#RIP Caesar
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3eyedbibliophile · 1 year ago
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So imagine you're Caesar, chilling in heaven, and for the next 300 years, you grow frustrated at the fact that apes and humans can't get along, apes are killing one another, and you have this guy using your name and waving his dick around thinking he's all that and tainting your message and values. Then one day, you see a male ape and female human develop a (not-so) romantic relationship and honestly, you're clinging to any straws you've got so that you can finally rest in fucking peace.
Caeser: Apes and humans fight, Proximus is a dick, and ya'll are killing one another. CAN'T I GET ONE DAMN THING?!?!
Noa & Mae: *smile shyly at each other*
Caesar:
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Maurice:
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spork-guitar · 1 year ago
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happy ides of march 🫡
throwback to when I saw it in rome last year:
normal guys having a normal time wow. nothing suspicious to see here
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oh god caesar look out
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oh no he's down. hope no one else stabs him that would sure be unlucky
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ah fuck sorry dude
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rip caesar
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lucius-in-the-walls · 1 year ago
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Merry Tumblrmas everybody
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nipuni · 3 months ago
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It's my birthday!! I've made it to 35 years old 🥰
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wlwdiego · 10 months ago
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more stuff !
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bakerstreet-and-beyond · 5 months ago
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One of the first Fallout NV TikToks I saved last year and now one of the last videos I actually watched in the app // Never Break the Chain // Batzfilms //
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fitzyames · 16 days ago
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I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER
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papakhan · 10 months ago
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"He was no monster, I see that now. He was a man. And a man can die, just as any other."
Based on that one painting
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dogsblogsstuff · 3 months ago
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HAPPY IDES OF MARCH!!
MAKE SURE TO STAB A DICTATOR!!
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white-boy-of-the-year · 3 months ago
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today's such a nice day to be a white boy! would be a shame if someone... organized a plot to assassinate me 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️
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windor-truffle · 5 months ago
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some memes in celebration of tales of graces remaster 💜
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anglicanaformata · 2 months ago
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Calligraphy takes forever 😌😌
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vardaaa · 3 months ago
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Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years. Happy Ides of March everyone.
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hangingoffence · 2 years ago
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half-hearted try at gradient layers
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wormturned · 1 year ago
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It's a beautiful fifteenth of March, and you are a horrible senator
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gayforsphaghettios · 9 months ago
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Yeah alright what comedic timing is this
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