#Prosciutto fairy

[poubellesouriante]

[animeyanderetalker]

Yandere: You look good in that hoodie.

S/O: You know where else I'd look good?

Yandere, zero hesitation: My bed.

S/O, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

What kinda yandere can you see do this? 😂

I basically browsed through some fandoms I write for quickly in my mind and wrote down whoever popped up in my mind first so I probably missed quite a few characters who could have gone on this list. I'd like to say that this answer can fit people on this list you may not expect to see here if we just change the tone of voice and the facial expressions they use whilst giving this answer. You may for example have the classic person who just teases you with that suggestive grin, loving the way they catch you off-guard with their more dirty-minded answer. You may have the simp who sputters the answer out without even fully thinking about it as their excitement gets the better of them. Maybe even someone whose answer catches you off-guard because you did not think they were that kind of person. The ones who say it so nonchalantly as if they have done this before or the ones who take this question dead serious without realising that you meant to tease them in the first place and bluntly give you an honest answer with a stoic expression. Those are all factors I calculated whilst choosing all those people. You may guess which person fits which option:

Naruto: Hidan, Itachi, Kakashi, Madara, Izuna

Black Butler: Sebastian, Grell, Edgar Redmond

Hunter x Hunter: Chrollo, Shalnark, Uvogin, Hisoka, Shaiapouf, Meruem

My Hero Acadamia: Dabi, Hawks, Toga, Denki

Diabolic Lovers: Shu, Laito, Kou, Shin

Haikyuu!!: Nishinoya, Tanaka, Ukai, Saiko, Kuroo, Oikawa, Kunimi, Futakuchi,Ushijima, Atsumu, Bokuto

Knb: Aomine, Kiae, Izuki, Takao, Imayoshi, Mibuchi, Hanamiya

Fairy Tail: Gajeel, Laxus, Loki, Cobra, Hibiki, Sting

Bungo Stray Dogs: Dazai, Yosano, Mori, Chuuya, Fitzgerald, Mark Twain

Assassination Classroom: Karma, Irina, Maehara, Ren, Gakushu

Seven Deadly Sins: Meliodas, Ban, Derieri, Moonspeet

Kny: Iguro, Rengoku, Tengen, Yushiro, Douma, Daki, Enmu

Jjba: Dio, Caesar, Joseph, DIO, Mariah, Rohan, Mista, Squalo & Tizzano, Risotto, Prosciutto, Melone, Jolyne, Ermes, Anasui,

One Piece: Sanji, Robin, Franky, Shanks, Kid, Ace

Marvel: Deadpool, Wolverine (as portrayed in the first 3 X-Men movies), Tony Stark, Loki, Peter Quill, Hawkeye, Havok, Quicksilver

[theclockworkkidart]

(JJBA Dungeon Meshi crossover) Full body versions of Melone and Prosciutto.

Melone: For colder, he has more clothing. He’s more focused on experiments and science than he is with exploring. The holster around his waist contains samples of different monsters and people. His bag contains his notebook, filled like any other scholar would. And also his doodles 😏. Fairies in DM are homunculi and he’s made plenty of them, to the point he can control and stylize their appearance. He’s made the fairies for others on the team.

Prosciutto is a more sophisticated elf and tries to have more sophisticated clothing. In his bag he carries supplies he needs and often time weapons. His fairy resembles him like most fairies and their owners.

And yeah I’m adding RisoProMelo to the AU-

[k-martins]

Hey I was just wondering if you had any itafushi fic recs!! :)

Fanfic recommendations from your ITFS fairy godmother!

Separated according to classification! R.N = Reader's note (me)

G

Indelible by Lyrebirdswrites +4k words || Oneshot || AU Tattoo artist! Megumi and Florist! Yuji || Marriage proposal || Fluffy, love and peace || R.N: For more fanfics that use the language of flowers

The Seasons Of Our Life by auspicious_goblin +1k words || Oneshot || AU - No curses || ITFS will end like this If Gege is not a loser || Fluffy and slice to life || R.N: YES!!! ITFS ELDERLY YES!!!!

You’re The Only Good Thing In My Life by renarizaki +2k words || Oneshot || Canonical divergence || Megumi helps Yuji dye his hair || fluffy, slice to life andhumor || R.N: The Manga would be funnier if Yuji actually dyed his hair pink.

T

Nobody Saves Me The Way You Do by GallifreyanFairytale +3k words || Oneshot || Canon compatible || Yuji gives Megumi a bath || Anguish mainly || R.N: I love how this writer describes Megs' scenes and feelings <3

No One Gets it Right on the First (Or Second) Try by j_jabbers +12k words || Oneshot || AU - No curses || ITFS and its failed encounters || 5 + 1, humor, fluffy and slice to life || R.N: I really like Yuji's POV where he is a failure in love.

Plant Kisses Like Seeds by Miah_Kat +4k words || Oneshot || Canon compatible || Yuji has survivor's guilt, good thing Megumi is around || Anguish and fluffy || R.N: This fanfic hits my weak points very hard. I'm passionate about body worship scenes.

And I've Been Tryin' Not To Feel It by hijinks_n_lowjinks +37k words || In Progress || Au - No curses/College || ITFS slowly (or not if you're Megumi) falling in love || Humor, slice to life, fluffy || R. N: God bless jinks for always making my day better with an update to this fanfic.

M

Can't Have It Both Ways by vivevoce +4k words || Oneshot || Canonical divergence || The ITFS meeting takes Todo through all the stages of grief || Humor, nonsense and fluffy? I think it's cute || R.N: This fanfic made me wish for fillers with the people of Tokyo and Kyoto coming together in a common goal - to destroy Todo's lack of sanity

It's a Goddamn Blaze In The Dark by prosciutto +13k words || Oneshot || AU - No curses/college || roommates, stranger>friends>lovers what more do you want? || humor, angst, fluffy || R.N: I really like how Megumi and Yuji are portrayed here. I feel like if we got a glimpse of their dynamic outside of the manga this would be it.

All The Bad Dreams That You Hide by lexouran +5k words || Oneshot (my tears)) || Au - Spiderman || Megumi receives a visit from her neighborhood friend || anguish, fluffy slight smut(?) || R.N: CAN YOU HEAR MY TEARS FROM YOUR HOUSE??? BECAUSE I CRY EVERY TIME I THINK THIS FANFIC HAS NO CONTINUATION!!

E

The Rabbit In the Moon by zillala +266k words || In Progress || Canonical divergence || Megumi finally confesses after Shibuya || Friends to lovers, angst, slice to life, humor, fluffy || R.N: The first itfs fanfic I read and I will never regret it. God bless this author and her huge chapters that were my vitamin on dark nights without the manga.

Futile Devices by jellyjully +25k words || Oneshot || Post-canon || Yuji is exiled from Japan for years until Megumi finds him || Slice to life, humor, anguish, fluffy || R.N: This fanfic gave me vibes of a studio ghigle film. I think it's the ambiance.

To Have And To Hold by terriana +15k words || In progress || Post-canon and Dynamics a/b/o || Yuji tries to woo Megumi, but his lover's shikigami wouldn't approve of the idea || Humor, anguish, fluffy, slice to life || R.N: This fic gets funnier when I think about the kung fu bunny from eps 17. No wonder Yuji was so broken LMAO (Please terriana, if you see this tell me what you have planned for Nue, I'm very curious )

Hope this helps! (ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

So I was thinking about La Squadra in the fantasy AU:

Risotto: some sort of underworld guardian/demigod a la Zagreus from the Hades game

Ghiaccio: Ice wizard

Melone: perhaps a shapeshifting trickster fae

Prosciutto: Dark elf/drow

Pesci: some kind of plant-creature maybe? (since he has the sprout-like hair)

Formaggio: A sort of tiny goblin even smaller than Tippy Tulip

Illuso: silver-scaled naga

Sorbet and Gelato: flower-ified into a pair of arctic poppies, but used to be forest fairies

Alright!! Sounds like a good idea 😎✨

[moominofthevalley]

Turpentine

While snowed in together, Trystan asks his friends a morbid question.

trystan thorne, emily rose, ruby webster, luke watanabe

teen | wc: 2.1k | cw: spoilers for book two, chapter fifteen, and talks of death

cfwc prompt: stuck in a snowstorm

Glistening fairy lights cornered all four walls of Luke and Ruby’s apartment, the yellow bulbs warming their hearth. Honeysuckle wine and a charcuterie board made by Emily were set on the table, crackers and prosciutto splattered across. The detective giggled, crossing her arms at Trystan’s creation. 

“You are such a showoff.” 

Trystan laughed as he set the main course on the dinner table. Steam slipped out of the honey-glazed duck, leaving their mouths watering. Roasted pears and plump blood sausages sat beside it, the heavenly aroma wafting around the air. 

“You know I live to boast.” 

“I think my dish is way better,” Luke beamed, setting his strawberry spongecake beside the duck. Ruby giggled, laying a batch of cookies on the table.

“It certainly looks amazing,” Ruby said, “I can’t wait to try it, honey.” 

“Ah, yes, but did you spend two days making it?” Trystan teased, pouring himself a glass of wine — a floral zest with a crisp aftertaste. Emily elbowed him, playfully furrowing her brows. 

“Anyways,” Ruby cleared her throat, “I’m so glad we’re finally home.” 

“Agreed,” Luke plopped a grape in his mouth, “I don’t think I can ever handle being in a room with every Thorne again.” 

Emily and Trystan shared an uneasy glance, silently unveiling mutual sorrow. Months have passed since their case in Trystan’s homeland, though the time spent there forever stained them. Emily’s mouth ran dry as Sebastyan and Vasili rushed through her mind. The dagger tight in Vasili’s chest, the petrified eyes of Sebastyan as he died at the hands of another Thorne. Two ghosts clinging on their shoulders. 

“It’s hard to believe our little stint in Drakovia is over,” Emily shook her head, “I wonder what our next big case is gonna be.” 

“No more cheating husband cases for you?” Ruby asked, her brow cocked amusingly. 

“As tempting as that sounds, I might need bigger fish to go after.” Trystan chuckled, splaying his hand on top of Emily’s. 

“Drakovia has spoiled her. Good luck getting her to take the common cases again.” 

“Do you think you’d ever look into…your dad’s murder?” Luke asked, almost nonchalantly. Ruby sent him a warning glance, lightly bumping his feet underneath the table. Trystan’s hands curled into Emily’s, solace in his eyes. 

Emily gulped. Each time she debated looking into Jimmy’s death, there were far too many holes, far too many questions, and not enough evidence. Distant memories of bickering with Uncle Tommy and Trystan struck her, and she cringed at how cruel she became. Desperately hungry to solve the only question she had left. She refused to let her and Trystan turn into a pair of tectonic plates – subtly rubbing against each other, then drifting away forever. To not catch the death of a relationship until it’s already rotting, staining every moment with resentment and twisted words. Even the slightest possibility of another heartbreak sent her spiraling. 

“I’ve…thought about it,” she frowned, “One day, though.” 

“One day.” 

The moment passed, and the Ginovesi crew - bar Mafalda - began their feast. They all vehemently agreed, to Luke’s dismay, that Trystan’s duck was the clear winner. Luke’s shortcake was no match for the savory and crisp flavors of the traditional Drakovian dinner. Though his cake appeared light and fluffy, it was dense and oddly sour. Ruby’s cookies and Emily’s board tied for second place, both sweet and made with love. A blend of cookies framed like snowflakes, snowmen, Snoopy in Santa hats, and candy canes bunched together on a plate. The charcuterie board was a splendid still life, adorning moondrop grapes, saltine crackers, and rosemary sprigs.

“Good God!” Emily groaned, swallowing a slice of Luke’s cake, “What the fuck did you put in this?” 

Luke’s eyes widened, “Do you not like strawberries?” 

“Try it yourself! I don’t even…” Emily spat out the remaining bits, nearly gagging. 

Reluctantly, Luke cut himself a small serving. Trystan and Ruby cackled as his face turned red, begrudgingly swallowing the cake. 

“Jesus!” Luke shivered, “Okay–I think I know what happened.” 

“What did you do?!”

“...I may have used salt instead of sugar.” 

“Oh my God!” Trystan slapped his knee, “You are a horrible baker!” 

“It-it’s not my fault!” Luke said, throwing his hands in the air. Ruby snickered, patting his shoulder. 

“Babe. You literally made the cake.” 

Rounds of laughs echoed through the kitchen; contentment and joy present on the soft New York night. Blissful moments fell around them as snow tumbled like raindrops, piling up minute by minute. 

* * * *

Standing by the window sill, Emily tracked the ebb and flow of snowfall. Faint Christmas tunes slipped through the window crack, presumably from the neighbor. She hummed delightedly, eyes shut. Moonlight burst into the room, dimly lit and warm despite the glowing chill from the glass before her. The swell of nearby saxophones and Earthly beauty brought her to ease. 

“Don’t tell the others, Detective, but your charcuterie board was my favorite,” Trystan grinned, sitting beside her. 

“Oh really?” Emily smirked, “Are you sure you’re not being biased?” 

“Hm,” Trystan gave her a so-so gesture, “Definitely not.” 

Cupping both sides of her face, Trystan’s pupils widened fondly. Emily turned slightly, kissing his palm. 

“Your hands still smell like garlic!” 

Trystan chuckled, sniffing his hand. Sure enough, the pungent odor attacked his nose. He shrugged it off, focused on the gruff detective. 

“I love you, my little moon!” 

“What the hell does that mean?” 

“I don’t know! You’re a bit…glum. And very short.” 

“I am 5’3, you tall shit!” Emily swatted his arm, “I would call you my ‘sun,’ but you’re more like a little dog.” 

“What? How?” 

“You follow me around all day. And listen to my orders – for the most part.” 

“Not to ruin the moment,” Luke announced as he pointed to his phone, “There’s a snow squall warning. It’ll clear up tomorrow morning, but you guys will have to stay the night.” 

“A sleepover!” Ruby squealed, “How fun! I’ll go get blankets so you two can sleep on the couch.” 

She disappeared into the hallway closet, hunting for the thickest blankets and pillows possible. Luke cocked an eyebrow, unamused as Trystan and Emily sat on the couch across from him. 

“So when you said you loved Ruby’s cookies you were lying?” He asked Trystan, crossing his arms in faux-anger. Trystan chuckled, unashamed. 

“I did love Ruby’s cookies – they were phenomenal. Much better than your shortcake anyway,” He teased, “Emily’s just happened to be my favorite.” 

“You two are literal children,” Emily snorted, “I–” 

Darkness surrounded them. The only light left was the waning candlelight on the kitchen table. Gusts of wind flickered from the cracked window, a biting chill creeping up on their skin. Concerned, Ruby poked her head out of the closet. 

“Hot-diggity-daffodil!” Luke slapped his knee, “I guess the power’s out, too.” 

“We can see that, Luke.”  Ruby returned with a bundle of blankets. The crew settled in the living room, the window now shut, bottles of wine and lively candles by the coffee table. An easy silence shrouded the room, with only the croaking rats in the walls and the crackling candles to distract them. They all sipped the remains of the honeysuckle wine, sweetness trickling down their throats like candle wax melting onto the table. 

“I have an idea,” Trystan cleared his throat, “It is a bit morbid, though.” 

“What is it?” Ruby asked, curious. 

“In Drakovia, we go around in circles asking certain…questions. Usually around New Year’s, but we’re in the middle of a snowstorm. It’s not like we have much else to do.”

“What type of questions?” 

Trystan sat still, contemplating. An eerieness in his eyes, a peculiar tenacity about him. He flinched at the briefest second, then shrugged. 

“If you were dying, how would you like to pass away? What would you like to have with you?” 

Silence surrounded them once more, their breaths slightly more tense and strained. Emily sat closer to Trystan instinctively, craning her head against his shoulder. The candles continued to wail, as Ruby cleared her throat with somberness in her eyes. 

“I think…if we ever got one,” She glanced at Luke, “I’d like to have a little cat in my lap. And Luke to hold my hand. And maybe a cup of tea, but only in that calico-print mug you got me for our anniversary.” 

Luke wiped tears from Ruby’s cheek, a rare solemness on his face. He grinned weakly, pressing a kiss on the side of her face. Ruby’s heart swayed in the lull air, her hand tight in his. 

“I need Ruby next to me, laying by me. And I want it all to be quiet,” Luke murmured, “I don’t want to be able to hear anything. But I want there to be a window. So I can look up at the sky. I don’t care if it’s day or night…that’s all I want.”

The candles remained lit, embers mute and growing frail. Warmth bloomed between them, huddling closer together. The moon climbed further into the night sky, its silvery rays illuminating the apartment. Trystan fiddled with his fingers, as Emily rubbed circles around his legs. It was like muscle memory. Rituals and silly minuscule traditions became more familiar to the two of them with each passing month. Chopping garlic cloves, peeling oranges, collecting ugly trinkets. 

“I’d want someone to play old Drakovian music…the songs my father showed me as a kid. And,” Trystan grinned at Emily, a smile so unabashedly bold and bare it nearly brought her to tears, “I want you to kiss my forehead. And rub my feet.” 

Emily pecked the top of his head, eyes burning as Diana’s kind words echoed in her mind. Trystan wiped away her tears, tenderness with every touch. 

She was familiar with death. A one-sided friendship, a shadow lurking behind her with every step she took. It offered no hope and no excuses. The only things bereavement brought were ghostly memories and pearls from the past rolling in her hand, daring to be dropped. Her fingers trembled, her mouth dry as she urged herself to go on. 

“I don’t want it to hurt,” Emily said finally, slightly panting, “Every single one of them died in pain. And alone. Sonja. Bethany. Nadja. Sebastyan. I don’t want it to be like that. I want to be ready. And...have Trystan next to me.”  

They all leaned against each other. The candles shined well into the night. Empty wine bottles scented the room, warm and heady. Emily shut her eyes, picturing herself as a sleeping child being carried to bed after a long drive home. Laughter through the walls, the ticking of a nearby clock, soft jazz slipping through the window, a kiss on her cheek. Perhaps it’d be good to her. Just a brief second and all that’d remain was a tombstone with her name. 

Emily unveiled her vision, the rest of her friends in tears. Trystan stroked her hair gently, still smiling. It was simple. It was clear. 

“All we want is everything we have,” He said, their faces inches apart, “And I’m the richest man in the world.” 

* * * * 

Ruby and Luke shut their bedroom door, Emily and Trystan now alone on the couch. With her legs in his lap, he rested a hand on her thigh, tracing lazy circles. The candles had long died out, leaving only moonbeams and constellations to light up the room. 

“Em?” Trystan whispered as Emily moved over to lie on his chest. She gazed into his argent eyes, exasperation clear on his face. 

“Mhm?” 

“Do you remember when I refused to go on that plane? All those months ago.” Emily snorted quietly, Trystan gliding his hands along her back. 

“Of course I do. I knew you weren’t going to.” 

“Do you remember what you said to me after that?” 

“Mhm. I told you there’s a reason partners and romance don’t mix well. That it’s trouble waiting to happen.” 

“And then I told you that I just so happen to like trouble.” 

They smirked, noses crinkled and eyes bagged. Trystan cupped Emily’s chin, palms still smeared with the scent of garlic. 

“I’m glad we’re partners.” 

“I am too.” 

* * * * A/N: Happy holidays, everyone! Thank you for reading this – I came up with this idea FOREVER AGO but was never able to execute it until now. I’ve always loved the idea of thinking of death, not as something to fear (though I still struggle with that), but rather as something that is just a little moment. That’s painful, and maybe not necessarily beautiful, but something that just happens organically. Like that one poem that’s like “I hope death is like being carried to your bedroom as a child.” I actually wrote a poem about that, if anyone would be interested in me posting it. Anyway – thank you again for reading!

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[industriallyinsecure]

Monster Boys are cool and all but imagine La Squadra with a monster s/o

Risotto with a zombie s/o who's constantly drawn to him and his blood because of how much iron is in it

Melone with an alien s/o who introduced him to their space technology

Illuso with a vampire s/o who he can't ever seem to find whenever he hides in his mirror world's

Pesci with a ghost s/o who quietly whispers words of encouragement to him whenever he's feeling down - he's the only one who can see them

— geji

Your MIND I could KISS IT GEJI

Prosciutto with a werewolf s/o that’s absolutely foaming at the mouth while he sits behind them like “they don’t bite. Hard.”

Formaggio and a fairy s/o and they have their own little house together

Hehe Ghia with a fire elemental/Phoenix s/o who’s actually very cool-headed and calm

I like the idea of a vamp s/o for Risotto for the exact reason you have but he’s like “babe you’re so iron deficient I’m worried about you”

[maggotcake]

Who is your fav okegom that you like and the one okegom character that you hate?

My fav is yonaka

And the one that I hate is dokugai

Mine is similar

My fav: Yonaka Kurai(obv), Pancetta, Imika Yuhjima, Tsubaki Utareduyoi, Luropoda, Mikotsu, Tsuribari, Reficul, Sin, Lzet, Shinya Kurai, Moge-ko, Moge-san, Uomi, Totsusa, Prosciutto fairy, Mikari Katagiri, Hakuchu, Poemi

The ones that I hate: Licorice (his adult version), Aounabara, Siralos, Dokugai

[nebulasbizarreadventure]

Okay so first of all thank you for the appreciation showed to my drawing, it really warmed my heart🫶🏻 but aside from that, I've read in your tags that you also have D&D headcanons for La Squadra. Care to share? 👀

Gladly! ❤️

Risotto: I think I have him put down in my notes as a Goliath, but he's a Soulknife Rogue! Prosciutto: School of Necromancy Wizard, just like your art :> Even beyond Grateful Dead's abilities, it's just a good vibe for him! High elf or half-elf with a high elf parent, I think Pesci: This one I still waffle back and forth on, but I like Battle Master Fighter for him! There's plenty of good arguments for other classes here, though, I think. Barbarian's one that one of my friend's suggested, I think you could argue Druid because of Thorn Whip... (I think I have him in my notes as a human but I'm not personally stuck on any particular idea there...) Formaggio: Fairy Druid! I don't have a particular Circle in mind for him, but Fairy is mostly because of the inherent Enlarge/Reduce. (And also because my friend and I thought it'd be funny) Melone: Battle Smith Artificer suits him best, I think! There's a joke to be made here about making him a Harengon, but I will not be committing that to text lmfao. I think I made him a half-elf in my notes, honestly. Illuso: College of Whispers Bard! He's a Fallen Aasimar (incidentally: he's not the only Vento character I'm imagining as a Fallen Aasimar--I've pictured Fugo as one, too!) Ghiaccio: He's a Tiefling! Specifically, Bloodline of Levistus. As far as class goes, there's two directions I default to-- either a Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer (silver or white dragon, naturally) or a Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk who favors cold damage. Sorbet and Gelato I don't have specific headcanons for here, but now that I'm thinking about it... I like the idea of one being an Inquisitive Rogue, and the other being a Ranger... maybe Hunter or Gloom Stalker?

[purplesurveys]

1822

What was the name of the main character in the last book you read? Kim Jiyoung.

Do you own a pair of Disney pajamas? Nope.

What are three of your favorite toppings for salads? Croutons...lots and lots of croutons. I also like chicken breast and raw tuna.

What was the last place you went out to eat? Today's itinerary was the exact same as last week's. We went to Mama Lou's again for lunch then made a quick stop at Blk 513 for froyo – or in my case, toppings with a deliberate request to lessen the yogurt because I actually don't like the yo part of froyo.

Do you have a lot of clutter in your home? A bit, but we're good at hiding them. We have drawers in each bedroom to keep said clutter and also have storage space under the stairs for the same purpose. We just like to keep certain things in case we might need them in the future.

What was the last pill you took? 💊 I took a Strepsils if that counts; but if it doesn't, I had a Biogesic a few months ago for a headache.

Are you happy with your current doctor? 👩‍⚕️ I don't have a regular doctor.

Is there a bottle of Benadryl in your medicine cabinet? As far as I know, no there isn't.

Do you take vitamins? I don't.

Does your hair need to be washed right now? It's a little dry as it usually gets after 12 hours, but I'll be washing it again tomorrow morning before work.

What was the last thing you ate? Fried chicken from McDonald's, with rice.

Do you prefer pizza or hot dogs? 🌭🍕 Pizza.

What is your favorite pizza topping? 🍕 Barbecue sauce and chicken. Or good ol mozzarella if we're going classic.

Is your dad a jerk? No. The older I get, the softer spot I have for him – and the more I understand him. It's been impossible for him to view him as a jerk.

What color are your fingernails painted? They're never painted.

Is anyone in your family currently in the military? Nope.

What was the last thing you bought at the dollar store? We don't have dollar stores, but the last I think I picked up at the closest equivalent store we have were some toys for the dogs.

Are prices of things going up where you live? Yes, inflation is very much felt. It wouldn't be as big of a problem if salaries/wages were adjusted accordingly, but that's not happening, and we're all just trying to play catch-up with the rising costs.

What color was the last carpet you sat on? Brown.

What is your favorite dog breed? Beagles, Samoyeds, and golden retrievers.

When was the last time you wore make-up? 💄 This morning. It was my usual minimal setup of concealer and BB cream (if the latter even counts?) because I don't even own anything else beyond those two + foundation.

What was the last thing you ordered at the last restaurant you went to? Risotto, pizza with prosciutto and mushrooms, truffle mac and cheese, mozzarella sticks. I also ordered an iced cappuccino which was never able to make it to our table, lol.

What was the last thing you wore that was pink? Probably a t-shirt. I don't own a lot of pink clothes.

Name three people you know, if any, that currently live in another country. Trina, Ysa, Pia.

Name three people you know who are from another country (and what countries?) My co-worker's husband is a foreigner but I still haven't been able to make out if he's from the States or somewhere in Europe lol; an aunt's husband is from Vietnam, and another aunt's husband is from New Zealand. I don't know a lot of non-Filipinos as I don't run into a lot of them.

What are your grandmas’ names? Eh, no thanks.

Have you ever heard of “fairy hair”? (It’s tinsel in the hair that gets put in permanently…it’s like tinsel highlights.) Just because of this survey that I think I've taken 3 times lol.

Have you found any gray hairs on your head? Some strands here and there, yes.

If applicable, how old were you when you found your first gray hair? I think I was around 11. They've showed up a handful times since throughout high school and college, but it's limited to individual strands.

Do you think you will dye your hair when it’s gone gray? I'm already dyeing my hair as it is, so this is definitely a possibility once the grey starts breaking out for good.

Do you have a sister-in-law? I guess I can say that now, yeah! I count Katrina as an SIL.

Do you have a brother-in-law? I don't.

When was the last time you went swimming? 👙☀️ Must be over a year ago. I haven't been to the beach much, save for a quick day trip last month – that was for work reasons though, and it wouldn't have been an appropriate time to swim in the beach.

Do you own a bikini? Sure.

What color is your bike, if you own one? I don't own one, because I can't ride a bicycle.

If you were a rockstar, what color guitar would you have? 🎸 Purple.

What are three places you’ve been on vacation that you’ve enjoyed? Bangkok, Sagada, San Felipe in Zambales.

Does your home have carpeted floors? No. We have a carpet in the living room but that's it.

What color was the last scarf you wore? I don't wear scarves. Closest thing is a shawl; last one I wore was red.

What was the last spicy thing you ate? Instant laksa.

Do you like sushi? 🍣 Very much; I'd never ever turn it down.

When was the last time you had sushi? 🍱 Last weekend.

Can you see a box from where you are sitting right now? Nopes.

Would you rather sing or dance? 🎤💃 Sing, but that's not to say I'm any good at either.

What color was the last sports bra you wore, if applicable? Black.

What is your nicest neighbor’s name? I can't remember her name anymore, but it was the househelp of a neighbor who helped me get a trike a year ago. We hadn't met each other until that point, but she was so so nice for taking the time to help me out and for even leading me to a street corner where I'd be more likely to hail one.

Would you rather have a personal chef or personal house cleaner? Chef.

Do you have any zits on your face right now? On my nose and left cheek :(

Do you wear glasses or contacts? I have glasses.

How many Britney Spears albums have you owned? I love Britney, but not enough to own her albums. I collected Beyoncé's instead and owned every CD/DVD up until Lemonade – the streaming era happened and as far as I know they also stopped releasing physical CDs here starting from Lemonade. :(

What was the first concert you went to? Paramore in 2013.

Do you like cheese? 🧀 Yeah, but not obsessed.

What are three of your favorite things to sprinkle cheese on top of? Pasta...and that's it really.

What are three of your favorite bakery items? Doughnuts, macarons, and chocolate chip cookies.

When was the last time you went to a bakery? 🧁 I don't get to go to them much! Last closest place was a Starbucks lmao, I must've visited one around two weeks ago.

Do you prefer coffee or chai? ☕️ Coffee.

Do you know what “chai” means? Yup.

What are three other names you like that start with the same letter as your name? Rachel, Ruthie, Rose/Rosie/Rosalie.

What are three creative hobbies you enjoy? I like painting, writing, and coloring.

Is there a bag or basket of yarn somewhere in your home? 🧶 Nopes. I stopped doing embroidery years ago.

Do you ever wear skirts? No. I quit skirts the moment I graduated high school.

Do you ever find it hard to live in a world where nobody cares? In certain situations where you feel it more, yeah. Like how the world will never stop for you in your grief.

Would you rather have a tattoo of a skull or a flower? Flower.

Have you ever had to take steroids? 💊 Nope.

What are three of the worst withdrawal effects or side effects you have experienced from a medication? 💊 Not a medication, but a vaccine – high fever and feeling like fucking glass. I don't think I moved for like 12 hours lmao.

What are three things you like about church? Nothing.

What are three things you dislike about church? Everything.

Does your town have a horse and carriage company? Nope.

Who are three of the biggest jerks you know? I don't know a lot of big jerks.

Have you ever met a Jason that you didn’t like? I don't think so.

Have you ever had a friend named Sarah? I have a workmate with the name but wouldn't consider her a friend.

Did you go to school with a Suzy? No.

What was the name of the person who bullied you the most in high school? I wasn't bullied in high school but my biggest ones were everyone who gave me shit for my name and short hair and called me a boy as a kid. As a four year old it just felt like the whole world teaming up to gang up on me, and I thought everything was meant to be that way. I didn't know anything back then, so I naturally thought well maybe I deserved to be bullied like that? Maybe that's just how the world works? Lol it had long-term effects on my confidence and in the way I'd deal with people that I, really, was only able to rectify once I got out of school.

Do you know someone named Matthew? I know a few people with that name but none of them go by Matthew.

…Mark? I don't think so.

….Luke? Yes.

….John? Loads. John is an extremely common first name but it's the kind of name that's rarely used, same as Maria. Most Johns I know go by their second name.

Have you ever been friends with an Ashley? Nope.

….an Emily? No.

….a Jessica? I haven't.

….a David? I know a David but do not consider them a friend.

Have you ever dated a Matthew? Nope.

Who was the last person you remember hanging up on you? It's been a while, so can't really remember. Maybe my mom.

How’s your heart? Are you wounded? 💔 She's a little tired and confused but she tries to fight.

What was the last type of pie you ate? I never have pie.

Are you happy today? Little bit, yeah.

What time did you wake up this morning? 12 AM because I needed to report to a work event by 2 AM.

And last but not least, did you enjoy this survey? Sure!

[olivinesea]

21 - something you’ve kept since childhood?

40 - Did you have any snacks today?

21. Childhood mementos

I am a sappy sucker so I probably have quite a few things. Lots of books for sure. Someone gave me a deck of fairy oracle cards that I like to pull out for fun every once in awhile. Like tarot but not the regular lineup. I love looking at the illustrations.

40. Snacks

Listen, I am snack queen. My day is only just getting started and I have indeed had several snacks. I love to snack. I live to snack. Snack trumps meal for me every time.

Some snacks I’ve had recently: dried seaweed, chocolate baton cookies, popcorn, pretzel sticks, prosciutto, a slice of sourdough bread by itself (is this a snack, idk), cherries…

Thank you :)

[jellyluchi]

ok new plan, make Prosciutto an ugly looking critter fairy thingy and Foca a really pretty traditional fairy thingy and watch this one movie and base their fairy AU out of that [focagrin]

[strawby-fields]

For clarification in my silly halloween au:

Bruno is a Demon

Abbacchio is a deep sea horror (think cthulu or whatever)

Fugo is a Dragon

Narancia is a Black Cat

Mista is a Fairy (yes he IS little. And he does sparkle)

Giorno is a Vampire

Trish is a Sea Monster

Risotto is a patchwork Zombie (like frankensteins monster)

Formaggio is a Pirate (yarrr. Hes a regular human lol)

Illuso is a poltergeist

Prosciutto is a Spider monster

Pesci is a Swamp Monster (though he is very fishy, like Trish)

Melone is a Mad scientist

Ghiaccio is a Werewolf

Gelato is a Scarecrow

And Sorbet is a Witch!

[liketwoswansinbalance]

A Random list of your favorite things??

Books

Language in general

Dated words (attonce, hereupon, thence, hither, hitherto, ere, erstwhile, anon, wight, redoubted, etc.)

Poetry

Comic strips

Symbolism and motifs

Irony

Double meaning and loaded sentences

Literary analysis

Windy weather

Earrings and rings

Really salty foods (prosciutto, chorizo, french fries, muenster cheese, manchego, olives, sardines)

Knights, especially when they are upon their horses, flying their colors

Closed endings/cadences in music, 3/4 time signatures, staccato, orchestral swells

Evenings

The concepts of Standard Operating Procedures (SOPs) and the scientific method

Germanic fairy tales

When Death is personified in stories

When the devil is outwitted (one of the best tropes ever!)

Art Deco

Gilded or damascened things, including frames, mirrors, weapons, etc.

Polished surfaces

Ink

Rapiers (or espadas roperas)

Gothic/Medieval/Renaissance art and architecture

Psychology—consciousness, abnormal psychology, a little Freud and Jung

Fate intervening in fictional contexts

Birds

Italics

Monologuing

Theatricality and perversity (I'm usually keen to watch it go on in the context of fictional plots.)

[chubbyboymkt]

Showcase brunch spots that offer creative and unique menu items that you won't find elsewhere in Perth.

Hey, brunch enthusiasts! If you're on the hunt for the best brunch spots in Perth that serve up creative and one-of-a-kind menu items, your taste buds are in for a treat. Perth's brunch scene is teeming with hidden gems that offer a culinary adventure like no other. Let's embark on a delectable journey to discover these unique and irresistible dishes that you won't find elsewhere.

1. The Breakfast Nook: For the Sweet Tooths 🍰

📍 Location: 123 Morning Avenue, Perth, WA 🌐 Website: The Breakfast Nook

Imagine indulging in fluffy pancakes topped with house-made lavender-infused honey and edible flower petals. The Breakfast Nook takes brunch to a whole new level with their Lavender Bliss Pancakes. They're as beautiful as they are delicious, making every bite a sensory experience.

2. Sunflower Cafe: A Vegan Delight 🌻

📍 Location: 456 Sunny Street, Perth, WA 🌐 Website: Sunflower Cafe

For the health-conscious foodies and vegans, Sunflower Cafe presents their masterpiece: the Rainbow Veggie Stack. Layers of vibrant, organic vegetables, avocado, and plant-based cheese are stacked high, creating a visually stunning and delectable tower of goodness. It's a brunch that's as good for your Instagram feed as it is for your body.

3. Chubby Boy: Where Flavor and Creativity Collide! 🎨

📍 Location: Beaufort Street, Perth, WA 🌐 Website: Chubby Boy

Chubby Boy is not just a cafe; it's a culinary adventure. Their menu is a testament to creativity in the kitchen, offering dishes like the "Savory Symphony" – a medley of poached eggs, prosciutto-wrapped asparagus, and truffle hollandaise on a bed of crispy potato rosti. Each bite is a harmonious blend of flavors that dance on your palate.

4. The Green Haven: Nature's Bounty 🌿

📍 Location: 789 Organic Lane, Perth, WA 🌐 Website: The Green Haven

The Green Haven's Avocado Artistry is a brunch masterpiece. A perfectly ripe avocado is sculpted into a delicate rose and served with a zesty citrus salad, quinoa, and a drizzle of balsamic glaze. It's a refreshing and Instagram-worthy dish that celebrates the beauty of nature's bounty.

5. Morning Muse Cafe: Brunch with a Twist 🎭

📍 Location: 101 Artistic Avenue, Perth, WA 🌐 Website: Morning Muse Cafe

Morning Muse Cafe combines brunch with theater. Their "Drama Queen's Delight" features a pancake stack crowned with edible glitter and fairy floss, creating a whimsical and theatrical brunch experience that's perfect for the young at heart.

So, whether you're craving the sweet, savory, vegan, or artistic, Perth's brunch scene has something unique to offer at every corner. Make your way to these extraordinary brunch spots, and let your taste buds savor the extraordinary! 🌟🍽️ #BestBrunchSpotsInPerth #ChubbyBoyCafe #BrunchDelights

[mitchamsocialuser]

Pizza with a View: The Best Wood Fired Pizza Restaurants in Melbourne with Outdoor Seating

There’s nothing quite like enjoying a delicious wood fired pizza while taking in the stunning views of Melbourne. Fortunately, there are plenty of restaurants in the city that offer both amazing pizza and outdoor seating. Here are some of the best wood fired pizza restaurants in Melbourne where you can enjoy a slice with a view.

Ladro TAP, Prahran

Located on Greville Street in Prahran, Ladro TAP is a popular spot for wood fired pizza and craft beer. The restaurant features a spacious outdoor area with plenty of seating and a lively atmosphere. Some of the standout pizzas on the menu include the mushroom, fior di latte, thyme and truffle oil pizza, and the spicy salami, fior di latte, tomato, and oregano pizza.

400 Gradi, Brunswick East

Voted the world’s best pizza in 2014, 400 Gradi is a must-visit destination for pizza lovers. The Brunswick East location features a rooftop terrace with stunning views of the city skyline, making it the perfect spot to enjoy a pizza and a cocktail. The margherita pizza is a classic choice, but the restaurant also offers plenty of creative options like the lobster and mozzarella pizza and the truffle and mushroom pizza.

Pizza Farro, Northcote

Pizza Farro in Northcote is a popular destination for wood fired pizza and Italian cuisine. The outdoor seating area is cozy and inviting, with plenty of shade to keep you comfortable on hot summer days. The menu features classic pizzas like the margherita and the capricciosa, as well as unique options like the pumpkin, feta, and spinach pizza and the prosciutto, pear, and gorgonzola pizza.

Lazerpig, Collingwood

Lazerpig is a quirky and unique pizza restaurant located in Collingwood. The outdoor seating area is decorated with colorful graffiti and features plenty of space for groups. The menu is equally creative, with options like the spicy chicken and corn pizza and the vegan meatball pizza. Be sure to save room for the Nutella and banana pizza for dessert!

DOC Pizzeria, Carlton

Located in Carlton, DOC Pizzeria is a cozy and rustic restaurant with a focus on traditional Neapolitan pizza. The outdoor seating area is small but charming, with plenty of greenery and fairy lights to set the mood. The menu features classic pizzas like the margherita and the prosciutto and rocket pizza, as well as unique options like the potato, gorgonzola, and rosemary pizza.

Kaprica, Carlton

Another great option in Carlton is Kaprica, a casual restaurant with a relaxed atmosphere. The outdoor seating area is perfect for people-watching and soaking up the sunshine. The menu features a variety of creative pizzas like the roasted pumpkin and feta pizza and the smoked salmon and dill pizza, as well as classic options like the margherita and the capricciosa.

Queen Margaret Pizza, North Melbourne

Named after the queen who inspired the creation of the margherita pizza, Queen Margaret Pizza is a popular destination for wood fired pizza in North Melbourne. The outdoor seating area is spacious and airy, with plenty of shade to keep you cool. The menu features classic pizzas like the margherita and the capricciosa, as well as more unique options like the zucchini, fior di latte, and mint pizza.

Gradi Crown, Southbank

For a truly unique pizza experience, head to Gradi Crown in Southbank. The restaurant features an impressive wood fired pizza oven imported from Naples, as well as stunning views of the Yarra River and the city skyline. The menu includes a variety of classic and modern pizza options, all made with high-quality ingredients and cooked to perfection in the wood-fired oven. Some of the standout pizzas include the Margherita, made with San Marzano tomatoes, fior di latte mozzarella, basil, and extra virgin olive oil, and the Calabrese, topped with fior di latte mozzarella, spicy salami, fresh chili, and olives. In addition to pizza, the menu also features a range of Italian-inspired dishes, including pasta, seafood, and antipasti. With its stunning location, delicious food, and warm and welcoming atmosphere, Gradi Crown is a must-visit for any pizza lover in Melbourne.