#SEND HELLLPPPP

[getlancered]

back again. MORE BIG TOP! feyberry (rare pair) and lawrussel (possibly rarest pair. nobody knows what im talking about. moe and the dead ringmaster)

giant doodle page under the feyberry/lawrussel comic cut

chronic moe and regina :3 face and then russel ben :| its all i can do

[moshuwu]

Goddamnit I have another fic idea send help Prison fic with Hannibal/Criminal Minds/Supernatural crossovers helllpppp

[kentophilia]

WAIITTTNOOO HIGURUMA WITB ONLY AN APRON ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🧏‍♀️🧏‍♀️🧏‍♀️🛐✝️🚨💪💪🚨

HELLLPPPP YOU'RE GIVING ME IDEAS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

omg retired lawyer hiromi making you breakfast with little heart shaped fruits and he sees you get out of bed in only his shirt :((( what else is he supposed to do than to fuck you full and send you to work all stuffed?

[unbeleevable]

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

HELP I'M WHEEZING

I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO SEND THAT HELLLPPPP I WAS PREPARED THIS TIME

[gurugirl]

How do you handle asks/requests for writing prompts that don’t interest you or inspire you? I was recently just sent one that was sooooo specific that I believe it’s already written itself and it’s not really my style of writing or something I would be comfortable writing but the anon has asked for an update on where I am & if I even received it 🙃 HELLLPPPP!!

Welll... lol

I try to keep an open mind and think if there's any possible way I could make it work. Sometimes I'm not feeling them but then I think about elements I could add or remove from the request and that helps me see the request differently. Because I think most of the time when someone requests something, they might give you some ideas that are specific but they probably don't really imagine you'll write out their request exactly.

So there are some requests where I'll respond and mention how I could see it working, maybe I'll point out something I'd change and then I add the request to my #into the drafts tag and revisit it later.

If it's something that you're just not comfortable writing, just respond and tell them that (unless it's not something you want on your blog at all, in that case just ignore if you prefer). I think anyone who sends in a request just wants to know you got it. And it's sometimes better to at least respond and tell them you can't write it than to ignore it (although I do ignore requests that mention things I've stated were hard no's for me).

Anyway... that's how I do it. I used to keep them in my inbox and slowly work my way through writing them all but they continued piling up. So I created a drafts tag that I often go back to for ideas and so that the request isn't just sitting in the inbox untouched :)

I hope that helps. Sorry. Got a little bit wordy there (as usual) 😂

xoxo

[nadia-my-love]

I’m one postcard away from the roasted goat set in heart hunter and I fucking rage every time I don’t get the fricken post card like Julian you sad plague doctor go to the fucking community theatre or I’m suEING

[honeymyheaven]

So how's your baby fever now honey?

U think ur a real funny man huh😐😐😐😐

[mindninjax]

I really need to restructure my blog. I need to find one theme and stick to it, redo my masterlist, redo my “About Me” page, and make it all aesthetically pleasing lol.

Y’all wanna help me brain storm ideas for themes and color schemes based on the content and what you’ve noticed about me??

[doughneted-cherry-boi]

WTFFFFF HOW DO I MANAGE TO CATCH FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE IVE NEVER MET, DONT KNOW THEIR NAME, AND IDK WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE?!?!??!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[twd-obsessed-bitch]

I need helllpppp

Does anybody have the clip of the interview from like season 2 of Andrew Lincoln talking about how Norman Reedus would run back to the makeup trailer regularly because he "wasn't dirty enough"

Please somebody send me a link or the clip I'm begging

[2pfacefam]

I'm sitting at the football game, surrounded by friends and their boyfriends. And I'm smack dab in the middle. It's hilarious. But send help. Helllpppp

[allthingsawkwardaboutme]

My houseeee is older than George Clooney and it sounds like the rickety bones of an old god @ nighttttttt

Please send helllpppp

[spooniestrong]

Helllpppp!!! I have fibro and PCOS and just got back from a 6 day 'vacation' where I got little sleep and lived on caffiene and alcohol to keep up with those around me. Today I started my period and have a crazy migraine and nausea. Any tips??? I'm not dying, I just feel like I am.

Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!And sleep! Sending *love & spoons* 💙

[savvyne]

Helllpppp

I have been a swifty since 2008 and I’m just now trying to figure out how to work tumblr because I NEED THOSE BOOSTS FOR TICKETS IN PHOENIX, AZ. Send help pleaseeeeee and thankssssss <3

[pastelburnish]

Once upon a time a fuckboi started talking about the things he would do to me (sexually) to one of my friends at my graduation party. One year later he's messaging me again. Send helllpppp

[tanz-nas]

IM dYYYing from this revision. I can't anymore. I'm blank in the head. SEND HELLLpppp!!!