#Rouxls stupid speech

[ilyrouxls]

Sleepless Words

Rouxls Kaard x Reader

(Fluff, Gender Neutral Reader, Not Canon AU thingy.. idk, Y/n used)

Your constant struggle to sleep leads you to the balcony late at night, where a certain Duke suggests poetry to help your problem.

  During the late hours of the night, most could find you awake in your room. It’s not like you chose to be up in the late hours of night, you’d love to sleep peacefully like your friends, but the problem was you simply couldn’t. You couldn’t quite pin it down to insomnia, it was more so that it became a habit from your teenage days. But now that you’re a young adult, you’ve found that this is quite annoying. 

  You’re tried everything to fall asleep at a decent time; Melatonin, peaceful music, Youtube videos, playing a game to exhaust yourself, and various other things. Nothing seemed to work, you’d always be up till 3am or later trying to sleep. 

  Recently, your sibling Kris and their friend Susie accidentally brought you into this place called the Dark World. You enjoy the place a lot and you've been staying down here even when Kris and Susie aren’t around. You stay for a few reasons, the main being that you have been studying the place since you’ve arrived. You’ve always been an explorer at heart, and the Dark World was beautiful. It always provided mystery along with amazing scenery and people.

  Another reason that had you staying was a certain Duke, Rouxls Kaard. It might be crazy, but he really stuck out to you. His devotion to puzzles had your heart thumping. Sure they weren’t very good in terms of being difficult, but it’s clear that he puts his heart and soul into them; and that’s what really makes them special to you. Ever since arriving, you’ve been more and more interested in him. Of course as the cliché goes, you would never ever admit it to him. The only person you’ve ever admitted about your so-called ‘crush’ on Rouxls to was your sibling. They had a knack at figuring out your secrets, it was irritating at times but honestly you don’t mind for the most part.

  Back to the present time at hand, it was currently two in the morning in Dark World time. Kris and their various friends were also staying in the Dark World, they had lied to their parents that they were at Kris’ for the night for a sleepover and you were watching them. Technically, yes, they were having a sleepover, just not where their parents thought. You were also technically watching over them too, just not at where their parents thought either...

  Ralsei was nice enough to make everyone a room, including yourself. It suited your tastes so perfectly it made you question how the hell Ralsei could know. Maybe from the adventures you’d been on with the group, you suppose, but not this down to the nitty gritty.

  At the moment, you lay face down in your bed. You’re frustrated with your lack of sleep, and at this point you can’t be bothered with actually laying the correct way. You sigh, deciding that maybe a walk around the palace could help. Maybe you’ll stop in the kitchen for some water and snacks, since you’ll be up for another hour or so.

  Practically rolling yourself off the bed and onto your feet, you go to open your door. You try to open it as quietly as possible, but the door doesn’t bend to your will and instead creaks loudly. Hoping no one woke up from that, you hold still and wait for someone to investigate. After a minute with no one seeming to have woken up, you walk out into the hallway. Still trying to be quiet, you tiptoe your way out to the balcony for some fresh air.

  The sky in the Dark World was very unlike the sky in the normal world. The best way to describe the way it looks is to picture that one edible glitter powder you put in sodas that’s probably just a bunch of micro plastics. That’s basically what the sky looks like, though it’s much better than the edible glitter. 

  For the second time tonight you sigh, looking up to the sky. Your thoughts wander to your previous adventures from the last month or so. Who knew saving the world and making friends within a strange world would ever be a part of your agenda. And falling in love as well… it makes your head spin honestly. Who knew a man with the strangest way of speaking and easy puzzles could whoo your heart so easily without even trying.

  “Ah Y/n? What is thou doing outh here at thine hour?” You jump at the voice that suddenly appeared behind you. Speak of the devil, you turn around and see the one who’s stolen your heart. “Ah Rouxls, I couldn’t sleep so I decided to get some fresh air. But I could ask you the same thing.” Rouxls chuckles, making your heart pitter patter in the most cheesy way ever. He walks to stand next to you by the balcony, “Eh-he, ah so thine wisheth to knoweth why? Well thou shall see, I was sleeping quiteth peacefully but thenth I heard a loud sound that startledst thyself out of mine slumber. So thenth I decidededth to investigate the sound.”

  You can feel yourself cringe, what luck it was that you happened to wake him up and cause him inconvenience. “Oh I'm sorry! That was me opening my door, I’m so sorry for bothering you.” Heat rises to your face and ears in embarrassment as you try not to make eye contact.  “Oh no I did not mean- Do not worriesth dear, it was quite not a problemth, do not fret.” Rouxls seemingly stumbled on his words, clearly sensing your distress, and waved around his hands a bit. You smile and giggle at his behavior.

  Minutes pass of silence, luckily it's only a little awkward. You were staring out at the sky when Rouxls breaks the silence. “So, Y/n, do thou often haveth troublest sleeping?” You shift yourself to lean against the balcony and turn your head toward him. “Yeah actually, it usually takes me till three am or later to sleep. It’s a habit I suppose, hehe..” You laugh a little at the end of your sentence to try not to seem so glum. Rouxls mimics your movements and leans against the railing, “I’ve tried what feels like everything to fall asleep but it seems like nothing works.” The sentence comes out quieter than you meant. 

  Rouxls hums in response, you look at him and it seems like he’s thinking about something. After what feels like minutes, Rouxls snaps his fingers and says, “Haveth you tried poetry?” You raise a brow and tilt your head. Of course you haven’t, because why would anyone in their right mind try poetry to fall asleep... You keep that thought to yourself, realizing it sounds pretty mean, and instead just shake your head. “Ah, I knoweth it may seemth strange. But maybe your lacketh of sleep mayst be from stress. I writeth poems to tryth to ease mine stress.” 

  Now that he put it that way, it did make more sense. Maybe it was stress, not sure from what but stress can be caused from lots of things. “That actually makes a lot of sense. But I don’t really know how to make poems…” You trail off, thinking for a moment about your past English class poetry failures. Embarrassing… 

  Rouxls chuckles, “Wellth than I may teacheth you, thy is the best after allst. Let’s go to mine room.” He begins to ramble on about how he’s the best at poetry, while leading you to his room. You space out a bit not really listening. Normally you would listen to his narcissistic-esc rants, you find it annoyingly cute, but not at two in the morning. But before you know it, you’ve walked right into his room.

  “Hmm.. taketh a seat upon mine bed, as it shall be the most comfortablest place to writeth poetry.” Rouxls whispers as to not wake the others sleeping in a room nearby. You sit on his bed and look around his room. It really fit him perfectly, the room had an elegant look with a color scheme of blues, blacks, and whites. 

  Rouxls comes over to you and hands you some papers and pens. You assume he doesn't have pencils since it doesn’t really fit his style. He sits down next to you and explains how to write a basic poem. “Now you writeth a poem and I shall writeth one aswell, and hopefully it shallth make you tiredst.” You nod and begin to think about an idea. You try to think about your family or the scenery of the Dark World, but all you could think about was how close Rouxls was next to you. He was already writing down something on his paper, his eyebrows scrunched up a bit as he concentrated. You feel your face grow hot, and your thoughts flood with him. Without even realizing it, you start writing a poem about him;

  ‘The wind of the night calls out your name, As moon shines light upon your frame, I stand beside you admiring your elegant grace, A feeling of warmth clings to my face, I can only hope it goes unnoticed, As you talk and I try to stay focused, But my longing for you cannot subdue, My heart cannot help but intrude.’

  Admittedly it wasn’t your best work, nor was it your worst, but it worked. Your eyelids begin to droop a bit and you know you should get up to go to your own room. But you don’t want to interrupt Rouxls, who is still focusing on his own poem. Without much thought you instead just lay down across his bed, practically falling asleep as soon as you hit the soft mattress.

  When you wake up, you assume you only slept for maybe a few minutes. But the rays of sun shining on your face from the window say otherwise. Panic sets in as you look around and realize you never left Rouxls’ room. You were also not laying horizontal on the bed, instead you were now tucked into the blankets comfortably. You shift yourself up with your elbows and peer around.

  Rouxls is nowhere to be found. Now worry is set in your heart, where did he go? Did you falling asleep scare him off? The sound of the door opening pulls you out of your thoughts, and in comes Rouxls with a cup of coffee. “Oh, you are awaketh. Good morning.” He smiles a bit, a little bit sheepishly but you’re not sure why. “Goodmorning, sorry about falling asleep in your room. I didn’t think I would pass out like that…” Your face becomes hot again, which has been happening a lot more than you’d like. Rouxls chuckles and sips his coffee, “It is no problemth, I am glad I couldeth help you could get some sleepth.” You get out of his bed and stretch. You thank him and begin to leave before realization sets in. 

  “Oh uhm uh by the way, did you read the poem I made?” You turn and look at him, his face notably shades in a slight dark blue tint. He definitely did. He totally did. “Oh my god I’m sorry bye!” You manage an apology and then with that you quickly exit and rush to your room. Your heart beats fast and your face heats up, this time out of absolute embarrassment, and you close your door. Jumping into bed face first, you whisper scream into your pillow. “I cannot believe this why am I like this oh my god why did I write about him and then fall asleep like it was nothing what did I think would happen..…” You shake your legs up and down, hitting your bed out of frustration. This is definitely in your top three most embarrassing moments.

  A knock breaks your thoughts and you can only think the worst. It could be Rouxls here to reject you or it could either be Kris or one of their friends here to question you on why you were running down the hall; if they even saw you. Nervously you get up and open the door a bit. Of course it was Rouxls, why wouldn’t it be!

  “Ahem uhm Y/n, I apologizeth for reading your poem withoutst your permission. I could noth but help to readth it, and I also cannot help but ask if perhaps.. it couldeth be about me..?” God. Why. You wanted to die on the spot honestly. You nod your head hesitantly and start to mutter apologies but he interrupts abruptly. “I seeth, do noth apologize. You see I…. feelth the same way. Ahem, and well I was wondering if maybeth you wouldst like to go outh on a date..” Rouxls cheeks were dusted dark blue in blush, his eyes avoiding your own and his hands behind his back in an almost polite, but awkward manner. “Of course! I would love to actually that would be amazing. When are you thinking?” Your heart was beating louding in your ears, you felt like he might be able to actually hear it, and your face was hot like it was on fire; which was actually becoming quite annoying and repetitive. “Tonighth at six? I haveth the perfect restaurant that I thinketh you might enjoy.” 

  The two of you make plans for dinner that night and he wishes you a farewell and heads off to his own room. When you close your door you feel like you might collapse. Correction, you actually do collapse. Luckily not in a bad way, just out of excitement and adrenaline. After a few minutes of processing you stand up and get ready for the day. Anticipation fills your body as for the first time ever, you can’t wait for the night to come quicker. Who knew a poem could solve not only your sleep problems, if even for a night, but also your love problems.

(Posted originally on AO3 5-12-22, 2333 words)

[stunfiskz]

one fun speech quirk rouxls has is that he very rarely refers to other characters by their actual name, instead by whatever nickname/insult/…title, i guess? he comes up with. the only exception i can find (although i may be wrong, im not very good at searching the dialogue dump admittedly and REALLY wish there was an option to sort by character) is him referring to lancer by name like once (you could argue he calls king and queen by their names, but we don’t know kings name and it could just be titles and queens name technically isn’t queen so yknow. semantics.). HOWEVER he does refer to himself in the third person by name very often! i think it’s very fun that he only gives himself that honor while assigning “worm” or whatever to everyone else, it’s very fun to see his stupid fucking ego working like that lol

[gummy-worms-in-my-brain]

Headcanons regarding Rouxls's whole worm thing?

oufghh took me a while to finally answer to this ask, been trying to condense and word this well for like 10 days by now, i keep trailing off to unrelated tangents(and i still am trailing off SO much, and all of this is still not too comprehensible),,., but thats such a cool thing to try and dissect, or rather ??try to explain it to others??,, in my head the whole worm thing just really Makes Sense, so it's kinda difficult for the reason of "wait, people don't get it???"

in terms of speech, Worm/Worms for him is like a more unique way to say dude/guys/everyone/y'all/kids/fellas (fyi i mean dude/guys in a gender neutral way, its already used this way in game by a whole lot of characters so it wouldn't exactly be weird??), and, occasionally, a substitute for "fool(s)" in a lighthearted way!! it's not used in a particularly negative way, it's just informal and slightly disrespectful/condescending but it isn't intended to be a straight up insult on its own! thats why he sometimes adds adjectives to indicate if it's on a more condescending or nice side ("gullible worms"/"ungrateful worms" - "my good worms"),, he's just having fun with calling people worms and the fact that many people struggle comprehending what the HECK he's saying, he's engaging in some tomfoolery :] i mean,,,, my only reason for this is that he's just really inconsistent and had called the group "guys" in "Thoust guys really think that was all I hadst!?" phrase, CH1 his second puzzle, and also "maties" in "Solveth my puzzleth, yon Maties!", CH2 when he goes for the pirate accent, and in both instances it feels right if one were to replace "maties"/"guys" for "worms",, it works the other way around too, but worm(s) generally replaces a handful of words so just "guys" wouldn't work in every situation???? every "guys" is replaceable with "worms" but not every "worms" is replaceable with "guys" if that makes sense

as for why it's worms and not literally any other word in the engrish dictionary - he probably just felt like it,,. sounds like a total copout but i feel like it makes sense in a way that it,, doesn't make sense. there really is no deeply rooted reason behind that whatsoever, he probably just started calling people worms randomly and seeing how people got confused over it he just doubled down on that, he gets to be eccentric and confuse the heck people so,, why not?? he's having fun and he doesn't really actually hurt anyone by doing that

i literally don't know how to try and explain my headcanons regarding worm stuff (or like 80% of all of Rouxls behaviour) with anything that isnt just "he just felt like doing that", i look at him from the perspective of my diagnosed MENTAL_HEALTH_CONDITION_NAME and it's just like,, "i get it" without being able to explain as to why i get it, as stupid as it is sfjsdfdgv

as for literal worms - yeah, he eats those

[dukeoftears]

okay wait also. why do you think rouxls speaks like that. like i am SO fascinated by the thought process that he had to go through like.. i always assumed it was so people would think he was smarter but dear god how did he reach THAT

I think he tried mimicking others who he saw using it, I don’t think he ever knew how to use the accent in the first place, he just took what was most memorable in the speech he witnessed and started applying it himself X) he’s a little stupid /aff

I think he does it to sound smarter and also more posh, cause everyone he saw using it were important people. The people who used it… maybe old Shakespeare story books?

[carte-blanche-deltarune]

carte blanche, the blank card!

not my art, it was drawn for me by an awesome anon on 4chan (i created the first drawing of the character in mspaint, and they brought her to life in their own awesome artstyle, i love it, thank you anon!)

so yeah, people were coming up with their own deltarune secret boss concepts and this is my stupid idea.

carte blanche is the blank card from the same deck as all the other card-themed darkners. since blank cards are useless, carte blanche has no inherent skills or natural talents- she lives alone in a creepy alleyway, where she runs a sketchy drink shop. she has a crush on rouxls kaard, the second most useless card in the deck (he doesn’t remember she exists).

her entire theme revolves around graffiti and colors- she smokes pencils as cigarettes and uses them to create colorful, glowing graffiti all over the walls of her alleyway and shop. colorful diamond-shaped lights are also strung up on the walls, and the air is filled with colorful smoke from her pencil-cigarettes.

her speech quirk is that when she’s flustered or energetic, she makes frequent typos and has to correct herself, getting more pissed off each time. *name's crate blmakjhc *carteg buoielb *cardi b *CARTE BLANCHE

more about her in this post: https://carte-blanche-deltarune.tumblr.com/post/670107889981161472/guess-ill-just-copy-and-paste-the-stuff-i-wrote

[firebuug]

off anon for this one but also UMMM Rouxls Kaard deltarune bc i love this stupid man im sorry

never apologize for blorbos. i forgot he existed until i played chapter 2 of deltarune and remembered how funny he was. hes awesome i love him. him and his worms and weird speech mannerisms. i think it is hilarious that he stacked two speech patterns onto himself and is now indecipherable

[stunfiskz]

need to translate more things into rouxls's stupid fucking speech