#d20 crown of candy

[crestfallercanyon]

Okay, I know Zac Oyama is sharp. I know he’s smart. But as Gorgug and Ricky Matsui he has so much fun playing admittedly less brilliant characters (especially considering I’ve only seen S1 of both), that I, like, I just forget.

But as Lapin Cadbury, like, FUCK. Zac is SO SMART. Zac is, I am convinced, is like fucking brilliant. His piecing together Keradin and looking to the Pontifex and the church people and all of his deception… I am FASCINATED

[random-roses]

A Crown of Candy Dice Set

[lucky-numberme]

Matt 🤝 Brennan

DM-ing dark prequel stories for each other's worlds

[blueberryblogger]

i got into ACOC a lot later than everyone else did so apologies if someone else has already made this connection but

the existence of the Ramsian Doctrine— the belief that the Hungry One will not eat "junk food" and thus the Bulb cannot overcome it unless all "junk food" is erased from the world is so unbelievably sinister when you take into consideration that most of the Bulbians we meet are Vegetanians.

Consider for a moment the world Calorum would be if it had remained instated, and the Bulbian Church HAD gone on to wage a proper religious war, a genocide of all "junk food."

Because sure, the main target of that doctrine is Candians, no doubt about it.

But when all the Candians are taken care of, do you think they would be done? Do you think they'd believe that all the junk food was gone? Because I don't.

What about all the fat in dairy foods, in meat?

All the carbs in bread & grain?

All the sugar in fruit?

And when no one was left outside of Vegetanians, then, THEN, what happens?

When the only people left to purify are your own... what do you do? Do you keep going, certain that there MUST be junk food hiding amongst your people, keeping the Bulb from triumphing over the Hungry One? Or do you finally realize that the Hungry One isn't coming, and the Bulb isn't going to triumph over it? Do you look out over your perfectly cleansed landscape and realize that YOU are the junk food, YOU are the ROT that is consuming this world. YOU have become the Hungry One?

[bearpoll2023]

tie-breaker

Tallying up all the votes so far- there's a few (a lot) that are tied for entering the final places. There's some that I would think would logically do better than others, and some that, due to being included on the list from the get go, have a larger vote share but that may be influenced by the amount of time they had to receive votes.

Please vote below for who you want to go through. The ones with the highest votes will fill the remaining spots.

[dumpster-fire-sapphic-failgirl]

Me: Well, I’ve seen The Seven, and it’s only game of thrones meets Candyland. How heartwrenching could it be?

Narrator: Quite heartwrenching, actually

Me: Okay, I’ve seen A Crown of Candy, i know what Brennan is capable of. I’m prepared for EXU: Calamity

Narrator: She was not prepared

Me: Well, Calamity was basically a horror game, how much worse could an actual horror game with Brennan and Luis and Travis and Marisha as players be?

Narrator: Girl do you even listen to yourself?

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 1 - Side A

Propaganda below ⬇️

Saint Citrina Rocks (Dimension 20's A Crown of Candy)

there's nothing better that i can do for this character's chance to win than to say that one of her titles, in canon, is "Cloistered Scholar of the Immaculate Confection" and if that ain't a great pun I don't know what is

I never finished acoc but if the fandom is actually right, shout out to gay lemon saint and martyr.

Popular headcanon says she fucked the broccoli Pope <3 (or at least that they had an intense romantic relationship which might've avoided premarital relations due to their religious ties).

OKAY so Citrina Rocks is basically the token Jesus freak (affectionate) of her very atheist maybe-a-touch-pagan family. She's a saint of the church that's actively fighting against her brother (the king of Candia, her home kingdom and yes the entire place and all the people are Just Candy) and his family. She was ordered to be murdered by a bishop of the church she was essentially canonically in homoerotic love with and she is made of lemon flavored hard candy. i love her SO MUCH

Jesus (Jesus Christ Superstar) 

just google the gethsemane high note i think that should win this for him

[stinkybrowndogs]

In honor of returning to Calorum, I have created a sticker of everyone’s favorite bastard slice of cake. Based off of the most upsetting d20 mini to date. His haunted eyes. His iconic pants. I heard this mini auctioned off for 7k (insane)

You can grab a sticker here

[stag-nite]

[bowl-o-queerios]

Ever since Matt introduced the Eggamere (?) festival, egg people have been haunting me. Do they stay eggs? Do they hatch? Do they crack and become like scrambled eggs or some shit? Do they just stay raw yolk? Do they become chicks?

I know eggamere was an eggplant but egg is a food, egg people are out there somewhere.

[mom-theyre-following-me]

CROWN OF CANDY IS BACK B*TCHES!!!!!!!

I have never screamed for a trailer louder than this.

THE RAVENING WAR BABY!!!!

I am sitting here waiting so patiently for this new season.

The betrayal and backstabbing I am waiting for.

[noelanik-art]

“There’s nothing wrong with being a seed guy.”

Chancellor Lapin to Liam Wilhelmina

[sobeesknees]

i feel so bad for queen caramelinda

i rlly need to get this out of my chest lmao

im only on the first few episodes (pls no spoilers 🥲) and i JUST FEEL SO BAD for her. like it sounds like she's in a relationship with someone who's kinda doing that whole weaponized incompetence schtick

sorry if i misunderstood something but it seems like she married the dude who was gonna be king of candia regardless of who he marries but she's the one who always has to do the ruling

plus she's absolutely the parent that ACTUALLY has to parent, while the king gets to be the fun dad so now her kids prefer him more

when jet said they'll just stay in candia with the king while she rules as empress in the capital?? (when they were talking about who to nominate) omg i felt so bad lol

and what if the queen and king actually married for love? like my mind is spinning imagining how that could play out (if it will play out). imagine marrying someone for love and you didnt know ur marriage was legal so now ur kids are bastards?????? girl rip him a new one please

dont get me wrong, i absolutely love the characters and the conflicts and their faults!!! its doing an amazing job of drawing me in!!! like i absolutely get this is how theyre supposed to act. and i think its making me feel what im supposed to??

hope it turns into a plot point for her tho 🥲🥲

and if it turns out she's also an antagonist well oops then. but i like toxic chicks so maybe not oops 🤭

[bearpoll2023]

[autisticheadcanonsdaily]

Liam Wilhelmina of House Jawbreaker from Dimension 20’s Crown of Candy is autistic, submitted by anon!

[hellenahaurus]

Now Dropout..... you KNOW i already started on that the second i say the trailer!

You're behind, my friend!