#PMSL OMG

[mrsbsmooth]

If your headcanons weren’t immature like a horny teenager, I wouldn’t have said anything.

DID SOMEONE JUST ACCUSE ME OF NOT BEING KINKY ENOUGH

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omfg I'm actually PMSL right now, this is the first time EVER that I've had someone imply I was prudish or didn't go far enough with something smutty I did OMG I feel like such a lady!

MrsBSmooth who?? Changing my blog name to MrsBWellBehaved 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 literally what in the world !??!?

Do you want me to give him some kind of filthy kink? Lewie's the most vanilla dude ever, he's literal golden retriever boyfriend. He'll barely do ANYTHING naughty, he's too much of a softboy 🤣🤣🤣 Making him super kinky would make him OOC, and God knows people get the BIG MAD when I do that (My Tom Smut lolllll)

How about instead of having a go at me for not READING YOUR MIND and publishing the exact headcanons that YOU WANTED you go FUCKING WRITE YOUR OWN you entitled, rude, piece of human shit for brains. I'm so over people getting mad at me because I didn't publish the exact curated content they wanted.

I'M NOT FRANCIS I DON'T HAVE A THIRD EYE! And even if I did, babe, it would just be rolling like the other two are right now.

[hangup119]

ur so funny im actually pmsl reading all of the chapters of ur smaus 💔🥶🙏

omg thanks 😭😭😭 i try my best 💔💔💔 ngl i think the earlier chapters were more funnier than the recent ones but i could just be overthinking ngl (also what does pmsl mean….haha…. #boomer)

[daddy-davies]

I didnt realise u changed ur url 😭 i thought u had deactivated and was SO UPSET!!!!!

omg queen!!! <3<3 no I'll be here til I'm 90 probably pmsl and will probs only have changed my url a further 2 times. I was just gonna change my avi but got overtaken by the daddy davies rebrand energy lol

[newkittypoom]

im pmsl watching the four of them react to ep 12 omg

boss shrieking at all the exciting scenes and fort crying over his prapaisky feels and "holy shit he saw a ghost????"

WHATS WRONG (RIGHT) WITH THESE KIDS

[atlantis-prince]

Hacks Kaiba’s email, forwards the dragon porn to everyone in his contacts with the subject: “Dragons are my kink.”

“Knew it ~” 

Casually replying to the email that he also has Bad Dragon toys.

[80smikewheeler]

IM ACTUALLY FCKN LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFGGGGG!!!!

I was just taking a look at this video, where El disappears, and the boys call out for her… and noticed something I hadn’t done before…IS DUSTIN ACTUALLY CROUCHING DOWN TO SEE IF EL IS IN THE BIN?!?!?!!!!!! GAHAHAHA ASFYFEGJJSHJSDSFAJS!!

IM WHEEZING. WHAT DOES HE THINK? ‘OOH MAYBE SHE IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS BIN? BECAUSE SHE’S TRASH FOR MILEVEN? BECAUSE BITCH, I KNOW I AM!’

‘EL YOU CAN COME OUT NOW. WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE TRASH FOR MIKE. WHO ISN’T?’

IM DYINGGGGG AGAHAHAFSFFDSSGD

[anonymoushouseplantfan]

"“She has no idea about the institution she has married into ... she thinks she should be on a level playing field with the Queen and the Duchess [of Cambridge], that the world revolves around her,” a royal aide said when the wheels started to fall off. “What she doesn’t understand or accept at all is the pecking order.”" PMSL I LOVE THIS SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THE QUEEN AND KATE PLANT OMG

We all knew this.

[carsonsweebabyturtles]

Every time I see you pmsl tag, I misread it as PSL. This has led to imagining the Wraith with pumpkin spice lattes. It is especially funny with the Wraith Queen from "Allies", just having lattes with Elizabeth, Teyla, and Kate Heightmeyer. So thank you for that.

Hehehe I can't not imagine it now. With their little Biscotti. Omg now would they be able to chew them? They are hard work to chew and I don't have Wraith teeth😆

[sennenpharaoh]

More like you'd catch something from Dartz he is 10'000+ years old he's just jealous cause his is full of dust and cobwebs

“Gods, I think I’m going to be sick...”

[cursed-lines]

So you and @pirozhki-prince are A Thing?!????

We are in fact, A Thing, dear anon.

@pirozhki-prince this is cos y'all so high key

[bisexualstokes-archive]

I was surprised to like Buck/Eddie tbh I don't tend to like very many gay ships (not that there's anything wrong with them I'm just so bloody picky especially when pairing ones that aren't actually together pmsl) lets see theres Callie/Arizona GA, Alex/Zach 13rw, Jughead/Archie riverdale, Alec/Magnus shadowhunters, Kevin/Scotty brothers and sisers, Brian/Justin queer as folk might be a few more i'm missing..

OMG CALLIE AND ARIZONA THOUGH OOF i loved them so much when i watched Grey’s!!!! (can’t say I really know about any of the other pairs 🙈)

[illfoandillfie]

Hi, I'm your secret santa!!! So happy to finally tell you and be able to follow you!! (I was scared to do it before now in case you figured out it was me pmsl) I really hope you like your gift, I tried to make it personal to you as you said you work in the library! Sorry its not very juicy, i saw you write a lot of smut but I felt a bit weird about writing smut for another person, I hope you don't mind that I just kept it cute and PG! 😘❤️ 📚

ahhhhhh hi!!!!  😚💚

omg im so excited i read the word library and was already smiling like an idiot lmao im gonna go read it now!

[telltalesonline]

Seems more accurate, right? LOL

[chenford24-7]

now I know who Alfie got his cheeky from? Sean asks why they don't have any photos him in the house, they put a framed pic of him everywhere, including the toiled PMSL

Yes omg I was dying laughing when I watched Poppy’s story!!!

[aeterna---amantes]

I just pmsl at your meltdown over jamie bower being on here again thanks 🙏🏻

//Meltdown? What meltdown?

I'm not embarrassed at all at the thought he might see my stupid posts about him over here. Nah. Not at all. *twitch-cringes*

Pleasehidemesomewheresafe. IthoughtIwassafe. Notanymore. Omg!!!!

[zoegts]

Pmsl!! Vegeta plays would you rather with kale. Omg vegeta was making these sounds 💙😍💙😂