#Paranoid my beloved

[hg-aneh]

I think it was about time I introduced tumblr to my book Crowley... who eventually became a walking love letter to Latino culture lmao

(You can think of him as a Book Crowley who spent way too much time in south america)

Language wise, he's an amalgamation of all latin american spanish dialects (+pt-br) so,, have fun translating some of the things he's saying

[stepperthenobody]

Being middle-aged at its finest.

I guess I will be making tadc fanart once an episode releases. I don’t rlly wanna make that much fanart and all so yeah. I like my oc’s and would like to give them attention.

That doesn’t mean I won’t make fanart tho! I have made lots of fanart over the course of years so- yeah I don’t think I won’t be stopping with fanart soon.

[blankieisablankie]

Slay the princess doodles with my friends @pineconeius @dragongold14

Body horror (aka the original stranger version of the princess) under the cut

[lelelego]

:^)

[soap-and-wine]

Like the princesses..

(Even though they don't have actual bodies- Maybe think about which of them has the most control over The Long Quiet, keeps him alive, or just who'd win in an actual battle, idk- go crazy)

[zilodak]

What a wonderful young gentleman! Would be a shame if he went mad from grief and paranoia from the things he helped create.

[mishapen-dear]

i've mentioned here and there that i made a relationships/dynamic spreadsheet. i have finally put it to use. look on my Works, ye mighty, and despair.

-extra note: i am not omniscient and i cannot watch every stream. i may have missed a sibling declaration or two.

-extra extra note: i currently speak only english and used google translate for the rest. if theres a translation error I'd love to know- i wont be able to go back and fix these, but im always so curious about how accurate google translate can be

extra extra note pt 2: do. do other languages use guardian as in "legal guardian" as in "not a family member but still Primary Caregiver of child" because i am suddenly aware those translations might not be correct. on the other hand tho if google translate decided that the parents are guarding warriors of the eggs im not going to argue

[epicthemusicalincorrectquotes]

An Epic Incorrect Quote. Obviously.

Odysseus : Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Polites: I think you mean cards! Odysseus, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No.

[potatobugz]

*leans against door seductively* does anyone have any tips on what to do when its hard + uncomfortable to breathe and ur heart is beating faster than normal to the point where its hard to focus on anything else

[deadlykitten-404]

...okay yeah I'm definitely gonna have to cosplay the Princess now

gonna start with the Damsel and go from there, since I should be able to build off of her base the most

still deciding on face paint or not, but I know at least the dress/wig/crown will be black and white (we'll see if I feel like doing a new thing for this, but I think it'll be neat to try to make her look like she just stepped out of the game more or less)

also the glasses stay on, I've yet to be able to successfully do contacts so this version is just gonna be blind ig loll

[phasewashere]

dutch has been shown to be untrustworthy and a liar - why in the world would people take his opinion on who the rat is when he literally sells them all out for a man who looks like a garbage aye-aye and reeks of piss!!!

micah bell,,,,,,,, we found him,,,,, also like. i feel like people who believe in the "second rat" theory also really like the trolley theory and i don't like it when it's framed as if that's the core reason he does everything he does because. that's just wrong like. sure. maybe some brain damage which makes him a lot more impulsive and less concerned with keeping up the façade. but then they completely ignore how the game sets dutch up as unstable and untrustworthy from CHAPTER ONE. like. be fr. tell me that man wasn't already losing his fucking shit in colter. dutch's whole deal with micah is that DUTCH is the weak link. but he points fingers at everybody else because he cannot fathom being the weak link nor the failure and just doubles down on it while micah practically gets to sit back and do nothing. if he was real i would run him over with my truck

[cpyclopse]

Jon is not having a good time

[My art]

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

the 4/20 layout is killing me /j 😭

Oh, it's 4/20, I haven't even noticed. Boy everyone is acting weird, I mean, I'm not PARANOID or anything but like, no one thinks I'm acting weird, are they, like you gotta tell me no one can tell-

[aesrot]

blaze the cat or sticks the badger??

OH SHIT. UHHHHHH im gonna go w sticks bc thats the one i know better so far <-is very slowly catching up w everything lols. whats your choice tho 👀

[baconcolacan]

Besides see, what else can Tom’s gogles do?

Tom is a Lieutenant General in the RA, but his real title is actually Army Director, which of course, is kept secret and only known to Tord.

Being RL’s spouse means Tom has to be prepared for the possibility that his husband could die at any time, leaving the army without its leader. As Army Director, he has access to everything that Tord has access to, his goggles is something of his own personal computer database besides being visual aid.

With the goggles, Tom is able to keep track of all their military bases, cameras at any RA base, the comms systems, remote weaponry, their defense systems, information of registered soldiers and threats, launch codes and others related, as well as general information that can be found online.

But use of this feature is timed and limited, if Tom uses it for too long it could cause mental stress and internal bleeding, he’s only able to access at maximum 2 command screens (e.g. He’ll take a look at cameras while running soldier info in the back.) And he never uses it much anyway unless Tord needs some help.

More often than not, he uses the comm system command for daily announcements and reminders at RA HQ.

Idk if yall caught it but in some RL Tord asks in the past, there would be a tag saying smth like: ‘Reminder/Message from the Office of the Red Leader: Please do not report to HQ if you took part in the most recent rebellion ^^ Goodbye, traitor.’ - Thats Tom. He uses a voice mod to hide his identity when he does this announcement, but most everyone in RA knows that whoever is making this announcement is RL’s rumored failsafe in case of his demise.

And that’s scary, cause that voice is associated with all their remote weaponry.

Of course, this feature wasn’t added until after Tord realized how serious he was about Tom and married him. At the start, it was mostly just visual aid and comm systems.

Plus, this was also for his safety, if ever there came a time the army would turn on them, or worse, on Tom alone due to Tord’s death, he can use it to defend himself with the full might of RA’s resources if need be. Same goes if their enemies decide to take advantage of Tord's untimely absence, Tom gets full control of the RA and its resources.

[lightningbig]

still so so fucked up about the qphil lore. idk idk it's just something about him earlier in the day at forever's bed side, trying to wake him up and yelling about how much he worried everyone. how stupid it was for him to take medication from the bear. because obviously it was a trap, right? how could he not have known?? (meta aside bc viewers know he didn't choose to take the meds they were forced but I DIGRESS, QPHIL DOESN'T KNOW THAT)

but all of that and then. qphil follows the books anyway. he knows it's a trap, surely. he knows it's suspicious. he shouldn't have done it. but he did, he couldn't help it, how could he ever have walked away if there was even a slight chance that he could find his kids again?

but now he's the one who needs help. he's the one who's stuck, alone, and needs to be broken out. he needs someone at his bedside.