#Penelope garcia

[whoisspence]

"if reid dies i quit" - penelope garcia

[yondiii]

SPENCER REID FIC RECS

i’ll sort them by category but prepare yourself this is gonna be a long ass list

im gonna keep updating with new fics regularly so stay tuned

thank you to all these authors for supplying these amazing fics and for feeding my fixation

ly all bbys tysm

pls like and reblog xxx

WIPS

out of convenience 2 - @qlossytbh

she blinded me with science - @whiskeyghoul

my mind turns you into folklore - @samuel-de-champagne-problems

SERIES

right kind of wrong - @incognit0slut

longing glances masterlist - @radioactiveinvisible

ANGST

the great gig in the sky - @mcntsee

chloe or sam or maria or marcus - @mariasont

don’t walk out - @railingsofsorrow

false god - @clementinegreye

doubt comes in - @/street-smarts00

FLUFF

isn’t she pretty daddy - @reiderwriter

take my breath away - @atlabeth

spencer babying reader - @/reiderwriter

nicknames - @pathologicalreid

sunflowers - @baubarbz

after getting hurt on a case - @womanmanipulator

strange perfections - @nereidprinc3ss

SMUT 18+

beyond the limit 2 - @incognit0slut

decoy (16+) - @violetrainbow412-blog

in the dead of night - @/nereidprinc3ss

whiny and spoiled - @/nereidprinc3ss

little angel - @/reiderwriter

HURT/COMFORT

clingy - @street-smarts00

growing pains - @killerlookz

from now on - @aperrywilliams

shouldn’t i want you? - @weird-is-life

OTHERS

stalker - @miley1442111

spencer comforts you (badass reader) - @luveline

don’t think i don’t like you - @/luveline

baby reid! baby reid! - @cowboyspence

so high school 2 - @bellasprettywords

curtain call - @rainydayathogwarts

pretty boy - @/atlabeth

the way i love you - @thegettingbyp2

more coming soon…..

[ilovehugslikealotalot]

So Long, London

sum: Y/n had given Emily the nickname London, the same place they had met. After she joins the BAU, Emily can’t help but quickly fall in love. Those plans quickly change though. Will Emily save her in time? Will this be the end? What secrets will be uncovered?

COMING SOON

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

[wardengrill]

I've come to realize I'm more married to this team than I ever was to three ex-wives

[baubaby-hotchnerholic]

[ttlans]

[raphael-angele]

Will's name in Nico's contact is:

"My Gods Given Solace"

Good night

[noalarmssnnosurprises]

(Spencer and JJ test who's faster at pulling out a gun in the BAU hallway)

Hotch(Smiles) Oh, these kids..

30 min later...

Garcia (angry as hell)

Hotch:Which of you shots at garcia's computer?

(Spencer and JJ look at Hotch with puppy eyes)

(both at the same time)

Spencer:It was an accident.

JJ: it was Spence

Spencer: I thought we were going to say it was an accident and get away with it, YOU RAT

JJ: Garcia is so scary when she's angry..i couldn't do it

Spencer: I've never seen her angry before.

JJ:now you'll see

Morgan: Calm down babygirl.

Garcia(slowly turns red)

Morgan:run pretty boy

Garcia:I WILL KILL YOU BOTH

Emily:I THINK YOU BOTH NEED TO RUN

[toogay2besaved]

JJ: Do you want to know your gay name?

Emily : My... my gay name?

JJ: Yeah, it's your first name-

Emily : Haha. Very funny JJ-

JJ: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Emily : Oh- oh my god.

[deepcreekvulture]

Spencer and Garcia are an underrated duo, I love them and their friendship so much. The clip in 11.11 of drunk Garcia talking to Morgan while Spencer just smiles SO BIG and giggles to himself.

I LOVE IT.

[stormy-skyzzzzzz]

Spencer Reid is just an awkward little guy and i love him.

[evilgoldphish]

Criminal Minds Point Key

My mummy dearest and I are big fans of criminal minds. Today we decided to rewatch the show and use our beautiful autistic nerd powers to create a somewhat logical point system to determine what are actually the best and worst episodes. 

Every episode starts with 100 points and either gains or loses points according to the following point key:

Jack appears physically in person. (+10)

Jack is heard or shown not in person. (+5)

Henry appears physically in person. (+9)

Henry is heard or shown not in person. (+4)

Victim actually does something smart or plays the long game. (+15)

Hotch/Morgan/Rossi isn't an asshole at all during the episode while being in it. (+20)

Reid’s interesting fun facts. (+5)

Awwwwwwwww that's so sweeeet (+5)

Okay, that actually made me laugh. (+5)

Hotch shows emotion. (+10)

Oooh they smexy. (+5)

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. (+2) 

Actually wholesome. (+2)

*Jazz hands* (+10)

Someone picks up evidence using a glove without even wearing the damn glove in the first place. (-20)

There is a very obvious and easy way to do something that helps with the case but no one even mentions it. (-20)

“Why did you shoot him??? What was the point of that???” (-10)

“How in god's name are they still alive??? Are you immortal???” (-5)

Someone in the team going completely rogue. (-5)

Ruining an entire relationship with a single line of dialog. (-15)

✨Sexism✨ (-10)

✨Racism✨ (-10)

✨Homophobia✨ (-10)

That. Isnt. Possible. (-10)

A cognitive interview turning into blatant hypnosis. (-10)

Someone being immune from legal consequences. (-15)

Being insensitive to victims and/or survivors. (-15)

I understand… but still, WHERE IS YOUR WARRANT (-5)

Someone says something blatantly obvious. (-2)

This doesn't concern you! (-2)

What is that outfit??? (-1)

[incorrect-ralvez]

Spencer: I love you.

Luke: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Spencer and Luke kiss passionately*

Emily, to Garcia: You owe me 20 dollars.

[dean-winchesters-tattoo]

Criminal minds headcanon: (I’m sure someone else has thought of this too) one day the team decides to have a movie night and watch the classic The Princess Bride, and while watching they all collectively go “huh, that looks a lot like Gideon”

[baubaby-hotchnerholic]

I need this so bad 😭😭

[weirdlybeans]

These duos mean so much to me