#S'why it was too fun to pass up!

[sysig]

This was the doodle that inspired me to make the full version lol

[mikkomacko]

The True Encounter IX

Dedicated to bean™️ for keeping me company while I was sick and had writers block x

~

t's far to early for Harry's liking when he's woken up by the familiar ringtone of y/n's phone.

By the time he gets his puffy eyes open, she's twisted away from him and digging under the pillows for her phone.

"Whosit?" Harry slurs, removing his arm from around her waist to rub at his eyes.

"Hi mom." Y/n greets, phone pressed to her ear and voice sweet but sleepy. She falls back into his chest, snuggling her cheek over his heart.

Harry hears a indistinct answer, too tired to focus on the voice in attempt to hear y/n's mother answer. Hand falling back to her waist, Harry pulls her in tighter, eyes falling shut.

"I think that would work." Y/n replies, humming into Harry's skin when he softly squeezes her hip. "I just have to check with Harry."

Harry peaks an eyes open at her, watching her softly nod as her mother speaks through the phone. She's got her eyes shut, dark eyelashes resting on her pale cheekbones.

"I'll let you know by Wednesday." Y/n says around a yawn, her breath leaving Harry's chest feeling sticky. He slides his palm up her spine and over her shoulder, raking his fingers through her frizzy hair.

"Love you too." Y/n smiles, free hand cupping Harry's elbow as he continues to tame her wild locks. She hums another agreement and then she's hanging up, stuffing the phone back underneath the pillows.

"What did ya mum want?" Harry mumbles, scooping his fingers under her ear and behind her head, massaging her scalp.

"She wants us to go stay with her next weekend." Y/n offers, shyly smiling. She opens her eyes to gauge Harry's reaction, heart racing with excitement when she sees him smiling.

"Tha' sounds lovely."

~

Harry's fingers are cold against the bridge of y/n's nose, his palms cupped over her eyes to prevent her from seeing where he's taking her.

He's pressed firm against her back, chin resting on her shoulder and chuckling into her ear when she stumbles on the sidewalk or in the elevator.

Y/n's already figured out that they're in the Pack House, it's the only building big enough for an elevator.

And she knows as soon as they step off the elevator that Harry's brought her to the hospital for some reason. She can smell the bleach and hand sanitizer and hear heart monitors.

"Why are we at the hospital?" Y/n questions. If it weren't for Harry's constant giggling, she'd be a bit worried about him dragging her to a hospital of all places.

"How'd you know we were here?" Harry scoffs, accidentally kicking the back of y/n's ankle. He kisses her cheek as an apology.

"It smells like one and I can hear heart monitors." Y/n laughs. Harry grumbles something and instructs her to hold out her arms. He guides her through pushing open an door and when they step into the new room everything is silent.

"Ready?" Harry grins, bouncing on the balls of his feet. She nods, laughing at how excited Harry is and then he's removing his hands, bright lights burning her eyes for a moment.

She squints into the lights, blinking until a window comes into view. On the other side is another room, workers bustling about in scrubs. But instead of working on patients or sitting at a receptionists desk, they're all taking care of children.

Some toddlers, running around on chubby legs in puffy diapers. Others babies, crawling around in onesies with drool stained chins. The cutest part of all are the babies that are running around as wolves.

Tiny pups, flopping around the floors, chasing tails or sleeping curled up in balls of fluff. To any outsider they would appear to just be little puppies, waiting to be adopted and loved but y/n knows that these are the kids of Harry's pack.

He's brought her to the daycare center.

"They're adorable." Y/n coos, cupping her mouth when one of the pups that's bouncing around trips on it's own paws.

"Yeah?" Harry ponders, hand smoothing over her hip and giving her a dimply smile. She nods, turning to look at Harry.

He's beaming at her with such endearment she could cry. She snakes her arms around his neck, tugging him down to press a sweet kiss to his lips.

"What'd ya bring me here for?"

"Are yeh complainin?" Harry teases, lips still stuck to hers.

"Never." Y/n replies instantly, turning away from him to look back through the window at all the kids. Her cheek falls against his shoulder, his hand caressing the back of her head as they gaze through the window.

"Gem told me yeh asked about wolf babies." Harry speaks up, his heart skipping a beat in his chest. Y/n's stomach twists with nerves at the tone of his voice. He doesn't sound upset or accusing but there's something different. He's using that innocent edge like he's trying to convince her of something.

Y/n clears her throat, keeping her voice casual. "I was just curious." She shrugs.

Harry hums, sounding a bit disappointed but still sponges his lips across her forehead. One of these days he won't have to ask her questions about the future, he'll be able to read it off her. When that day is, he's afraid he'll never know.

~

"Yeh should have let me drive." Harry grumbles, changing the song on the radio yet again. He's got the passenger seat pushed as far back as possible, his long sweatpants covered legs stretched out and shoes tossed carelessly in the backseat.

Y/n rolls her eyes, glancing at his pouty lips and sleepy eyes. She reaches over, patting at his curls that have just been freed from the beanie he was wearing earlier.

"You don't know where you're driving to." She reasons, letting him grab ahold of her hand and bring it to his lap.

"S'why you give me instructions." Harry cradles her hand in his left one, stroking his right pointer finger up and down her palm.

"You can't even handle sitting there!" Y/n laughs, switching into the right lane of the highway. "How are you supposed to drive?"

"I can drive!" Harry huffs angrily, kicking his feet up onto the dash. Y/n notices he's wearing her socks and that he's completely stretched them out.

The furthest Harry has traveled, that he can remember, was a two hour trip to the coast so him and Gemma could see the beach when he was 9. He told y/n that he had fun, that he loved riding in the car.

But an hour into their trip he was fidgety, switching positions every five seconds and digging through y/n's bag for gum even though she told him she didn't have any.

When he couldn't find any, she was forced to stop at a gas station and let him get some, which he happily stuffed half the pack into his mouth. After fifteen minutes of chewing, he was passed out and woke up an hour later with it stuck in his hair

"If you were driving than that would mean I'd have to have gum stuck in my hair." Y/n reasons, knowing Harry would rather be suffering than her. He doesn't say anything but y/n can still see him pouting, reaching up to try and detangle his hair yet again.

The next exit comes into view making y/n sigh in relief. "Look love," She soothes, exiting off the highway and towards the gas station. "I'll get the gum out and get you a snack and then we've only got another hour on the road."

Harry perks up at that, releasing her hand so she can climb out of the car. "Be right back." She smiles, dashing inside. She returns five minutes later with a plastic bag and a small bag of ice.

Harry unlocks his door, letting her pull it open. She places the plastic bag at his feet and digs out a piece of ice. "Will you get the little brush out of my bag?" Y/n asks, reaching for the knot of hair that's stuck the gum.

Harry reaches into the backseat for her bag and pulls out the brush he had found earlier. Y/n holds the ice to his hair, softly rubbing at it to let the frozen pieces break away.

Despite his pouting and his loathing for riding in the car, he watches her take care of him, feeling his heart swell in his chest. She's so soft about brushing out his hair, careful not to pull on it too hard. And the whole time she's constantly giving him big doe eyes and a gentle smile, kissing the corner of his lips when she has to tug on his hair.

Once all the gum is out and Harry's got his bag of Cheetos in his lap he can't help but smile at her. She reaches over to stroke his cheek but frowns when she feels how warm they are.

"Are you feeling okay H?" She asks, pressing the back of her hand to his forehead. It's even warmer than his cheeks. Harry nods, frowning when she digs through her bag again.

"What's tha'?" Harry grumbles when she hands him two small pills.

"It'll take care of your fever, bub." Y/n explains, forcing them into his hands. Harry takes them, feeling anxious under her watchful eye. He wants to crawl over the center console and lay in her lap.

Y/n grabs him a blanket and pillow, letting him rest his head against the window and tucking him under her blanket that he loves. "You want Apples?" She questions, stroking his hair back lovingly. Harry feels so content he's thinking about changing his grass rolling spot to this exact seat of her car.

"Yes please." He sniffles. Y/n finds her stuffed black dog he's adopted (and named) and tucks it under the blanket with him.

Harry waits until their back on the highway, eyes and body heavy with sleep before telling her what's been on his mind all week.

"Yeh'd make an excellent mum pet."

~

Harry wakes up to y/n tickling her fingertips over his jawline, car parked and shut off in front of a small two story house. As if out of a movie it's surrounded by a white picket fence and a yard of green grass and rose bushes. The porch attached to the front sports multiple bird feeders and wind chimes.

"You feeling okay?" Y/n asks him, still softly stroking his face. Her fingers falter when Harry nods but continue their soothing motions once he's stopped.

In all honesty his stomach is twisted with nausea and he's sweating enough to make his shirt feel sticky, something he doesn't usually do unless he's just had a hard work out.

Blaming these feelings as meeting-the-parents nerves Harry ignores it, unbuckling his seat belt. By the time he's got his shoes back on and y/n's blanket folded up, her parents have emerged from the house.

Y/n grins, waving at them through the windshield and climbing out of the car. Harry's stuffing as much stuff as possible into y/n's bag when the back door opens.

Harry hurries out, throwing her bag over his shoulder and rushing around the door to help her grab her other bag.

"I can get it Harry." Y/n giggles but Harry just shrugs, grabbing his duffle bag as well.

"Don't forget Apples, love." Harry murmurs in her ear, hoping her parents didn't hear him. He doesn't want them thinking he can't take care of her because he's some sissy that sleeps with a stuffie. His dad's would be rolling in his grave if he knew Harry had even named the stupid thing.

Y/n smiles bemusedly, gathering up their pillows and the blanket, double checking to make sure she grabbed Bana and Apples.

As soon as Harry comes face to face with y/n's mother she's lighting up, face splitting into an ear reaching grin.

"You must be Harry!" She exclaims, coming at Harry with open arms. Harry smiles, doing his best to hug her back with all the bags on his shoulders. "I'm y/n's mother, Christy!"

"Lovely to meet yeh." Harry says politely, squeezing her hands that have wrapped around his. She coos at him, hand reaching up to clutch at her heart.

"Such a sweetheart." She dotes, letting go of him and reaching behind her to tug y/n's father forward. "This is my husband George."

George gives him a closed lip smile, shaking Harry's hand. "Nice to meet you son." He says gruffly.

"You as well." Harry nods. Y/n laughs, shooing her parents up the porch steps, muttering about them letting Harry at least put the bags down first.

She leads Harry up the stairs in the living room, leaving her parents down there as they go to her childhood bedroom. Y/n throws the blankets and pillows onto the neatly made bed as Harry dumps the bags onto the floor.

"They're a bit overwhelming huh?" She cringes, stepping over a bag to press herself into his chest.

"They're nice." Harry assures, wrapping her up in his arms. "Ya mum is really excited, yeah?" He chuckles as she pouts.

"She just couldn't wait to meet you."

"Can yeh blame her?" Harry teases, smirking. "I'mma proper catch aren't I?"

"When you're not crying in the car you are." Y/n says innocently, pecking his nose with a chaste kiss.

Harry smiles, knowing she's teasing but it still makes his stomach twist and his heart thump hollowly.

~

Harry's sitting a foot away from y/n at dinner when he realizes that he misses her. The ache in his chest to just pull her into his lap and lay kiss after kiss on her cheeks and chin and nose and forehead is almost unbearable.

He's listening to her mother tell a story of y/n taking care of one of her baby cousins, smiling at her as she shyly giggles, cheeks blushing pink.

He can't help himself, he leans over and kisses her cheek, squeezing her hand in his. It dulls the ache but as soon as he's pulling away, settling back into his seat it returns.

Something is definitely not right with Harry and his wolf.

~

It wasn't hard to notice that Harry was acting different. He's always enjoyed loving on her, no matter where they were. In fact he even seemed to do it more in public.

But tonight was different.

It was like he was longing for something from y/n. His puppy eyes watching her intently, a sweet smile on his lips but still sulky.

Y/n didn't want to say anything in front of her parents, not wanting Harry to feel embarrassed or picked on. So she just held his hand all night, letting him kiss her cheek whenever he felt like it and watch her with his sad eyes, deciding to talk about it with him later.

He's curled up in her bed, Apples tucked tight to his chest and watching her brush her hair when she finally brings it up.

Placing her brush on her dresser, she sits next to him, legs crossed under her bum. His eyes follow her, only moving once she's settled in and laying his head on her thigh.

"Are you alright Harry?" She says gently, combing her fingers through his hair. He stays silent, one of his arms reaching to wrap around her waist, his hand slipping under her shirt to rest on her back.

"Come on H." Y/n encourages, sadness stabbing painfully at her heart. She hates seeing him like this, seeing him uncertain and quiet. He's also so confident and brave, his head held high. "Know you can tell me anything, right? I'd never judge you, my sweet alpha."

His arm tightens around her, a pitiful whimper leaving his lips at the sound of her calling him alpha. Y/n grins, glad she got a reaction out of him with his title.

"Oh no," Harry mutters, muscles tensed and jaw clenched in frustration. Her grin falls, panic blossoming in her chest. She's never heard Harry speak with such fright before. "no, no, no, no!"

"What's the matter Harry?" She asks urgently, gently pulling on his curls to try and get him to look up. "Please tell me? Please?" He groans, scurrying onto all fours and scrambling away from y/n.

She jumps up, following him as he climbs to his feet, backing away from her with his hand clutching his lower stomach. His nose is scrunched in what y/n believes is either frustration or pain, huffing as he collapses against the wall.

"Harry?" Y/n begs, taking a tentative step towards him. His eyes snap to meet hers, frantic and longing but darker than usual. Almost as dark as they get when he's about to knot her...

"Can't love." He finally says, voice deep in a growl. Y/n notices his canines, the ones that he sunk into her abdomen not so long ago, are peaking out of his gums. What in the world?

"Can't what?" She steps closer, lightly bowing her head in hopes that it gives some sense of control over whatever this situation is.

"I have to go," Harry huffs, fingers tightening around his tee-shirt and grunting softly. "We have to go!"

"Tell me what's going on Harry." Y/n pleads, tears welling up in her eyes. Why is acting like this? Why does he look so afraid? Why won't he let her touch him?

At the sight of her watery eyes he frowns, stumbling forward to walk to her. "Don't cry, please don't cry my luna." He's watching her with his dark glossy eyes and panting, sweat glistening on his forehead.

"What's wrong?" She sniffles, reaching her hands out for him. He doesn't waste a second before he's grabbing them, bringing her hands up to grab his shoulders as he cups her face. He groans at her touch, brows furrowing.

He sighs, inhaling deeply to try and calm himself. He wipes at her cheeks, clearing away all the tears that have fallen.

His next words make y/n freeze.

"I'm starting my rut, pup."

I hope this was worth the wait x

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it was you so i opened up but nah Carly: enjoy the eyeful lads Ali: oh babe Ali: 😏 bless you Carly: not gonna put clothes on for my girl Carly: waste of time Ali: obvs, charm you out so quick Ali: least it weren't the postie, or was it Ali: Ma reckons we were gonna get complaints, as if mother Carly: lad did deliver for me Carly: not letters tho Carly: least id showered Ali: gotta replenish Ali: you chasing off your comedown rn tho Carly: cant outrun that bitch Carly: some of the mas on site are mad tho you can tell yours Carly: state of their sons my bad Carly: should've kept em in if you were bothered Ali: oh great Ali: no you can't speak to the manager, piss off helen Carly: ha Carly: my da is gonna be in such a mood when he hears Carly: sorry you missed out Ali: parents Ali: not like anyone died Ali: calm it everyone Carly: dont want me to fuck on site dont want me to go off it Carly: talk sense Carly: other day you were trying to marry me off da Ali: just 'cos it brings people to his door Ali: soz to take you away from all the cranking but Carly: yea Carly: sorry im not hiding in the back like w i was little Ali: yeah Ali: too big for the caravan now baby Ali: need your own, how much is it to rent Carly: theyre on about it but the state on this one might change their minds Carly: im cleaning as fast as i can k Ali: we're gonna sort it, i am omw swear Ali: and i'm a parent pleaser so Ali: do the rounds, sweettalk to mothers Carly: he'll just take me back to the doctors like take her off the tablets shes too outgoing now thx Carly: another of your talents boo Ali: when the meds work TOO well Ali: but of course Carly: if he was around hed kno how shit they are Carly: ha Ali: 😔 Ali: baby Carly: its k just gotta double down Carly: pro now Ali: 💚 Carly: style the freakout out cuz ima bad bitch Carly: facts and talents Ali: no lies Ali: the baddest Carly: what we doing today that isnt boring Ali: you mean you ain't buzzing to make like kim and aggy Ali: rude, i'm living Carly: do anything w you but Carly: can only check you out every time you bend Ali: cheeky Ali: appaz imma check all of you out, like Carly: what you dont wanna Carly: your gf will be sad shes so wrong Ali: didn't say that but yeah Ali: hate to make her admit that as well, like Carly: ill tell her Ali: you gonna snitch on me Ali: 🍯 Carly: nah jk Carly: i like annoying her tho Ali: i know Ali: it is funny Ali: not taking sides but lol Carly: taking mine i kno Ali: shh Ali: there's no right or wrong here, babe Carly: k but you love me more Ali: its different Carly: maybe Ali: maybe huh Carly: idk she dont think it is Ali: yeah Ali: but we know the truth Carly: fact is we're ruling this place together Carly: no surprise shes jealous Ali: if the 👑 fits like Ali: soz babe Carly: & we fit Carly: cant fight it Ali: nope Ali: if it works it works Carly: yea & you work it better than anyone babe Ali: oh you Ali: save it for all the Ma's you gotta say soz to Ali: 💋 Carly: ha Carly: mine will kick my arse out if she gets on one better leave the mattress where it is Ali: not gonna come to that but always room for a lil one at ours Ali: i got you Carly: aw Carly: never had a sleepover when i was a kid Ali: 😧 then you gotta Ali: tbh they weren't all that always but you know mine were the best Carly: yea no doubt Carly: all the magic Ali: exactly, midnight snacks and scaring the shit out of each other Ali: can tell you who you gonna marry if you've got a tea light, like Carly: thats easy tho Carly: no1 Ali: alright then, excluding the fact we already is so rude, tbh Ali: i'll tell you who you next gonna bang Ali: same diff Carly: youre just gonna say you Carly: smooth Ali: please Ali: gimme some credit 😂 Carly: now i gotta kno Ali: we'll do it when i get there Ali: which will be soon Ali: got stuck chatting to an old lady in the shop Ali: assume she can't see or she'd have avoided me like hell 😂 bless her Carly: if its ronan again or his cousin dont tell me Carly: aw so cute Carly: youre the sweetest & prettiest ever Ali: i'll casually throw the wax in the bin like nothing to see here Ali: not this morning baby but 1/2 ain't bad #stillgotit Carly: tell me you see my death & run like k bye Carly: every morning Ali: you'd rather your literal death? they ain't THAT bad, predictable but like, damn Ali: that's some shade, feel the burn, lads Ali: so are you cutie Carly: idk but over ronan hard Carly: hes being such an arsehole to me Carly: cba Ali: don't Ali: ignore his Carly: yea but like im gonna see him even if i do Carly: fucking site life Ali: i kno but blank him Ali: nothing talks louder Ali: or if you gotta, be proper polite like he's a stranger Carly: ha yea Carly: amazing Ali: childish but so is he so Ali: two can play at that game Carly: youre right i kno Carly: ive deleted his txts so i cant show you but its k cuz youd be sad Carly: or mad Ali: i'm sure i could guess the gist Ali: you can tell me if you wanna talk about it though, i promise i won't go ripshit Carly: idc Carly: ive known him long so i didnt think hed go that hard but thats what lads are like Carly: he fucks around more than me too Ali: he's a hypocrite Ali: just 'cos he knows other lads can do it better Ali: he's just insecure, babe, ignore him Carly: i need a holiday from here Carly: but ma & da never take me w Ali: shit considering how many times they manage Ali: cut a hol off and you'd have enough funds lads Ali: maybe we can Carly: i did kick off last time cuz they didnt refill my prescription Carly: went crazy like Carly: wouldnt want that girl there either Ali: not your fault, that, though Ali: you were literally off your meds Carly: that they reckon i dont need tho Ali: if you didn't then you wouldn't act like that without Ali: simple as Carly: never thought of that Ali: we'll go, i promise Ali: even if it ain't far Carly: lets camp Carly: marshmallows are the shit Ali: hell yeah! Ali: let's find a cave forreal Carly: YEA Carly: dont fall over tho Ali: do my best 😂 Carly: you gotta Carly: only scaring me w ghost stories or whatever Ali: promise Carly: k we'll go Carly: 💙 Ali: 💚 done and done Ali: do you wanna bring anyone else or Carly: got my fave coming Carly: do you Ali: nah Ali: just wanna take you exploring Carly: k Carly: then you can Ali: 👌 Carly: id go now so whenever you want boo Ali: soon Ali: i'll work it out Carly: i kno Carly: got the belief Ali: 🔮 Carly: should get dressed or nothing'll get done Ali: awh Ali: you knew i just got here Carly: they arent on yet Carly: not that fast Ali: jk Ali: find me on the mattress when you're decent bitch Carly: baby no Carly: youll catch something off that Ali: sitting on the carrier bag Ali: always thinking Carly: so smart