#Saint Citrina Rocks

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 1 - Side A

Propaganda below ⬇️

Saint Citrina Rocks (Dimension 20's A Crown of Candy)

there's nothing better that i can do for this character's chance to win than to say that one of her titles, in canon, is "Cloistered Scholar of the Immaculate Confection" and if that ain't a great pun I don't know what is

I never finished acoc but if the fandom is actually right, shout out to gay lemon saint and martyr.

Popular headcanon says she fucked the broccoli Pope <3 (or at least that they had an intense romantic relationship which might've avoided premarital relations due to their religious ties).

OKAY so Citrina Rocks is basically the token Jesus freak (affectionate) of her very atheist maybe-a-touch-pagan family. She's a saint of the church that's actively fighting against her brother (the king of Candia, her home kingdom and yes the entire place and all the people are Just Candy) and his family. She was ordered to be murdered by a bishop of the church she was essentially canonically in homoerotic love with and she is made of lemon flavored hard candy. i love her SO MUCH

Jesus (Jesus Christ Superstar) 

just google the gethsemane high note i think that should win this for him

[th3b4dk1dzz]

A longing gaze

The Sweet Religion shippers are going wild tonight

[dim20-stims]

hi ! ^-^ could I request a Saint Citrina Rocks stimboard please?

"I'm not talking about the church, I'm talking about the Bulb, and its light shines most brightly on those who speak and act in the name of love."

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Saint Citrina of House Rocks

Miracle Worker of the Bulbian Church

Deceased

What I Said at Her Service by Mary Oliver/You left me, sweet, two legacies— by Emily Dickinson/Two Slow Dancers by Mitski/Talionic by Hero Magnus

[lemon-bomb]

I’m mentally ill about every single lesbian in a crown of candy.

[zeropencils]

Saint Citrina of House Rocks

[crayfishcoffee]

Sweet Religion Inverted

[greatpistachiopie]

pov: you're belizabeth brassica and you're dreaming about her again

[supernaturalcharlie11]

Gone but never forgotten - the Rock sisters

[wyfrn]

the princesses of house rocks

[spinaholi]

lesbians with religious trauma are my favourite kind of food

this was my sweet religion piece i did for the wlw d20 zine: When You’re Here, You’re Family! also check out the charity bundle while ur at it

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 1 - Resurrect Bracket (Losers Bracket) Side A

ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to [make it to the finals]

Propaganda below ⬇️

Saint Citrina Rocks (Dimension 20’s A Crown of Candy)

there’s nothing better that i can do for this character’s chance to win than to say that one of her titles, in canon, is “Cloistered Scholar of the Immaculate Confection” and if that ain’t a great pun I don’t know what is

I never finished acoc but if the fandom is actually right, shout out to gay lemon saint and martyr.

Popular headcanon says she fucked the broccoli Pope <3 (or at least that they had an intense romantic relationship which might’ve avoided premarital relations due to their religious ties).

OKAY so Citrina Rocks is basically the token Jesus freak (affectionate) of her very atheist maybe-a-touch-pagan family. She’s a saint of the church that’s actively fighting against her brother (the king of Candia, her home kingdom and yes the entire place and all the people are Just Candy) and his family. She was ordered to be murdered by a bishop of the church she was essentially canonically in homoerotic love with and she is made of lemon flavored hard candy. i love her SO MUCH

Hellboy Propaganda

He is literally the beast of the apocalypse. He was forcibly assigned catholic at birth, he deserves this. Now i know the rules said no demons, and that is fair. But here is my propaganda: he is a half-demon AND he absolutely does not want to end the world. He just wants to hang out and beat up monsters and work his job. But catholic guilt and apocalypse stuff always gets in the way. The comic books contain a ridiculous amount of religious imagery, the author was raised catholic, and passages from the bible are occasionally quoted. Hellboy is also portrayed as a messianic figure in conjunction with being an apocalyptic one. He uh, kind of becomes the savior of the new world and its like a whole thing. Catholic imagery appears frequently. Statues of the virgin mary, churches, etc. he also wears a literal cross on his belt, what can i say.

Okay here’s my rant. Hi, hello, propaganda. The last ten issues of the comic literally feature Hellboy going to hell and killing satan. He kills satan, fucks around in hell for a bit, and then blows everything up and its godamn tragic. Forcibly assigned catholic at birth. A bro did not ask for this it just happened. His mom was a witch but tried to become catholic after she died. Kind of a banger move. It didn’t work out for her but she gets points for trying. He tried real hard to save the world and it kind of worked but he did still die and go to hell. But not because he did anything bad, it was just kind of unavoidable. Again, he did blow the place the fuck up when he was done so. Respect.

Lapsed Catholic who is literally a half demon and also the rightful King of England that’s right he’s descended from King Arthur on his mother’s side.

[th3b4dk1dzz]

ACOC Crack Theory before The Ravening War drops

Limon Longhalls was an illegitimate love child of Saint Citrina

[islandoforder]

you simply have to ask: if the fellowship are a fervent bulbian order, was citrina aware of her mother’s imminent assassination?

[poppysplace-edits]

saint citrina rocks stimboard 🍋🩵✨

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[the-butter-churner]

so just know that i am NEVER going to shut up about how francesca is so very clearly sweet religion

thank you and carry on with your day