#SYM Ananda

[hellany]

what figure in buddhism you want to see in record of ragnarok beside rahula and yasodhara

It would really be cool to see Ananda! As buddha's right hand man in the show (also some disciples) maybe also Green Tara and Devadatta:>

I really wanted to see some disciples of buddha cheering on him during buddha and hajuns fight wish they had a cameo on the manga😭

[saintsarefake]

these are all the aus i remember unfortunately ;-;

[sillyangellover]

Things of sym (n ananda bc i love him)

[luffysfakebeard]

Ananda was straight up ready to put Jesus back in the tomb to help Buddha out

[lilacbombs]

they did it here too 😔😔😔

and yeah the original raws have “hiku” which means “pull, attract” at the end thus the translation. like yeah the official translation doesn’t neccesarily exclude the original idea but like... he clearly says “as expected, I’m also a little attracted” but that’s gay so 

[saintsarefake]

Young Rahula: I need someone to be my friend... Maybe you could send me an angel, the nicest angel you have...

Devadatta, maniacally laughing in the middle of a raging forest fire:

[hellany]

Basically the Koliya siblings

Devadatta - Hates Buddha's ass

Ananda - Literally Buddha's assistant

Yasodhara - Married Buddha's ass

♡Happy Family♡

[saintsarefake]

Ananda: Hang on, I just had an idea. I have to go!

John: Aren't you forgetting something?

Ananda: Uh...*hesitantly kisses John's forehead before running out*

John: No- pay you bill! What is your problem?

[saintsarefake]

John: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Peter: Put spaghetti in it.

John: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Andrew: Put spaghetti in it.

John: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Ananda?

Ananda: Put spaghetti in it.

John: I am no longer taking suggestions.

[saintsarefake]

Jesus: Listen, Devadatta just needs to learn some morals and values!

Ananda: LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME THERE'S A GOD.

Devadatta: Hey, he made me in his own image.

[saintsarefake]

Ananda: I don't need to go to bed, I'm not tired. Besides, I'll be fine!

John, leaning on a nearby cloud: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Ananda: ..are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

John: Is it working?

[saintsarefake]

Judas: Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood in my opinion. Pepsi only costs $1.75

Buddha: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR PEPSI FOR $1.75? THAT'S AT LEAST $2.30.

Judas: Hospital.

Mara: Who the fuck is paying $2.30 for a Pepsi?

Judas: Not me I'm paying $1.75 at the hospital.

John, nodding: I pay like $2.50 but it's from the salon.

Judas: I feel like we're getting off topic...

Jesus: Blood is free?

Judas: So is Pepsi if you steal it?

Peter: Why...why is Judas getting his Pepsi from the hospital.

Judas: Because it's only $1.75!

Thomas: Why in God's name would a vampire have the need to drink Pepsi?

Mara: Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

Andrew: Maybe a #femboy?

Judas: Huh...?

Ananda: See, this is why I don't like the sexy vampire trope. 1. It's overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy, worshipping rich folk. 2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class and 3. Werewolves are much sexier in my opinion.

Judas:

John: Am I having a stroke?

Jesus: You might want to go to the hospital then.

Buddha: I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there.

[saintsarefake]

Ananda: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Buddha-sama periodically send me texts saying 'We need to talk'.

Ananda: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

[saintsarefake]

John: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Ananda: You and me!

John, tearing up: Okay.

[saintsarefake]

John: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Ananda: Perfect! I’ll check on the ring bear.

John, laughing: You mean ring bearer, right?

Ananda:

John: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

[saintsarefake]

John to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-

Ananda, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?

Simon, also singing: The taste of his cherry chap stick!

Judas: Call the police and exorcist.