawling his eyes out at the animated movie.

You had a box of tissues alongside you but as you reach for them, yourself, you notice he's used them all already.

Eyes red and nose stuffy as he's curled up beside you.

He’s sad for the rest of the night so you wrap your arms around him and try and cheer him up by playing with his hair and it's not long until he's peacefully fallen asleep.

Shinsuke Kita

He's not crying at all.

He mumbles something along the lines of..."the movie's not even sad, dumbass." and says you’re being ridiculous.

The sad look you give him after he says that makes him feel like he’s going straight to hell and not even a second later, he's blurting out apologies.

Probably switches the movie to something happier.

Says it’s better to watch something good that you’ve already seen than finish a movie making you sad.

Tōru Oikawa

Convinced he is so emotional (like bo)

we love men who let themselves cry

Probably holding onto your hand as he cries a little and you’re comforting him, rubbing gentle circles on his palm.

You tell him the characters aren’t real to make him feel better, but he cries even more saying “But imagine they were!" or "What if it were you and I?”

You end up going through your phone and finding videos you took during his Olympic volleyball games and hyping him up to distract him from the sadness of the movie.

He then goes on a ramble about volleyball for the next 3 hours instead but you wouldn't change it for anything.

Aran Ojiro

I think he's like Iwaizumi, he's comfortable crying but he rarely feels the need to.

His eyes may water a tiny bit, it’s not enough for a full tear.

More likely to cry at seeing you cry than the movie itself.

He spends the whole movie comforting you, whispering sweet nothings in your ear as he lovingly rubs your back.

Probably the best at reassuring you honestly.

Rintarō Suna

I don’t think he’d cry, but he'd keep an eye on you the whole time, knowing you probably would.

He's very attentive to your needs.

Instantly picks up on your tells and would already have the tissues on hand and a comforting arm around you.

He can admit the movie's sad, but he knows it's not real so no tears occur.

Probably retells the movie with a happier ending that could've realistically fit with the plot so you can think about that version instead.

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[aboutkiyoomi]

005. lame ass | antipathy

"why do i have to be the designated driver again?" kiyoomi sighed as everyone squeezed into his tesla, which was probably a bit too small to comfortably fit all his roommates.

"because i plan on getting drunk as hell, and i need you to make sure i don't do anything i'll regret and post it on the internet," you replied with a grin, kicking your feet onto his dashboard.

"who's gonna be there again? makki told me he'd show up, but that's obvious, since mattsun is hosting…" tendou groaned, his phone's brightness illuminating his exasperated face possibly from the light pre game they did at home.

"i got invited by yachi. i only know her, mattsun, iwa, and oikawa are for sure making an appearance," kiyoko chimed in, trying to apply her lip gloss with precision.

"oikawa is gonna be there, and he didn't text me? flawed as hell!" you screamed, immediately opening your phone to send an absurd amount of texts.

"and i have to be sober for this," sakusa muttered with a slight frown as he drove steadily toward the party.

meanwhile, in kuroo's car, kenma was complaining to shoyo about kuroo's refusal to stop at a convenience store for the pre game and for his usual drunken snacks.

"bo… please. just give me one shot, i beg," kenma whisper-shouted, trying to pull a small bottle of tito's from his pocket.

"you pervert, stop touching me!" bokuto yelled, unnaturally loud for someone in a beat down suv.

"i hate you," kenma pouted as he stepped out of the car, the music from the house blaring loudly while people slowly filed through the doors and into the backyard.

"hey omi!" shoyo shouted as he spotted kiyoomi propped up against his car.

"hi hinata. what's up?" kiyoomi glanced up, spotting the two-toned haired boy trailing behind shoyo, a mischievous glint immediately appearing in his emerald eyes.

"nothing, why aren't you inside drinking? don't tell me this party is lame," shoyo groaned, bouncing slightly on his heels.

"designated driver for the night and you should know better, mattsun throws 'ragers'. hi kenma," kiyoomi's smile widened as he sent some super inconspicuous messages to the group chat. kenma waved casually, having convinced bokuto to do shots with him, and more focused on plodding into the house.

in the kitchen, kenma immediately grabbed some jello shots from the fridge while bokuto poured an unnatural amount of vodka into a cup. as kenma began downing shots, he attracted attention from multiple people, mattsun and iwa being the first to join in on the fun. once the kitchen got too crowded, kenma wandered to the couch to people-watch in his drunken splendor. as he relaxed, a particular voice began to catch his interest, a voice he had grown to hate.

"omi, he's here. in the flesh, lurking around like a lame ass," you whined, causing kenma's ears to physically perk up.

"i know, i saw his ass and waited until you were drunk enough to tell you. are you going to admit your denial?" omi giggled.

"bro, in denial my ass. he's an asshole, an attractive asshole, but still a big dickhead, and i hate him," you dragged out, the alcohol-induced smile on your face bright.

kenma's eyebrows raised at the conversation before his head turned to catch sight of you in your drunken oblivion. you stood there, your outfit hugging you in all the right places, your hair pinned up with cute bow clips, and that big, beautiful smile catching him off guard.

he wanted to pass this off as a drunken attraction, genuine confusion from the alcohol clouding his judgment. he hated you and the stupid fact that you looked so good right now. above all, he was just intimidated by you whether that be while drunk or just in general. he found himself wondering, why did he even hate you in the first place?

so, he didn't know why he did this, but he did, and his drunken self was more than happy to go along with it.

ׂׂૢ kenma's eyes get blurry when he's drunk because he's a light weight and has no clue how to type properly in general.

ׂׂૢ yn and oikawa are influencer moots, they are actually super close and chat all the time about tea within the influencer community.

ׂׂૢ yachi is alsooo an influencer, except she focuses strictly on fashion and kdrama reacts on her channel and she's closer to kiyoko but also loves yn and they talk/collab often.

ׂׂૢ mattsun and makki are always throwing parties, they usually invite their influencer friends because of oikawa and their volleyball friends always make an appearance.

ׂׂૢ kenma tweeted all of that from the bathroom and fell asleep, kuroo had to collect him while doing his 'roomate roundup'.

a/n: ok i kind of got my motivation back. this chapter was fun to write. i didn't elaborate too much on the party details bcs it wasnt relevant to the plot and we need to get to the LAUVVVV of these two.

see yall next chapter babes Mwah.

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[realcube]

RANDOM MATCHUPS

✦ for @s0dium

✦ tw: ramblings of a crazy person. also in no particular order.

fat gum — bnha

✦ his regular height is unknown but in his "fat" form he is 8'2" lol

✦ and when he is in his regular form, he has hella muscle (ex)

✦ also ofc his quirk involves eating so his love language is probably food too

✦ he is also kinda a comic relief character so ofc he is funny af and a sweetheart

✦ also his heart would literally melt if you supported his pro-heroing the same way you would for like a vb player s/o if you know what i mean??

✦ like buying his pro-hero merch and wearing his faces on shirts and stuff- he's be legit so flattered and flustered actually

✦ especially bc he's not like.. particularly famous (he's got a ranking of #58 in osaka 😬) so you being his number one supporter would mean the world to him

✦ omg and you guys could have a meet-cute where he saves you from villains !!

✦ or thieves trying to steal some anime merch you just bought 😤

bokuto kotaro — haikyuu!!

✦ i already mentioned this at the bottom of your hq matchup but you'd also suit bokuto sm

✦ he's tall + muscular

✦ and he's so silly so he could obviously make you laugh

✦ also the part about you having a golden doodle definitely would fly a lot better with bokuto than oikawa bc bokuto would be thriving playing with your doggy or watching you play with her , meanwhile oikawa would be silently jealous if you pay her more attention than him LOL

✦ however, perhaps bokuto is worse bc he will entertain and play with your dog so much and distract her from actually.. y'know.. doing her job

✦ you're like 'bo can i have my therapy dog pls i kinda need her' and he's like 'awww.. but i'm teaching her how to high five rn...'

✦ but omg you being his biggest supporter at matches would literally make him so happy, and he'd point to you in the crowd whenever he landed a spike

✦ so whenever you go to his games you need to be camera ready bc he keeps motioning to you and waving at you so their gonna keep zooming in on you in the crowd

kentaro kyoutani (mad dog) — haikyuu!!

✦ okay hear me out 👀 he's pretty tall and muscular

✦ and he can defo make you laugh with how wild and fierce he is

✦ plus he'd be chill with your dog bc he has one of his own and they could be best friends

✦ and if you ever want to do taekwondo sparring, he's the perfect guy to practise with ( no he doesn't know any martial arts but he's good at fighting so it comes naturally to him lol )

✦ the only thing is that .. he isn't kind, like, at all

✦ but you can fix him!! i believe in you!!

✦ he would be blushin n shi when he sees you in the stands at his sendai frogs games

✦ would not be as obvious about it as bokuto but with all the kyoutani merch you got on, all his teammates can tell you've come for him and they tease him about it

✦ (he's internally loving it tho)

✦ but also he's so gonna hold it against you .. if he ever sees you trying to leave the house, looking a bit too good, he's like 'what happened to that shirt with my face on it? why don't you wear that out? 🤔' bc he knows that despite how good you may look, no guy is gonna hit on you if they see his big scary mug on your chest LOL

makoto tachibana — free! iwatobi swim club

✦ pls excuse me it's been so long since i watched this show but

✦ makoto was criminally underrated and he defo deserves a sweet gal to cheer for him when he swims bc, being fr, i don't remember anyone doing so

✦ they were all about haru and rin iirc

✦ also he is the tall and muscular BLUEPRINT

✦ plus he's super kind

kineshi hairo — the disastrous life of saiki k

✦ he'd also be the biggest support of your taekwondo dream.. perhaps to a concerning extent

✦ like he's always offering to trains with you and go on morning runs together and getting you into the competitive spirit for the competitions (that he is going to persuade you into joining somehow with his inspirational speeches lol)

✦ he would also be down to go skating / snowball fight

✦ but if he manages to hit you with a snowball.. ouch

✦ lights knocked out unfortunately 😔

joe — sk8 the infinity

✦not sure what to say actually

✦ he's just a tall, muscular, funny and kind guy

✦ he probably doesn't like winter bc he skateboards and ice/snow makes the ground all slippy and dangerous

✦ so going on dates with you would give him something to look forward to

✦ he's kinda a player though so please keep an eye on that celluar device of his 🧐

gojo satoru — jjk

✦ purely based on appearance bc i've never seen jjk lol

✦ but i think aesthetically y'all compliment each other very well

✦ i think it's the contrast of the hair but also the similarities in the eyes

✦ also y'all are both model height so 🙌

✦ you + gojo are the fabled "two pretty bestfriends"

for @s0dium: haha this was super fun and such a nice idea !!!

[forusomimiya]

HQ guys with 🐱

[𝙤𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙪, 𝙖𝙩𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙪, 𝙤𝙞𝙠𝙖𝙬𝙖, 𝙖𝙠𝙖𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞] (sorry if the ships I write are not to your liking) SMUT +18, fem characters but not their partners - please, if you want more characters, just let me know :)) •𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙪 𝙈𝙞𝙮𝙖 Osamu likes to gets attention. She doesn't wear underwear under her excessive pyjama shorts, so she can show Suna, who watches him with a depraved fox's gaze from the couch, how her labia majora peek out of her crotch along with a wet spot while she’s looking for new recipes leaning on the kitchen table. She also likes to ask Suna to touch her when she is freshly waxed. One more excuse to feel her long slender fingers rubbing his entrance. But what she likes most is to spread her legs in front of him while he's busy watching videos on YouTube or spending time on Tiktok. She always ends up with Suna's head between her thick thighs, choking him as he cums in his mouth. "That's it, my good boy... always coming to me when I need you most." •𝘼𝙩𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙪 𝙈𝙞𝙮𝙖 Atsumu is a slut in heat. She's not ashamed to tell Kiyoomi how horny she is every time she sees her boyfriend doing absolutely nothing. His mere presence makes her mouth and pussy drool. "Babe... im bored..." she asks as she runs her fingers down Kiyoomi's chest, with seductive intentions. "want to have a good time?"

She only gets a dominant look before Kiyoomi loads her up and carries her into the bedroom to abuse her pretty pussy and lick up the mixture of their cum when he's sure he's filled her completely. "I think you've had enough fun. Now let mommy take care of you" she added before making Kiyoomi cum twice without entering her pussy, just watching her being used by Atsumu as she cummed in front of his eyes. •𝙏𝙤𝙤𝙧𝙪 𝙊𝙞𝙠𝙖𝙬𝙖 Whenever Oikawa is home alone, she runs to her room and grabs her favourite dildo. She puts towels on the bed and moves the mirror, placing it in front of it. Doesn’t need anything else to enjoy a relaxing evening. She likes to watch herself masturbate, cause she knows she is really sexy and takes advantage of it to get an orgasm. Oikawa is so greedy that despite having all her holes filled, she misses her boyfriend's hard cock in her tiny pussy. "Haji…" eyes on herself, being a mess and bouncing on the purple silicone cock as the white liquid run down to her knot. “Mhmm just there Haji, just there... ah~”.

Oikawa squirted every last drop as the good girl she was, but she didn't know was that behind the door was her boyfriend waiting for her, jerking off himself, eager to devour his favourite girl's wet, pink pussy.

•𝙆𝙚𝙞𝙟𝙞 𝘼𝙠𝙖𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞 In sexual terms, Akaashi was shy. She didn't know how to tell her boyfriend that she wanted to fuck with him. It was hard for her to take the initiative but once they were fucking, akaashi was the biggest innocent slut in bed. She went from not knowing how to tell Bokuto what she want, to begging bokuto to cum on her pussy. She was shy, but not stupid. She knew what to say him to make him fall at her feet. "Bo... im close..." she warned between long and low moans "dont stop and keep looking at me yeah? you´re doing soo well" Bokuto, whose mouth was being used as Akaashi's toy, looked at the brunette and sucked while pressing her buttocks against his face, wanting to feel deeper the taste of her semen. He only needed one more praise and he would cum on her back, feeling the taste of his girlfriend invading his mouth, admiring how she moved on him while catching her breath. Akaashi educaded bokuto very, very well.

[easybrainrot34]

What Piercings The Haikyuu Boys Have

I deeply beg any fan artist want to run with this p l e a s e do 😘😘

Characters - Atsumu, Osamu, and Suna

ATSUMU

* Has earlobe but normally out of laziness doesn’t wear anything in them. If he’s going out then he put in fake little looking black gauges or little studs

* This man was on tiktok one day tho and saw that filter that shows different nose/face piercings and did a tiktok saying “whatever i land on I’ll get” and he didn’t take it seriously. It landed on a simple side nose piercing on the left

* Until his teammates called 👏🏻 his👏🏻ass👏🏻out👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

* It took a bet of 1v1 match vs Oikawa where if he lost he had to get the piercing, but if shittykawa lost he would get a tramp stamp

* …….shittykawa whipped his ass

* He made Bo and Osamu go with him for moral support

* He got a little stud. It’s little and simple. He puts a hoop in every once in a while but he wears it more often bc he doesn’t like how it looks with nothing in it.

OSAMU

* Has 8mm to 10mm gauges

* Got them a couple of years after he graduated bc he was sick of looking like atsumu

* Did it bc atsumu kept giving him shit about the gray hair so he died it back to brown but hated how much they looked alike so he went and did this

* Has only 3 pairs. black, silver, and white

* Man is a c l e a n f r e a k about them

* He’s terrified of them smelling bad bc he’s a chef and he’ll catch it before anyone else

* He has been bouncing around the idea of a nose piercing but after sumu got his he became more indecisive

* Now at least he knows he could pull it off

* But is it worth it at the chance he’s gonna look like sumu again??

SUNA

* NOW ik this man is headcanoned to be the piercing king™️ but I don’t think he’s that crazy with how many he has

* So he has double ear lobe piercings and a cartilage on the top of the left side and a one in the middle on the right

* but he doesn’t wear earrings in all of them all at once he’s just got them over the years

* They r usually cover by his hair so he rarely takes them out for games

* The one people don’t know about is he has his belly button piercing

* He never wears a ring in it but the whole is still open

* This all happened when he lost arm wrestling after a night of drinking to Kita. Kita told him he got to come up with his punishment.

* Suna thought it was gonna include some community service, or helping him on the farm but nope

* “Since ur a little jewelry slut, ur gonna get a slut piercing” - kita , 6 beers in and a giggling mess. Aaron and Osamu were also there

* (Disclaimer I’m not slut shaming u if u have a belling piercing. I think they r very pretty. It’s just for the headcanon.)

* So the next day Kita, Aaron, Osamu and The Victim went to get it done.

* Did they have to drag him there? Yes. Did it include blackmail? Yes. Was this ethical? Prob not. Did they give a fuck? Nope!!

* So he got it done and they made him keep it in until fully healed and they knew it wouldn’t close.

* Jokes on them tho bc he thinks he looks good as fuck with it in and has the playboy ring (iykyk) and wears it every once and a while

LET ME KNOW IF U WANT A PART 2!! I’m half tempted to do a spicy part bc my mind is going brrrrrrr 💅🏻💅🏻

[barbra-annbunny]

Ch. 19 - And hey, you

WC: 791

CW: friendly rough-housing, degrading terms

After a half hour of driving, Bokuto and you pulled into the parking lot of a long-closed mega store. Honestly, it looked like an old Toys-R-Us. Bo turned the engine off his bike and extended the kickstand before he helped you off the bike. You knocked on his helmet before reaching up to unlock the helmet attached to your head. Once the helmet was removed, you could finally get a good look at your surroundings without your squished cheeks in the way.

The parking lot was filled with sleek cars, grid girls and race queens, and a crowd of racers with their crews. The cars were all muscle cars and had clearly had tonnes of time and money poured into them to get them to the calibre needed for street racing. A few grid girls or race queens had stopped to check out their new competition, but generally, they were all too busy fawning over the cars and their racers to notice the newcomers. The racers, on the other hand, took notice of you immediately. Some were suspicious, thinking you were an undercover co. Others were hoping you weren’t involved with Bo so they could have a chance. But there was one face that you truly recognised; Tanaka.

Tanaka was wearing a white wife-beater, blue jeans, a classic Levi’s leather jacket and some steel-toed boots. God, he looked like a walking sin. He was standing by… no, he was closer. When did he get closer? And his mouth is moving, what is he…OH SHIT, HE’S TALKING TO YOU.

You shook your head quickly before looking back at him. “I’m sorry. What were you saying?”

“What, you ignoring me, Chatterbox? Damn, and I thought you liked me.” he smirked, crossing his arms.

“I wasn’t, wasn’t trying to ignore you! I just zoned out for a second.”

More like I was checking you out a little too long

“ Oh, really, ‘cause it looked like you were checking me out.”

Your face felt like you could fry an egg on it. “Wha- I- no! I wasn’t checking you out,” you nervously laughed before continuing. “I was just…admiring your jacket! Is it real leather?”

He and Bo both belly laughed at that. You cracked a smile before joining in on the laughing fit. Once you had all calmed down a little bit, Tanaka straightened up.

“Yes, the jacket is leather. Since ya’ like it so much…” he paused, removing the jacket from his shoulders and placing them on yours, “...why don’t ‘cha keep it warm for me?”

Bo giggled at the expression on your face before pulling out his phone. He was going to keep the group chat updated on how awkward you were going to be tonight.

“Oh- uh- Okay…why don’t you introduce me to your friends? I feel like I didn’t get to properly introduce myself last time.” You nervously responded, slipping your arms through the sleeves. 

“Sounds like a plan, pretty baby. By the way, that’s a really nice bike Bokuto-san.” Tanaka said, trying to make him feel included.

“Oh, thanks! I wanted the familiarity of riding a bike like back home, but it’s not really practical to pedal everywhere out here.” Bo said, reminiscing on his childhood back in Japan.

As you walked over to the guys, the three of you talked about what living in Japan was like, how much they missed it, and Bokuto’s bike. Unbeknownst to you, Tanaka had been checking you out since the moment y’all pulled into the lot. The way the shirt you wore left nothing to the imagination, how your jeans gripped your ass, and even how the heels you wore just added to the vibe that rolled off your body in waves. You just gave off this energy of being a force of nature, something that nothing and no one will ever be able to control. He smiled to himself. He just knew that this moment was never going to be a regret. 

Once you all walked over to the group, you introduced yourselves. They seemed friendly enough people that you would want to get to know them better. Oikawa, Atsumu, and Terushima were all very nice but were varying levels of bitchy. Oikawa was bitchy in a way that screamed he could have been a drag queen in another life. Atsumu ran in a similar vein, but it was evident that he would read you for filth in a second if you messed with his family. Terushima was a whole ‘nother kind of bitchy. He would whine until halfway through a conversation; he would get distracted by a girl and run off before coming back 15 minutes later with a handprint on his cheek and the widest grin you’d ever seen.

You’d been hanging out with this new group for about two hours now, and y’all have become fast friends. Especially you and Noya, you both had an extreme amount of neverending energy. The two of you bounced from one topic to another at such high speeds that it made the other’s heads spin. When you weren’t playing a verbal tennis match with Noya, you talked to Tanaka and whoever else wanted to speak to you. Tanaka loved how you interacted with his friends… his family. You were quiet and polite until Bokuto started picking on you. After that, all bets were off, and they got front-row seats to the noogie war between you and Bokuto, which ended with him flat on his ass, holding the top of his head with both hands.

“Owww, Y/nnnnn… That hurt!” Bokuto whined

“You are the one who started it, gym rat.” You giggled. 

“Ugh, Tanaka come get your person; they’re being mean to me.”

“Hey I’m no one’s person-”

“-Yet.” Tanaka interrupted, wrapping his arms around your waist.

He hooked his head over your shoulder, with a wide grin on his face. Subconsciously, you moved your hands to cover his while smiling a little to yourself. You rolled your eyes playfully and opened your mouth to make a sassy comment, when a woman with baby blue streaks walked up to you.

“Hey, skank,” she said, with a cold tone, “could you get your hands off my boyfriend?”

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can i request lando x volleyball girlie who did vb for two years but has to quit because of a knee injury please? feel free to ignore if this doesn't spark anything!!

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SUMMARY౨ৎ Volleyball was all you ever known, and everything was looking up in your career, until an injury. Luckily, your boyfriend is there to hope you cope and get better.

PAIRING ౨ৎ Lando Norris x Volleyball!Fem!Reader

FACE CLAIM ౨ৎ Maddie Madayag (for volleyball photos)

WARNINGS ౨ৎ mentions of a injury but nothing severe.

A/N ౨ৎ tysm for the request! I decided to do my own little spin on this with making this a bit more of a crack fic but definitely kept the volleyball and knee injury! Also, this is pretty short! I’m so sorry with the length of this, but i really liked this request and wanted to do it! I hope you enjoy it 🩶 I’ve had my fair share of injuries that led me to quit what i loved, so the fic kinda hits hard for me 🥹 i used to play football/soccer growing up until i pulled my back muscle in my 9th year of school and wasn’t able to play the same ever again, injuries suck 👎

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landonorris THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT YOU INJURED YOURSELF??? landonorris HOLD ON landonorris I’M NOT MESSAGING YOU THROUGH INSTAGRAM DMS. landonorris OPEN MY MESSAGES.

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y/n_volleys success!! surgery went well. heartbroken to be going out like this especially before the olympics but i will be coming back stronger 💪 time to take some time to myself 🫶

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landonorris ✔︎ whatever you do don’t move out of bed before i get home

landonorris ✔︎ drink water

landonorris ✔︎ get sleep

landonorris ✔︎ enjoy your cookie ice cream thing

landonorris ✔︎ don’t exercise too much

→ y/n_volleys ✔︎ lando are you my bf or my mom? → landonorris ✔︎ right now i’m being a caring boyfriend 🤨🤨 im sorry i love you 😒 → username5 i want to have love like this. → username6 google, how do i find a bf that cares about me, has a good job, is funny, kind, and loves me more than the world? 🧑‍💻 → lilymunihe ✔︎ @ alexalbon why aren’t you like this with me → alexalbon ✔︎ i literally already am 😕😕 → lilymunihe ✔︎ i don’t see my cookies and ice cream in a mug.

username7 the leg injury is giving oikawa from haikyu

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username11 they are actually so cute

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carlosainz55 ✔︎ did lando ever finish that puzzle?

→ y/n_volleys ✔︎ he did finish it → carlosainz55 ✔︎ …did? → y/n_volleys ✔︎ yeah it was finished BEFORE HE DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR TRYING TO MOVE IT → landonorris ✔︎ I SAID I WAS SORRY. → y/n_volleys ✔︎ you left your injured gf to clean up the mess 😞😞 → maxfewtrell ✔︎ wooowww lando… @ landonorris → oscarpiastri ✔︎ what a gentleman @ landonorris → carlosainz55 ✔︎ntsk tsk… @ landonorris → maxverstappen1 ✔︎ some boyfriend you are @ landonorris → landonorris ✔︎ LEAVE ME ALONE I WENT TO GO GET THE BROOM → username13 it’s not a good day if y/n and lando fight with each other (lovingly)

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y/n_volleys ✔︎ last photo makes this feel like a facebook mom post

y/n_volleys ✔︎ i want to kiss you rn 🥹 i love you so much 🧡

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username16 i wish i was y/n

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→ y/n_volleys ✔︎ i’d also love to give a big shout out to my amazing, brunet, curly haired, British, born in Bristol boyfriend, who lives in Monaco and treats me like a princess, and is the kindest, sweetest, funniest man I’ve ever met in my life who also happens to be a f1 driver ❤️ → landnorris ✔︎ much better 😋😋 → oscarpiastri ✔︎ aw (i’m going to throw up if you keep kissing in the garage) → y/n_volleys ✔︎ ..oscar… I thought we agreed to keep that between us three… → oscarpiastri ✔︎ whoops → username21 bro outed them and said “whoops” 💀💀

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HAIKYŪ BOYS WHEN YOU LIE UNDERNEATH HIM AS HE’S DOING PUSH-UPS

ft. Iwaizumi Hajime, Bokuto Kotaro, Oikawa Toru, Kuroo Tetsuro, Tsukishima Kei 

genre: fluff / slice of life

⚠️ warning: suggestive

a/n: repost & edited from fushiguroll. the version on my former blog has been privated. Tsukishima has been added in. 

PART II

IWAIZUM HAJIME | To Iwaizumi, there’s no better view than the one where you’re lying underneath him, giggling every time his lips touch yours. It was his idea to trap you in between his muscular arms because “your kisses motivate me”, he says with a small smile. So this is how you find yourself lying underneath your husband as he performs his second set of push-ups. “you good there, babe? you looking a little tired.” you tease. He smiles and tries to utter a response before collapsing on top of you. “ouch Haj!” He stays lying on top of you and lifts up his head to look you in the eyes, “sorry princess. You’re more of a distraction than a motivation.” He presses a soft kiss onto your lips, “maybe instead of push-ups, we just make out. I heard making out burns more calories.” You giggle, “really?” He nods before kissing you harder, “yup, learned it from Google this morning.”

BOKUTO KOTARO | Just as Bokuto was about to go down for his tenth push-up, you quickly use the opportunity to slide under him. He smiles down at you and presses a quick kiss before lifting himself up back up, remaining in a plank position. “hi baby, how can I help you?” “nothing, I just want to join you in your workout. I thought I might motivate you.” He laughs before slowly pushing his body back down, brows knit in concentration before lifting himself up back. “hey,” you pout, “you didn’t kiss me.” “oh, that’s the game we’re playing here?” He goes back down, this time kissing you for a bit before pushing himself back up. “wow, bo, you’re really strong to be able to kiss me while you’re going down.” He suddenly falls on top of you, “and there goes all my strength. You make my arms jello with that request for a kiss.” He peeks up at you, “how are you going to make it up to me for disrupting my workout?” “we could make out?” He grins, “sounds like a plan.”

OIKAWA TORU | “100!” He grins as you pouts. “stop lying Toru. I was counting for you. I’m pretty sure you’ve only done 60 push-ups.” He slowly pushes himself back down, face inches from yours and smirks when he notices the red blush across your cheeks, “what can I say, darling? you lying underneath me is so distracting I couldn’t count.” “that’s why you asked me to lie here right? so I can count for you and you wouldn’t have to use your brain.” He kisses you, “yup. you’re so smart.” You huff as he lifts himself back up. He looks down at you, “are you bored, baby?” “if I am, what will you do?” Oikawa lowers himself and stops just a few centimeters from your face, so close to you, you could see the slightest dilation of his pupils. “if you’re bored, we could just kiss for fun.” he whispers. “what about your workout?” “kissing a workout too, you know?” “well, what are you waiting for then?” Oikawa doesn’t even hesitate before melting into your embrace, kissing you.

KUROO TETSURO | Kuroo’s eyes widen in surprise at the sight of you wiggling to get comfortable. You grin up at him, “hey, don’t let me stop you.” He lets out a shaky laugh before lowering himself back down and pressing a kiss into you. “am I doing this right?” You nod, “yup, good job, babe. Me being here is motivating isn’t it? A kiss for you each time you complete a push-up.” Kuroo smiles at your adorable-ness and finds his push-ups becoming sloppier and sloppier as he rushes to receive his reward. You, noticing his bad form, turns your head to the side so that he misses your mouth. “hey, no cheating. Kisses are only for those who complete proper push ups.” “that’s fine.” Kuroo replies and you gasp as he presses a kiss to your neck, before sucking lightly. “Tetsu!” you protest and you feel him laugh as he continues to nip at your skin. “I thought you were working out.” He glances at you briefly before turning his attention back to your neck, “I finished a few minutes before you came, I just wanted to kiss you.”

TSUKISHIMA KEI | his expression is unreadable when you slid under him, stealing a kiss when he lowered himself. you couldn’t tell if it was annoyance or desire. maybe it was a combination of both. “you’re being a distraction,” he says, but makes no moves to stop you when you kiss him again. “are you even comfortable on the floor like this?” he doesn’t wait for your answer and pulls you up and towards the carpeted floor. he stands there as you look back at him confused. “why are we standing here?” your husband rolls his eyes, “I'm waiting for you to lie down.” so you do and Tsukishima cages you in between his hands as he resumes his push-ups. “distraction huh?” you smirk up as he closes the spaces between you. “yeah, whatever…”

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Their Child Says And/Or Does Something Mean *Part 3*

Requested: @qualitygiantshoepsychic​

Request: Is it possible for you to do a part 3 of the “Your the step parent and the kids are being mean.” With the inarizaki guys and fukuordani guys of your choice pls! 

Kotaro Bokuto X Reader, Keiji Akaashi X Reader, Atsumu Miya X Reader, Rintaro Suna X Reader, Osamu Miya X Reader

Summary: Your the step parent and the kids are being mean.

Warning: Bad parenting, ungrateful kids, injury,

*Part 1* (Tooru Oikawa X Fem!Reader, Issei Matsukawa X Fem!Reader, Hajime Iwaizumi X Fem!Reader, Takahiro Hanamaki X Fem!Reader, Kentaro Kyotani X Fem!Reader)

*Part 2* (Daichi Sawamura, Koshi Sugawara, Asahi Azumane, Kyoomi Sakusa)

Kotaro Bokuto 

🦉 Bo fell hard but the girl that had gotten in bed with him was looking for a one night stand and bragging rights, she left before he woke up and while he was sad it wasn’t uncommon so he continued on with his life.

🦉 Nine months later he was in a relationship with you and there was a phone call, one that you actually answered for him while he was in the shower, they told you that they needed to talk to him as soon as possible and before you knew it you both had a kid you never planned.

🦉 Financially you were both stable enough to have a kid but mentally there was a lot of work to do, Bo was still very childish himself and for the most part that was good for the baby but as she started to get older.

🦉 Kimiko was very much a daddy's girl and when Bo wasn’t there she could be a handful, nothing more than what a normal kid would be but that could be a lot for one person.

Bokuto was at an interview for the Black Jackals that unfortunately clashed with his daughter’s performance, he had told her that morning and while she seemed okay with it when you showed up to watch the performance that was hardly true, however what neither of you knew was that the interview ended earlier than Bo thought and he was on his way to see his daughter perform like he promised.

You smiled as Kimiko walked over “What are you doing here?” She asked.

“What?” You asked “came to watch.” 

“Is Dad with you?” She asked.

“No he said this morning that he wouldn’t be able to come but I thought that if you had someone here it might make you feel better.” You explained.

“You thought wrong, I don’t want you here, you're not even my mum.” She glared at you. “Just go, I don’t need you here.” 

“Alright.” You said softly, she didn’t really wait for a reply before she left but as you stepped back someone grabbed you.

“You aren’t going anywhere.” Bo’s voice startled you, you weren’t expecting him to be there but it didn’t matter because all you wanted was to go home.

“Bo please just let me go…” You pleaded, holding back tears and he pressed a kiss to your forehead.

“Alright but you text me when you get home.” He ordered and you nodded before leaving. When you got home you occupied yourself with cooking, you made dinner for Bo and Kimiko before eating your own and leaving a message on the fridge.

Bo unlocked the door and let Kimiko, she walked into the kitchen expecting to see you waiting for them but instead she found a note on the fridge “she’s not in here.” Kimiko mumbled to herself as she walked up the stairs finding you on your bed asleep, she walked over and it seemed that you were woken up by the smallest noise.

“How’d it go?” You asked turning over to face him.

“It was fine.” She answered.

“What do you mean? You were so excited and your Dad ended up being able to see it as well.” You frowned sitting up in bed and gesturing for her to come over to you, instead she just started crying. “Hey what’s wrong!?” 

“I’m sorry!” She finally said “I never meant what I said and I knew that I wanted you there I just, I don’t even know why I said that! You're not even angry!”

“Baby you're a teenager, kids have said worse I promise you and I know that you didn’t mean it, everything’s okay.” You said softly as you pulled her into your chest and hugged her tightly.

“Baby owl, this is amazing!” Bo voice emitted, you could hear him coming up the stairs and giggled when he appeared starry eyed in the doorway.

“Have you eaten yet?” You asked, looking down at Kimiko, she shook her head and you smiled. “Go get something to eat and then you can put on a film or something to watch.” 

“Alright.” She said before heading back down to the kitchen, you flung your legs over the side of the bed stretching as you stood up.

“You alright baby?” He asked, wrapping an arm around you, you pressed a kiss to the underside of his jaw.

“We’ll be fine.” You smiled as you unwrapped his arm and led him down to the living room.

Keiji Akaashi 

🖋 Akaashi had a son before you met him and while he was still with Keijiro’s mother she was still a very big part of their lives, Akaashi always thought that he would never be able to find someone that was okay with the arrangement but then he found you.

🖋 You were good with Keijiro and he seemed to like you so Akaashi decided that maybe it could work for the both of you.

🖋 Neither of you expected for Keijiro’s mum to be the one that had the problem but she made it known the moment that Akaashi spoke to her about it, he told you what she had said but also made sure that you knew she wasn’t going to sway him.

🖋 It seemed that his mother was not going to let this go so easily and on one of the weekends that she had Keijiro something happened because the moment that he came home he was different.

Akaashi let Keijiro into the house, he walked into the kitchen where you were “Everything okay Jiro?” You asked.

“Fine.” He answered as Akaashi walked into the room kissing the side of your head before saying that he was going up for a shower, when he disappeared again you started cooking. “I want Mum and Dad to be back together.”

“Hm?” You hummed and you looked at him.

“I want Mum and Dad to get back together.” He repeated the sentence, you looked at him and you sighed, you knew that this conversation was going to have to happen but you didn’t realize that you were going to be as hurt as you were.

“Why is that?” You asked.

“Well I think Mum would be happy if Dad was back.” He answered. “And she said that one day I’d have to stop seeing her, like if you guys got married.” 

“She said that?” You asked.

“Mm.” He hummed.

“Well I promise that no matter what I will never stop you from seeing your Mum, she will always be one of the most important people in your life, you are the only one that can decide that you don’t want to see her.” You explained ruffling his hair.

“Really?” He asked.

“Of course.” You smiled.

“Wait, what about you?” He asked.

“Me? I’ll be here for as long as you want me, no matter what.” You smiled, pressing a kiss to the top of his head. “Now are you hungry?” 

“Yeah.” He answered.

“Alright you go watch something I’ll call you when it’s ready.” You explained and he nodded before running into the living room.

“You're too good to him.” Akaashi said softly as he wrapped his arms around you.

“He’s just asking the questions that any kid would.” You defended Keijiro as you started cooking.

“I’ll talk to him about what he said.” Akaashi mumbled resting his chin on your shoulder.

“You don’t need to do that.” You said softly. “The only way that we can help him is by answering any questions that he has.” 

“If you're sure but I’ll definitely be talking to his Mum.” He said before moving to help you finish making the rest of the dinner.

Atsumu Miya

🍣 ‘Tsumu was a very irresponsible person. That was how he ended up with two twins, having one kid was hard enough but two when you weren’t expecting it was even worse, he loved them with all of his heart but he had no idea what he was doing.

🍣 You were friends with ‘Tsumu at the time and offered to help him look after the little babies when he had to go and do interviews or fly out for games, he could not have the career that he had without you and when a reporter pointed that out to him, he realized how much he loved you and needed you in his life.

🍣 ‘Tsumu didn’t really think anything of it and to be honest neither did the kids. They liked you, they liked having you around and honestly they thought you were perfect for their dad.

🍣 What they didn’t like was that you were around a lot more than before and that meant that they didn’t get away with as much as they used to.

You paced the living room, you had been waiting for the twins to get home, they had told you that they would have been home hours ago, you had texted ‘Tsumu to see if he had heard from them but he hasn't answered you either. You looked up at the door when you heard it open and sighed a breath of relief when you saw the two girls walk in “where have you two been!?” 

“We were out.” Asako answered.

“Out where?” You asked as you looked between the both of them.

“With some friends.” Asaka shrugged as she put her bag on the floor and kicked off her shoes.

“What and you didn’t think to tell me where you were, I was worried about you!” You yelled at them both.

“What do you care?” Asako asked.

“Not like you’re our Mum or anything.” Asaka added.

“You're convenient when we’re old enough Dad’s going to get rid of you, he just needs you around because you look after us!” Asako finished.

“People said that me and Samu were mean but were we this mean?” Atsumu asked from his place leaning against the entrance to the living room, you don’t know when he came in, you didn’t hear him.

“Sometimes.” You answered “usually to each other though.” 

“You two had better apologize because (Y/N) has given up her life to make sure that you were cared for, she never asked for anythin’ in return she was always just bein’ a good friend, you couldn’t have this life if she wasn't here and I don’t plan on letting go of her anytime soon.” Atsumu informed them and you smiled at him before relaxing yourself.

“Sorry (Y/N).” They both said at the same time and you nodded and smiled.

“Ya better be, now get to bed!” Atsumu ordered, pointing up the stairs, when he was sure that they had gone up stairs, he walked over to you and pulled you into a hug. 

“I’m sorry.” He said softly.

“You didn’t do anything wrong.” You said softly as he pulled you onto the sofa and into yet another hug.

“Were me and Samu really like that?” He asked.

“Yeah sometimes.” You answered.

“I should call my Mum and apologize.” He said softly.

“Yeah you probably should.” You agreed.

Rintaro Suna 

🦊 Suna had no idea who the mother of his child was because the baby was left on his doorstep for him to find one morning like a special delivery with a note saying that he was better off then she was.

🦊 He didn’t know what to do with it but after getting a DNA test to see if it was in fact his child, he was trying to decide whether he was even ready for a child and he decided to ask you, at the time you had been dating for a couple of months so it would have impacted you too.

🦊 You told him that if he abandoned that baby you were going to abandon him, which genuinely scared him.

🦊 So fast forward to 15 years later and you both raised a son called Ryota and he for the most part was well behaved, for the most part.

You pulled up at the school taking a deep breath before walking into the school office “I’m Ryota’s guardian, you called.” You answered.

“Ah yes, he got into a pretty bad fight today, we usually try to deal with this without calling you in but Ryota is refusing to talk to anyone about what happened and we thought that he might talk to you or his father.” The woman in front of you smiled before pointing to the room that Ryota had been left in. You walked over and opened the door, he looked at you before rolling his eyes and turning away from you, you closed the door behind you before moving back into his eye line. 

“Do you want to tell me what happened?” You asked.

“Not really…” He answered, crossing his arms over his chest.

“Okay… Do you want to tell me why it happened?” You asked.

“No.” He answered.

“I need to tell them something if you want to get out of here.” You sighed.

“I don’t have to tell you anything, they only called you because they couldn’t get hold of Dad.” He glared and you nodded.

“Right and that means what?” You asked.

“You're not my family so how about you just find a way to make this go away.” He muttered.

“Yeah sure.” You answered walking out of the room.

After talking to the teachers nda explaining what had happened they decided that they were just going to have to deal with not knowing what happened and punish them both, they told you that he would be allowed back on school grounds for a week before letting you both go. You were half way home when Ryota finally spoke again “I’m sorry for what I said back there, I was angry.”

“At this other kid or me?” You asked.

“Not at you, I was never angry at you, he said somethings about me and I just-” 

“Look I don’t need you to apologize, I just need you to realize what you did wrong and not do it again.” You said and he nodded. “One more thing.” 

“Yeah?” He asked.

“You knocked this other kid on his ass right?” You asked.

“Yeah.” He answered, a small smile on his face. 

“We’ll open with that when we tell your Dad that you’ve been suspended.” You winked as you continued driving home.

Osamu Miya

🍙 Osamu doesn’t even remember sleeping with someone or making the reckless decision to do it without protection but two twin boys stood in front of him having traveled across the country to see him.

🍙 He would have sent them back to wherever they had come from if they actually told him where that was but they were as smart as him when he was their age.

🍙 You told him that he needed to step up whether he knew about them or not, they were there and he had to take responsibility for his actions.

🍙 They were about as aggressive as he was with Tsumu and a lot of the time their physical fights would get just as out of hand, he was usually there to slap both of them around the back of the head and put an end to it.

Tonight you were all sitting in the living room, Osamu had been stuck at the restaurant, it was busier than usual and he was still closing up, it started suddenly and you honestly had no idea what it was about but the twins literally came tumbling down the stairs, you rushed over to make sure that they were okay but quickly realized that they were fighting, “Okihiro, Okimoto what is going on?” You attempted to pull them apart, it ended with you being hit in the face, you fell back into someone’s chest.

“Come on.” Osamu’s voice sounded close to your ears, the twins were still fighting at the bottom of the stairs but he led you into the kitchen to check your face before putting ice on your lip.

“Are they okay?” You asked, still hearing the twins arguing fiercely.

“I hope not.” Samu answered gently, moving your hair from your face and checking to make sure that your lip wasn’t bleeding.

“Samu.” You warned “go and stop them, make sure that they are okay.” 

“Fine.” He mumbled as he disappeared out of the kitchen for a second before there was silence and then the twins ran into the kitchen each wrapping their arms around you from either side.

“I’m sorry Okihiro hit you he didn’t mean to!” Okimoto said as they both pulled back.

“Me!?” The accused twin whined but Osamu cleared his throat and they both apologized again before disappearing out of the kitchen.

“Don’t be mad at them, they didn’t mean it.” You smiled as you stood up and walked over to him.

“Why are you sticking up for them?” He asked.

“Because you can be mean.” You answered and he raised an eyebrow.

“Yeah real mean when I iced your lip for you.” He mumbled and you sighed before pressing a soft kiss to his cheek.

“Thank you.” You said.

“Mmm, come on, we deserve a rest after that.” He muttered.

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[kuroosweakness]

domestic things the haikyuu boys do to show that they care

 ↳ it all seems too good to be true. that’s because they’re not real :’ 

━ sakusa kiyoomi 

- always let you shower first so you can get all the warm water. (but don’t too long, don’t leave him without any hot water at all :’) (or i guess u guys can shower together ... ) 

- puts your towel in the dryer before your shower. he has many, many reasons for this: 

your towel will be nice and cozy when you walk out the shower 🥺 

he’ll have to hand the towel to you, meaning he’ll have a reason to go inside the warm, steamy bathroom 

he’ll be able to wrap you tightly with the towel the moment you step out. sakusa can’t leave you abandoned with just a towel, so naturally, he’ll sit you on the bathroom counter (even with you sitting on the counter, he’s still taller <3) and dry your hair, comb your hair, pat your body dry, lotion your body, blow-dry your hair, and all the other steps of your skin-care routine 

imagine standing next to each other, staring into the mirror as you both brush your teeth, him softly side-butting you, you side-butting him back (except he moved to the side and now you just awkwardly side-butted the air ... there goes his satisfactory smirk 🙄<3) 

(just before drying your hair, he’ll rub strands of your hair between his palms to make it stick up, and stand back to admire the view. you’re adorable) 

(oh to be pampered by sakusa :’)) how does it feel to have won life?) 

(it hurts knowing we’ve never seen animated sakusa smile) 

━ kita shinsuke 

- he always walks on the outer side of the sidewalk when the two of you are walking side by side to keep you safe from the road. it’s a small, subtle gesture, but a gesture that doesn’t go overseen. this also means his left hand will always be holding your right hand 

- picks things up for you. on his way home, he’ll always call and ask if you want anything. if you have a delivery package you need to pick up, he’ll do it for you. if you want a cup of coffee from your favorite cafe, he’ll buy one for you :)

- he loves and cares for your family like his own. this goes a long way. it truly shows how important you are to him

(to those who doesn’t have a very ... good family or a family that wouldn’t be interested in caring for your partner, i’m sorry to hear about that babes :’( i can relate, we’re in this together!)

━ oikawa tōru 

- always talks in terms of “we” instead of “i”, “me”, and “you”. he always includes you in conversations so you never feel left out! whenever you are, he wants you to feel acknowledged and included. 

- defends you in every conversation. if someone were to talk badly or make unwanted remarks about you, oikawa will be right there to drag them down.  oikawa may talk a lot but it’s gotten him the advantage to be really good with his words. try winning an argument with him, you can’t (unless ur iwaizumi lol)   

- anyone that stares at you for too long, he’ll give his harshest glare. oikawa’s one of those people who can just sense bad vibes from people. he tells you all about his instincts so no “bad guys” can get to you

- relationship with oikawa = lots of pillowtalk 

━ miya atsumu 

- if you carry purses/bags around, he always offers to hold onto your purse/bag when you go to the bathroom. he’ll casually sling it over his shoulder like it’s his own, no awkwardness here! he’s proud to be your boyfriend and it shows. 

(guys who carries purses for their partners with confidence > other guys)

- if the two of you walk out of a store into pouring rain without an umbrella, atsumu will tell you to wait inside the store while he goes to start the car. he’ll drive to the front of the store so you won’t have to get wet from the rain 

(i just know atsumu’s one of those guys who looks so hot while driving without even trying- darn him <3) 

━ akaashi keiji 

- beings extra everything around for you. band-aids, hair-ties, gum, cash, an extra jacket in his trunk, a cup in case of stomach-emergencies, and even a pair of socks in case the rain seeps through your shoes. he has it all. feeling safe is one of the many good feelings you feel around akaashi 

- when you share a small umbrella, akaashi always makes sure it completely covers you, even if it means water is dripping down his shoulder. 

- when he comes across a good book, a good movie, good song, he’ll have that spark in his beautiful eyes when he tells you all about them. he wants you to also enjoy the good in his life :) (he also tells you about his past mistakes/incidents to warn you about the bad) 

━ bokuto kōtarō

- goes to bed before you, lying on your spot of the bed to warm it up. when you walk into the bedroom, you’ll see bo’s head sticking out of the covers with a huge grin. he’s so cute without even trying djkfldj 

- adores massaging you. he’ll regularly massage you, run his hand across your tummy, sit you in his lap, squeeze you with his biceps, play with your thighs, yeah it’s quite obvious how much he loves you. 

rough day? regular day? be prepared to lay on your tummy so bokuto can give you a massage :) don’t be too surprised when he attempts new massage moves that “our professional massager did on us! (msby)” 

you know what else he loves? when you massage him! he loves coming home with sore muscles to a home-made massage by the person who never fails to make him smile. not the best massage in the world, but you’re trying and he loves it more than explainable. 

- brings you the remote without complaint. puts your plate back to the kitchen without complaint. puts your clothes in the laundry basket without complaint. 

━ miya osamu 

- always offers to carry the grocery bags. even if he can barely see past the pile of bags in his arms, he’ll insist on carrying them. his competitive side comes out during times like these; he’ll try to impress you by carrying more and more each time. even with how heavy the groceries may be, he hasn’t dropped/broken anything ...yet! 

- leaves the last bit of food for you. last slice of pizza? yours. last bit of milk left? for your cereal. last piece of cake? yours. he never eats the last piece without checking with you first, no matter how hungry he is. eating food without leaving you any is like betrayal. 

- blocks the sunlight out of your eyes with his arm/hand. especially in the morning when the sunlight glares through the window. 

━ suna rintarō 

- charges your phone for you. sometimes, he’ll tap on your lockscreen to check your battery percentage when you go to sleep and charge it when the battery bar is low. you don’t have to worry about forgetting to charge your phone with suna around. 

- turns off his phone when you talk to him so you can have his full attention

- untangles your mess of cords. he always glares and heavily sighs whenever he sees tangled cords. no one knows how, but suna’s exceptionally good with untangling stuff 

━ kuroo tetsurō

- cleans the hair from your shower for you. he really doesn’t like it, but he knows you hate it more, which is why he does it for you. even though it’s not a favorite activity of his, he doesn’t really mind, it’s natural. 

- he’ll talk to the people/call the people you don’t want to. if you don’t want to say your drive-thru order, he’ll do it for you. if you want to know the price of a shirt but there isn’t a tag, he’ll talk to a store-worker for you. instead of being annoyed at you for “not being to do simple things”, he’ll help you out without a single word of complaint. there’ll be some teasing, but no harm done. he’s very understanding and patient

(my bias is showing. he’s my comfort person, what can i do :’) 

- he made up a code with you. four tugs on the hem of his shirt means you’re not feeling well/uncomfortable. (there are also many other signals and code words)

this is especially helpful when you’re out at parties, big events, malls, etc etc. as soon as he feels your tugs, he’ll whip around and study your face, leading you to a quieter place to ask how you’re feeling. if you want to go home, then home it is. 

[titsuya]

Here me out.. but I wanna get drunk & nasty with some Haikyuu characters 😩. Can you maybe give a little something for Oikawa, Iwa, Akaashi and bokuto with a gf who gets horny when drunk. It doesn’t have to actually end up with smut or anything just how you think it’d go or they’d react. Whatever you can spare 😚.

fuck SHUT UP im going to write tf out of this. & they’re all going to end in smut, have u met me 🤣 /lh. update: its not that good LOL SORRY

# DRUNK nd NASTY !

w/ oikawa, iwaizumi, akaashi nd bokuto w/ f!reader

warning: dark content (?) dubcon (?) but like not really but like also kinda ? alcohol, daddy kink in bo and iwa’s, slight smut ( no actual penetration) ! slight exhibitionism - the usual minors dni 18+ (? = idk if this actually dark content or not but please beware that both parties are NOT intoxicated in every scenario)

a/n: guys. i get so horny when im drunk, i was born to write this, ty anon.

# TOORU

❥ tooru lovessss getting drunk with you

❥ only with you, though. he would never go at it alone or let you get drunk on your own

❥ it always happens at his celebration parties after he wins his game

❥ you both are super clingy so you’re literally glued to him for the entire night

❥ tooru knows it’s time to fuck you dumb (if you can get any dumber) when you grind into him and whisper into his ear:

❥ “mmph, tooru… wanna give you a congrats present, you’ll let me, won’t you?” there’s so much need within the whisper and tooru can hear it.

❥ he knows what the present is and his cock aches at the thought of his drunken baby sucking and gagging on his cock

❥ and that’s how you end up in the upstairs bathroom on your knees

tooru’s dizzy. he’s had too much to drink, maybe even a little more than you. but it… it feels so fucking good.

it feels even better when your pretty pink lips are wrapped around his throbbing cock. your warm, tight mouth lazily sucking him off so good.

his eyes are rolling to the back of his head in pleasure, “f-fuck, prin- princess, fuck yes,” he moans, so loud.

“t-tooru!” you whine before popping your mouth off of him. you sway on your knees, not having even the slightest bit of balance. “mmph,” you moan, head pressing into his thigh as you lightly stroke his cock. “wan’it in me, gimme cock, please!”

he’s too drunk to even object, “mhm, ‘ll fuck you, sweet thing… don’t… don’t worry.”

# HAJIME

❥ bye, he’s literally daddy (sorry. daddy? sorry.)

❥ he acts as calmly as he can for as long as he can, but you’re the biggest tease so naturally, he gets so hard

❥ every time you guys go out to bars, he always scolds you and tells you not to drink too much

❥ you always say, “don’t worry! i’ll be good! i promise.”

❥ he knows it’s a lie <3 a big fat one too

❥ he knows every time you drink a lil too much, you get handsy

❥ and extremely wet

❥ he knows exactly when you’re all giggly and running your hands up his strong chest and pushing him out the back entrance, looking up at him with your lust filled eyes

❥ “daddy,” you smile up at him with the dim street light shining on his pretty face.

he chuckles, cupping your cheek, stroking it with the pad of his thumb, “princess, you promised.”

“‘m sorry, daddy!” you pout, puffy red lips and flushed cheeks make him shakily, exhale along with your words. “jus’ wan’ you now,” you place your head in the crook of his neck, placing wet kisses all over.

he clears his throat, “you trying to seduce me, pretty girl?”

you moan into his neck, softly sinking your teeth into the sensitive part of his neck, nibbling and sucking on the skin. you pull his hand and slip it under your skirt, making him feel how soaked you are just by the thought of him.

“fuck, stop,” he groans, making you whine. “let’s go. now.”

let’s just say… you woke up with a hangover and a sore body, but you wouldn’t have changed a thing.

# KEIJI

❥ pretty baby keiji doesn’t wanna take advantage of you while you’re intoxicated

❥ he always says, “pretty princesses like you don’t deserve that,” and that “every single time should be perfect.”

❥ but even though keiji is a sweetheart, doesn’t mean he doesn’t get the urges

❥ you literally have to sit him down and tell him that even if you are drunk, you still want him !

❥ so one night after coming home from one of bokuto’s parties, you’re drunk with keiji guiding you inside

❥ and you start getting handsy

❥ and keiji’s about to throw his morals out the window

“keiji…” you whisper upon entering your shared room. “please,”

he worries, it’s in his blood, “what is it, baby? are you alright?” he asks, sitting you on the bed, eyeing your face illuminated only by the soft moon shining through your window.

you immediately unbutton his pants and mutter a hushed, “touch me,”

his throat runs dry, shaky hands moving to stop yours from pulling his pants down. “princess, we talked about this… don’t want to take advantage of you. we can wait till you’re—“

“keiji, love you… love you so much, please! just touch me. wan’ it so bad, fuck,” you moan, standing to your feet to engulf him into a needy kiss. “god… you’re so… hot, need you so bad,” you slur in between breaths.

his cock strains tight in his pants and he realizes only then, he can’t take anymore.

“just… tell me if i need to stop…”

# KOUTAROU

❥ kou… he’s a party animal and can hold his liquor to an almost lethal degree

❥ you, on the other hand, not so much

❥ so when you two are at another one of his “WE WON,” parties, it’s only natural that you’re nearly passed out on the couch in your home

❥ kou just laughs when he sees you so out of it

❥ he obviously sits with you, his pretty, little girlfriend who’s had too much to drink

❥ he wouldn’t want to leave you in front of his friends of friends, he’s a good boyfie after all

❥ so he places you on his lap and swings your legs over to straddle his waist, he expects you to simply fall asleep

❥ your moans are the last thing he expects to hear

“daddy,” you whine in his neck, grinding your clothed cunt against him. “oh! feels good, thank you, thank you!” your voice comes out muffled, but he hears you loud and clear.

dumbfounded, bokuto grasps your waist, “what are you doing, babydoll?”

he takes your hiding face out from the crook of his neck, fingers tilting your face up to look fight at him. he inspects it and sees that you’re both dunk and cock-drunk. and it makes his own cock so, so hard.

“just wanna show my daddy how much i love him,” you pant, pulling his thumb into your mouth and sucking softly, unbothered by anyone watching. “you’ll let me, won’t you?”

he exhales, sharply, “baby, you’re drunk— i… lemme take you to bed, you need—“

you press your lips against his and your chest against his with your arms around his neck.

“if i didn’t want it, i wouldn’t ask,” you mumble against his soft lips. “now take me to bed.”

“whatever, my baby wants.”

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[missmorosis]

moments with them

-> feat. bokuto, tsukishima, oikawa

bokuto

moments like waking up next to the somehow strong and soft boyfriend of yours, his usually expressive face nothing but relaxed and calm.

you brushed the hair out of his face, brushing a quick kiss on his forehead after you did so. it was some sort of tradition you both set up after your kiss had woken bokuto up one morning: whoever woke up first would kiss the other's forehead first thing in the morning, whether that required one to move the hair off of the other or to move their face entirely if their forehead was covered.

this time, you were careful not to wake him up, knowing he needed all the sleep he could possibly get. you got up and out of bed as quietly as possible, glancing back at bokuto once more before maneuvering yourself away from your bedroom. however, you froze after an arm wrapped around your waist before you could do so.

"did you give me a kiss?" his voice came out soft, reflecting how tired he must've been.

"you were asleep, bo, but i promise i did." with that, he let go of you, allowing you to move on, and you rolled your eyes, smiling.

tsukishima

moments like your weekly bakery dates where he indulged you with your favorite pastries and drinks, never once failing to pay for everything you get.

"can i feed you?" you asked, your face a mixture of a plead and a teasing smirk. your hand held a fork-full of your personal favorite cake from the bakery you always went to; you knew it was your favorite because yes, you had gone to the same bakery with tsukishima enough to have tried everything they had to offer.

tsukishima put on a look of fake annoyance, scoffing at your silly request.

"why, worried someone will see you being lovey-dovey?" you pouted, and yet his annoyed expression refused to change. "fine," you huffed, taking the cake for yourself.

the second it was about to go into your mouth however, your boyfriend took it from you and stuffed it into his own mouth, making you smile.

"the cake here is pretty good," he said, trying to mask his sudden shyness. you saw right through it.

oikawa

moments like the dance parties you held as quietly as you could as to not disturb the neighbors, but the attempts to muffle laughter only made the two of you even louder.

you shushed oikawa in the midst of your own giggles, glancing towards the window to check if your neighbors had their lights on or not. it was the middle of the night; the two of you couldn't sleep, prompting a fun little dance party, but of course, you had to consider how your ever-so-grumpy neighbors would react.

"tooru- their lights are off," you scolded, but the smile on your face told him you didn't truly care. instead of quieting down, oikawa yelled out the lyrics to the song the two of you were dancing to with a mischievous grin on his face.

"just try to stop me." he snapped around to what he deemed the rhythm of the music was. despite being slightly off beat, you joined in on his little session, eyes meeting his.

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[mihorapendeja]

THE SELFIE THAT SHOOK THE WORLD ( version of events from a silly girl who just re-read haikyuu & is still waiting for season 5)

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

DAICHI: *rushes into the kitchen* 😳 Suga, look at this —

SUGA: *takes apron off & looks at the phone screen with bewilderment* 🤭 I’m- I’m kind of jealous of Shoyo —

DAICHI: 👁👄👁 excuse me?

SUGA: 👁👄👁 … I’ll go call Kageyama … 🏃🏻‍♂️💨

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

KAGEYAMA: 😡🤯🤔😡😤 *stares at phone enraged , feels so confused and jealous he tattle tales to ushijima*

USHIJIMA: *blinks a few times* I would have thought Oikawa had better taste? What does he see in Shoyo?”

ROMERO: *enters the room* it’s probably his hair 🤠🍁

HOSHIUMI & USHIJIMA: 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️HAIR?!?

ROMERO: yeah, kid’s got nice hair 🤌🏼🤗

KAGEYAMA: *zooms into photo* it’s his hair, his smile, his neck, his thighs 🥵😫❤️‍🔥

USHIJIMA: where’s brazil and how far is it from here? 😡

KAGEYAMA: *answer’s call* where is brazil?

*moments later after suga-san has elaborated on where brazil is only to be interrupted *

SUGA: NO KAGEYAMA THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT 😩

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

*Ryu was picking NOYA up from the airport when the selfie was posted*

TANAKA: Oh My God! Shoyo Hinata! Man, you're looking good! You ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets? He’s gonna get arrested because he's killing all the ladies ... and men. Look at that. Pow, pow, pow, pow. 😎

NOYA: Shoyo’s such a slut, I love him for that. 😛💕

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Meanwhile at Onigiri Miya in which Atsumu, Suna, Bokuto, and Akaashi have all bumped into each other.

BOKUTO: *double taps the selfie thinking shoyo looks so happy* Akaashi, look 🥰🤳

AKAASHI: *raises a brow* I didn’t know they were really good friends. 👀

BOKUTO: Shoyo is good friends with everyone. 🤗

ATSUMU: *foaming at the mouth* is he now? 😒

SUNA: *glancing at Atsumu’s phone screen* why are you trying to report the photo? 😒

ATSUMU: it’s really pissing me off! 😩😡

OSAMU: *slides an extra onigiri 🍙 to Atsumu* I bet Oikawa’s a bottom. 😌

ATSUMU: *cries* Does that mean Shoyo topped him?

😩 😭🧎‍♂️

OSAMU: *laughs* Shoyo, a top? 😂

BOKUTO: Obviously they topped and bottomed. 🤠

ATSUMU: what? 🤠

BOKUTO: they’re ✨versatile✨ 😊 *turns to Akaashi to ask if he used that word correctly.

AKAASHI: *proudly nods* Yes Bokuto, you used it right. 😌

SUNA: Top, bottom, I just knew they were hella gay. 🙄

ATSUMU: Shut up Rin, so are you 🙄

SUNA: No I’m not. 😏

*Akaashi.exe stops working, coughing up a storm as Bokuto held his look of disbelief. He hands Akaashi his glass of water, the two staring at each other. Atsumu glances over at a bothered looking Osamu who starts chopping some green onions, very intensely.*

OSAMU: why wouldn’t you be???! 🔪😡😰💔😡🔪

ATSUMU: *matches wide eye glances with Bo & Akaashi as he calls his mom-* 😰

*In the midst of all of this, the Aoba Josai group chat was blowing up. *

Everyone: Iwa? Iwa? A-Are you okay? 😰

Iwaizumi: *sends location* 📍

Everyone: *gasps* 👁👄👁

…. *Iwaizumi Hajime (27) athletic trainer has departed Japan and is on his way to Brazil.* ✈️

it would mean a lot if you could repost so that this is boosted 🥹💕

[elysianslove]

haikyuu boys that ━━

━━ would absolutely, definitely, 100% get nauseous, dizzy, possibly might faint, while their s/o is in labor. one peak and they’re doubling over the hospital bed, inhaling deeply and exhaling sharply, steeling themselves. some are surprising, some are expected. all are stupid.

iwaizumi hajime; he just cannot. he cannot fathom what is happening. there is no way you’re going through that and surviving. no wonder you’re screaming in pain. of course you’re screaming in pain. he takes one look at what’s going on and just immediately takes a step back, eyebrows raised and hand pressed to his chest like “my god.” he’s an 8/10 though because he is incredibly supportive and those arms are great to grab onto. will not complain for a second (is strangely way too quiet), but he’s worryingly pale. maybe he’s quiet cause if he speaks he’ll throw up. 

miya atsumu; he’s this close to screaming. or crying. possibly both. he can’t tell if he’s scared in general or scared for you or if he’s hurting seeing you hurting. in fact, no one can tell. he just looks like he’s watching an alien abduction happen right before his eyes. like a 6/10 because he probably does actually faint. it’s almost as if he’s the one in labor. and he’s the annoying kind of supportive that makes you want to smack him like shut the fuck up i’m pushing a whole child out of me right now. but his reactions are extremely endearing and hilarious to watch back because he most definitely insisted on filming. 

akaashi keiji; the silent struggler. really doesn’t wanna make it obvious at all. like he really, really, really doesn’t want you knowing that he’s uncomfortable in any way, but he’s like, sweating from how nauseous he is. a big part of it is hating seeing you in pain; he cringes every time you so much as groan or pant. 7/10 because he’s incredibly supportive but his hands are way too clammy :/ like fr get a grip keiji. again, supportive, but his voice is shaky so it’s like, really ineffective. he cries when he sees his baby and it automatically makes him an 11/10.

sakusa kiyoomi; absolute coward. pussy. it’s not about hygiene, he’s just genuinely mortified. keeps asking you’re okay like,,, what do you think, sir? he keeps looking even though every time he does it doesn’t get any better? question mark? you can see him visibly gulping cause he’s in so much shock. like a 5/10 because he forgets to hold your hand. just stands there. eyes wide and mouth parted like a dumb fish. chokes back on his sobs when he hears his baby’s cries and it’s adorable how he brings his hand up to silence himself so maybe he’s a 7/10.

goshiki tsutomu; please he probably has a panic attack mid labor. definitely screams with you and all the nurses and the doctor are like ???? holds your hand tighter than you’re holding his. apologizes the whole time. the whole time. like the doctor asked him if he wants to see what’s happening, which idk why they would consider that a smart idea, and he just wailed like, “baby i’m so sorry, i’m so sorry, can we just adopt?” a 3/10. he’s so cute but. bring someone else if you don’t want to rip your hair out and his. 

kageyama tobio; he absolutely tries to pretend that he’s okay but he just gets really, really quiet once you start delivering and his lips are chapped and his pupils are blown and his face is so pale. he looks like he just got off of a really bad rollercoaster. he’s not even holding your hand you’re just hanging onto an unmoving, lifeless limb. maybe 6/10, cause he could be better in the supportive department but, at least he was quietly panicking. he does have a mini panic attack once his baby is in his arms though. like just starts hyperventilating. it’s okay though! it’s actually kind of cute <3

lev haiba; actually faints. not probably. he actually faints. like all 6′5 of him just drops onto the floor by your bed and you’re like ,,, damn, guess i’m doing this alone then. he wakes up and the first thing he sees is your baby crowning and he just faints again pls. someone has to be there with you, just like to help him to you. he cannot stand straight at all, he’s leaning on the bed the whole time. 5/10 because it genuinely makes you laugh it kind of makes the pain bearable. they have to get a chair in case he just falls back cause he’s just so dizzy pls.

━━ would be so fucking annoying. who the hell let them in this room? why did you agree to this? how are you going to raise a child with them? regrets. so many regrets. 

tanaka ryūnosuke; he’s like annoyingly scared. shut up and calm down for a minute i’m trying to birth your child here. swears so much like “holy shit holy shit that’s a big baby.” like pls you’re trying to push it out of you and he has the audacity to say shit like that? treats it like it’s some sort of volleyball match like he cheers whenever the doctor praises you. maybe a 5/10 cause he’s just annoying, but it’s motivating in a way. accepts any insult you throw at him too, like he’s so on board with it. “yes, i’m absolutely a piece of shit— what do you mean you’re not getting anywhere near my dick babe wait.”

bokuto kōtarō; listen :( you don’t want to think he’s annoying but he lowkey is. he’s trying his hardest to make this an easier experience for you but you just need him to be a little quieter. like this hurts bo, calm down please. you want to match his energy but it’s literally physically impossible. he’s an 8/10 though because you doubt it’d have been possible to go through it without him. bokuto’s incredibly ripped too so he lets you hang onto him and he holds you tightly too, like grips your hands and legs so strong that it’s v physically supportive too. 

kozume kenma; he’s so. quiet. like say something kozume. say anything. he’s just wincing and cringing. 4/10 cause where’s the emotion. lets you hold his hand, like wow you should be honored. insults you back if you insult him???? like what’s that about???? when he sees his baby he does like, sharply intake a breath or whatever cause he doesn’t want to cry but he’s really struggling not to, which is kind of cute you guess. films the whole thing and does like a peace sign with a very nonchalant face but he has a filter on and the filter scans your face too except you’re like screaming. actually a 3/10. 

sugawara kōshi; he’s incredibly supportive yes, but mans will be laughing at you. laughing. at you. probably films you and is like properly giggling and laughing boisterously. is so unfazed by anything and everything he sees. he would so easily be a 10/10 but he becomes a -1/10 just cause he’s an ass. definitely like is breathless and is so mind-blown when he sees his baby. just in awe and in shock that he laughs like, “we made that holy crap.” good to have in the delivery room because he does make the atmosphere easier and more lighthearted, but,,, at what cost? your sanity’s. 

suna rintarō; the amount of times you wanted to punch him you cannot count on your ten fingers. makes some sex joke about how you’re so stretched out. you literally want to deck him. films the birthing process and makes you watch the video when you’re not even done delivering the baby? cause he’s insane i guess? justifies it as “this is a reminder of how strong you are,” like shut up with your bullshit. it’s kinda smart tho cause you can pull this on your kid later but still. he’s so fucking annoying. if you hold his hand too hard he’ll be like “it can’t be that bad stop being such a baby,” and the baby is delivered like an hour early out of spite. a 6/10 tho cause somehow you love him and decided to have a baby with him. 

ushijima wakatoshi; pt.2 to say fucking something??? he’s mostly quiet cause he doesn’t really know what to say, and cause he’s never seen you in this much pain and it’s kind of shocking him. he’s not scared though, cause it’s like, a natural process of human life and the life cycle and all that stuff, he’s just like. taking time to process it. lets you hold his hand though. also if you wanna like give up halfway through he’s annoyingly angry with you like “no. you can’t just give up halfway. stop being a coward.” like why don’t you give it a try toshi??? a 5/10. could do better. 

terushima yuuji; so hyperactive that it’s infuriating. doesn’t even hold your hand, he just stands back and observes and like cheers. literally will jump every time you push, like what the fuck, my love? makes really weird comments like “what does it feel like? does it feel like you’re pooping?” like???? it feels like i’m being torn in half yu :D a 4/10 only cause when you ask if you can slap him he wholeheartedly agrees and the doctor cannot hold their laugh back. also definitely plays like the chika dance and makes the nurses do it with him. probably films a tiktok too. you’re going to kill him after. 

oikawa tōru; he’s trying so hard to be supportive and your backbone but he’s just so jittery and nervous. he’s not going to faint or get nauseous, but he literally cannot stay still. he’s so anxious it’s making you anxious. his hands are shaking when they grip yours, but honestly, completely unbiased of course, an 8/10, cause it really is so endearing. like he’s breathlessly and exasperatingly praising you and you can tell he’s near tears just gasping back sobs so ,,, maybe he’s not that annoying. but he is. he is annoying. a little. 

━━ would be the best of the best. perfectly supportive. a lovely anchor. not too quiet, not too chatty. is so soft and gentle with you. you fall in love with them all over again. 

miya osamu; definitely a 10/10. husband material. he has a cloth that’s just patting away at your sweat. kisses your hand and knuckles. soothingly rubs at your thighs. tells you you’re doing great, that it’ll all be worth it. kisses your forehead. grins at you halfway through when you need that extra motivation. literally all the nurses and the doctor are swooning over him. he’s very nervous deep down but he won’t show it, not for a moment, for your sake. 10/10. can’t stress this enough. 

kita shinsuke; another king! so soft with you when you feel like giving up. just speaks to you in hushed tones like, “you’ve come this far, lovely. you can’t back out now. think of all the happy moments we’ll get to share just a few hours from now.” and you’re like “alright i’m sold.” completely unfazed by anything he sees. okay maybe a little fazed but he just kisses your forehead after sneaking a peak and tells you you’re doing wonderfully. 100000/10. imagine him as the father of your children???? like literally who else would you want????

aran ojiro; wow another inarizaki i sense a trend. except atsumu he’s a pussy. cheers you on quietly, holds onto your legs, breathes with you, smooths your hair back, literally just an angel. if you take a small break he just spends it quietly talking with you to get your mind off the pain. his knuckles are just caressing your jaw and cheek softly till you’ve calmed down. 10/10 obviously. he’s just the right amount of loud supportive and quiet supportive. kisses you full on the mouth when he first hears his baby’s cries and can’t stop thanking you. literally wtf he’s so cute.

kuroo tetsurō; he’s actually surprisingly very serious when you’re delivering the baby. he’s cracking jokes and all before to try and get you less nervous but it’s actually because he’s freaking out. he’s mostly quiet, just holding onto your hand as tightly as you’re gripping his. he holds his breath every time you push. keeps whispering i love you and pressing kisses to your temple. a 9/10 cause he’s so quiet it’s a little scary but he cannot hold back his tears when he sees his baby. kisses you all over your face after. 

satori tendō; very emotional. like so emotional. he’s teary eyed the whole time, just thanking you even if you hadn’t given birth yet. it makes the nurses cry too cause it’s so lovely to see him get so visibly affected by this. he’s just whispering thank you’s and i promise not to let you down ever and i promise to love you forever and you’re pretty sure he’s speaking to the baby you’re birthing at this point. 9/10 cause he made you cry :( no but really he’s a 10/10. super loving, keeps asking you if you’re okay, if you need water, need to hold his hand, anything. angel, fr. 

matsukawa issei; relatively surprising as well because you expected him to be more than just annoying, but he’s just. in awe. he’s so amazed by how much you’re going through, and he just stores it in the back of his brain. literally thanks you for the next 50 years to come. laughs endearingly with you to lighten the mood. 9/10. a point is deducted because he jokingly said that now you’ll be able to take his dick really easily. a nurse choked in shock pls. gets real close after to whisper i love you so that only you can hear. he’s just a dream <3

━━ would not let you move an inch after giving birth. all the work is on them for the next 5 years. 

all of them. not a single one is left out in this one. they’re annoying but ,,, they all love very strongly <3

end note; listen idk what this is. i had a vision where iwaizumi could not handle his s/o giving birth and the thought was actually so sweet to me, just the nurses laughing at him and he’s just breathing deeply to try and not throw up and then. this happened. anyways. this helped put me in a better mood so i hope it does/did for anyone else too!