#Peach answers

[peachteaships]

I don’t know who this Chloe person is, but I’m so sorry that you have to deal with them harassing you🫂

Thanks, she's just someone who won't stop attacking others just because someone (a minor) said no to her about doing something nsfw years ago. Ever since then, her attitude has been, "I'm the victim everyone else here is the issue I'll attack them!" And it's been like this for years- I'm being literal right now. It's gotten so bad that people have been contacting the fbi because of her nonstop antics.

[nyxus-nyx-2]

"Uhh- Papyrus?...I burnt the water-"

-Sans The Skeleton

”SANS HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BURN THE WATER??”

[peachyykira]

Can we get a Boobie GIF /pic? 🤗

💖😘

[peachpety]

god hi i'm just dropping by to say that if you ever feel the slightest inclination to write just...some raunchy ron/draco smut a la your hamptons story, so we can see them properly get it on... phew (that meme image of like a futuristic current society)

anon sweet anon. i've sat with your delightful ask forever and a day, so apologies for the lateness. but BUT please accept this raunchy ron/draco smut, a companion piece to hamptons.

Massively Magical, by peachpety (E, 3.6k)

🍎 established dron feat. banter, butt plugs & boys properly getting it on 🍎

See official tumblr post here written for Pumpkin Spice Fest 2022

[xfatalisticfantasiesx]

Introducing…

Basic

Name: Evelyn Faustus

Age: 26

Species: Human

Occupation: Librarian

More Info

Likes: Homecooked meals, Folk music, Warm sweaters, Feeding ducks

Dislikes: Judgemental people, Domineering people

Kinks: Domme, Praise (g/r), Worship (r), Blood, Corruption

Orientation: Panromantic Pansexual

[voiidasks]

"I'm being very quiet right now... they're distracted. It's time for me to get out of here. I'll be seeing you! Hopefully without them around..."

Peach: Okie, byebye Scotta!!!! Come back soon!!! :D Tandem: ...

[jell-o101]

I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

[alltimesos]

Hi there!! To block a tag go to Settings, scroll down to Content You See and click on the pencil thingy drawing to type what you want to block :-)

THANK YOU

[peachteaships]

yooo, book of life f/o??

hells yeaah, great taste,, :>

~ @kentofukamiya

Hehehe, yeah, he's just.. God, he probably should've been the first sign of my weakness for cocky guys that actually have hearts of gold or just silly or like just cocky and smug. Cause WOW THATS CERTAINLY BEEN A PATTERN LATER ON IN LIFE IF YOU LOOK AT MY F/O LIST NOW!! AHDHGRGEGSGS

[goldensunset]

alright gamers i’m curious about something

basically i’m curious about how much of a correlation there is between being good at a game and enjoying it

the third to last one involves any game that you can’t really be ‘good’ or ‘bad’ at, that’s primarily based on luck, or patience, or just doing whatever you want with no real consequences, as opposed to objective skill that moves you toward a given end. but like even if so vote however you want

[peachyykira]

How bout a booty one too?

I’m feeling generous, have three.

[beartitled]

Have you drawn peach peach❤︎yet, from that’s not my neighbour, (he’s bbg💞) you don't have to, I just thought it would be interesting to see (sorry)

+ bonus

[peachfolk]

Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

Respectfully, why the fuck would you ask me that.

[dokupine]

this is more abt the world than rlly the biology but since mario seems to be pretty human, is there anything particularly notable about the way he interacts or communicates with the mushroom kingdom? or is it more notable that it might not change much

Ohh I was so excited to answer this.

Peach and Mario communicate primarily with tactile sign language. Peach uses only two of her manipulator limbs for this, as to not alienate Mario. There's added nuances from each others voices, but most of the information is communicated via touch.

The language being tactile is important because Peach's compound eyes aren't great at focusing, and her hearing is imprecise. Her world is blurry and muffled audiovisually, but her sense of touch (and chemoreception) is sharp. She experiences the world in a very different way, but touch is one of the things she and Mario share.

She prefers to "hear" Mario's laugh by gently pressing a limb to his throat. She's also sweeping him with her pheromone receptors here, it's equivalent to studying someone's face to commit it to memory.

Before developing tactile sign language, though, Mario attempted to communicate with Peach in a way more familiar to her. Peach sends chemical signals to her subjects via a mycelium network and can process a lot more information this way. Finding the communication gap frustrating, Mario connected the mushroom kingdom's mycelium network to himself.

although the mycelium might be connected to the benevolent beings he lives among and calls his friends, it has no moral compass. It will begin to disassemble you regardless of your intentions.

This made him extremely sick. It was a lot more alarming for Peach, though, being sent signals every second of her friend's body being rotted inside out. Needless to say, this is not how they communicate anymore.

[pixlokita]

Evan is currently on the flooring busting their gut laughing at buzz cut Gregory

His own bestie 😔