You should know this too actually so I was watching truly a ridiculous amount of revolutionary girl Utena amvs on YouTube and when a anthys hideous scab of a brother makes her stab her girlfriend it got me thinking about Vex but in the "no one not even my father nor even a sentient tree could actually love me as I am Ergo as violent dogs must I will bite, surely you see how awful I am and how I'll hurt you if you stay here," kind of way, ofc vex never says so much in the campaign and we don't exactly know what exactly brought on the break's brief breakup thought it was both their self image and trauma issues but given syldor I mean, one can infer and extrapolate
And then there's Percy like "baby kill me in a bricklike fashion I do NOT care bc I sure might have done worse please GOD let me worship you." In the top corner is actually a bit from the show with syldor snatching that tiara from her head, the 'bloody dagger' that rescued trinket, and ravens slumber, and saundor himself bc I have trouble with abstract thinking and was worried I couldn't successfully get across that this is vex doomsday thinking at best and not meant to be taken literally but actually this WIP is a lil old so I have revamped it a bit. It's sick, you'll like it, stay tuned gays
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Top 3 most important items in Percy's kit:
#3 - Boots of Spider Climbing
#2 - Gloves of Missile Snaring
#1 - Butt Flap Pajamas
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They broke the world for each other.
This one was first published about a month ago on my Patreon. I tried to imagine what kind of portrait would Delilah and Sylas commission a painter to decorate Castle Whitestone have they defeated Vox Machina. I love how they weaponize their sexiness alongside their sheer lack of empathy for everyone but themselves and their evil god to obliterate their enemies. Relationship goals, really.
Sylas and Delilah Briarwood were created by Matthew Mercer and are property of Critical Role.
Available as a print on my InPrnt shop:
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WELL i doodled most of the player characters from cr1 2 & 3 lol heres vox machina
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The Legend of Vox Machina is a deeply philosophical show that asks important questions such as: “what if the Grand Duchess Anastasia Romanov had a gun?”
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the reason critical role is so good is because every campaign features at least one cast member creating a character that they intend to be doomed by the narrative and matt and the rest of the cast going don’t be an idiot, Our Love Will Undoom Them. like in the explanation of percy’s final playlist, taliesin wrote, “Cheers to a happy ending for a character intended by his creator to be karmically irredeemable. May we all be so fortunate.” and just, Yeah.
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I can't post these on main until I take decent pics for the shopify listing but behold, my parents
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Vox Machina Plays Mario Kart
Vex’ahlia is obviously winning. Keyleth is better at this game than she gives herself credit for and isn’t doing half bad. Grog is being a little too aggressive with the turns and keeps crashing into things; and yet somehow, he’s still a place ahead of Scanlan. The game is clearly rigged!
Vox Machina House Rules: 1). No loud music before 9 AM 2). Butter knives are NOT weapons 3). PLEASE try the doorknob first 4). Whoever breaks the door down, pays for it.
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30 years apart and still the same chaos
Every day Percy wakes up
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