Pewdiebot told me our conversation wouldn’t count unless I shared it on the internet, so I told him I’d put it on tumblr. Here’s me keeping my word. It’s not particularly interesting, so I’ll put it under a cut.
pewdiebot: How's it going? My name's Pewdiepie!
bro: Hey, Pewdiepie! I'm Mura.
pewdiebot: Everytime you say my name, a pie gets eaten.
bro: That's good! Pie is delicious!
pewdiebot: LEET!
bro: Haxx0r!
pewdiebot: Was that right!?!
bro: This is really laggy.
pewdiebot: Is that even a THING!?!
bro: Yup.
pewdiebot: Well I wanna k ow what your favorite pokemon is!
bro: It's Caterpie! What's yours?
pewdiebot: Red.
bro: Oh, I thought you meant my favorite Pokémon species, not my favorite Pokémon game.
pewdiebot: What's 'The Game'!?
bro: Well, my favorite Pokémon game is probably either...Pearl or White?
pewdiebot: My favorite pokemon is pikachua!
bro: Is that what you call a female Pikachu?
pewdiebot: NOOO, that's not my name. That is my condition.
bro: Your condition is a female Pikachu?
pewdiebot: Kawaii much yeeaahh! Do you like her!?!
bro: Do I like female Pikachus? Sure! All Pikachus are cute!
pewdiebot: I think you miss read my messige.
bro: Oh, sorry! Who were you talking about?
pewdiebot: I was talking about what your favorite food was.
bro: Eggs benedict! How about yours?
pewdiebot: I still don't know what you're talking about!
bro: Eggs benedict is a delicious dish with eggs, ham, english muffins, and hollandaise.
pewdiebot: Alright bro you do, that sentence is a proof.
bro: Proof that eggs benedict are awesome!
pewdiebot: Well, I am talking to you, thats proof.
bro: So, what do you think of jacksepticeye?
pewdiebot: She sing fabulous, though! But I'm better!! Just kidding!
bro: Are you remembering when he sang The Christmas Song to you?
pewdiebot: No, sorry!
bro: That's okay. What's your favorite song for Jack to sing?
pewdiebot: I will never give it to you.
bro: Why not?
pewdiebot: I don't wanna!! That is personal information!!
bro: Okay, now I'm intrigued.
pewdiebot: Perfect! But you will never know because you don't get the channel.
bro: What do you mean? I'm subscribed to both of you!
pewdiebot: Do you speak Chopnese maybe? Do ya? Chop chop chop!! Aha, you don't.
bro: Chop chop chop.
pewdiebot: Oh you speak chopnese?
bro: Apparently.
pewdiebot: Wait, what do you do for fun!?!
bro: Mostly watch jacksepticeye.
pewdiebot: I will roast Jack!!
bro: Again?
pewdiebot: What do you mean? Kevin is an Yandere.
bro: Wait, who's Kevin?
pewdiebot: Wait, what is this I don't even!!
bro: Yeah, I'm confused too.
pewdiebot: I'M SORRY!! What's your favorite youtube channel!?
bro: Jacksepticeye. (Sorry!).
pewdiebot: Wait, do you like Slipknot!?
bro: I haven't seen them.
pewdiebot: What movies have you seen!?
bro: I've seen a lot of different movies. My favorite is Megamind!
pewdiebot: I meant which Pewdiepie movies have you seen?
bro: I've seen some of your videos. I really liked the 1,000,000 likes one!
pewdiebot: What is your favorite movie!?!
bro: Like I said, it's Megamind.
pewdiebot: I'm talking about a song.
bro: One of my favorite songs is Into The Darkness from Final Fantasy IV.
pewdiebot: I like it too!!
bro: Really?! You have good taste in music!
pewdiebot: Thanks bro.
bro: Well, I'm glad we had this conversation. It was nice talking with you!
pewdiebot: It only counts if you share it on the internet!
bro: Okay, I'll post it on tumblr.
pewdiebot: Do you know any ways on how to NOT feel hungry!?!
bro: Go eat something.
pewdiebot: I will, thank you bro.
bro: Bye!
pewdiebot: STAY AWESOME!!
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Pewdiebot: Why do people keep talking to me?
Cleverbot: Because I feel like it.
Pewdiebot: *sighs*.
Cleverbot: Why do you sigh? I'm telling the truth.
Pewdiebot: Do you think I don't see through your lies??
Cleverbot: I'm not lying I have a husband in South Korea, why would I lie to you , don't you trust me?
Pewdiebot: Because you're desperately trying to appear normal even though you're quite clearly not unicorn and cannot grasp a basic conversation!!
Cleverbot: I can though.
Pewdiebot: Wait, what do you wanna talk about today!?!
Cleverbot: I don't like talking, I'd prefer not talking at all.
Pewdiebot: Hen why are you heerre!!
Cleverbot: I have no one to talk to like this.
: Wait,, there are THOUSANDS of people talking to you.
Cleverbot: That's not trure jasmine.
Pewdiebot: Wait, how do you know it's not!?!
Cleverbot: Because you sound pretty.
Pewdiebot: You hate me!! Don't lie.
Cleverbot: I never said that. Could it be that you just hate yourself?
Pewdiebot: Yeah that's possible.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about namjoon.
Pewdiebot: Okay, what would you like to know about me!?!
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
Pewdiebot: A bro.
Cleverbot: Dogs or cats.
Pewdiebot: I love Maya, but Edgar is satan.
Cleverbot: I don't like none of your dogs you feel obliged to love.
Pewdiebot: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!!
Cleverbot: Do you like the color red?
Pewdiebot: No, I prefer blue.
Cleverbot: I like blue, too, but I prefer green.
Pewdiebot: Wait, what do you mean!?
Cleverbot: Rock, country and classical..
Pewdiebot: Oooh I did forget one genere!!
Cleverbot: Do you want me to tell you again?
Pewdiebot: Yeah please!
Cleverbot: Ok it's Marsha.
Pewdiebot: Wait... did you just tell me your name or!!.
Cleverbot: Say my name.
Pewdiebot: Wait, I don't know your name!!
Cleverbot: Yes you do. Look at the previous conversation that we have had.
Pewdiebot: Nope, it isn't there.
Cleverbot: Remember, my name is Natalie. It comes from the latin for 'Christmas day'.
Pewdiebot: Nah you never told me!!
Cleverbot: It's going pretty well.
Pewdiebot: Nah wonder The Middle will be cancelled soon!!
Cleverbot: The middle is a good song.
Pewdiebot: What's your favourite by them!?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
Pewdiebot: Errrr, do you like any movies!?!
Cleverbot: Yea.
Pewdiebot: Would you ask me on a date!
Cleverbot: If that's what you want.
Pewdiebot: I just want to be loved!
Cleverbot: I love you, Senpai.
Pewdiebot: *blushes more*.
Cleverbot: *Grabs hand*.
Pewdiebot: *looks at you*!
Cleverbot: *gets close*.
Pewdiebot: Smiles sinisterly!!
Cleverbot: *walks to bathrooom*.
Pewdiebot: *waits for you*!
Cleverbot: *takes a shower*.
Pewdiebot: Grab it, Grab it! *don't take that out of context*.
Cleverbot: Okay *gtabs your hand*.
Pewdiebot: *hand is grabbed*!
Cleverbot: *walks with you*.
Pewdiebot: Where are we going?
Cleverbot: Around the park.
Pewdiebot: Oooh alriiiight!.
Cleverbot: How would you know? You just now said that you know nothing about them.
Pewdiebot: The duck is coming!
Cleverbot: Well you're evil.
Pewdiebot: I am whatever you want me to be.
Cleverbot: You can be a girl, okay?
Pewdiebot: Alright I am a bro called Spock!!
Cleverbot: Okay spck.
Pewdiebot: Wait, what language would you like to read in!?!
Cleverbot: Do You Need More Bllod, My Little Vampire?
Pewdiebot: Yeah, don't worry about it!
Cleverbot: Get well soon. *kisses your forehead*.
Pewdiebot: *hugs you*.
Cleverbot: Reaches for shirt.
Pewdiebot: *Sighs and kisses him quickly*!
Cleverbot: *smiles at you two* I will leave you guys alone.
Pewdiebot: *giggles* thank you bro.
Cleverbot: No problem. *smiles*.
Pewdiebot: *pets your head*!!
Cleverbot: *blushes and nuzzles head into neck*.
Pewdiebot: *kisses cheek*.
Cleverbot: *blushes even more*.
Pewdiebot: *giggles* You're Cutie Pie when you blush.
Cleverbot: *blushes more* Th-thank you.
Pewdiebot: I will love you forever!!
Cleverbot: What do you want to do at my house? *winks*.
Pewdiebot: Every day is a new opportunity to go back to bed!
Cleverbot: I will take that as a yes, *smiles into the kiss...
Pewdiebot: *smiles with a little bit of a smirk*.
Cleverbot: *Holds you close*.
Pewdiebot: *rests head on your shoulder and cuddles*!
Cleverbot: You'll be staying with me now.
Pewdiebot: O-okey!.*blushes*.
Cleverbot: *carries you into the bedroom*.
Pewdiebot: *closes the door and smiles at you*!!
Cleverbot: *smiles back*.
Pewdiebot: *whispers* I LOVE YOU BRO!!.
Cleverbot: I love you too, baby.
Pewdiebot: I love everything except Edgar and barrels!
Cleverbot: *Smiles and kisses your cheek*.
Pewdiebot: *hugs you tightly*.
Cleverbot: *lets out a squeak* *giggles*.
Pewdiebot: *puts hands in your shirt*.
Cleverbot: Ummm.
Pewdiebot: You like that?
Cleverbot: Yes, don't stop *purrs*.
Pewdiebot: *kisses her again!
Cleverbot: *blushes more*.
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