Who will win the fight for Optimus Prime's love? His canon girlfriend? His worst enemy who's tried to kill him multiple times?? His best friend??? The guy who screams a lot???? Place your bets now folks!!
(Commission for me by the very talented lextodrawstuff! Also, BONUS LMAO)
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Time limits and being late for dinner
Danny, pinned down by gunfire on top of a wounded red hood who caught him in his territory and chased him into a rivals warehouse:
"Hey hood, soo... hypothetically, if I was to remove your helmet how long is the detonation trigger?"
Jason starting to lose conciousness and slur from blood loss:
"Like half a second after it triggers, it'll blow before you can clear my head, why?"
"Cool, that gives me half a second to see why my sister is obsessed with your ugly ass!"
"What? Wait... who's your sis-"
*grabs Jason's head by the helmet and phases it straight off and through his body using the momentum to throw it towards a group of shooters in a single move*
[There's a loud bang and the shooters duck for cover as two go down screaming from the shrapnel]
"-ter... hey! How'd you do that?"
"Ugh, I was right, you remind me of Johnnie. Oh well, c'mon man, well be late. Not something you want to experience when jazz is waiting"
"Jazz... Wait! Are you kidding me, the bookworm Jazz, is your sister?"
Danny braced his arms across hoods chest under the arms like they were floating in water and leaned backwards, red hood and himself suddenly unburdened by gravity slid through the wall covering their backs and disappeared from sight (if not sound as Jason dazedly kept commenting on the cute girl he'd mistaken for babs and if she actually liked him back)
They were late, jazz was definately gonna be mad!
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Happy New Year!
✨ Enjoying dark fiction is totally fine! Yes, even if you didn't suffer any kind of trauma in the past.
✨ As an artist or author, you're not a bad person for creating dark fiction, whether you're writing it for fun or to cope!
✨ You don't owe anyone an explanation on why you like certain ships or dynamics! It's nobody's business!
✨ Fiction is like playing with dolls, it offers a safe space to explore dark topics while not hurting anyone!
✨ Dark fiction, whether nsfw or sfw, isn't inherently "worse" or "not as good" as more vanilla types of fiction. Everyone has their preferences, and there is no objectively "good" or "bad" fiction!
✨ Happy 2024!! Let this be a full and creative year for all artists and authors out there, no matter what they draw or write about!! ✨
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I knew you could distract her with "lustful thoughts" of someone but my specific option was "distract her with your yearning for Gale" and it took me out. Then she called Gale pathetic and told me I could do better, which, rude.
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I come back from my break with fanart of @theblueflower05's fic they wrote for this crack ship 😭😭
pls fucking READ IT HERE it'S SO GOOD, LET THEM KNOW SO THEY WILL WRITE MORE PLEASEEEE
NSFW on the AO3 as always!
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