#Rob Plays Fallout 4

[anon-188]

mini series: wicked games 🥀 — pt. 1

pairing: AJ x f!reader

series summary: it was supposed to be simple. no feelings. no fallout. but when tempers flare and lines blur, simple turns dangerous fast. because AJ plays just as dirty outside the bedroom as he does in it—and you? you’re not afraid to match him move for move.

chapter warnings: explicit sexual content (18+), criminal themes, suggestive language, sexual tension, smoking, light alcohol use, implied heist content, explicit language, sex (public setting), soft dom!AJ.

⟢ wicked games 🥀: part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | epilogue

You joined Gordon’s crew a little over a year ago. At first, you were just a bartender at Jake’s bar—second hand to Lili, his sharp-tongued fiancée who ran things behind the counter while Jake handled the floor. You worked fast, kept quiet, and didn’t ask how the bar stayed afloat when the cash flow didn’t exactly match the customer count.

Still, you got close. Pouring drinks turned into shared smirks, nods from the crew, the kind of glances that said you were getting in—slowly, but surely.

And then one night changed everything.

It started as a joke. A stupid, drunken dare from Jesse—Jake’s younger brother, all charm and recklessness. You’d been working the bar as usual when he leaned over and bet he could out-pickpocket you before last call. Said it loud enough to draw a laugh from the others, like it was a game, like you were just the cute bartender who didn’t know the difference between a distraction and a clean lift.

So you played along.

At the end of the night, Jesse dumped his haul on the table of the upstairs lounge—wallets, watches, a gold lighter still warm from someone’s pocket. He looked proud, sure of himself. Until you matched him item for item. Then passed him. Then kept going.

The laughter died fast.

“Are you sure you didn’t rob the whole place blind? Holy shit,” Jesse said, half-laughing, patting himself down like he expected to find you’d taken something off him.

You just smiled. Said nothing.

Gordon had leaned forward then, studying you with that calm, unreadable expression he wore when something interested him. “Where’d you learn to take like that?” he asked.

You shrugged. “I’ve always been good at getting in and out of places—taking shit without anyone ever noticing.”

He didn’t say much after that. Just nodded once, sat back in his seat, and slid a drink across the table to you.

The next night looked the same—same bar, same crew, same music thudding low through the walls. But something was off. You felt it the second you walked in. The way their eyes lingered. The way conversations dipped when you passed. Maybe it was nothing.

Either way—they were paying attention now.

After an hour, you figured you’d fucked up. Crossed some unspoken line with your little stunt the night before. Maybe they didn’t appreciate being shown up by the bartender who was supposed to pour their drinks and mind her business. 

The pressure started to climb, wrapping tight around your chest. It got a point where you just couldn’t take it anymore. You slipped out and made your way upstairs to the rooftop. You needed to breathe. Think. To prepare some sorry-ass speech for Jake in case you were actually about to get fired.

You pushed the rooftop door open harder than you meant to, caught in your own head. But before you could make it through, the door caught on something—well, someone—and a low, amused voice cut through your spiraling.

“Easy there.”

You froze. Then he stepped out from behind the door.

AJ.

Smirk already in place, like you’d walked straight into something private. “You tryin’ to take me out with the door, or was that an accident?” he asked—teasing, light. But the look in his eyes? That was all heat.

You stammered out a half-apology, something weak about not knowing anyone was up here, already turning to leave.

“You always that easily deterred?” he called out after you.

If it had come from anyone else, you would’ve snapped. Told them to fuck off. That you weren’t in the mood for whatever they were trying to do. But coming from him? It felt different. It was a challenge, yes, but there was something inviting beneath it too. Like he was speaking a language your nerves already knew. One that whispered, turn around.

And so you did.

You followed him out fully, the door falling shut behind you as you stepped toward the rooftop's railing. He didn’t say anything at first. Just gave you one long look—one that dragged over your body in a way that was too obvious to miss and too smooth to call out—then turned toward the view.

After a moment of shared silence, AJ reached into the pocket of his jacket and pulled out a cigarette. The click of the lighter broke the quiet, followed by the soft crackle as the flame caught.

Then he turned, shifting his weight to lean back against the railing. Smoke curled lazily from his lips as he looked at you. “You smoke?”

You gave a half-smile, one shoulder lifting. “Does socially count?”

He laughed, the sound low and easy, before blowing out another hazy cloud. “Any reason counts in my book,” he said, slipping the pack from his pocket again and flicking it open. “Besides, you look like you could use one.”

You arched a brow at that as you reached for the box.

“Sounds like you’re accusing me of something.”

He shrugged, another breath drifting out before a smirk carved its way across his mouth. “Am I wrong?”

“What,” you said, cigarette now balanced between your fingers, a slow smile tugging at your lips. “Hoping I’ll tell you all my secrets now?”

He chuckled, plucking his lighter from his jacket. “Booze makes you spill your secrets,” he said, the cigarette still between his lips. “Cigarettes help you keep ‘em.”

The smirk was still there when he stepped in close, flicking the lighter to life. The flame danced just inches from your mouth as you leaned forward. His eyes locked on yours, and for a second—just one—everything else blurred. Still, there was a tightness in your chest that had nothing to do with the inhale. A pull that burned hotter than the flame between you.

He stepped back once the cigarette caught, resuming his place against the railing.

But his eyes never left you. Not even when you met his gaze once, then again—each time expecting him to look away, give you some space to breathe. He didn’t. There was no shame in it, no subtlety. Just that cocky, smug stare like he knew exactly what he was doing and had no intention of stopping.

The longer he watched you, the more it echoed the way you’d felt all night—watched. Studied. Like you were a puzzle they were all trying to figure out.

You didn’t know why you said it. Maybe to break the silence, maybe to snap his gaze off you for even a second. Maybe because the question had been clawing at you since the moment you stepped behind the bar tonight.

“Is Jake firing me?” you asked, flicking the ash from the end of your cigarette like it would ground you.

AJ shifted slightly, cigarette hanging from his lips, nearly burned down. “What?”

“Is Jake firing me?” you repeated. “Is that why you’re all watching me so closely tonight?”

He took one last drag from his cigarette, the ember flaring briefly before he dropped it to the ground and crushed it beneath his shoe.

“No,” he said, chuckling deep and smooth. “Jake’s not firing you.”

The smoke trailed from his lips with the words, slow and easy, like the whole question hadn’t meant much to him at all. But it meant something to you. And he knew it.

You looked at him, waiting—hoping he’d keep going, explain what the hell had been happening all night.

AJ glanced toward the skyline, then back at you. “Gordon’s vetting you,” he said casually, like he wasn’t dropping a grenade into the conversation. “Thinks you’d be a good addition to the crew.”

You blinked, stunned into stillness. Yeah, he’d answered you—but it only left you with more questions. Questions that piled on fast.

“You’re observant. That’s good,” he said, nodding once as he pushed off the railing, standing straight. “Works in your favor.”

Your mouth parted, the next question already forming on your tongue.

“And you’re not afraid to ask questions,” he added, smirking like he’d read your mind. “Also good.”

Then, just like that, he moved toward the door.

“I’ll see you inside.”

That was all you got. No follow-up. No explanation. For the next few days, no one said anything, yet the weight of their attention never lifted. You did your best to act normal, cracking jokes with Jesse, helping Lili more than usual, even when Jake stepped behind the bar himself. 

Gordon kept his distance, same as always. A nod. A glance. Nothing more. But John? He started talking more. Asking deeper questions like he was peeling something back. Casual at first—until one night, he leaned in and asked if you’d ever been to jail.

You laughed. Nervously.

Then stopped when you realized John wasn’t joking.

“No. Sorry. No, I haven’t,” you said, clearing your throat—suddenly unsure if that was the right answer.

Across the room, you caught AJ’s gaze—cigar in hand, leaned back in his chair with his legs spread just enough to make you notice. He watched you with that same stupid smirk tugging at his mouth. But his eyes? They didn’t just look. They lingered. Like he was already undressing the moment in his head. Like he was waiting for something—and you were starting to think it might be you.

By the end of the week, Gordon approached you himself. His voice calm—yet heavier than you’d ever heard it. Said more in that one moment than he had since the day you met. Offered you a spot. No fluff. No pitch. Just an invitation.

Jake filled in the rest.

Heists.

Which, at its core, was just fancy talk for robbing banks.

“We’re takers,” Gordon said, voice low as he poured another glass of whiskey. “It’s what we do. We take.” He raised the glass slightly, a wordless toast, before downing it.

And suddenly, everything made sense. The money. The quiet conversations. The way the crew moved like shadows that never got caught.

John laid it out—how your skills could elevate the game. How someone like you gave them an edge. And you listened, every part of you torn between logic and adrenaline.

This was real. Dangerous. Big money.

And God, it was irresistible.

So you said yes. You joined the crew and you became a taker.

It was what you expected—late nights, big scores, even bigger celebrations. You got used to it fast. The thrill, the adrenaline. The silence in the car before it all went down, the roar of tires after. Clean getaways. Full pockets. It was good.

You got even closer with the crew—how it always goes when people start doing dangerous shit together. You and Jesse traded lazy insults. John actually started trusting you. Even Gordon’s nods started to mean something more, like a subtle sign of respect. 

But then there was AJ. Every conversation with him felt like a test you weren’t supposed to pass—but you kept passing anyway.

Like the late nights at the bar when most of the crew had cleared out. You two sitting alone, a drink in his hand and blueprints sprawled out on the table. He claimed he needed someone to bounce ideas off of. That was his line. His excuse. And conveniently, it was always you.

You told yourself it was nothing. Chalked it up to too many hours staring at the same maps. Too much whiskey. Not enough sleep. But the truth was, he didn’t need you to bounce shit off of—he was one of the sharpest minds in the room. You knew it. He knew it.

So one night, you called him out.

It was late. Quiet. Just the two of you upstairs again. And you asked—half teasing, half serious—how the hell he managed to plan all the other heists before you joined the crew if he needed help so badly.

AJ didn’t answer right away. He just smiled, that slow, dangerous kind of smile. Hummed a little under his breath. And you noticed the way his jaw ticked, just once, just enough to show something beneath the surface that he didn’t let out.

But before he could answer, Jesse came stumbling up the stairs, saying something about shots and asking where his bottle of tequila had gone. And just like that, AJ dropped it. Turned back to the table like nothing happened, a little quieter than before. A little more focused.

Still, the look—the one that felt like a silent dare—didn’t disappear. Not that night or the nights that followed. You felt it more often than you should’ve, the weight of it, the way it curled deep in your stomach every time his eyes raked over you just a little too slow.

And that was the thing with AJ. He always got what he wanted. Easily. 

You’d seen it for yourself—night after night. Him and John moved like they owned every room they stepped into. Women clung to them like gravity didn’t apply—like proximity alone might earn them something. Half the time, they didn’t even have to come downstairs. The women waited, lined up like they knew the rules, like being chosen was some kind of privilege.

Which had you wondering… did you misread him?

The way he looked at you. The way he always picked you to run plans with. The tension that came in waves but never quite broke. Maybe it was all in your head. A dangerous mix of proximity and ego. Maybe you were just letting the lines blur because it was easier than admitting you wanted him to cross them.

Until—

One night—after another smooth heist, another high you hadn’t quite come down from—you found yourself back on the rooftop with AJ. Same as always. A cigarette passed between you. Both of you shoulder to shoulder, leaning against the railing like nothing was brewing beneath the surface.

You talked, but barely. Just the usual bullshit. Tight smiles. Shared looks. Enough silence to say more than your words ever did. But this time? This time, something shifted in you. You were over it.

Over the heat simmering in your body every time his arm brushed yours. Over the way he looked at you. Over the questions you kept asking yourself about him, about this, about why the tension never snapped.

So you said it. You told him to cut the shit.

That caught his attention—fast.

But he didn’t argue. Didn’t deny it. Just gave a slow nod, like he’d been waiting for you to say it first. Then he took another long drag from the cigarette.

So you went further. Baited him, just to see if he’d finally bite.

“You guys call yourselves takers. So if there’s something you want from me, why aren’t you taking it?”

That one got him.

He chuckled—low, rough—and flicked the cigarette down to the rooftop, grounding it out with his shoe. The sound was sharp, final. 

But when his eyes met yours again, everything in your stomach turned—not from nerves, but from the shift. Something unspoken finally clicked into place. And it was heavier than you expected.

“You calling me out?” he murmured, taking a slow step forward. One hand gripped the railing beside you, the other landing on the opposite side as he caged you in, chest inches from yours.

His mouth dipped closer, voice dropping.

“Again?”

“I’m just saying,” you said, holding his stare. “You’ve been playing this game for a while.”

His smile turned into something else then—slower, lazier, more dangerous, like he wasn’t expecting you to say that but liked it anyway.

“Don’t act like I’ve been playing by myself.”

“Yeah,” you murmured, tilting your head as your mouth curved into something just shy of a challenge. “But at least I can be honest about it.”

His gaze dropped to your lips, then slid back to your eyes. “You want me to be honest?” he said, the tension in his voice undeniable.

Still, you met him without flinching. “If it’s not too hard for you.”

AJ nodded once—slow, deliberate. His jaw flexed, the muscle ticking like he was holding something back. Then his lips twitched, not quite a smile—more like a warning.

“I’ve been thinking about fucking you since day one,” he said, rough and unrepentant.

The words hit low—hard. Your breath caught, but you didn’t back down. Not even a little.

“And now?” you asked, hands traveling over his chest—slow, teasing—and headed straight for his belt.

He let out a quiet laugh—more breath than sound.

“Now I’m done thinking,” he said. His fingers wrapped around your wrist, holding you there. “But I don’t do feelings. No strings. No questions after.”

His eyes flicked to yours—hot, unwavering.

“Just you. Me. And whatever the fuck we feel like doing to each other.”

Then he leaned in, his lips ghosting over your neck. “What do you think about that?” 

You paused before answering. “I think you talk too much.” 

A hum slipped from him—half amusement, half something darker. But then his voice came again, drier now, more direct.

“I’m serious. I don’t do relationships.”

You knew that. Everyone did. If you were being honest, you weren’t even sure he slept with the same woman twice. Never heard him speak about any of them after.

“I heard you, AJ,” you said, and your hand slipped lower—just far enough to get your message across.

And he received it. Answered with his mouth crashing into yours, hands grabbing your face before sliding down—your waist, your ass—dragging you into him. The railing bit into your back hard. His body pressed tight to yours, grinding against you through layers that felt like too much between you.

You didn’t even know what you thought would happen. All you knew was that one second he was kissing you, and the next—

He had you bent over the railing. 

His hands were on your hips, your dress shoved up, panties already pushed aside—palms flat against the metal as you braced yourself. His mouth was at your ear, both of you muttering how it had to be quick, had to be quiet before someone came upstairs.

The condom wrapper barely registered over the sound of the wind rushing past your ears. You felt his hand steady your waist as he lined himself up.

And when he thrust in—deep, sudden, unapologetic—your mouth dropped open around a moan you couldn’t stop. His groan came right after, low and guttural, forehead pressed to the back of your neck like he couldn’t believe it either.

Neither of you expected the other to feel this good.

And that? That was more dangerous than any job either of you had ever pulled off.

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[emmettkane]

Nameless Raiders Suck (In RPGS)

You know the ones I’m talking about, the random guys in a game that only exist for you to smash, stab, and shoot. “Raider”, “Marauder”, “Psycho”, “Bandit”. Who are they? Why are they here? What do they want? What do they have to do with the story?

The answer is ‘nothing’ most of the time, but why?

I like video games, particularly role-playing games and, if we want to get specific, CRPGS: Fallout, The Elder Scrolls, Rogue Trader, and other notable inclusions. To start though, I want to hone in on Fallout 3 and 4. I’ve played every entry in the series outside of one (shudders), and there is a specific issue that Bethesda just can’t seem to escape: The Nameless Raider.

The Problem

They just litter the place! Guys with no names and an endless supply of bad Halloween decorations! They shoot on sight and do all sorts of unspecified crimes when you aren't looking, so it's okay if you kill them!

“It’s a first person shooter, you need guys to shoot!” I hear you cry. Of course you do! Radioactive wildlife, feral ghouls, and malfunctioning robots all serve as suitable, ethically unambiguous targets. Other people, though?

The problem isn’t that it’s impossible for people to turn to irrational violence, but that Bethesda’s Fallout assumes that they will, and in massive numbers! It’s myopic: humans are no better than monsters, waiting for the slightest chance to break the shackles of civilization and visit sick torture on anyone stupid enough to step outside. They all do it in exactly the same way too, for some reason. It is a world fundamentally afraid of strangers and one uninterested in exploring what actually causes violence, or how to actually stop it.

Some people are evil.

Killing them is the solution.

That doesn’t just open a moral can-of-worms that Bethesda prevents the player from meaningfully interacting with, it also serves as a grand and embarrassing series of missed opportunities!

See, there'd be nothing wrong with this if these games weren't sandbox RPGs, where the goal is to create a believable and interesting world to get lost in.

Why don’t the raiders form proper gangs with names and recognizable cultures? That could really make the setting feel put together! Why don’t they try to rob people through intimidation, rather than jumping straight to murder? What a neat idea for an encounter! Could some of them offer their services as bodyguards or mercenaries? I bet a well-heeled, unscrupulous player character would enjoy having a couple genuine goons at their beck and call.

This problem is persistent in Bethesda titles (Skyrim’s bandits and Starfield’s space pirates), but also in other CRPGs. The Outer Worlds tries to make something of its unnamed marauders in the “Peril on Gorgon” DLC, but even the non-marauder ‘outlaws’ riddling the base game are decidedly lacking in purpose and definition.

The Why

Why do this? If it’s such a great opportunity, why do studios continuously manufacture unnecessarily sentient target dummies?

As simply as I can tell? It’s cheaper, it’s quicker, and it’s what the average player has come to expect. That is to say: most people will ignore it. That’s not good enough for me though, I think they can do better.

The Solution

Bethesda isn’t the only game in town when it comes to sandbox CRPGs, and some studios really work to justify their baddies!

Rogue Trader’s ‘Anver’ gang slots well into the ecosystem of their home station, Footfall, and the chaos cultists you fight throughout the game tend to be involved in larger plots, serving the strategies of your vile enemies (or allies, you filthy heretic).

The Great Khans of Fallout: New Vegas are united by a hatred of the NCR and a kick-ass biker aesthetic. The convicts in Primm are a splinter faction of the better-organized Powder Gangers, and even the small groups in the south, the Jackals and Vipers, are given gang names and spawn within defined territories.

Wasteland 3 delivers a cavalcade of bandit factions of varying sizes and complexities, but they are all named and granted a defined culture: The Dorseys, Los Payasos, The Gippers, The Godfishers, and more.

The How

That's a lot of examples, but how do they do it? There are many factors when it comes to defining a raider faction in a CRPG. Let's examine one in detail:

Fallout New Vegas, The Fiends.

Just to the west of Vegas proper live a group called The Fiends: too poor for the strip, too violent for Freeside, and too wild for The NCR. These dispossessed stragglers have clung together under a small number of tough, cold-hearted, and downright cruel leaders. Strength is power, and the only way for the members of this group to survive is to exercise that power by robbing travelers, stealing what they can, and killing what they can't. This is their uniting purpose, their shared history.

They fashion armor roughly out of whatever they can find, mostly old fabric, scraps of metal, and rubber. The aesthetic is unified by a cow-skull on the helm of each warrior meant to signify their brutality and indicate their belonging in the group. This is their uniting appearance.

Their fortresses are repurposed from the old world and decrepit, ill maintained. you won't find a fiend outside of their stronghold of vault 13 and a handful of outposts, plus the regions surrounding. This is their defined territory.

Combining these factors, (faction purpose, aesthetic, and territory) it becomes clear to a player when they are fighting fiends and when they aren't. Their crimes are known, their sins are tallied. Quests which take aim at The Fiends are unique from quests centered on other outlaw factions, and this clarity makes contact with The Fiends special. Crucially, this attention has been paid to every outlaw faction in the game, and you get a unique encounter no matter who you're fighting.

The end result is a world that lives and breathes. Even if you choose to play as a righteous justiciar who puts down marauder scum on-sight, never interfacing with these groups except at the barrel of a rifle, the subtle differences give weight to that decision. After all, who cares how callous or vengeful your character is when your targets are just that? Targets.

So What?

That's just it! Games like these, sandbox RPGs, thrive on having worlds you can fall into! The bigger story matters, the style is important, but the details are what create that sensation. Raiders can just be targets, most players won't consciously notice the wasted potential, but imagine if they weren't. Imagine getting out-played because you didn't realize you were up against a more elite gang, or winning out because you did your research and came prepared.

Imagine pitting two tougher groups against one another so that you could pick through the wreckage, or joining a weak gang to build it up into a real powerhouse. Imagine softening one group into upstanding mercenaries, or smashing them and driving them from their territory.

Imagine what these groups could be like, and then imagine making them that way.

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[newvegascowboy]

I'm also a lifelong fallout fan. I have fond memories of playing Fallout 3 and New Vegas with my brother, taking turns with the Xbox controller, but I do wish bethesda had kept up with the themes of the original games. There are some critiques happening with Rob-co and Vault-tec, etc, and how they hurt people, but Fallout 4 in particular was very "AMERICA FUCK YEAH" which is just not what fallout is.

If I were to direct it, I would have changed so much of it tbh.

Speaking of fallout being gay, how much queer representation do the games actually have? Because I can't think of any off the top of my head. It's been years since I've played any of them tho

I relate to that a lot! My first exposure to the fandom was watching my brother play 3 when i was a kid. Then I played it myself as a teen in prep for 4, which came out right after my birthday. Fo4 is probably the only game i have 1000+ hours in, so all my critique comes from a place of genuine love.

And to answer your question: not a lot. I can think of 4 character in fnv: Arcade Gannon, Major Knight, Corporal Betsy, and Jimmy, the former legion slave. I guess if we're being generous, that Legionary as well and Cass, considering her one controversial voice line. Not counting the courier, because the bisexual perks are totally optional.

Im not counting any of the fo4 companions as queer. I dont think a character being playersexual is bad ir problematic, but i also dont consider it canonical representation. None of them ever mention having a past same sex lover, and the only lovers ever mentioned are opposite sex, in the case of Maccready, Deacon, Nick, (and i dont want to list all the fridged wives). You could view Danse's relationship with Cutler as being homoerotic, and i headcanon that as well, but there is no textual evidence to base that analysis. Again, not counting the sosu because all queer relationships are optional, and you can go through the whole game without running into anything overtly queer. I guess there are a few unnamed couples in settlements (county crossing and oberland station) that are implied to be queer, but again. Nothing overt.

Not to mention, KLEO's "Im a woman baby" and Deacon being a woman are played for jokes, so. I think Beck in 76 is nonbinary and uses they/them (yayy fellow nonbinary) but i dont know much about 76 to say for sure. I guess that's progress.

[kayden-valcourt]

🤘🏻Introduction!🤘🏻

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Warning: Flashing/blinking gifs This is my introduction + rules for requests!

Sup, my name is Kayden and I am a guitarist, metalhead, programmer, Skater, and artist!

I am 16 years old plus a professional Gemini!!

If you wanna join me and my friends' server use the link below!

I mainly chill and draw all day, or sleep all day, or talk to people all day, or look at the wall all day, it truly just depends on the day man. I love talking to people too, so don't be shy to talk to me because I'm always looking for new people to talk to and be friends with!! also here is my Carrd https://bivh.carrd.co

I love to listen to music, if you can't tell. I am especially fans of nu metal, black metal, heavy metal, glam metal/hair bands, hard rock, alternative rock, punk rock, and classic rock! Iron Maiden, Korn, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Murderdolls, Nine Inch Nails, and Slipknot are my current favorites!

I also love to play my guitar, it's an Epiphone SG Special, cherry red color. I love to play and it's one of my few hobbies!

I'm super into learning about and collecting photos of my favorite bands/band members, I especially am into Joey Jordison as of right now. I have over 100 photos of him and I think my favorite pictures of him are ones taken during his time in Murderdolls.

I'm also an artist, more of a cartoonist. Digital art is my thing, I am shit when it comes to painting, sculpting, sewing, using charcoal, and anything else like that. Cartooning has been my thing since I was 12 and I plan to continue with it since I haven't stopped. I also have characters and write stories and lore for them, I plan to work on a comic when I get my art style down and have the time. I also do requests!! rules for requests:

Nothing 18+ (nudity and sexual) this includes any fetish or kink material, I probably won't draw heavy gore for requests just because it might make me a little uncomfortable to draw that for someone else, I also won't draw animals/pets/"feral" characters (I just don't have the skills for that yet).

But I can draw characters from a show, your ocs, honestly anything.

I have the right to decline/ignore your request, these are free and I do them on my own time, thank you!!!!

I also love playing video games, specifically Minecraft, Fallout 4, Skyrim, Gmod, and TF2. I also have Pesterquest + Hiveswap which I read sometimes.

I'm also in some fandoms, gee imagine that. I like Breaking Bad, a lot actually, I also like Homestuck (Pesterquest and the canon comic), Fallout 4, old Disney Movies (Aristocats, Lady and the Tramp, 101 Dalmatians, Bambi, etc), Suicide Squad, Evil, Beavis and Butthead, Rick and Morty, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Bojack Horseman, Beastars, Q*bert, Disenchantment, and others. Sollux is literally me IRL, idk how some asshole stole my identity and turned it into a character but they did and somehow got away with it.

I'm always open to talk to new people plus make friend, I'm actually hella lonely and need better people in my life! Thanks for reading!!

[asklittlepip]

Things have certainly happened, and normally I woulda commented on yesterday being "Fallout Day", or more specifically, the date on which the Great War happened, though it isn't exactly 2077 yet. But a whole buncha family health drama happened I don't want to get into, so that dulled the week for me. And then you've got what's happening overseas as I alluded to with the last post, as well as a certain criminal who still roams free..

Ugh. I just wanna play videogames and talk about stupid nerdy stuff that only affects those into that! We live in an age of technology and social progress, yet there continues to exist those who'd drag us back into the darkness, bereft of freedom and innovation. A somehow even more fucked up dystopia where the machines steal creative jobs and the humans do the manual labor, instead of the reverse..

And on that note, stop calling it "AI" generated. It's automated theft! These are just algorithims that are assembling pieces of things they copied from others. They aren't creating it out of anything they didn't steal. Nobody taught these things how to paint, or proper techniques on artistry. And while everybody is inspired by something, if you just start lifting others' work, without permission or payment, that is unacceptable.. so why make excuses for this being ok?

I'm not saying the technology is completely without merit (unlike, say, NFTs, which are utterly pointless and fortunately, continue to fail). A good "AI" art tool could be used by an actual creator to, say, correct seams in textures on a 3D model, or to add more randomness to a repeating surface in a game. But in those cases, it's not really intelligent, is it? It's simply another thing you click in [art program of your choice], that isn't scouring the Internet to rob others of their career or even their OCs.

As for voice-based "AI", which, again, I hate the use of that term since it.. isn't.. more like a VI, really.. there's a small number of uses that aren't wrong. Remember how Stephen Russell recorded a few hundred names for Fallout 4, so that Codsworth could address the player properly? Then had to be called back to the studio for even more, and it still barely scratched the surface of common names, let alone silly ones? That's an application I can see vocal algorithims doing their work in, without impacting the career of actors; it could dynamically construct names based on player input, and respond appropriately.

This is where a computer could actually do it better, because the idea that you're going to get a human to speak tens of thousands of names, all in the correct cadence and presentation, and also store all that.. is absurd. Or using this knowledge to improve text-to-speech programs for the disabled. But when you're having the machine do their actual line readings for them in movies or games, or you're making yet another stupid Youtube video / mod that's having them say absurd or even offensive things.. yeah, no. Stop. Just stop.

Anyways, just some random thoughts, as it were. Hope you're all doing well and continue to DO good, too!

[rattofatto0]

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(Looks wayyy better on goth rave settings)

⋆₊ ♱-I’m Bella (she/her) 16 years old! ✮₊⊹☠︎︎

.𖥔 ݁ ˖-Goth (been goth for maybe 2 years?)♱☾

✩₊ ⁺✧-Autism, adhd, anxiety TRIPLE AAA! ⋆₊ ♱

✮₊⊹Literally got onto tumblr cause my friend said it’s cool so hope it’s fun here let’s be friends gang :P.𖥔 ݁ ˖

Also into Hellenic paganism (Aphrodite, Artemis and Athena)

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Music 

Tv gir(lSAW THEMM LIVEEE), Hot freaks, the front bottoms, Mitski, The cure, Dazey and thescouts MrCaffery,Jack Stauber, Offsprings, ROAR, Kittie, Ayesha Erotica, Rob Zombie Gorillaz, Destroy boys, soki yue, millionaires, artic monekys, Scary bitches!!, Alex g, Adrianne Lenker,Car seat Headrest, Radiohead Kittie! Big theif, Bauhus, Strawberry switchblade, specimen, Christan death, joy divsions, type o negative, depeche uhhh bauhaus, London after midnight, aliens sex friend, lebannon hanover, and violent femmes, xmal deutchchalans, mephisto walz also musicals! 

GAMES I PLAY

Minecraft, sims 4, and Wytchwood, Pumkin panic,Little Nightmares,little big planet, fnaf, Stardew Valley,, Planet zoo, Fallout, Alice in madness!! At home alone final the game, The last of us! Life is strange! 

Things I’m into rn!

Scott pilgrim! lacey flash games, outhwashing, Planet zoo, Fallout, Alice in madness!! Jurassic park, french revolution! At home alone final the game, The last of us! Life is strange, monster high, A lot of analog horrors, films of all type I have a letterboxd! Beetlejuice and many other musicals! A BIG hyperfixtion on animials of all types especially exctint animials! Cryptids!! 

Hobbies!

Analysing movies, collecting small trinkets like feathers and bottle tabs (fallout watch out >:3 )Drying flowers, Also I’m into witchcraft and paganism! Also, I enjoy collecting polercin dolls while op shopping! Cooking and baking, sewing,thrifting, knitting/op shopping, coding,crotcheting,collecting bones, diy+crafts, Pinnin bugs, fashion! I’m into plenty of crafts as if it’s made already I think I can make it again T^T 

Tv show- films! (Letterboxd-RattoFatto)

But I'm a cheerleader!,my little pony! Lisa Frankstein, creep 1 and 2, pearl, Chicago,mlp,sonic boom splice!  ANY TIM BURTON FILM! 28 DAYS LATER,! Dr House :3 ,Vhs,baby reindeer, Scott pilgrim,Fallout, Arcanee uhhh sweet tooth,Super bad duhh and also project x Really any horror movies!! Adventure time,  I Am Not Okay With This And yellow jackets, end of the f**king world, Jurassic park so fucking excited for rebirth! FOUND FOOTAGE YES. 

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[caribouv]

BEST OF 2024

For 2023 being so boring for media, 2024 ruled.

ALBUM

Caribou - Honey

Mannequin Pussy - I Got Heaven

SONG

Anything from the above two albums. It's very likely Mannequin Pussy - Loud Bark, but it could be any song from either.

RECORD / COVER

fabric presents Rødhåd (DJ Mix) [Mixed]. All of them. From the start to finish this thing is a delight to my brain cells.

SET/MIX

Qrion - Anjunadeep 491

Mannequin Pussy - KEXP 2024

Rebecca Black - Boiler Room

All of Rob Jenkins - AMBIENT TECHNO || ## mixes were great

The Get Up Kids - KEXP

Glixen - Audiotree

MOVIE

Civil War. Everyone mistakenly thinks this is a war movie instead of a very deep movie about war journalists. Even with that in mind, the final ~30-minutes is arguably the best action I've ever seen in a movie ever.

I Saw The TV Glow (super close second. FUCKING close second. it'll probably go up to first place with enough time, but right now it's second for the mere fact that Civil War has better repeat value and no other reason.)

LONGLEGS

Anora

A Quiet Place: Day One. I really hated the glaring plot hole and plot armor, but I can't stop thinking about underlying themes. Also Eddie Munson is back baby! He's going to be in that upcoming Warfare movie by Alex Garland too.

Late Night With the Devil

Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

The 4:30 Movie

I'm wildly behind on my 2024 watchlist: Nosferatu, War of the Rohirrim, Conclave, The Outrun, A Different Man, All We Imagine as Light, Frankie Freako, The Substance, His Three Duaghters, Blink Twice, Didi, MaXXXine, Kinds of Kindness, I Used to Be Funny, Ghostlight, Sacramento, Am I OK?, Live Lies Bleedings, Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World…. There's so much more on my list but I'm getting bored typing them all out.

TV SHOW

House of the Dragon s2. It's strange to me how much better it was over s1. All the characters finally being mature and making realm-altering decisions contributed to it, as much some of the dumb unbelievable dragon fight scenes almost ruined it. Not about CGI, more about tactics and decisions, but whatever the dialogue rules and old Game of Thrones is finally back.

White Lotus

In no order at all: Fallout, Shogun, Teacup, From, Hysteria!, Sweetpea, Arcane s2.

I haven't watched Vox s3 yet and that's probably going to be easy #1 when I do. I also watched a bunch of shitty reality TV this year. Like… a lot.

ACTOR

Maika Monroe or Mikey Madison easily. Although EVERYONE in Civil War was phenomenal.

VIDEO GAME

WOW Season of Discovery. I quit playing around May because it was too good and I needed to focus on other things. The absolute best interation of shaman and best class I've ever played in any MMO ever. Troll shaman is my alter ego.

Dead by Daylight. Again and again this game is perfect to me.

HackNet was a fairly good gem of a find this year. All the muscle memory of DOS commands still there from me being a little ass 7 year old playing on my Dad's computer is insane to me.

BOOK

Blacktongue Thief. Daughters' War. Christopher Buehlman is a personal hero for having written these books.

Josh Ambercrome - First Law Trilogy. The most grimdark book I have ever read and will probably ever read. This is one of the best examples of using the point-of-view of a character to get you to generally like them or relate to them… but then you step back and think and say no no no these people are fucking ALL awful what the fuck? Even though it was a delight to read these people are ALL generally awful.

The Wringer. Young adult or kids book, but a friend said it was her favorite book so hell with it it's only a 4-5 hour read easy enough. Such great themes of peer pressure from friends, parents, and society. Push against it to do what's right. Standing up for yourself and your morales. Learning who your real and true friends are. Using the pigeons for an analogy of racism or prejudice. What a great book.

King of the Wylds. It's a medieval fantasy book about a bunch of old ass has-been adventurers who come out of retirement to go on a quest to save one of their warrior-daughters who bit off more than she could chew. It's simeoultaneous super funny and very deep. The sequel was fucking awful and we don't discuss that.

Orconomics Trilogy. I enjoyed the constant medieval fantasy analogies to various financial collapses since the 1900s with dumb medieval investments. "If we all invest in the dragon's horde what happens when we actually get it and discover it can't possible pay us what it's worth." Just one speculative bubble after another. If he writes a 4th book it's going to be about crypto-crash and the Tesla bubble popping.

Looking back on this year I read A LOT of books. Finished WOT, Red Rising series, Stephen King Fairy Tale, Stephen King Talisman, Dean K Intensity, Ms. Frisby and the Rats of Nimh, The Catcher in the Rye, The Lesser Dead, Between Two Fires, Those Across the River, King's Dark Tidings (didn't finish, fucking trash), Cleat Cute (didn't finish, was porn), Dungeon Crawler Carl, and Stephen King's It (didn't finish, too fucking violent).

ATHLETE

Trinity Rodman is arguably the coolest zoomer ever, but Alyssa Naeher. Fucking easily. https://x.com/NBCOlympics/status/1822317111701631197 [one-handed save final minutes Olympics 2024 v. Brazil.]

PERSON

I don't want to say.

FOOD

Spicy Potato Tacos. Easily. I ate my body weight x20 in these things.

Indian food is always the best forever the best, but it feels like a cheat code to keep listing it year after year no matter how true it is.

TRIP

July camping at Sly Park. 104-106 degrees for the whole trip so I floated in an inner-tube the entire time while drinking PBRs. I'm a very simple person with very simple desires.

MOMENT

This is nerdy as all hell, but fuck it I don't care. I was top-50 shaman player in the world out of like 180,000+ players and I'm bragging to every cute girl at the bar about it forever.

BIGGEST LETDOWN

Houdini. I miss that little fucker so much and everytime I think about him I instantly cry.

Idiot Kamala Harris. I've written about it endlessly and fuck it I'll do it again. Fuck her and fuck the Democrats for trying to carve out an electorate / split the Republicans with the Republicans. Fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her.

//

Theme of the year: Get high on drugs and say stupid shit.

Goals for 2025: Break the theme of 2024. Also more nonfiction books, bike rides, and give these filthpig rats back to my mom. I'd like to honestly and earnestly just figure out a bunch of my shit.

[desperatefunproductions]

Oh. Hello.

After some time I have decided that the best thing to do with my creative works is to slob them together in a big pile. And I call that pile Desperate Fun Entertainment. The name comes from a line in the Tall Dwarfs song "Lowlands":

Smiling through / desperate fun

And, as you've guessed from the photo above, I'm intending to monetise my efforts.

So: what's on offer?

MUSIC!!

From electronic dancy (Cranky Rabbit), to lo-fi chancy (Rob C), to ambient whatever the hell that is (invisibl nudist), I got it. And not only as digital downloads, but you can buy CDs with zines attached. Or zines with CDs attached. It's all rather confusing really.

ZINES!!

If you don't know what a zine is, it's a fanmade, very small press, often homemade publication. Whether it's about serious political issues, cooking, shipping fictional characters, music, or something else that has you all passionate about it, you can knock up a zine and hawk it to your fellow interested parties.

My zines are full of poems, prose, and pictures, and more to come for Wellington Zinefest 2025. And where can you order them from, likely to be printed off bespoke and especially for YOU?

STREAMING!!

I stream games on a fairly regular basis, health permitting, and plan on streaming music as well in Second Life. (That's a post of its own!)

Currently I stream three times a week, Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays from 7-9pm NZT, playing Satisfactory and Fallout London.

Since Twitch's embedding doesn't effing work, click here: https://www.twitch.tv/cranky_rabbit/

And then there's the MEG-4 fantasy console. I will be blogging about this as I work out how to sort the basics out, then reconstructing the basic, classic games and putting them on Newgrounds. Because why the fnurk not.

So - I'll be keeping you up to date here. Don't say I didn't warn you.

[night-city-valentines]

Starfield Review (finally)

So, my desire to build a spaceship and fly around shooting shit finally outweighed my annoyance at Todd Howard, and I've finished the main story of Starfield.

For some context, I played Starfield Day One. I had a character who I grew pretty attached to, and was planning on seeing everything the game had to offer. Then the game decided my save was busted.

I was so pissed, it took from about a week from Starfield's launch to a couple of days ago for me to even consider starting anew. But that's what I did.

And now, I can safely say that Starfield is a solid 7/10. Maybe a 6 if I'm feeling harsh.

The gameplay itself is, like, whatever. If you've played Fallout 4, it's kinda like that but without VATS. Sometimes (rarely) you'll be in low-gravity areas. Spaceship combat is, honestly, where I have to give the game credit. It doesn't reinvent the wheel, and it isn't some simulator. To quote Roddney Toddney Howard, it just works. It's fun to do spaceship dogfights!

What ISN'T fun is a billion loading screens.

Unlike, say, No Man's Sky, space travel is not seamless. There's a cutscene to take off, a cutscene to fly between planets, a cutscene to LAND on a planet. The spaceship feels needless half of the time, and the game really does not put you in enough ship combat segments for my liking. I do like building ships, but even that is hampered by you needing to hop between ports to browse all the parts - which, I remind you, involves about 3 or 4 loading screens.

Onto the characters and stories, yknow the meat and potatoes of an RPG (which Starfield claims to be). When they were revealed as the main group of the game, I saw Constellation and went "Oh god, they're gonna make you be a goody-two shoes". I was half-right. You CAN be a murderous space vandal, but then you have to deal with literally EVERY character in Constellation hating your guts. Fine, I like characters that have a moral code. The problem is that A, how the hell do literally ALL of them hate space pirates, and B, the game contradicts itself! When you first meet her, Sarah Morgan basically says "do what you want, as long as you don't get us into trouble, hell some of us are ex-cons", and then ALSO has a line later on in the story where she implies she has sympathy for Spacers and pirates. Barrett, the only tolerable Constellation member, is not only an ex-smuggler, but briefly befriends a pirate captain holding him hostage, as the two realise they aren't so different. BOTH of these characters IMMEDIATELY get angry with you (not a description of emotion, that is a state within the game) the moment you do piracy near them, or choose to side with the Crimson Fleet (we'll get to that).

The game front-loads itself with interesting ideas, mechanics, and concepts, but then either doesn't expand them, or forgets they existed.

"But V, why would a pirate-aligned person work with a group of explorers?" Uh, money?? Because in the United Sta- I mean Colonies, criminal =/= bad person? Have a character be like "yea I rob people, and I'm like mostly hunting artifacts to maybe make some money, but also I keep my pirate buddies off of our backs and would share the take with Constellation". Boom, I thought of that in 30 seconds, but you're telling me an army of professional writers didn't consider it?

I joked a second ago, but the UC really is just 'what if America but space'. The Freestar Collective is also 'what if america but space', but closer to 'what if wild west but space' with the way things are run. There's also House Varu'un who're religious zealots but, like anything interesting, they have very little screentime outside of a story mission and a faction mission. The whole morality of the game feels very...Suburban Liberal. Again, context here, I am a leftist, so this isn't a wOkE bAd thing.

The game is also...strange when it comes to WHO you get to know. In the MSQ, you have missions with all members of Constellation except one - Noel. Arguably, Matteo, Andreja, and Vlad only get half a mission. Reminder, these are meant to be your MAIN companions. Sure you speak to them during quests, but outside of that its up to you whether you interact with them. Not that you'd want to, they're all fairly...nothing. Except Barrett.

Then, you look at the Crimson Fleet. During their faction quests, you don't often do much mission-ing with them, but you DO get to know them much better than Constellation. The big choice you make in that quest line is whether you help them get a fuckton of cash, or betray them to UC (who you got forced Into working for). Everything about the setup, missions, and just how well you get to know the Fleet, leaves me thinking that you're MEANT to side with the Fleet, but as I said earlier, all of your Constellation-mates will be LIVID.

The main story itself is just...whatever. They set up the quest to find the Artifacts as some kind of 'who made these' thing, but then the question shifts to 'what are these things', and then you find that out and also meet the Starborn and just go 'Well:) glad we solved the mystery!', with the question of their origin only coming up in the ENDING, and EVEN THEN you still don't get an answer, just a hand-wavy "who knoooows" kinda response.

Also the powers are dumb. STOP MAKING EVERY PROTAGONIST A SPECIAL SAUSAGE, BETHESDA, IT IS OKAY FOR THE PLAYER CHARACTER TO JUST BE A REGULAR PERSON!!!!!!!

All in all, Starfield is a game that takes concepts and gameplay from other, better games, half-asses them, and only gets nominated for one category at the Game Awards (that it is definitely going to lose, because its up against Baldur's Gate 3). Fuck you, Todd.

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Co je to film Mission: Impossible 7?

Mission: Impossible Odplata – První část (v anglickém originále Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One) je připravovaný americký akční film, režívaný Christopherem McQuarriem,[1] podle scénaře McQuarriea a Erika Jendresena. Jedná se o sedmý díl filmové série Mission: Impossible a zároveň o pokračování předchozího filmu Fallout. Příběh se odehrává kolem Ethana Hunta a jeho týmu IMF, když střetnou s tajemným nepřítelem – umělou inteligencí – známou jako „Entita“ a Hunt je nucen zvážit, že na ničem nemůže záležet víc než na jeho poslání za spravedlivost.

Hlavní role z předchozích dílů si zopakují Tom Cruise, Ving Rhames, Henry Czerny, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Fergusonová, Vanessa Kirby a Frederick Schmidt. Nové hlavní role si zaharají Hayley Atwellová, Pom Klementieff, Shea Whigham, Mark Gatiss a Cary Elwes.

Kdy vyjde film Mission: Impossible 7?

Tom Cruise jako Ethan Hunt – agent IMF a vedoucí týmu Hayley Atwellová jako Grace – zlodějka a nová spojenkyně Hunta[4][5] Ving Rhames jako Luther Stickell – počítačový technik IMF, člen Huntova týmu a jeho přítel Simon Pegg jako Benji Dunn – technický agent IMF a člen Huntova týmu Rebecca Fergusonová jako Ilsa Faustová – bývalá agentka MI6, která se spojila s Huntovým týmem během Národu grázlů a Falloutu[6] Vanessa Kirby jako Alanna Mitsopolisová – obchodnice se zbraněmi na černém trhu Esai Morales jako Gabriel – terorista, který s pomocí Entity, umělé inteligence, chce ovládnout svět[7] Henry Czerny jako Eugene Kittridge – bývalý ředitel IMF z Mission: Impossible[8] Pom Klementieff jako Paris –francouzská vražedkyně, která má za úkol pronásledovat Ethana a Grace pro svého šéfa Gabriela Cary Elwes jako ředitel Národní zpravodajské služby Denlinger Shea Whigham jako Jasper Briggs – vymahač, který se snaží vystopovat Ethana Hunta Dále si ve filmu zopakuje roli Zoly Mitsopolise Frederick Schmidt a ve vedlejších rolích se přidají Charles Parnell, Rob Delaney, Indira Varma, Mark Gatiss, Greg Tarzan Davis[7] a Mariela Garriga.

Kdo je obsazením filmu Mission: Impossible 7?

Natáčení začalo v únoru 2020 v Itálii, ale bylo zastaveno kvůli pandemii covidu-19. Obnovilo se později téhož roku, přičemž se následně natáčelo v Norsku, Spojeném království a Spojených arabských emirátech. Vydání v USA je naplánováno na 12. července 2023 společností Paramount Pictures a v Česku je premiéra stanovena na 13. července téhož roku. Spolu s tímto dílem se natáčelo i osmé pokračování série, které je naplánováno na 28. června v USA a 27. června 2024 v Česku.

Kompletní údaje o filmu Mission: Impossible 7

Mission: Impossible Odplata - První část USA Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (více) Akční / Dobrodružný / Thriller USA, 2023, 164 min Režie: Christopher McQuarrie Scénář: Christopher McQuarrie Kamera: Fraser Taggart Hudba: Lorne Balfe Hrají: Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell, Rebecca Ferguson, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Vanessa Kirby, Esai Morales, Henry Czerny, Shea Whigham

Mission: Impossible 7 na Disney Plus?

Na Disney+ nejsou žádné stopy po Mission: Impossible 7 Trail, důkaz, že House of Mouse nemá žádnou kontrolu nad celou franšízou! Disney+, domov pro tituly jako 'Star Wars', 'Marvel', 'Pixar', National GMission: Impossible 7 graphic', ESPN, STAR a další, je k dispozici za roční předplatné 79,99 $ nebo měsíční poplatek 0,99 $. Pokud jste jen fanouškem některé z těchto značek, stojí za to se přihlásit do Disney+ a nemá ani reklamy.

Mission: Impossible 7 na HBO Max?

Je nám líto, ale Mission: Impossible 7 Way není na HBO Max k dispozici. Je tu spousta obsahu HBO Max za 14,99 $ měsíčně, toto předplatné je bez reklam a umožňuje vám přístup ke každému titulu v knihovně HBO Max. Streamovací platforma oznámila verzi podporovanou reklamou, která stojí mnohem méně za 9,99 $ měsíčně.

Mission: Impossible 7 na Amazon VidMission: Impossible 7?

Bohužel, Mission: Impossible 7 Path by Water není k dispozici ke streamování zdarma na Amazon Prime VidMission: Impossible 7. Můžete si však vybrat i jiné pořady a filmy, které budete odtud sledovat, protože má širokou škálu pořadů a filmů, ze kterých si můžete vybrat za 14,99 $ měsíčně.

Mission: Impossible 7 na Peacockovi?

Mission: Impossible 7 Way nelze na Peacock v době psaní tohoto článku sledovat. Peacock nabízí předplatné, které stojí 4,99 $ měsíčně nebo 49,99 $ ročně u prémiového účtu. Stejně jako její jmenovec si streamovací platforma může hrát s venkovním obsahem zdarma, i když omezeně.

Mission: Impossible 7 na Paramount Plus?

Mission: Impossible 7 The Road to Water není na Paramount Plus. Paramount Plus nabízí správnou možnost předplatného: základní verze služby Paramount + Essential podporuje reklamu za 4,99 $ měsíčně a prémiový plán bez reklam za 9,99 $ měsíčně.

Kde mohu sledovat film Mission: Impossible 7 zdarma?

Cinemov je webová stránka, která nabízí zdarma více než 20 000 streamovaných filmů všech žánrů zdarma. Když se přihlásíte, najdete neomezené množství HD filmů, obrovský katalog k procházení a vyhledávací panel, který vám umožní vyhledat všechny filmy, které chcete vidět.

Zajímá vás, jak legálně sledovat bezplatný streaming filmu Mission: Impossible 7? Pokud ano, budete rádi, že je to skutečně možné, protože v současnosti existuje v Itálii několik webových stránek, kde můžete zdarma sledovat filmy všech žánrů a dob. V některých případech se možná budete muset zaregistrovat prostřednictvím e-mailu nebo použít svůj online účet k přihlášení.

Řeknu vám podrobně, jak můžete pomocí nejpopulárnějších internetových stránek, online služeb a aplikací pro chytré telefony/tablety streamovat filmy zdarma. Cinemov je jedna z nejlepších stránek. Nabídka filmů sahá od nejnovějších filmů po klasiky z historie kinematografie, od amerických filmů po italské filmy, od hororů po komedie… zkrátka svoboda výběru, počet filmů je působivý. Samozřejmě to nenajdete, když půjdete do kina.

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Kde sledovat Mission: Impossible 7a?

několik způsobů, jak sledovat film Mission: Impossible 7 online v USA Můžete použít streamovací službu, jako je Netflix, Hulu nebo Amazon Prime Video. Film si také můžete vypůjčit nebo zakoupit na iTunes nebo Google Play. sledujte jej na vyžádání nebo ve streamovací aplikaci dostupné na vašem televizoru nebo streamovacím zařízení, pokud máte kabel.

Co je to film Mission: Impossible 7?

Mission: Impossible Odplata – První část (v anglickém originále Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One) je připravovaný americký akční film, režívaný Christopherem McQuarriem,[1] podle scénaře McQuarriea a Erika Jendresena. Jedná se o sedmý díl filmové série Mission: Impossible a zároveň o pokračování předchozího filmu Fallout. Příběh se odehrává kolem Ethana Hunta a jeho týmu IMF, když střetnou s tajemným nepřítelem – umělou inteligencí – známou jako „Entita“ a Hunt je nucen zvážit, že na ničem nemůže záležet víc než na jeho poslání za spravedlivost.

Hlavní role z předchozích dílů si zopakují Tom Cruise, Ving Rhames, Henry Czerny, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Fergusonová, Vanessa Kirby a Frederick Schmidt. Nové hlavní role si zaharají Hayley Atwellová, Pom Klementieff, Shea Whigham, Mark Gatiss a Cary Elwes.

Kdy vyjde film Mission: Impossible 7?

Tom Cruise jako Ethan Hunt – agent IMF a vedoucí týmu Hayley Atwellová jako Grace – zlodějka a nová spojenkyně Hunta[4][5] Ving Rhames jako Luther Stickell – počítačový technik IMF, člen Huntova týmu a jeho přítel Simon Pegg jako Benji Dunn – technický agent IMF a člen Huntova týmu Rebecca Fergusonová jako Ilsa Faustová – bývalá agentka MI6, která se spojila s Huntovým týmem během Národu grázlů a Falloutu[6] Vanessa Kirby jako Alanna Mitsopolisová – obchodnice se zbraněmi na černém trhu Esai Morales jako Gabriel – terorista, který s pomocí Entity, umělé inteligence, chce ovládnout svět[7] Henry Czerny jako Eugene Kittridge – bývalý ředitel IMF z Mission: Impossible[8] Pom Klementieff jako Paris –francouzská vražedkyně, která má za úkol pronásledovat Ethana a Grace pro svého šéfa Gabriela Cary Elwes jako ředitel Národní zpravodajské služby Denlinger Shea Whigham jako Jasper Briggs – vymahač, který se snaží vystopovat Ethana Hunta Dále si ve filmu zopakuje roli Zoly Mitsopolise Frederick Schmidt a ve vedlejších rolích se přidají Charles Parnell, Rob Delaney, Indira Varma, Mark Gatiss, Greg Tarzan Davis[7] a Mariela Garriga.

Kdo je obsazením filmu Mission: Impossible 7?

Natáčení začalo v únoru 2020 v Itálii, ale bylo zastaveno kvůli pandemii covidu-19. Obnovilo se později téhož roku, přičemž se následně natáčelo v Norsku, Spojeném království a Spojených arabských emirátech. Vydání v USA je naplánováno na 12. července 2023 společností Paramount Pictures a v Česku je premiéra stanovena na 13. července téhož roku. Spolu s tímto dílem se natáčelo i osmé pokračování série, které je naplánováno na 28. června v USA a 27. června 2024 v Česku.

Kompletní údaje o filmu Mission: Impossible 7

Mission: Impossible Odplata - První část USA Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (více) Akční / Dobrodružný / Thriller USA, 2023, 164 min Režie: Christopher McQuarrie Scénář: Christopher McQuarrie Kamera: Fraser Taggart Hudba: Lorne Balfe Hrají: Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell, Rebecca Ferguson, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Vanessa Kirby, Esai Morales, Henry Czerny, Shea Whigham (více) (další profese)

Mission: Impossible 7 na Disney Plus?

Na Disney+ nejsou žádné stopy po Mission: Impossible 7 Trail, důkaz, že House of Mouse nemá žádnou kontrolu nad celou franšízou! Disney+, domov pro tituly jako 'Star Wars', 'Marvel', 'Pixar', National GMission: Impossible 7 graphic', ESPN, STAR a další, je k dispozici za roční předplatné 79,99 $ nebo měsíční poplatek 0,99 $. Pokud jste jen fanouškem některé z těchto značek, stojí za to se přihlásit do Disney+ a nemá ani reklamy.

Mission: Impossible 7 na HBO Max?

Je nám líto, ale Mission: Impossible 7 Way není na HBO Max k dispozici. Je tu spousta obsahu HBO Max za 14,99 $ měsíčně, toto předplatné je bez reklam a umožňuje vám přístup ke každému titulu v knihovně HBO Max. Streamovací platforma oznámila verzi podporovanou reklamou, která stojí mnohem méně za 9,99 $ měsíčně.

Mission: Impossible 7 na Amazon VidMission: Impossible 7?

Bohužel, Mission: Impossible 7 Path by Water není k dispozici ke streamování zdarma na Amazon Prime VidMission: Impossible 7. Můžete si však vybrat i jiné pořady a filmy, které budete odtud sledovat, protože má širokou škálu pořadů a filmů, ze kterých si můžete vybrat za 14,99 $ měsíčně.

Mission: Impossible 7 na Peacockovi?

Mission: Impossible 7 Way nelze na Peacock v době psaní tohoto článku sledovat. Peacock nabízí předplatné, které stojí 4,99 $ měsíčně nebo 49,99 $ ročně u prémiového účtu. Stejně jako její jmenovec si streamovací platforma může hrát s venkovním obsahem zdarma, i když omezeně.

Mission: Impossible 7 na Paramount Plus?

Mission: Impossible 7 The Road to Water není na Paramount Plus. Paramount Plus nabízí správnou možnost předplatného: základní verze služby Paramount + Essential podporuje reklamu za 4,99 $ měsíčně a prémiový plán bez reklam za 9,99 $ měsíčně.

Kde mohu sledovat film Mission: Impossible 7 zdarma?

Cinemov je webová stránka, která nabízí zdarma více než 20 000 streamovaných filmů všech žánrů zdarma. Když se přihlásíte, najdete neomezené množství HD filmů, obrovský katalog k procházení a vyhledávací panel, který vám umožní vyhledat všechny filmy, které chcete vidět.

Zajímá vás, jak legálně sledovat bezplatný streaming filmu Mission: Impossible 7? Pokud ano, budete rádi, že je to skutečně možné, protože v současnosti existuje v Itálii několik webových stránek, kde můžete zdarma sledovat filmy všech žánrů a dob. V některých případech se možná budete muset zaregistrovat prostřednictvím e-mailu nebo použít svůj online účet k přihlášení.

Řeknu vám podrobně, jak můžete pomocí nejpopulárnějších internetových stránek, online služeb a aplikací pro chytré telefony/tablety streamovat filmy zdarma. Cinemov je jedna z nejlepších stránek. Nabídka filmů sahá od nejnovějších filmů po klasiky z historie kinematografie, od amerických filmů po italské filmy, od hororů po komedie… zkrátka svoboda výběru, počet filmů je působivý. Samozřejmě to nenajdete, když půjdete do kina.

[ultramaga]

Coding in assembly is fantastically efficient but I don't get the "run on most machines" part there. If anything, the reason scripting languages got so popular for gaming was that the abstraction let them run on most machines, at the cost of slowing everything down and making it less stable. There was always a push to upgrade to be able to play the newer games. Mind you, the problem was that the older games became harder to play. Space invaders, for example, relied on the load on the cpu to slow everything down. The enemy got faster as you reduced the numbers of things it had to deal with, not because it was coded to go faster. I bought Age of Mythology, Extended Edition, recently. It was unplayable. Why? Because when they remastered it, they didn't think to throttle it down for modern hardware. The sad thing is I used to use Dosbox a lot to play older games, which emulated the early operating system environment, and it let you throttle the speeds way down. That is good to get new players a feel of the game, but it also benefits older/disabled players, who can have a lot of trouble with the newer titles.

But yes, the ability to play demos of games is amazing and it is sad that now everyone pays in advance, and then you get a torrent of complains on launch. Starfield has had scathing reviews, but the pre-orders were enormous, so it doesn't matter if it is dull. It has already made the money. The worst example was Fallout 76. That sold on the reputation of earlier titles but it was a bloody mess on launch, and there was no real warning from early players. Same happened with another procedurally generated Starfield type game. Endless hours of tedium. I can't even remember its name. Huge hype, gets released, people get to see that the giant golden mountain is just tinfoil covered in a thin coat of paint. But yeah I play fallout 4 a lot, and I keep track of the way it uses system resources. It crashes a lot, but I can see it's not really putting much of a load on the system, except when it suddenly decides to overload the gpu when zoning. The explanation for why it behaved so poorly was that it was made for console, the pc port was an afterthought, and they couldn't be stuffed fixing bugs. Ever. Sims 4 had TWO LAYERS of DRM, to stop you from playing it if they decided you shouldn't because you voted for Trump or was a straight white male or whatever. You had to authenticate through Steam, then their own proprietary software, to play you single player game on your hardware. It would fail at weird moments, or tell you it had deleted your files because you must be pirating stuff or something. I never did, and it never told me what it was deleting. It would also randomly break mods, and it turned out on of the reasons was that it would download the expansions regardless of whether you paid for them, but lock out access. Mods worked by relying on knowing what they were linked to, and for them to stupidly assume every player would buy every expansion was idiotic beyond belief, and it robbed the online library of usefulness, because anything built in the past would be broken automatically. You couldn't simply filter the houses for ones that were compatible. You were supposed to buy every damn thing, and you were supposed to only use every new thing, and I noticed a lot of long running youtubers were looking to jump ship to a competitor the second one became available. People would do play-throughs from the earlier games in the sims series to show just how much better they were AS GAMES, so long as you ignore the dated graphics. But yeah, the recent debacle about Az and Starfield shows why I am incredibly wary of all the new games.

They are far more interested in putting dicks on girls and making everyone ugly than they are in making a good game.

[atombombbaby]

I mean, speaking as an ex-soldier, I find the FO4 Brotherhood of Steel pretty ridiculous. They’re like cosplayers who THINK they’re soldiers, believe that “might makes right,” and who THINK that they know what’s best for everyone, even where they’re not wanted. Like, if you listen to comments from people in the Commonwealth, NOBODY wants them there. Hell, they’re even okay with taking settlements by force, and openly talk about how they took over the operation of Project Purity in DC as a condition of protection. Basically, they’re high-tech, slightly-better-structured raiders with no real discipline except that which comes with adherence to a fanatical leader. (They remind me of the US trying to “spread democracy” by overthrowing other governments and installing dictators.)

“We have to conquer the Commonwealth in order to free it from the Institute.” Uh, yeah... right. You mean you need to conquer the Commonwealth to feed Maxson’s massive ego. (Don’t even get me started on their ludicrous command structure.) Obeying the tenet of “do as I say without question” does not on its own connote discipline.

I mean, I know it’s a game, but especially as an author, I like to see a little thing called verisimilitude, and if Bethesda’s goal was to make the BoS look like a reasonably well organized and disciplined fighting force, they failed miserably for anyone who has ACTUALLY been part of such a force. And ideologically...Hell, the BoS is barely a step above the Children of Atom.

Take away the BoS’ scavenged tech, and they’re less than nothing. Hell, even WITH their scavenged tech, they’re not much. I mean, Danse--who I really like personally, btw, and who has genuinely good intentions despite the insane cult leader he follows--is such a crappy leader with such crappy, untrained, undisciplined “soldiers” under his “command” that despite power armor and laser rifles, he loses most of his squad in territory your recently-thawed survivor-cicle strolls through with a vault suit, some shitty, scavenged raider armor, a .38 pipe rifle, a 10mm pistol, and a dog.

The Minutemen impress me far more, because they may not have the best gear, and may not always know what they’re doing, but damn it, they don’t CLAIM to be an invincible Final Authority. They are exactly what they say they are: an all-volunteer force whose ONLY objective is to defend settlements from threats. That’s it. Not tell them what to do, but just keep them safe. Don’t want to join? Fine, they’ll protect you anyway.

[anexperimentallife]

Reading some post-apocalyptic science fiction while I shiver and roast with fever and cough up chunks of my lungs, and for some reason my brain came up with the following:

Now I lay me down to sleep, ‘Cause sleep is free and dreams are cheap, If missiles fly before I wake, I’ll fade away and radiate

[sixpossumsinaclownsuit]

Hello, Tumblr! This is Red Batty speaking.

I'm all done with school now so, hey! I thought I'd open my ask box for fic requests. 

Smut is A-Okay! NSFW, Angst, the works. I'll just have to make the final call, but I can do the same prompt but milder if I'm not comfortable with the ask. No Yandere either, there's too many impressionable teens on this hell site that might think that's true love and I'm not risking it. I also don't do sad endings or major character death, because. I don't want to <3

Below are the characters I'm willing to write for! 

DC

Justice League Dark

John Constantine

Etrigan/Jason Blood

Zatanna Zatara

Deadman/Boston Brand

Batman/Batfamily

Batman/Bruce Wayne

Robert Pattinson/Batman 2022 version

Comics version

Christian Bale/Dark Knight version

Arkham games version

Anything more niche than that literally just ask I'm probably down, like if he's voiced by Kevin Conroy, I'll probably write for him

Nightwing/Dick Grayson

Red Hood/Jason Todd

I haven't played Arkham Knight yet so Arkham!Jason isn't available yet

Red Robin/Tim Drake

Batgirl/Cassandra Kain

Oracle/Barbara Gordon (I can do Batgirl!Babs also)

Spoiler/Stephanie Brown

I'm also open to do Spotlight/Duke Thomas but I know f$%king nothing about him so if its an ask generic enough to apply to any Robin I'm down.

Rogues Gallery

Comics, Arkham games and animated series versions only right now. Well, that and Nolan!Rogues. Just not Bane, don't make me write fic for Rises.

I could do Gotham but it'd have to be plot nonspecific or you'd have to be specific about the ask (not against that) but still,,, yeah ahem anyways

Harley Quinn

Arkham games version

Comics version

Animated series version

Still haven't seen BoP or Suicide Squad so not those versions yet,,, sorry gang

Poison Ivy

I WILL do Harlivy if requested, and Harlivy x reader, and Harlivy x Selina x reader… Basically just send me your ideal fictional polycule and I'll do it. Love wins.

Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch

Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane

WOOF Cillian Murphy too fine, if not specified that's the version I'm writing

Riddler/Edward Nygma

NOT PAUL DANO VERSION. I'm sorry but the 2022 la version is a little creep and I won't write fic for him

If I get a Joker ask It better be the f$%king Lego Joker ONLY. 

Bane

Catwoman/Selina Kyle

Zoe Kravitz Selina my beloved, so hmu for 2022!Selina if you like also

Uhhhh I'm tired and ran out of ideas, If I missed one literally just ask

Justice League

just animated series and comics. No, I haven't seen Snyderverse. Yes, I'll be a little bitchy about it. Shazam and Aquaman and Wonder Woman can stay though. I'll write for live action Aquaman and WW, but not Shazam bc he's. Literally a child. Mkay.

Superman/Clark Kent

Batman (see above)

Green Lantern

John Stewart

Hal Jordan

Wonder Woman/Diana Prince

Aquaman/Arthur Curry

Flash

Wally West

Barry Allen

Green Arrow/Oliver Queen

Arcane (League of Legends)

Haven't seen Arrow in years so bear with me if you want arrowverse!Ollie

Sandman/Neil Gaiman!DC

Morpheus/Dream of the Endless

Death of the Endless

The Corinthian

Hob/Rob Gadling

Rob x Morpheus x Reader

Constantine (Joanna or John, see above)

Vi

Caitlin

Vi x Caitlin x Reader or any other polycule for that matter

Viktor

Jayce

Silco

Vander

Bethesda

Jinx

Skyrim

Fallout 4

Nick Valentine

John Hancock

Paladin Danse

McCready

Piper

Preston Garvey

Fallout (TV Show)

Lucy

Maximus

The Ghoul/Cooper Howard

Brynjolf

Mercer Frey

Vilkas 

Farkas

Aela

Serana

Cicero 

Adrianne and Ulfberth War-Bear (at Shieldmaiden's) 

this one is niche as hell they're not even companions or marriable but I'm putting it on the list

Mortal Kombat

If there's anyone missing just talk to me about it, thanks guys love u

I'll do the game or the movie I'm just a bit rustier on game lore, pls bear with me.

Scorpion/Hanzo Hasashi

Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang

Kenshi

Liu Kang

Raiden

Johnny Cage

Sonya Blade

Johnny x Sonya or Johnny x Sonya x reader

Kotal Khan

Cassie Cage

Marvel

Takeda

I'm having a bit of a love/hate relationship with the MCU right now so these are the few I'm writing for, if there's someone you want me to write for from comics lore, just hmu and we'll see what I can do for you

Moon Knight

Marc Spector, Steven Grant, Jake Lockley, all together or individually

Doctor Stephen Strange

**or any of his variants. 

Also AUs. I'm down for AUs like "in this universe of DS he's like [blank]" so when mcu!DS comes through its like [blank]... you get the idea.

Scarlet Witch/Wanda Maximo

Quicksilver/Pietro Maximoff

I'll do Peter Maximoff also but X-men get their own special section, see below

Loki

2012!Loki

TVA!Loki

President!Loki

Disneyland Loki

X-Men

Its not that I think I'm better than people because I prefer writing comics/animated series it's just. I know that better. And the movies make my head hurt sometimes but a few of them are cool it's literally random so just. Ask.

Cyclops/Scott Summers 

(This one for my bestie mwah)

Emma Frost

Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner

Deadpool (does he count? Fuck it, he was a trainee)

Colossus/Piotr Rasputin

Mystique/Raven Darkhölme

Magneto/Erik (Magnus) Lensherr

This is one I will write straight from the movies because good lord is his character hot as fuck compelling and a dilf well written

Shadowcat/Kitty Pride

Rogue/Anna-Marie 

Gambit/Remy LeBeau

Gambit x Rogue x reader, and any other polycule basically

Quicksilver/Peter Maximoff

Storm/Ororo Munroe

There's so many at this point I can't remember them all just ask

Defenders

Daredevil/Matt Murdock

Jessica Jones

Foggy Nelson

Karen Page

Punisher/Frank Castle

I ask that you keep my punisher reqs spoiler free as I'm catching up on the show right now

Spiderverse

Peter Parker

Peter B. (ITSV)

Tom Holland

Andrew Garfield

Tobey Maguire

(I'm rustier on the live action babies so give me grace here)

Spiderman 2099/Miguel O'hara 

Spider!Gwen

Spiderman Noir

Spider!Gwen x Andrew Garfield!Spiderman

Spiderman/Miles Morales 

He WILL be aged up or shipped with a teen reader, anything else will get doused in gasoline and set on fire.

Eddie Brock/Venom

Note: I'm more willing to do spiderverse x ocs bc I know the spidersona brainrot is real. Hell, at this point, I might do oc x oc content for spiderverse because I've been there (and I've got a bestie with two spider ocs in a ship, love u cas)

Doc Ock/Otto Octavius

Doc Ock/Liv Octavius

Lmao I might do liv x aunt may if its funny or wholesome enough

Mysterio/Quentin Beck

It'll only be mcu!beck if explicitly stated that's what you want. 

Green Goblin/Norman Osborne

Electro/Max Dillon

Sandman/Flint Marko

Lizard/Dr. Curtis Connors

If you think I'm missing someone just ask

Umbrella Academy

Luther Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Allison Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves

Viktor Hargreeves

Fka Vanya for anyone not up to speed, he's going by Viktor now that Elliot Page has come out

I will not use she/her pronouns or the name Vanya, if I get a req for Vanya it will be written for Viktor.

Star Wars

Prequels/Clone Wars

Anakin Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Captain Rex

Commander Cody

Padme Amidala

Original Trilogy

Luke Skywalker

Leia Organa Skywalker

Han Solo

Lando Calrissian

Mandalorian/Post War Era

Mando/Din Djarin

Bo Katan-Kryze

Cobb Vanth

I know I'm missing some I know it just ask and I'll let yall know

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare

Ghost/Lt. Simon Riley

Soap/Sgt. Johnny MacTavish

Gaz/Sgt. Kyle Garrick

Captain John Price

Colonel Alejandro Vargas

Rudy/Sgt. Rodolfo Parra

Commander Philip Graves

Monster AU

AU is NOT MINE: it belongs to @/bluegiragi I just think it's sexy

Ghost/Lt. Simon Riley: Wraith

Soap/Sgt. Johnny MacTavish: Werewolf

Gaz/Kyle Garrick: Harpy

Captain John Price: Dragon

Colonel Alejandro Vargas: Nagual

Rudy/Sgt. Rodolfo Parra:

Commander Philip Graves: Vampire

For my König gays and girlies, I love him, and I will write for him, but I don't know a lot about him so bear with me here, I'm trying.

I'll write Monster!AU König as well just ask <3 and the ask doesn't have to be within the confines of the AU "canon," or any canon for that matter

[autumngracy]

LMAOOOO this was me when I went there for the first time 😂 I hadn't seen many irl photos, nor did I know a lot of history or what most things were called, but I HAD played a lot of Fallout 4, so the amount of surreal, "not-quite-right, yet I feel as though I've definitely been here before" familiarity that I would get in certain places was fascinating

Me: *sees a big concrete amphitheater dome in the distance*

Me: *squints*

Me: "I was robbed by a bunch of cultists there once"

My mom: "What?"

Me: "It's okay. I murdered them all."

oh hey! took a little trip to the Commonwealth :)