Things you shouldn't yell out during sex: Metal Gear style
... It's like one of my Japanese animes...
I need scissors! 61!
Does it hurt?
There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber...
I'll split you in two!
Meow
Wait... Do you even have balls?
First it's my eyes, now it's my butt!
Why are you calling me brother?!
More! Hurt me more!
Kuwabara, Kuwabara!
Put your controller on the floor.
Yes I know I'm forgetting many more. Also it's not a quote but I want to add "deepthroat" to the list
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Metal Gear Solid characters and their fursona (according to a non-furry who knows a lot of furries)
Solid Snake: While he may have "Snake" in his code-name, he used to be a musher with over 50 dogs. You don't do that unless you really like dogs. Husky.
Otacon: After much consideration, I have settled on an albatross. No real reason, it's mostly a vibes thing.
Meryl: A red fox, for obvious reasons.
Colonel Campbell: An old big dog, the kind that looks a bit sad, like a St. Bernard.
Gray Fox: An arctic fox, not with its fluffy white winter coat, but rather its short summer coat.
Revolver Ocelot: Ocelot.
Liquid Snake: This guy is too lame to have a fursona.
Naked Snake/Big Boss: The first Snake. Coral snake. Venomous. It will be obvious why this specific snake was chosen in the next point.
Venom Snake/V: Milk snake. Looks a lot like the coral snake due to mimicry but isn't one. Not venomous.
Kazuhira Miller: Caribou. Lives in Alaska, not to be trifled with, but ultimately a prey animal who falls to a predator.
Solidus Snake: This man is a king cobra even. Fun fact! The king cobra primarily eats other snakes, and also is not a true cobra. I felt a snake was appropriate, considering his obsession with being a perfect clone of Big Boss.
Raiden: A big ol' scruffy street cat. Aggressive, sharp, and sorely lacked love and affection when it was young, just like Jack.
Sunny: With her tech prowess, she's gotta be a sparkly blue protogen.
Sniper Wolf: Despite her name, she'd be a wolfdog, not a full wolf. Both a reference to the wolfdogs she cared for in Shadow Moses and her last conversation with Snake.
Johnny Sasaki: A bat-eared fox, because of vibes + Meryl is also a fox.
There are many many more characters but I'm tired of doing this.
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Now Spring, sweet laxative of Georgian trains,
Quickens the ink in literary veins,
The Stately Homes of England ope their doors
To piping nancy-boys and crashing Bores,
Where for week-ends the scavengers of letters
Convene to chew the fat about their betters....
Hither flock all the crowd whom love has wrecked
Of intellectuals without intellect
And sexless folk whose sexes intersect...
Roy Campbell
Campbell by Augustus John [1925]
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