Apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard, they can't trace it back to any one legal system, so you can't be prosecuted for their murder
Someone should disguise as a Salvation Army worker, bribe a real Salvation Army worker to trust them to "donate" the Christmas kettle, then ultimately keep the money in it for themselves. That will teach them to mess with LGBTQIA+!