#SICK SICK SICKKKK

[gojoest]

unsealed beefy gojo in a black compression shirt rotating in my mind like a rotisserie chicken

[a-random-weeb]

BSD men x reader sick headcannons

im sick as well as my friend so fml I'm writing this

Warnings: le sick, this is kind of self indulgent in a way but at the same time your sick so... you have the right while your sick.

Autre warnings: this is my first fic, it's probably gonna suck ;-;

also soup is the food of the gods in this for some reason

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Dazai:

•he bursts out laughing at first, making fun of you (in a friendly way)

•Once he's done with his laughing fit, he does (try to) take care of you

•ok he's not the worst at taking care of people, but I feel like the worst part would be him making fun of you

•he won't let you go to work/school (if you're a student like in highschool pretend you're older), just because he's laughing at you, doesn't mean he doesn't care.

•he'd cuddle you, then end up getting sick, then you take care if him and cuddle him, then you get sick and so on until one of you realizes you can't cuddle (aka you, and he complains. This is the same for Nikolai)

•he pisses you off, but he loves you

"how did you get sick?!" He laughs as he hands you a bowl of soup, as you lie in the silky sheets of your shared bed with the worst cold of your life. You shoot him a glare as you take the soup in your shaking hands, making sure not to drop it.

"I already told you, my coworker got me sick!" You begin to eat your soup, frustrated and pissed. He plants a kiss on your forehead

"I'll call your work and tell them you're taking the day off!" He skips to the other room. You lie there, thankful for your lovely boyfriend.

(I don't simp for dazai so it was hard to write for him. This is my first fanfic EVER, be quiet. I only put dazai at the top for a friend.)

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Chuuya:

•He's easy to anger, so when you get sick, he knows you probably did something stupid to get yourself sick.

•Unlike Dazai, he's a good cook, but still he makes you soup, and angrily holds it out to you.

•he takes care of you, but acts angry the whole time. I say acts, but he really is angry, but he also cares about you. But is still angry.

•he's not Bakugou level angry, he's still calm(ish)

•he does verbally abuse you the whole time though.

•But it's not actually abuse. I feel like he just calls you dumbass and idiot.

•he's very forceful with everything he does ("eat! Or I'll force feed you!") ←(this is my fav head cannon for him, he would)

•He cuddles you, but somehow this man does not get sick, until he does, then you take care of him, but he doesn't let you touch him while taking care of him so the same thing that happened with dazai doesn't happen with you. There will be no cycle.

•He also buys you a lot of expensive medicine

•you piss him off, but so does everything

"You idiot! How the hell did you get yourself sick?!" He hands the bowl soup to you.

"I was playing in the rain with a cat." You give him an innocent look as he shoots you a glare.

"Why?! You knew it would get you sick!"

"but... there was puddles... and a cat who liked water..."

Chuuya facepalms. "Seriously?!" He sighs, calming himself down. He sits next to you on the bed as you eat your soup. He's rich, and I feel like you begged him to buy a tv for he bedroom. You guys watch my hero academia. Even though I said he cuddles you while sick, I don't think he'd actually unless you cling to him, then he'll let you sometimes. But he just sits on the other side of the bed as you watch anime together, and pass out in eachothers presence.

(I cringed at this one, it wasn't as good as I hoped. I made him a tiny bit ooc too ;-; idk I feel like it's good for a first time.)

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Kunikida:

•He's nicer than the rest of them

•He's the only decently normal one of the boys.

•he makes you soup and blah blah blah

•He doesn't cuddle you, he has common sense

•You don't want to get him sick either, so....

•He buys you medicine, he knows the best kinds

(I couldn't think of a scenario. Sorry)

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Akutagawa:

•Has no idea what to do

•He thinks you're gonna die so he makes this whole dramatic speech

•All you have is a common cold 😭

•after he figures out you're not gonna die, he asks what he can do

•He goes to the store to buy you medicine

•He doesn't know what else to do

•you tell him it's fine and all you need is a few days off of work

•He feels too bad, so he goes on one of those weird websites

•Next thing you know he comes in a skateboard and circling around you, chanting these weird, demonic words 😭

•"Wa bubu shaaaaaa qut epeu turu!"

"Aku wth are you doing?!"

"Curing your sick"

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I too lazy to write for anyone else, this is a quick drabble and my first fanfic. I hope you liked it!

[samijey]

Ilja Dragunov (29/08/2023) vs Carmelo Hayes (06/02/2024)

[amid-fandoms]

no im sorry their matching D and P coffee cups displayed fully and proudly in the thumbnail are so cutesy i want to run into the highway

[slaygentford]

the vampire lestat

[toxicsugarz]

What if we considered that Squirrelflight and Bramblestar's relationship was abusive on the sheer foundation of their relationship. That being, a journey they went on where Squirrelpaw was a fucking teenager and Brambleclaw was already a full ass adult.

He was literally made a warrior before she was even conceived into the world. What if we considered that, huh? That there's already a major power imbalance just on sheer principle of them growing feelings for eachother when Squirrelflight was not fully matured.

[hanmasmommy]

the amount of lookism x reader fanfic im reading on wattpad is crazy (considering the plot is literally the same but with different mc lol) BUT WHAT MAKES ME EVEN CRAZIER IS THE LACK OF JAKE CRUMBS HELLLLLLLLLLLLL come on i need my baby my pookie bear crumbs😔😔😔

[mihai-florescu]

If you told me this was an incorrect enstars post i wouldve believed you

[hazardsoflove]

the fact that we get to watch percy and annabeth’s relationship develop while knowing how they end up at the end of the series has me shaking like a dog. the boy who drools in his sleep is going to become one of, if not the most powerful demigods and he’s going decline godhood for the girl that pushed him in the lake to prove her theory and they don’t even know it yet

[x-heesy]

∇IΣΠΠΔ CΩRΩΠΔ CΩUCH RΔ∇ΣR

This world is sick, my heart feels it

This world is dark, my heart lights up

This world is vice, my heart was iced

This world is blur, my heart stays pure

This world is sick, my heart feels it

This world is dark, my heart lights up

This world is vice, my heart was iced

This world is blur, my heart stays pure

I don't see, I don't see

Deep inside you

I don't see

I don't see, I don't see

Deep inside you

I don't see

I don't see, I don't see

Deep inside you

I don't see

I don't see, I don't see

Deep inside you

I don't see

Get down on your knees

This is the last kiss

Crawl down to abyss

You have to make this

Get down on your knees

This is the last kiss

Crawl down to abyss

You have to make this

This world is sick, my heart feels it

This world is dark, my heart lights up

This world is vice, my heart was iced

This world is blur, my heart stays pure

This world is sick, my heart feels it

This world is dark, my heart lights up

This world is vice, my heart was iced

This world is blur, my heart stays pure

@seanisnothing

This World Is Sick by IC3PEAK

[iwaasfairy]

miss iwa nii so badly rn 😫 like i need him in my throat rn with his balls on my face nnnksidb

[spaciebabie]

good morning im still fucking deranged. sorry. feel free to ignore this if its too much

im thinking about springtrap being so blissed out he becomes really giggly and shameless, just agreeing with anything you say and asking for more and pleading with you every time you stop for a second, either to give your hands a break or just to tease him. and this is so far from how he normally tries to present himself that it's both kind of amusing and endearing, and EXTREMELY satisfying to bring him to that point, to think that YOU are doing that to him, YOU are reducing the big scary monster to a melty giggling puddle. rgrhhagrhgashDGGERRHFHDGRRRRGRGRRRRRRRRRR IM GOING TO START BARKING

do not even get me started on the springlocks. it's about the closeness. the intimacy. the psychological aspect of getting pleasure out of the thing that killed you. it's about the DANGER, yanking your hands away before they snap closed and savoring his reaction. it's about the sensation being so much and hurting a little bit but feeling so good. it's about letting someone do that to you. it's about trusting them with that. i have this specific scrap of dialogue that is running CIRCLES in my head rn of him saying "it hurts..." in this dazed tone and replying with "do you want me to stop?" and he goes "...no" and then i rock his fucking world. DO YOU SEE MY VISION

wow who said all that aha must have been a gnome

you and me bro......we shaking hands cuz holy SHIT YOU GET IT YOU FUCKING GET IT. BIUG SCARY MONSTER DUDE REDUCED TA JUST A WRITHING GIGGLY PILE OF PLEASURE OH MY GODDD YOU GET IT YOU UNDERSTAND

[everysongineverykey]

shrinking myself down to the size of a cell and diving into my friend's lungs magic school bus style to beat up the cold inflicting her so we can go see the fnaf movie together

[fruitmagazine]

actually being so fucking mad because i just listened ive, fromis and heejin's albums and nobody fucking told me they were literally like top tier releases and they were excellent and ive spend a lot of time without listen to them 😭

[rexcantread]

AGHHHHH LITERALLY SOBBIN BECAUSE OF @somerandomdudelmao AND THEIR UNCLE TELLO HAVE SOME ART BECAUSE THIS IS MY COPING MECHANISM AND I WANT MY BOY TO GET BETTER, PLUS SOME ANGSTY CUDDLES OF DONNIE AND NIX!!

[gen15gg]

nah bc the foreshadowing of nat losing the moose n then the same happening to javi is making me so sick dude it’s so sad

booooooo i’m so upset lmao