sometimes I'm so sad my fav artists on twitter don't have a tumblr. pls come to tumblr... let me archive your gorgeous art here. forever ):
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I've decided, I'm going to pretend that Immortality is a work in progress and that MAYBE we are getting it in five years.
I don't care about the news, the rumours, and whatnot. I'M NOT GOING TO LET THEM PLAY WITH MY FEELINGS.
FIVE YEARS!!!
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harry styles to lads lads lads: best form of revenge no qs asked now go
niall horan: telling them your girlfriend has better hair than them
niall horan: yes offense
harry styles: if youre just gonna lie why bother
louis tomlinson: find the one thing they intrinsically link to their self esteem to n build ur life around systematically destroying it
liam payne: giv em detergent and tell thrm is coke
louis tomlinson: wait y u askin here zee would probably have some gr8 ones
niall horan: yeah i know for a fact that she moves my bookmarks when she’s upset with me so she’d be great for this
harry styles: im never prepared for her answers tbh
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The band au that no one asked for comprised entirely out of text messages and too many Hozier references … now has a follow up. A text fic about starving artists no longer starving, caricature characters and too many 3am messages. Might actually go ahead and make this a trilogy and then stop writing text fics forever so take a gander maybe.
i’d wanna be felled by you (held by you)
ain’t it like thunder under earth (the way it sounds)
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love finding blogs following me who MIGHT be bots but also might NOT be bots so i gotta play the fun game of-
"Is It a Robot or is it just a Redditor/Twitter User?"
-and i swear everytime i lose
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This week, while I was reading about the Portuguese succession crisis of 1580, I came across these two paragraphs that briefly mention the Portuguese Crown Jewels:
- realizes that she’s never seen the crown jewels before and turns to Wikipedia -
- scrolls down until she sees this -
- loses her mind and immediately pictures this -
“Ned, dude, why are you so cold and stingy...” (╥_╥)
Background photo taken from here.
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i like to think that i’ve moved on from a lot of my past struggles and like i’m not really able to be fucked with by them anymore, but then it hits me at the most inopportune times that i miss my old friend group like a knife wound. because i think the worst feeling in the world is knowing that you fucked something up and you’re not able to fix it.
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