#Obi-Wan/Asajj

[asajj-ventress-nightsister-sith]

It was soft sheets and overstimulation. Sweat, skin to skin, hot lips on fevered skin. Long nails and bite marks, the smooth slide of silken skin.

Asajj loved the physicality and energy of Obi-Wan in these situations. His body filling her, the force whipping around them as twin embers of gold burned in their eyes. Pressure building as they chased their pleasure and just before they found that edge of glory...the bubble popped as the door swung open. The amount of passion and energy conjured and then lost pulled them harshly back to reality.

Glancing for the door Asajj called out as she pushed at Obi-Wan to move off of her, pulling the skirts of her nightgown back into place she sat up. "Anakin? Bright Star? What's wrong?"

Anakin had been with them for a month, and while he was adjusting well, nights always seemed to be hard for the little boy. Pulling open the bedding, she offered him the spot next to her in the big bed.

@general-obiwan-kenobi

[red-raven-reading]

What is it about Obi-Wan Kenobi that makes everyone think: 'I've got to choke this b*tch.' ???

[agingerpanda]

AU where Obi-Wan and Ventress team up to fight the Empire.

[fuzzy-set]

Meanwhile, the object of their mutual hatred: knife cat meme.jpg

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Tag yourself, I’m anakin

[ventresses]

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (6/?) - Blue & Green

Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

Note from OP:

In looking back, I have mixed feelings about that last Mace Windu one, because while it's somewhat relevant to his character in the sense that he IS extremely powerful fighter, I also feel like it also veers too much into the "Angry Black Person" stereotype/trope, &/or that it is pulling too much from other memorable characters of Samuel L. Jackson's, not from the personality of Mace Windu himself.

I'm on the fence whether I should remove it from the post or just leave it there, so I'm just going to leave these remarks, and also drop the link to a really good post I saw a few days ago, discussing Mace Windu’s character in the fandom, I highly recommend checking it out:

[candyfloss5000]

Instantly thought this during this scene 💀

[lothcatthree]

these make sense. To Me.

part 2

[stoat-party]

[skelekerrry]

[omaano]

This post has been brought to you by my desire to draw Kit Fisto and Shaak Ti in this style (as well as Quinlan, who didn't even make it on to the roster LOL Barriss and baby Boba won that round ^^;).

The rest of the Mandalorian Star Wars meets Hades AU project is here

[human-rocket]

Guiding Light | 1.0 | 1.5 | 2.0 | 2.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.5 | 6.0 | 6.5 | 7.0 | [next]

Also available to read on Ko-fi and now AO3!!!

**Please do not repost**

[phoenixyfriend]

Something something Dooku survives the Clone Wars, the Imperial Era, and even a few years past the OT...

And Luke finds him while looking for More Jedi to help him teach.

Chewie recognizes the decrepit old bastard, and there is yelling, but being A Hundred And Nine has mellowed Dooku out in his own dusty hermit hut, on the other side of the galaxy from Ben and Yoda's hermit huts.

All the Jedi ghosts are unhappy with this but Dooku is… not REFORMED, technically, but he's old and tired, even if the Force keeps him a bit more healthy and energized than the average Old Guy, and humans routinely live to pretty unreal old ages in the gffa anyway so really 109 for them is probably like 85 for us.

But yeah. Old mountain hermit (to contrast the desert and the swamp) who's been in hiding from That Dick Sidious since he lost both hands to babyface Vader in 19BBY.

@jebiknights (Sammie) said:

Dooku finds out Luke was also trained by Yoda and is like "oh Yoda finally gave me a younger brother like I always wanted"

Alternately he could probably get Luke to call him Great-Great-Grandfather.

Sammie: Funniest option is he's both which makes Luke even more confused lmao Ghost Obi wan in the background like "stop fucking using non Jedi terms to describe Jedi relationships it doesn't fucking work"

Luke calls him, irreverently, Gramps, but also. Leia definitely recognizes him as a Recent Historic Political Figure, but not until AFTER Luke has already integrated Dooku into his new Jedi school.

"Why did Chewie let him do that?" He thought it was funny. (And/or if you like Chewku, you can make this some sordid exes thing.)

"Why did R2 let him do that?" Best keep evil man in electrical prodding range.

Sammie: Leia comes to the school for her biweekly Jedi lessons and sees the newest teacher was a traitor to the Republic 😭

Best if they can find Quin or Ventress out in the black. Partly because like. Does this make Ventress their step-grandma (Quinlan's on-off something) or their great-great-aunt (Dooku's 4th apprentice)?

Sammie: Both and also Luke's niece. Luke has a migraine by the end of it and Leia is ready to disown herself. Ventress: I didn't realize the Jedi were so incestuous Luke: war flashbacks to before he realized Leia was his sister

Ahsoka in the corner with Spacebucks, five years late "Y'all suck. Hey, Quin."

Sammie: I know you likely didn't bring up Quinlan thinking of QuinObi but now I'm imagining Quinlan declaring himself their grandpa when he meets the twins bc 1) he loves to cause chaos 2) he does/did consider Anakin his kid even if not in neat non Jedi terms and 3) Obi-Wan thought being considered Anakin's father made him sound old, and Quinlan needs to harass him beyond the grave

Dooku must have a cane that the ghosts heckle him about because He Clearly Wants To Be Just Like Yoda.

@lyntergalactic (Lyn) said:

I feel like evil gramps could really bring out Ahsoka's snark once she shows up and that would be highly entertaining Ahsoka is simultaneously his most and least favorite grandchild

She's the most experienced as a Jedi (Ventress went full Sith, not just leaving the Order but following the tenets like Ahsoka, and Quinlan isn't in the lineage), has never Fallen unless you count that thing on Mortis.

Also she WILL bitch Dooku out at this age, and honestly he kind of appreciates the brutal honesty.

Ahsoka: I'm not a Jedi. All the old people: Lies

She brings up the Hondo incident since nobody else is putting in the effort. Anakin and Obi-Wan COULD as ghosts but nooooooo she has to do everything around here.

Sammie: Oh but it sets them off so hard they can barely get the story off from laughing NGL I think the twins did not understand how truly annoying Obi-Wan and Anakin could be together until the Hondo story gets told.

They are The Worst.

[chelovechkin]

Boba stayed for his lord

[ap-5]

The Clone Wars + Troubled Birds

[radiosummons]

Sheev Palpatine after yet ANOTHER one of his apprentices becomes obsessed with Obi-Wan.