#Source: lilo and stitch

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Cassie: Don’t worry. Yelena likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.

Kate, touching her hair: She thinks it’s fancy?

[multifandomconfusion]

Charles, praying: I need someone who won’t run away. Maybe send an angel, the nicest angel you have.

Meanwhile Edwin: *crawling his ass up the stairs of hell, covered in blood, mumbling to himself hysterically*

[incorrectbatfam]

[after Jason returns from the League of Assassins]

Damian: Did you lose your job because of me?

Jason: Nah, the manager’s a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

Damian, quietly: I knew it.

[this-is-krikkit]

atsushi: don't worry, dazai likes your butt and your fancy hair. i know, i've read his diary.

chuuya: i don't ca— wait, he thinks it's fancy?

[vivianthepigeon]

*Clay starts leaning on Branch*

Clay: “Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!”

Baby Branch: “No, it’s not!!”

Clay: “it is too Branch, the same thing happened yesterday.”

*Clay collapses onto Branch*

Baby Branch: “You rotten brother! Your butt is crushing me!”

Baby Branch: “Why do you act so weird?!”

*slams door on Clays head”

[zootopiathingz]

Niffty: don’t worry, Charlie likes your butt and fancy hair! I know, I read her diary!

Alastor, touching his hair: she thinks it’s fancy?

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Little Medic: My friends!

Other kids: *scream and run away*

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi, after KID saves his life: I owe you one.

KID: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: Thanks, I owe you one.

Caitlyn: That’s okay. You can just date me and we’ll call it even. 

[harringroveera]

He thinks it’s real fancy Steve

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: Don’t worry. Wanda likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.

Y/N, touching their hair: She thinks it’s fancy?

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Regulus, wishing on the shooting star, day after Sirius left for Hogwart: I need someone to be my friend, someone who won’t leave me. Maybe send me an angel. The nicest angel you have. [Cut to Pandora cackling while blowing something up with her kid potions set]

[sweetpeaches666]

(During the Rescue Bots' second night after the rest of the Burns family learns their secret.)

Kade: This whole thing is weird, Cody. I can't sleep knowing they're lose in the firehouse.

Cody: You lose in the firehouse all the time and I sleep just fine!

[emmikay]

Al: I know my brother is very sorry and didn't mean it.

Ed: Very sorry.

Al: See?

Ed: But I did mean it.

Al: Brother!

[stardust948]

Guardian Lu Ten AU

Lu Ten, banging on the apartment door: Azula! Open the door!!!

Azula, lying on the floor listening to music: Go away.

Lu Ten: Lala we don't have time for this! Where's Zuko?!

Azula: Leave me alone to die.

Lu Ten: C'mon Azula, the social worker's gonna be here any minute!

Azula: *turns up the music*

Lu Ten: UGH!!! *tries to kick in the door* Why did I drop out of military school before they taught me how to break into stuff?

Lu Ten: You are so finished when I get in there!

Azula: *mouths along to the song*

Lu Ten: I'm gonna stuff you into the blender, push puree, bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says mmm this is great what's your secret? I'm gonna say-

Social Worker: *Clear throat*

Lu Ten: !!!

Lu Ten: Love 😁

[the-black-bulls]

Asta: I know Liebe is very sorry and didn't mean it.

Liebe: Very sorry.

Asta: See?

Liebe: But I did mean it.

Asta: Liebe!