OKAY, I’VE NEVER DONE THIS SHIT BEFORE SO LET’S JUST GET THIS BULGE GRATINGLY AWKWARD INTRODUCTION POST OUT OF THE WAY
AS THE AUTHOR OF BASICALLY YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE (YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT, BY THE WAY), I’VE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO MAKE A BLOG TO INFORM YOU ALL HOW FUCKING STONE COLD MORONIC YOU ALL ARE.
AND ALSO TO ANSWER QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE TOO, I GUESS.
MOSTLY, IT’S THE FORMER.
BECAUSE I’VE WITNESSED BASICALLY YOUR SPECIES’ ENTIRE TIMELINE, FROM THE PITIFUL BEGINNINGS TO ITS PATHETIC TERMINATION, AND LET ME TELL YOU
IT’S FAR FROM MIND BLOWING.
IT’S MORE AKIN TO WATCHING A SLOWLY DEFLATING BALLOON LET OUT ONE LAST, DISMAL BURST OF FLATULENCE, AS IT FINALLY SETTLES INTO ITS TRUE FORM
THE THING IT WAS ALWAYS DESTINED TO BE
A SAD, FLOPPY SCRAP OF RUBBER ON THE GROUND.
WHERE WAS I GOING WITH THIS?
SHIT RIGHT, THE ASK BLOG.
SINCE I SEEM TO HARBOR AN UNSHAKEABLE LOATHING FOR MYSELF AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO OTHER THAN SLOWLY DIE ON THIS ROCK, I FIGURED I WOULD DEIGN TO ANSWER WHATEVER QUESTIONS YOU SHITHEADS MIGHT HAVE FOR ME
BECAUSE I’M ESSENTIALLY TAKING UP THE REIGNS AS NOT ONLY YOUR GOD BUT ALSO SOMEWHAT OF AN EXPERT ON ALL OF YOUR DEEPLY ROOTED FLAWS AND FAILINGS AS A SPECIES.
AND IF YOU’RE NOT A HUMAN...
I DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ACTUALLY, GO NUTS. SEND ME AN ASK ANYWAY.
ASIDE FROM DISHING OUT WELL-DESERVED FUCK YOUS, I CAN ALSO BESTOW MY FRANKLY SUPERIOR OPINIONS ON CINEMA AND GIVE ADVICE ON QUADRANTS, SINCE I’M ALSO A FUCKING SAVANT AT ROMANCE.
AND UH... YEAH.
DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT WITH THIS, I DON’T CARE.
H4H4H4H4H4 K4RK4T, OH MY GOD, YOUR3 4CTU4LLY M4K1NG TH4T BLOG??
SHUT THE FUCK UP TEREZI! YOU’RE HEREBY BANNED FROM EVER SHOWING YOUR SHITEATING GRIN ON MY BLOG.
SUUUR333
L1K3 TH4TLL STOP M3 >;]
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU- AGH!
H3Y LOS3RS! YOU SHOULD TOT4LLY SUBM1T 4SKS FOR M3 4ND US OTH3R TROLLS TOO
S1NC3 W3 4R3 4LL *CL34RLY* MOR3 1NT3R3ST1NG TH4N NUBBY HORN3D K4RK4T
Hey! She has good a point. :::)
I Think I Am Good
FUCK OFF!
*NONE* OF YOU OBNOXIOUS SHITHEADS ARE ALLOWED ON MY BLOG! DON’T ACTUALLY SEND ASKS FOR THEM, *PLEASE*.
WELL, YOU’RE NOT OBNOXIOUS KANAYA. YOU CAN MAKE SOME GUEST APPEARANCES IF YOU’D LIKE.
I Believe I Made Myself Clear On My State Of Contentment In Not Being Involved Whatsoever
But I Suppose I Wouldnt Mind Showing Up A Couple Times
ANYWAY, I’D LIKE TO REITERATE
THIS IS *MY* BLOG. NOT A SPACE TO PLATFORM PUTRID JACKASSES AND THEIR GOD-BARFING REPUGNANT OPINIONS.
K4RK4T! 1F TH4TS TH3 C4S3 TH3N WHY 4R3 YOU T4LK1NG?
FJKLSFDRGJLK;DFGRO;IUJ D RIOUG
FUCK YOU, INTRODUCTORY POST OVER.
48 notes
·
View notes
ASH ILY! What would 'for want of a neil' be about? (@stabbyfoxandrew) (you don't have to answer today i know wipw is your busy day)
OH AERIE YOU KNOW I'M WEAK AGAINST PEOPLE ASKING ME ABOUT MY DUMB THOUGHTS ILY2.
It is 90% pun at the moment but the main thought right now is an Andrew going through the events of the Trilogy kind knowing what happened the 1st time but for some reason....Neil isn't there.
He knows Neil is supposed to be there.
So it's Andrew chasing the ghost of Neil, trying to find him, did he dream him all up, was Neil Josten just a beautiful pipe dream? But he keeps finding evidence that Neil exists. It feels like Neil is smoke in his fingers, he can almost see him, catches wisps of his scent, but when he reaches out Neil isn't solid enough to grasp.
So he keeps searching and things change around him because Neil Josten isn't there. Some good and some bad but it's hard to feel good about any of it when Neil isn't there.
There's also the concerning gap in memory before he found himself looking down at some new recruit who wasn't the boy he wanted to burn the world down for.
67 notes
·
View notes
One of my favorite things about the A route in Book 3, as a wannabe car guy, is imagining the face a car guy Detective makes as A casually reveals to them what's probably at LEAST a quarter-of-a-million-dollar mint condition car
27 notes
·
View notes