#SLAPPY TALKS

[extremelyslappy]

Hey! It's been a while since I've been active on here but, here we go! Just learned we can pin posts here! 

The name's Slappy! (They/them) I'm a 23 yr old, trans/nb, latinx/e artist!

Here's my most prominent fandoms that I'll reblog and make content for:

One Punch Man

Sonic

Metal Gear

Mob Psycho 100

Fire Emblem

Earthbound/Mother

(NEW) NCT/MISC. K-Pop stuff

My art tag is #slappy art!

Here's my other socials:

My Insta: https://www.instagram.com/extremelyslappy/

My Twitter: https://twitter.com/extremelyslappy

My TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@extremelyslappy?_t=8XRiLreSmHC&_r=1

Happy to have y’all along!

[professorjirt]

same image

[sneeg-snag]

misread a fnc fic where i thought the elders permanently cut off gillions tail (was heavily mentioned in younger flashbacks/in a break sequence w him and chip and not at all in older flashbacks) and i was like. GODDD they would do that. imagine them being like “you need to be strong without this now because it’s the first thing anyone will take from you in battle/lunadayis forbid if they capture you. others are strong without it. why aren’t you?” and him just not having a tail and jay and chip don’t think about it but they meet eyden and she does and they’re so confused and it’s like. GODDDD

[sciderman]

giant-sized spider-man #6

[there-are-many-ways-to-smile]

I thought creating a bingo card would be a lot more fun lol

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Slappy would be killing it as a tumblr girl blogger

[littlebirdygirlywriting]

Can we as writers talk about the fact that the most unrealistic part of the Goosebumps movie WASN’T the monsters coming to life from out of the pages. Typical, normal; that happens all the time. Can we actually talk about the fact that the fricking R.L. Stine character wrote an ENTIRE NOVEL in the course of what would most probably have been about 2 hours?? Like, sir! Books take us months, gallons of coffee, rivers of tears, and a good playlist to finish. You cannot convince me that a novel could EVER be completed in 2 hours - I don’t care what the dire circumstances are.

[burningcollectionsandwich]

quick question have you ever played goosebumps dead of night is so, no one told me that in order to get slappy in his book you have to chuck a gnome at his face(3 gnomes to be exact) I feel so bad, they even smash on his face when you throw them at him😅

dude that has to be the most relatable thing ive read so far. i have played goosebumps dead of night (i actually have 3 clips of me playing the game on here, granted it is pretty much just me freaking out and getting stuck against a door, but... yeah) but i went in completely blind, so i had no idea what i was doing (i died so many times on that game)

i actually ended up finding out how to defeat slappy by complete accident because i picked up a gnome for fun, saw slappy and attempted to put the gnome down... ONLY FOR THE GNOME TO BE LAUNCHED ACROSS THE ROOM AND SMACK SLAPPY STRAIGHT IN THE FACE

i swear i was sat there for a good 5 minutes looking like the surprised patrick meme before slappy recovered and killed me again

WHAT MAKES IT WORSE IS THAT SLAPPY HAS CONFIRMED IN MULTIPLE INTERVIEWS THAT THE GNOMES ARE HIS FAVOURITE

i felt so bad

[oldshowbiz]

The short lived comedy team of Steve Rossi and Slappy White on an episode of The Merv Griffin Show.

[spookymartian]

New Year's Resolution: Start a villain arc.

[cartooncadet666]

Oh no! The Cartoon Cadet! They're Broken!

Tumblr is dragging me... and I mean TRYING AT LEAST IN DRAGGING ME back inside of the Goosebumps fandom. When I was thinking of chemistry lore between Dr. Buttocks, Sir Cumference, and my self-insert oc (that was always known of having some romantic feelings towards the mad scientist we know of) and I started drifting off into my mind when Insane, Alastor's Game, and Look My Way were playing. I started vibing and picturing the lore after Look My Way was finished and a song started playing that wasn't in my playlist. And my mind just... did a Microsoft shutdown and restarted into my Goosebumps user.

Just... why... and how- Anyways, I started listening to it and I just so happened to remember the book I had with Slappy and his evil twin, and that's when the au I had from a really long time ago just popped into my mind, if Slappy actually cared for everyone he meets. I started going back, piece by piece, block by block and I almost had a stroke- WELL THAT"S MY FAULT FOR THINKING ABOUT IT!

This was something that happened earlier today and I'm going to have an existential crisis because of Spotify restarting me into my 6-year old brain, so yeh- Prepare for Skeebo to have the 'Disney reasurrence talk from the parents' with Dr. Buttocks and Andy XD Hopefully I don't die from thinking about my old theory.

[kittlyns]

It's always a little surreal for me when a parent commends me on being good or patient with their child cuz I'm quickly reminded that they have no idea the only group of people I'm truly comfortable around are kids

[britishchick09]

this is sort of like how rewrite erik would be when drunk! ;)

[st7rnioioss]

ੈ‧₊˚ bags, clairo

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: matt sturniolo x reader

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: you were doing a challenge for chris's girlfriends youtube. then you and matts song came on!

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: swearing, fluff, very fluffy

a/n: i LVOE this request, thank so so much. btw, sorry if i misunderstood the thing and matt and the reader arent in a relationship HELP. anyway, i literally love bags by clairo so much.

this is based off this request!

───────── 🐇 You stood in the triplet’s kitchen with Madi and Chris’s girlfriend Nat, short for Natalie.

For Natalie’s channel, you were doing a “baking deaf, blind and mute” challenge, where one had a blindfold on, one with headphones on, and one with tape covering their mouth.

Nat introduced the video, immediately getting on with the challenge.

“MADI, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” Nat laughed loudly, due to her sudden loss of hearing, almost falling backwards.

“Nat, I can’t fucking see!” Madi yelled back, trying to pour the flour nicely into the bowl. You stood beside them, uncontrollably muffled-laughing because of the duct tape over your lips.

You tried your best to help them, but it was very hard to do when you couldn’t communicate normally with them. From time to time, you took over Madi’s or Nat’s tasks, pushing her out of the way.

The triplets were sitting on the couch behind the camera. Chris was having the time of his life, watching his girlfriend terribly fail at baking a few cupcakes. Nick was for the most part on his phone or going back and forth from his room and the couch. 

Matt was also having fun, watching you try to get Madi and Nat out of the way so you could stop them from pouring batter on the floor. You had always been just a tad bit closer to Matt than Nick or Chris, until he finally confessed his mutual feelings for you.

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“Okay, so we just put the cupcakes in the oven, so now we’re going to work on the icing. I’m gonna be blindfolded, Madi’s is gonna be mute, and Y/n will be deaf. Alright, let’s start!” Nat clapped her hands, handing you the headphones.

You put your hair down, the headphones sitting comfortably. Nat grabbed her phone, turning on the song she had stopped mid-through.

You didn’t recognize the first song, the second one being “yes, and?” by Ariana Grande. For the most part, you were standing beside your two friends humming along, occasionally smiling at Matt who was looking at you. He smiled back at you, adverting his gaze back to the mixing-bowl with the milk and vanilla.

“MADI, YOU’RE SPILLING THE MILK.” You yelled way too loudly, grabbing Madi by her shoulders with one hand, the other one stabilizing the bowl.

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One song later, Madi was mixing the icing together to a thicker consistency. Your headphones were silent for a second, before your favorite song, Bags by Clario, started playing.

“GUYS, I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG!” You yelled, trying to jump along with the beat in the song. Madi and Nat completely took over as you danced along. 

Matt looked up from his phone due to your yelling. Of course, he didn’t know what song was playing, but he was curious. You backed away from Madi and Nat, dancing along to Bags.

“EVERY SECOND COUNTS, I DON’T WANNA TALK TO YOU ANYMORE, AND” You laughed, singing loudly along. Matt’s face almost instantly lit up, due to this being your guys’s favourite song.

Almost everywhere you went together alone, Matt was listening to it with you (even when he was alone). On late-night car rides, cuddling in his room, or quietly singing in the triplet’s car videos, it was your song.

Your relationship was kept secret from the triplet’s fandom since Matt didn’t want you to receive hate or backlash. And you didn’t mind, as long as you both were happy, it was all that mattered. Currently, you have been going strong for two and a half years.

“ALL THESE LITTLE GAMES, YOU CAN CALL ME BY THE NAME I GAVE YOU!” Matt was beaming, staring in complete awe. If he wasn’t already madly in love with you, he was now.

Nat was continuously gently slapping your arm to stop you from dancing, but you didn’t budge. Almost like you were singing to Matt, you tried to point secretly at him, a smile immediately growing on your face as you locked eyes with him.

“CAN YOU SEE ME? I’M WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME,” You kept going, dancing, jumping, spinning, all sorts of expressions of excitement were expressed right then and there.

Nat and Madi had given up a long time ago, placing the rack with the cupcakes on the counter.

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The following Thursday, Nat released the video to her channel.

You were cuddled up with Matt in your shared his bed, both mindlessly scrolling through social media. Matt was checking his Instagram, you on TikTok. One particular TikTok caught your eye.

An edit of you and Matt to Bags by Clairo. The clip of him mentioning the song in their Wednesday video, followed along by your singing.

You smiled to yourself, opening the comment section to find multiple people suspecting a possible relationship between the two of you. A bunch of people agreed, and a bunch of people turned it down.

You liked the edit, scrolling further, only to find more, more and more edits. Matt noticed your giggles, looking up from his phone to look at yours.

“Are you watching edits of.. us?” He smiled, putting his phone on his nightstand before turning back around to wrap an arm around your waist.

“Yeah, look. There’s a fuck ton of them. To Bags!” You smiled from ear to ear, a faint blush creeping up on your cheeks. Matt stared at you in awe, looking back at your phone to see more edits. He couldn’t stop smiling either, watching you so excited to see edits of you two to your favorite song.

“Oh my God, I love you,” Matt chuckled, pressing a few kisses from your forehead, down the side of your face.

“Matt, I lov- it- it tickles, stop!” You laughed loudly, the tickling sensation making you drop your phone. He couldn’t stop smiling, softly planting a kiss to your lips.

He pulled away slowly, his eyes glued on yours. “Can you send me that second one you showed me?”

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a/n: i hope it lived up to your expectations arghhh, love the request once again, thank you thank you.

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[there-are-many-ways-to-smile]

I don’t think he’s dead.

I think it’s more like suspended animation. Like he definitely can’t stay like that for years or he’ll die.

On a different note, but same topic

I thought they turned fully into a puppet not just their face, like the goosebumps episode.

[bengallemon]

Who's idea was it to ley a group of unhinged people into establishments