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[saturncodedstarlette]

Gojo Satoru : Okay everyone, staff meeting! ☺️

Gojo Satoru : Y/N-chama? Aka the love of my life? 🥺

Y/N : Here. 😐

Gojo Satoru : Nanamin? 🥺

Nanami Kento : Here. 🙄

Gojo Satoru : Shoko? 🥺

Shoko Ieiri : Here. 🫤

Gojo Satoru : Ijichi?! 😆

Ijichi Kiyotaka : G-good morning everyone!

Y/N : Good morning to you too, Ijichi-kun. ☺️

Gojo Satoru, totally not jealous : 😒🙄

Y/N : Satoru… 😑

Gojo Satoru : pssh FINE! 🙄

Gojo Satoru : Yaga-sensei?! 😆

Yaga : Here. 😐 You don’t have to call me [sensei] anymore and—— I was supposed to be the one to take attendance for the meeting! Not you!

Gojo Satoru : 🙄 Technicality.

Yaga : YOU——

Gojo Satoru : Let’s move on, shall we?! 😆

Yaga, massive sighs :

Gojo Satoru : Mei-mei? 😆

Mei-Mei : Here. 😌

Gojo Satoru : Utahime-nee? 😆

Utahime : Here——wait, what did you just addressed me as?

Gojo Satoru : hmm? 😕 but I thought it’d be fitting since you’re an older woman—🤔

Utahime, throws teacup at Gojo only for it to be deflected by his infinity :

Utahime Lori : I. AM. ONLY. THREE. YEARS. OLDER. THAN YOU! Not to mention, I am your senpai! Show some respect!

Gojo Satoru : Ahah! So you admitted that you’re an old woman who’s single because no men would want to be with your hellish attitude! 😆

Utahime : ☺️💢💢💢

Utahime : That’s it!

[Utahime proceeds to chase after Gojo while he’s laughing, playing along as he runs away from her, followed by her consecutive curses at him. The remaining staffs in the room only sighs.]

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[saturncodedstarlette]

Y/N, literally having a casual conversation with sealed!Gojo like nothing had happened : ☺️

Gakuganji, knocks :

Sealed!Gojo : Ughh grandpa is here, isn’t he? 🙄

Y/N, sighs : Just don’t say or do anything, I’ll handle it. Be a normal box, okay?

Sealed!Gojo : Well I——

Y/N : Come in.

Sealed!Gojo : 🙄

[Gakuganji opens the door then enters]

Gakuganji : Y/N-san.

Y/N curtly nods : Principal Gakuganji.

Gakuganji, took a glance at the cursed box :

Gakuganji : Y/N-san, I’m here to talk about the lack of cohesion within the faculty.

Y/N, sarcastic : What do you mean about the lack of cohesion? no way 😧

Sealed!Gojo : [Hah everyone hates you!]

Gakuganji : We’re all jujutsu sorcerers, in the middle of a big crisis, you are supposed to support me.

Y/N : I don’t support suckups. 😐

Sealed!Gojo, basically fanboying : [Man, how I wanna see this with my own eyes so bad❗️❗️😔]

Gakuganji : Why is that box on your desk vibrating?

Sealed!Gojo : [You’re lucky that I can’t make this explode in your face, old man.]

Y/N : It’s a— it’s a— one of those electrical massager! Nothing else.

Gakuganji : Hmm anyway, I want the same support you gave to Gojo Satoru——

Y/N : I am not going to braid your hair and tell you that you’re pretty 😑 or in this case——your beard or those long eyebrows.

Sealed!Gojo : [HEY❗️❗️😠 that’s me and Y/N-Chan thing! Besties 5ever because it’s longer than 4!]

Gakuganji, ominously tapping the floor with his cane : Y/N-san, you are trying my patience.

Y/N : Bold of you to assume that I need to try.

Y/N : You’re not worth any of my effort whatsoever. ☺️

Gakuganji : You will regret this.

Y/N : I doubt it. 😑

Y/N : I’m not scared of you or any of your higher ups buddies, Gakuganji.

Sealed!Gojo, fanboying again : [THAT’S MY Y/N-CHAN❗️❗️❗️🥳😚]