#Obey me mc

[slutifer]

mc: oh brother-

Mammon: which one?

mc: …what?

Mammon: which brother?

mc:…

mc: uhh, you?

Mammon: that’s right baby

[authormars]

Okay, hear me out.

A neurodivergent MC who was always taught they couldn't be overstimulated.

A neurodivergent MC who was always told to not talk about their hyperfixation.

A neurodivergent MC who was taught being neurodivergent was bad.

That MC being around the House of Lamentation, where Levi is always free to wear noise cancelling headphones if it gets too loud.

That MC being around Mammon unable to sit at the dinner table sometimes because he just can't sit still and no one insulting him for it.

That MC being around Satan when he talks about his books, that same sparkle in his eye when they talk about their hyperfixations.

That MC being around when Lucifer has different food than anyone else because he just can't stand the texture of whatever someone made.

That MC being around all of the neurodivergence in that house and finally thinking "Maybe it is okay to be me. Maybe it is okay to let down my guard"

Sorry, I just thought this was cute. Ignore the MC post. Uhhh Dialuci forever

[666writingcafe]

Top Secret!!!!!

A Group Chat Involving Everyone but MC and Luke

Solomon: It's nearly time for me to give MC their preliminary exam. How many stars is MC up to?

Mammon: you serious, bro????

Mammon: you haven't kept track of mc's stars????

Mammon: old man alert

Satan: Four.

Solomon: Thank you, Satan. What other three virtues have been rewarded?

Diavolo: Gratitude from me.

Simeon: Patience from me and generosity from Luke.

Solomon: So, chastity, diligence, and humility remain. I was thinking of having us play Tail Thieves.

Asmo: I love you, Solomon, but no.

Solomon: What's wrong with Tail Thieves?

Asmo: One, it's a childish game.

Lucifer: ^

Asmo: Two, do you not remember how MC behaved the last time you tested them? They were BORED OUT OF THEIR MIND, and it impacted their performance as a result.

Beel: That's true.

Asmo: Any twists you come up with are going to be too predictable.

Solomon: *glaring crow sticker*

Solomon: I'm SURE you have a better idea.

Asmo: I do, actually.

Asmo: It involves testing their chastity.

Solomon: Go on...

Asmo: We'll seduce them.

Mammon: that's a stupid idea!!!!

Levi: youre just saying that because youre jealous

Belphie: *laughing emoji*

Beel: *gif of someone doing a spit-take*

Asmo: I'm being serious.

Asmo: During their last stay in the Devildom, I managed to charm them, which gained me access to their deepest desires.

Asmo: They have fantasies involving all of us. Tempting them with those will be the ultimate test of their chastity. If they're able to resist, then they earn the star.

Lucifer: That's actually a well thought-out idea.

Barbatos: ^

Diavolo: ^^

Solomon: *glaring crow sticker*

Solomon: Fine.

Solomon: Who's participating?

Levi: mammon and i are out

Mammon: speak for yourself!!!! the fuck???

Levi: if this is meant to really test mc then everyone has to commit to the bit and you and i both know that youd tap out the minute mc looks at you sideways

Mammon: *glaring crow sticker*

Levi: while ive gained some confidence i still wouldnt be able to maintain my composure long enough to complete something like this

Asmo: I will provide the necessary information, but I myself will not be seducing MC, as much as it pains me to say.

Satan: Of course it would pain you to say that.

Asmo: *eye roll emoji*

Solomon: Do you want to judge with me?

Asmo: I mean, I kinda figured we would, so...

Barbatos: My participation will depend on what I'm meant to reenact.

Asmo: Are you afraid it would conflict with your duties?

Barbatos: Yes.

Diavolo: Well, if you're worried about me stopping you, don't. It wouldn't be fair of me to expect you to sit this out if I'm planning on participating.

Mammon: WHAT??????

Levi: bro

Levi: he literally jumped out a castle window to be with mc

Levi: he's THIRSTY

Belphie: Unfortunately.

Asmo: Not to be the bossy brother, but Lucifer, you aren't allowed to back out.

Lucifer: Wasn't planning on it. I know where I stand in MC's mind.

Satan: You know, I think I might chill with Mammon and Levi. I thought about joining in the fun, but I don't think I have it in me to see things through.

Satan: And before anyone chimes in, no, it's not because Lucifer confirmed his participation.

Belphie: We know. If it was, you'd be trying to one-up him.

Satan: Thank you, Belphie. I TOTALLY wanted that out there. *eye roll emoji*

Beel: I'm in.

Belphie: Quick question: would it be fair of me to participate?

Asmo: Actually, you'd be PERFECT for this. You can argue that you know MC more intimately than ANY of us. You'd know what buttons to push to make them really sweat.

Belphie: Okay, cool. I'll do it, then.

Simeon: Me too.

Levi: lol what

Mammon: ayo, do you even KNOW how to seduce someone, simeon?

Simeon: How do you think I'm able to write some of the scenes in TSL?

Levi: well okay then

Solomon: So, to confirm: Lucifer, Beel, Belphie, Diavolo, and Simeon are definite participants, Barbatos is a maybe, and Mammon, Levi, and Satan are sitting this out?

Nine people liked Solomon's message.

Mammon: the three of us can keep an eye on luke. we can either help him run the cafe or take him out someplace fun.

Levi: you know you seem awfully chummy towards luke lately

Mammon: we bonded during our fairy hunt.

Asmo: Then that settles it. Solomon and I will meet with the volunteers for further discussion.

[tsukii0002]

Mammon and Mc watching a movie late in the night.

Luke: *appears with a snack from the kitchen when he should be sleeping* ….

Mc: …

Mammon: …

Mammon: *grinning* You know that what you just did is something that only demons do?

Luke: *shock* !!!

Mammon: Maybe because you've been here so long you're turning into one.

Luke: *his eyes get wet*

Mc: Mammon!!!! *hitting him* stop-teasing-the-child!!

Mammon: Neveeeeerr!!

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[waltnut]

Commission for @stans8n on twitter!

MC x Mephistopheles 🐏🍇

[synne-ful]

The final batch of chibis from my last sale! Plus another extra for myself bc I really wanted it to be even LOL 😭😭 Honestly I didn't realize these chibis were gonna do so well, so I am reconfiguring my comm menu while they are closed and will be adding chibis as a permanent option! ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡

[mammonsrockstargf]

Everyone in the kitchen, standing in front of the broken coffee machine.

Lucifer: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

MC: I did, I broke it-

Lucifer: No, you didn’t. Mammon?

Mammon: Don’t look at me. Look at Levi.

Leviathan: What? I didn’t break it!

Mammon: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Leviathan: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken?

Mammon: Suspicious…

Belphegor: If it matters and it probably doesn’t, Asmo was the last one to use it.

Asmodeus: Belphie, I don’t even drink that crap!

Belphegor: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the kitchen earlier?

Asmodeus: I use the wooden stirs to clean my cuticles, everyone knows that, Belphegor!

MC: Okay, let’s not fight, I broke it!

Lucifer: No! Who broke it?

Mammon: (whispers) Lucifer, Beel has been awfully quiet-

Beelzebub: Really? Mammon, you moron-

*heated fighting ensues*

Satan, later to MC: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. In ten minutes, they were at each other’s throats. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[robin-birb]

Eating burgers

[zephyrchama]

Lucifer probably does his best to keep the House of Lamentation clutter-free, meaning no personal effects are allowed in the hallways or common areas. He has to be very strict about this. Showing any of his brothers even a little leniency will cause the house to soon be overrun with massive piles of their random possessions.

What if the one (1) exception is a picture? A picture hand-drawn by MC, of everybody standing together and smiling. It has been hung up in a spot that humans supposedly only use to display their most precious art: the refrigerator door.

[karasu904]

Raphael and MC pumping iron. 🏋️💪

(I’m not really completely happy with how this one turned out. I have massive art block so I thought it would be better to just get it done and over with. I also hate the brush I used to line. It’s too gritty. :c )

[yunoftheclouds]

“If you can make me submit, you win!”

Would you pull for a card of them yes or no

[caindiis]

guys.... some freak just showed up on my homescreen what do i DO!!!!!!!!!!!

[misc-obeyme]

Thinking about petty Mc...

What are you getting us this year for our birthday Mc?

Nothing.

..huh?

Nothing, except for Mammon, asmo, and purgatory hall y'all are getting anything.

Why?

Diavolo knew belphie would kill me, and let him, so did Barbatos. Lucifer tried to kill me multiple times not to mention his own brother and a young angel. Levi almost killed me over a movie series, Satan got mad cause I didn't want to make a pact with him, beel tried eating me alive, belphie, well I'm sure you know.

Do you need more? I can get into specifics.

No, that's quite alright...

Ok

As you can imagine Lucifer's pride was extremely damaged after this. Belphie was no wear to be seen, the fridge was emptied quicker than usual, Levi stayed in his room longer than normal, Satan won't come out of his room, and diavolo and barbatos have been awfully quiet lately...

I'm done for now

Bows for barb

Hmm I dunno is it petty to be upset over your life being threatened (and in one instance actually taken, resurrected or not)?

I'm kinda with MC on this one.

I think that's why a lot of us tend to think of our MCs as going through more intense reactions to those exact events.

Don't get me wrong, generic OM MC is absolutely the love of my life, but they can roll with anything. It's funny but also like what are you doing there lil sheepie??

Anyway, let those demons stew about things for a bit.

Then again, when I think about it in terms of my actual self instead of my MC, I'm like noooo forgive them all! Maybe I'd feel differently about it if they weren't fictional lol.

[tsukii0002]

I have the headcanon that the brothers can feel when Mc feels the sin they represent, Satan when he feels anger, Beel when he feels gluttony…, but that the other way around also happens. When one of the brothers is being “dominated” by his sin, Mc is able to feel that feeling as their own even though it is not. I mean, Mc is calmly doing their business and suddenly BUM, they feel a very marked envy out of nowhere. And it's like:

Mc: *feels a very strong envy out of nowhere*

Mc: What the hell happened to Levi now?

Mc: *quietly in their room when they starts to feel a familiar sensation* How strange…

Mc: *realizing that it's greed what they are feeling* Wait…

Mc: *getting up suddenly and running out* MaaMmoOoon!!! whatever it is don't even think about it!!!!

Mc: *studying* mmm What…

Mc: !!! *feeling a big lust* Asmo we have a final exam tomorrow!!!!

Mc: *with a classmate doing a project* … *suddenly feels a surge of anger and smashes their pen* …

Demon: Are you ok?!

Mc: I am, but the bastard who pissed off Satan won't be ha ha.

Demon: ????

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[too-much-gacha]

Simeon: Lucifer, look isn't that MC and Thirteen?

*MC and Thirteen both immobilized and hanging upside down, in the RAD backyard*

Thirteen: Okay sounds good, now elaborate on details.

MC: Yeah, so the idea it to put him as a bait and tha–

Lucifer: *arms crossed, annoyed* You didn't showed up at student council meeting and your not picking up your D.D.D. Care to explain?

MC: Oh! Hello Momcifer, hi Simeon. Well I was helping Thirteen set up a trap for Solomon and she accidentally triggered it and it caught her.

Lucifer: Than why are you also hanging here?

MC: Uhhh... I tried to free her... and I *mumbles under breath*

Lucifer: And you what?

MC: and I triggered the backup trap.

Simeon: *starts chuckling and takes out his phone*

MC: No! Don't laugh and definitely don't take a photo. I need these remains of my dignity.

Thirteen: Yeah! Instead of laughing help us get down!

[sorifer]

Date☕️