#Poor Guillermo

[sharkbath]

Unfortunately not beating the gizmo allegations…

[illustoryart]

So true, Gulliermo 🥲

[fareehaandspaniards]

Proposal Part 2

That's what happened literally 1 min after the screenshot I made

(Don't take it seriously pls, I just had funny boss playthrough)

[sculien]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 5.06 | Urgent Care

[anney-baker]

Nandor about his favorite wife

[vigilantempathy]

Love how Nandor canonically wants some guy to rail him while he watches Guillermo pull his pants down.

[megaawkwardhuman]

wait the fuck a minute

guess this is the dead for a second eyes????

[howlerbat]

so I made my first Letterboxd list

[gerandor]

People: nandor’s a piece of shit and i hate him

Meanwhile nandor:

Loves animals

Tells guillermo to take care of spider houses

Loves glitter and made guillermo a beautiful glitter portrait that must have taken him hours to make

And in secret!!!

CREEPY PAPER !!!

Sacrificed his life to save guillermo at the vampires council

Didn’t let guillermo be the bait and decided to face the Sire himself

He took full responsibility for the Sire’s escape (it was nadja’s fault. She never told him the truth)

Jumped right after guillermo into the hole in the floor to save him (right after guillermo told him he’s dead to him because nadja and laszlo had kept him in a box for weeks)

Came up with a plan to save guillermo’s life at the night market

Called guillermo ‘always my friend’ and ‘closest companion of 13 years’ and ‘my best…man’

Told guillermo ‘despite my dead cold heart i have grown some affection for you.’ And that vampirism is a curse and I don’t want to burden you with it. (And guillermo told him to turn him before he leaves so that both can be happy. Guillermo told him he’s ok with nandor going away as long as nandor turns him.)

Is so depressed and lonely and sad he almost committed vampire suicide

Is so depressed and lonely and sad that he joined a cult and another vampire took advantage of him sexually and emotionally. He also let them cut his hair and pull out his fangs every night. He starved for a whole month. He waited for guillermo or any of his housemates to come get him for a whole month.

Just wants people to love him but doesn’t know how. He makes mistakes but he just wants to be loved. And to belong.

Has been alive and alone and away from everyone he knew for so long he has forgotten his mother tongue.

He misses his horse so much.

You say he’s shit at hypnosis but he says you can’t hypnotize people to do things they don’t want to do. He cares about consent, in a weird way. (Nadja never asks about others’ consent when she turns them. She also thinks child exploitation is fun)

He tries to solve things through diplomacy

He cares about hygiene

He told nadja there should be more to life than violence and bloodshed. Nadja who always chooses violence and bloodshed screamed at him and mocked him.

He told nadja and laszlo he had missed them. They didn’t give a shit.

He brought his dead wives (or a version of them) to life because he thought they loved him. And he loved them. Neither case was true. He loved guillermo. (Guillermo loved someone else)

The reason why people think nandor’s a piece of shit:

He cloned guillermo’s freddie because he didn’t want to hurt guillermo by actually having a relationship with the real freddie (this coming from someone who sleeps with laszlo who’s in a very dedicated relationship with nadja.)

(He also offered his fake freddie to guillermo to make him happy. He let go of his fake freddie to make guillermo happy. He acknowledged that he might’ve hurt guillermo after all. He didn’t want to hurt guillermo.)

All i’m saying is , there is so much more to nandor than people keep labeling him as. He’s stupid but not just stupid. He’s not a piece of shit. He’s just been a monster for 7 centuries and has been a war criminal before that and is now trying so hard to have human feelings and compassion. He’s not perfect but show me a character on this show who is? And it’s all his imperfections that make him a lovable character.

[bloodorangebetch]

I want nandermo to get married and for guillermo to be the biggest bridezilla

[claudiatherelentless]

My favorite thing is that Derek has been trying to fuck Guillermo since the day they met and when he finally has his chance for a Homoerotic Vampire Turning that opens the door to him and Guillermo being together like in all the classic vampire stories Derek's awkwardness fucks it up all over again.

[orionsangel86]

You know all I'm saying is I'm gonna be keeping a close eye on season 5 of WWDITS now because I SWEAR TO GOD GUILLERMO if you even THINK IT I am COMING FOR YOU.

[fxnetworks]

poor little meow meow accidentally committing the most unspeakable vampire betrayal imaginable.

[killthekilljoy]

☀️ Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful? 🌙

[indigayghost]

Catholic guilty Guillermo volunteers at a food bank to make up the fact he killed one hundred homeless people in the last week (that he met at the food bank)

He's like "oh you don't have any family or friends and you feel like nobody would notice if you died that's so sad do you want to come to my house and take a hot shower?"

People start to notice some regulars disappeared and Guillermo is there like "the last time I saw him was when he left my house :( I told him to stay the night in but he said no.... Do you think there's a serial killer in the neighborhood?"

[peach-coke]

➤ Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities || 1.04 - The Outside October 26, 2022