#Pat Walls

[younes-ben-amara]

لا نجاح مُستدام دون مرور بالفشل [الكثير منه]

ما هذه المجموعة من المختارات تسألني؟ إنّها عددٌ من أعداد نشرة “صيد الشابكة” اِعرف أكثر عن النشرة هنا: ما هي نشرة “صيد الشابكة” ما مصادرها، وما غرضها؛ وما معنى الشابكة أصلًا؟! 🎣🌐هل تعرف ما هي صيد الشابكة وتطالعها بانتظام؟ اِدعم استمرارية النشرة بطرق شتى من هنا: 💲 طرق دعم نشرة صيد الشابكة. 🎣🌐 صيد الشابكة العدد #167 جمعة زينة مرحبًا والسلام عليكم؛ بخصوص العنوان فهو في أحد الأقسام أدناه. إن كنت…

[kobrafangs]

prepare for trouble & make it double!

[jollyparaphernalia]

Tomorrow, we're gonna be stardust

[jewelsli]

Not that I don’t love when Bruce’s kids outperform him and give him heart attacks, but I think it’s funnier when the kids think they are better fighters/spies/infiltrators/etc. then him but he’s just so proud so he lets them think that they are.

I think that Babs would be a really good hacker, the best in the family, but Tim, who thinks that he is the next best(and is still scarily good) has no idea that Bruce only let him think that he broke his record of hacking into secret organizations.

Dick is amazing at acrobatics, and centers his fighting style around it much more. He even won gold in the Olympics for gymnastics! Bruce doesn’t want to tell him that he trained under several gymnasts, contortionists, even ballerinas!!! and has the acrobatic fighting style mastered, so he (within reason) let’s his kid win on most occasions, he doesn’t need to fake loosing on trapeze though(I am still giving the kids SOME things they are better at…)

Cass knows that nobody can lie to her, she can spot everyone’s tells and knows most people better then they know themselves. Bruce is, however, extremely paranoid and also has a kryptonian he works with regularly. He lies so well that he can convince himself he’s telling the truth(which is literally the point in case of advanced lie detectors), and so what if he lets some of his tells be more obvious around his baby, he’s so proud of her for picking up such small things! And while Bruce is AMAZING at reading people, he can’t beat Cass, it is however much closer matched then the others think.

Let’s be honest, Bruce is banned from the kitchen and isn’t good at cooking… or so everyone thinks. While he’s not as good as Alfred or even Jason he could whip up something Gordon Ramsey would be proud of if he actually tried to.

Damian in the best fighter with swords, this is undisputed. Bruce just hopes none of his kids find his crate of custom katanas in the attic, if they do then he’ll say they are for Damian.

Tim is an amazing investigator, so good in fact, that Bruce has trusted him on his hardest cases. Everyone assumes this is because Tim is a better detective then Bruce, but he just loves seeing how proud his kid gets when he gets a breakthrough.

Batman doesn’t kill, Red hood does, everyone in their right minds knows that’s a lie. Before Robin came along, leaders of drug operations or terrorists would disappear into the night, never to be seen again. The only people who don’t seem to know this are the Bats children themselves. Sometimes you can still hear a cut off scream in the dark before the news announces a missing person that everyone just knew was doing something horrible, criminals are more wary on nights that the Bats brood are in. And people running trafficking rings pray that it’s the Hood when a knock sounds, the bat doesn’t give those people the mercy of death.

All of the bat kids know more languages then Bruce, and they keep learning more to throw him off, for a family of detectives they really should have thought about the fact that Bruce traveled the entire world, he knows ancient languages and the words that world in other galaxies use, if he could speak Martian then he would have learned it by now, he still does know that part that he’s able to learn.

Idk I just need more of Bruce being skilled at SO many things while his kids are like “oh yeah Bruce? He’s good but I could defeat him easily” and Bruce just so proud of his babies when they do ANYTHING.

Bonus:

Tim made a plan to neutralize Superman at some point, it wasn’t as good as Bruce’s but he replaced it so fast. When he later uses it to take down mind controlled or something Supes Red Robin is watching.

Nobody notices that Batman whispers something to Superman before he goes deathly pale and acts like the plan is working so well he immediately gets defeated. As for what Batman said to him? It was basically ‘Clark(they aren’t supposed to know identities here btw) my kid made this plan and I swear to every mortal and immortal force that if you don’t take the fall right now you will regret it for the rest of your life” and Batman was usually scary but this was like, God will cower before him terrifying and it scared evil Superman so much he went along with it.

Res Robin was smiling so brightly that later Clark honestly couldn’t be mad at the Bat.

Edit: I forgot to add this but unbeknownst to EVERYONE (including Alfred somehow) Bruce can and will stay awake longer then Tim and his drinks are somehow worse in terms of caffeination. The difference is that on the fourteenth day with no sleep everyone thinks it’s only been three even though he is Vividly hallucinating. The ability to hide his lack of sleep for the first week and a half leads them to believe he’s actually the worst at staying up since on what they think is his fourth day of no sleep (it’s his seventeenth) he’s talking to an apparently very vivid hallucination of Alfred the Cat in a suit and a Tiger named Tawny(he had met the tiger earlier that week) and having a civilized conversation with them

[valvarads]

If that man isn’t the culprit, then we’ve wasted a lot of time, you know. Don’t worry. If you believe, it’ll definitely end well.

[readtilyoudie]

OVER THE GARDEN WALL VOLUME 1

[stoshasaurus]

had a discussion with some friends about HAL 9000. i love this little goober (and his adolescent son)

anddddd

computer case HAL. i need him to run around and have zoomies.

( i know that HAL needs a massive server room to operate, but indulge me, okay? you want to pet him you KNOW you do)

[ceilidho]

that brahms au for ghost/reader except instead of the burglar breaking in while you're out and encountering Ghost, he breaks in while you're home. and you're so scared and defenceless and suddenly your closet opens and an even bigger, scarier man walks out.

and like if the burglar had a knife or something and was actually threatening to hurt you. Ghost would absolutely lose it on him. he wouldn't be getting out alive, sorry to say. and then after beating him to a pulpy, unmoving mess, Ghost would walk up to you, terrified out of your mind and crying, and pat your cheek, kissing you on the forehead before going back into the closet, closing it quietly behind him.

[inventedfangirling]

bad buddy textposts part 3✨

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

kuroo is actually part of my ”men who like it when you treat them like your pet dobermann” club . believe it or not

[somegrumpynerd]

Good heavens, look at the time! (Points to a clock where every hour is replaced with "gooptales")

@topazshadowwolf's boys will be the death of me please read it it's so good

[shutupwyl]

i’m working on a crochet Vessel plush and if all goes well, might repurpose the pattern to make me a Remmick

makes myself a Remmick plush to violently shake around

puts a squeaker in him

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

watched sagan hawke's 3dwiscr video and i think this is a very rare L for him in terms of what he got from the narrative. in general, when a story is about abuse, whether in implication only or directly stated, i side-eye anyone who says that themes of abuse are not inherent/important to it. i actually think it's kind of hilarious he picked this story, of all stories, to have the take that it's actually about projection or outright fictionalization based on a very small pool of genuine evidence bc so much of the forum posts are hearsay. but. y'know... a story where a main theme is that people ignore abuse being directly displayed to them. i'm not saying that personal interpretation and projection aren't also big themes present within the story but i just find it hilarious to hand wave anything about abuse in a story where the majority of the characters hand wave abuse and insist that people who DO see it are somehow sick in the head for picking up on it. it's odd, especially considering the author's other works are all laden with themes of child abuse. this "just so happens" to be one where the themes of child abuse aren't important and are only there for us to THINK the story is deeper than it actually is? i know it's all up to the person consuming the media to come up with their own view. there is no right answer. but why the fuck would i choose to consume a story that's about nothing. an idea of an idea. this is pretty much on the same level as that stupid theory people have of twin peaks and all of david's other work being about media creation to me lmao

[christiangeistdorfer]

GÉRARD DUCAROUGE congratulating NIGEL MANSELL on his third place at the 1984 DUTCH GRAND PRIX

[readtilyoudie]

OVER THE GARDEN WALL: CIRCUS FRIENDS