#Online isn't enough I need a gun

[princelancey]

An understandably frustrated Lance

[twelvemartha]

I'm right here. Standing in front of you. Please just… just see me.

[anika-kanroji16]

I hate Zenitsu haters like omfg.

"Zenitsu thirst after women" BITCH HE STOPPED DOING THAT SINCE SEASON 2. And since when is Zenitsu a MISOGYNIST?! BITCH HOW, WHEN AND HOW!!

HOW

THE

FUCK

IS

HE

MYOGYNIST

HE'S THE LAST PERSON IN DEMON SLAYER TO BE MISOGYNISTIC!! How someone who is supposed to "misogynistic"

PROTECTED NEZUKO IN THE MUGEN TRAIN?!, PROTECTED NEZUKO FROM INOSUKE?!, HOW IS HE MISOGYNISTIC WHEN HE PROTECTED A LITTLE GIRL FROM DAKI, AND ANOTHER GIRL BEFORE HE BECAME A DEMON SLAYER. Zenitsu isn't misogynistic. And I am sorry USELESS

How is he useless? Was he useless when he defeated the older brother Spider Demon? or was he useless when he helped Inosuke defeat Daki, or was he useless WHEN HE PROTECTED NEZUKO ON MUGEN TRAIN ONCE AGAIN, WAS HE USLESS WHEN DEFEATING KAIGAKU OR WHEN HE HELPED THE HASHIRAS AND OTHERS TO DEFEAT MUZAN. "He doesn't deserve her" Oh so giving her flowers 2X, taking her on a date to the fields of flowers, protecting her TWICE, showing her goldfishes, Talking to her through the box, and basically being kind and sweet towards Nezuko shows he don't deserve her. BAKA! And How is he disgusting again? Name one time he is. Exactly you can't because Zenitsu isn't disgusting. Mineta from MHA is disgusting, Airi from Oshi No Ko is disgusting, MELIODAS FROM SEVEN DEADLY SINS IS DISGUSTING. BUT ZENITSU ISN'T DISGUSTING. He hasn't done anything as bad as those characters actually he has done NOTHING WRONG LIKE AT ALL. And you say he is disgusting, HE ISN'T DISGUSTING and he isn't a creep either.

I hate Zenitsu haters more than life-like srsly it's not even funny.

[jarrodsbowen]

cute !!!!!

[biawstenknight]

"Hi, guys! It's Chappell here. Please, please, please don't stalk me! I love you all," (Is what people were expecting her to say)

imagine thinking you're entitled to an artist's politeness and restraint when they're the ones being doxxed

[livefromtheyard]

i will tell yall right now that i do not fuck with people who are mean to qt. at all

[naivety]

sorry to keep talking about this but shiv weaponizing her brothers' weaknesses and flaws against them is not the same as their misogyny. like you see how they're not the same? how kendall's addiction is an illness and how roman's sexual issues are behavioral. how these things are actions and symptoms of their traumatic childhood while shiv's womanhood is just There. how the siblings are and have always been cruel to each other but the weapons available at their disposal to do so are inherently different when they are the sons of a misogynistic patriarch who ran a misogynistic dynasty and she is the only daughter. like you get how it's different? you get the difference between someone doing mean things and someone weaponizing an established societal and political and economic power imbalance? like this isn't even about shiv anymore i just need to know you know what misogyny is

[syl-stormblessed]

me: *does anything*

me: that was for Shallan Davar

[ohplasticheart]

there's people lying about pete wentz on the dash again quick pass me the gun

[bluewlnteroses]

developing harley keener's personality online isn't enough, i need him in the mcu

[barbiecarlo]

begging people to stop being so weird about bobby

[graviton-lance]

i hate talking abt saints row w ppl who arent in my friend group im fending off sr4 haters with a baseball bat out here

[gu6chan]

perhaps as a ploy to become the world's most dedicated drakengard 3 hater, perhaps to strengthen my spite-based narrative design, perhaps even out of sheer desperation for drakengard content..... ive finally decided to do the unthinkable and holy shit i didn't even know it was possible but how is this even worse than i thought

[ichabodcranemills]

Get back to me when I’m less sleepy but like. “Uuhh Helen is a false friend and she means Jon harm”. So? What good do Jon’s “real friends” mean him? The only people who had Jon’s best interest at heart were Gerry and Sasha, both dead right at the beginning, and Oliver, never met him in person while he was awake. Helen at least was fun and wasn’t an asshole when he was becoming a monster, which of Jon’s “real friends” can say that??!

[rxsewqter]

defending jason grace online isn't enough i need a gun

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x DC AU: Danny didn't want to rely on his rogues, but Tucker's computer skills only got them so far and if the media black out continues... Danny knows it's not going to be pretty for them. Nightmares begin to plague the Justice League.

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Danny gets back from a shitty conversation with Clockwork and in his frustration, accidentally sets off one of the new GIW sensors that his parents allowed to be installed in the lab. Their collaboration seemed to be going no where but when Danny had new holes blasted through him... it must be going somewhere. Damn it.

The commotion is loud enough that Jazz hears it from her room above the lab (he knows she listens to more than just the lab... it's cause she cares, even if it is a bit invasive.) and rushes in to play the distraction while Danny gets away. This time it works- the Drs. Fenton might have the worst aim in the city but they demand all shots cease if a civilian is nearby- Next time his mom might be aiming her gun at him and not the ground. Danny decides he'll buy Jazz a coffee on his way home.

But first, new holes. Yikes. That like, needs medical attention- He heads to Tucker's place and he's pretty sure Sam is already there.

"Danny! What the fuck, did Clockwork-" She starts, her meticulous cat eyeliner making her glare all the deeper.

"Nah, it's the stupid GIW sensor, the stupid one I told you guys about that has a spring lose in the back?"

"I thought we decided those weren't a concern?" Tucker looks him over, face covered in undisguised and very blatant concern.

"Yeah well, Clocky pissed me off so I forgot about them when I came back in through the lab portal-"

"you were supposed to be practicing making your own." Sam interrupts.

"-And when I did, the thing got knocked and I was swatted like immediately. Jazz launched herself into the lab so Mom made them stop shooting and it gave me enough time to get out." Danny continued to explain, ignoring his friend's 'i told you so' faces.

"Dude. We're pushing it close this week. Sam already had a confrontation with the lab guys and I already got blacklisted on my new persona accounts. We're like seriously threading the needle for getting caught." Tucker, pulls his glasses down to pinch the bridge of his nose and Danny and Sam both get what he's really saying. They need to lie low.

"What did CW say to piss you off?" Sam asks after a silent moment.

"He said nothing really, just like he always does, but insinuated I should try getting a rogue to help." Danny sighs.

"What, Like getting Ember to announce the GIW invasion on her tour? We already agreed that-" Sam is getting angry as she speaks so Tuck cuts her off- "It's a bad Idea. She is- They are all just as likely to get captured and hurt as you are if you go out of town." He comes to the same conclusion they've agreed on for weeks. No rogue involvement.

"Maybe we just need to sleep on it... Hey... wait." Danny sighs, but then his gears start to turn.

"Nocturn. We need Nocturn to help us. He can get the message out through dreams." Danny comes to the new conclusion and his friends look hesitant but at least like they're considering it.

"Isn't he an ancient? He's not going to help us for free." Tucker, ever the Egyptian god in these moments.

"Most people don't take their dreams literally." Sam, ever the skeptic in these moments.

"Yeah but, if they dream it enough times, and they're the right people to do something... they can look it up and then at least see that there is a problem?" Danny sounds hopeful and its the first time he's sounded that way in months.

"What, you're gunna give Batman nightmares?" Tucker snickers but Sam looks inspired.

"That's exactly what he's going to do. We need to haunt the Justice League. They'll see past the fake facade the GIW put up online and they'll be able to get the right legislation passed." Sam is practically buzzing.

"Okay, so lets get scheming- What do you get the primordial beast of the unconscious? Should I google 'what to get someone who has everything'? " Danny laughs.

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Bruce and his children rarely do feelings when they have breakfast in the morning after a night of separate patrols, but it seems as though the room is plagued with unease. Tim looks about as tired as ever, so his unease is probably attributable to WE board meetings, but its unlike the rest of his children to be so... disturbed. For some reason, after Alfred has excused them all from eating more than a few nibbles, they make it to the cave. Bruce is glad for the noise his children bring.

The nightmare's he's been having are following a dark plot. A town, a boy who looks like he was kin, and so, so much death. Bruce has had vivid dreams before in life, but this nightmare is... unreal. He tries to remind himself that it's just a nightmare.

When his JL emergency communicator goes off at the computer desk, he's not expecting it to be Dinah Lance. She and her Birds are typically wary of him in Gotham, even if they work well together in the League. He answers it like he would any Batman call, with silence.

"Bats, we have a problem. Any chance you've been having weird dreams about a kid getting experimented on or a town being burned down? Ghosts? Lazarus portals?" Dinah sounds exhausted, but Bruce snaps to her voice with rapt attention. As do all of his children.

"I-" Bruce takes a look around the room, everyone's heads except for Tim's nodding up and down with distress," We all have."

"Something tells me that they whole JL is. Everyone I've talked to this week has had a variation of the same dream. We either have a telepath trying to tell us something, or something even worse than that."

"I'll call emergency meeting, we need to collect details and try to determine the complete message."

"I'll send you what I've noted down so far, sans personal details of course, it's definitely in a town called Amity Park though. My client this morning saw the sign."

Batman grunts and the call ends. It's time to get to work.

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When the Justice League finally arrives, the town is glowing, and everything feels like... sleep. smothering. snoring. smoking. smoldering.

And then, despite the exhaustion that echos within them, the trudge onwards. The noise of laser guns certainly wakes them up a bit.