#Parks ans rec

[ginandweas]

My life span can be broken down into heterosexual sitcom slow burns

[affinityraee]

PARKS ANS REC AAAAAA LETTTSSS GOOOOO LETTTS GOO THIS WAS WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR

AND LESLIE KNOPE OMG THIS IS GREAT AAAA

PARKS AND REC AAAA

[astraskylark]

If Leslie Knope were incharge we wouldn't be in this mess smh

[dwyer-and-recreation]

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(2.21 - 94 Meetings)

[three-drink-amy]

Tom: Did you get my report on Ramsett Park?

Ron: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.

Tom: Good. Thanks, Dad. {pauses} Why is everyone staring at me?

April: You just called Ron "Dad." You said "Thanks, Dad."

Tom: What? No I didn't. I said "Thanks, Man."

Ron: Do you see me as a father figure, Tom?

Tom: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me.

Leslie: HEY, SHOW YOUR FATHER SOME RESPECT!

[xanderscollection]

[kirnet]

The revan/malak/kirnet sith triumvirate but it’s a workplace comedy. Malak still gets his jaw brutally cut off by revan.

[paranormal-productions-archives]

The staff of the Last Resort, along with Hellen, are standing around a broken coffee maker.

Hellen: So... Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Steward: I did! I broke the-

Hellen: No, no you didn't. Potter?

Dr. Potter: Don't look at me. Look at Soulfflé

Chef Soulfflé: What? I didn't break it?

Dr. Potter: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Chef Soulfflé: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!

Dr. Potter: Suspicious.

Chef Soulfflé: No, it's not!

Amadeus Wolfgeist: If it matters, probably not, but Serpci was the last one to use it.

Serpci: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Amadeus Wolfgeist: Oh, really? Than what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Serpci: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Wolfgeist!

Steward: Okay, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Hellen.

Hellen: NO! Who broke it!

An awkward silence engulfs the room, until.

Chef Soulfflé, whispering: Hellen, Gloria's been really quiet-

DJ Phantasmagloria: Really!?

Chef Soulfflé: Yeah!

DJ Phantasmagloria: Oh my god!

The entire room devolves into a huge argument between everyone.

Hellen, to no one in particular: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I slapped it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Hellen looks as everyone starts to attack each other: Good. It was getting kinda chummy around here anyway.

[yutadori]

so... guess who started watching yugioh HSKSHSSDKSDKD

[pensivelyplayfulme]

Hello yes it is I, the actual real Leslie Knope, and Galentines Daycan DEFINITIVELY be used as an extra Valentines Day for lesbians, pass it on

[starburns]

does anyone want to see my tier list ranking of mockumentaries

[king-moron]

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

Hi hi hi!

Please send me any tv show recommendations! I’ve got Adevnture time on my list but I’m open to new am quirky things !

[xaphrin]

Marriage of Convenience AU (AKA: A Convenient Dicking) - Shirayuki needs a proper husband in order to inherit the land and title that was bequeathed to her. Romance and smut ensue?

(Please, don't look too hard at this or you'll suddenly realize all the holes in this plot)

[amaymon]