#Salt speaks

[shiocreator]

Pronouns?

She/her but like in a "in the woods they have crafted a legend around the shadow of a woman who will steal your soul if you're lured deep enough in but in reality I'm just sad and want friends but keep scaring people away because i said the wrong thing and collapse into the ground sobbing" way

[saltwatersweets]

one sided ribbun on jax’s part is so funny to me like it really is the “if a boy is picking on you its because he likes you” thing that adults tell girls in elementary school HES SUCH A LOSER 😭😭

[carbonatedsalt]

This is bullshit and the answer is easy

SSS Warrior Cats ‘Into the Wild’

[dislyteshack]

Chu Yao DJ contest.....

[saltlordofold]

[seasonedfighters]

Today, my sister and I take our first steps out of Primary Village since we got here.

… is what I would be saying if Mama wasn’t too BUSY with to SEE US OFF today! I know it was an emergency, but cmonnnnnn now I gotta DELAY? Ugh!

A Seadramon gets hit with lightning, so what? What happens all the time!!! I wanna go NOWWW

[pokenimagines]

If anyone was curious what it’s like to run a blog with two assholes…

[thechampionofjerkwall]

This is actually so sick and twisted?? 😭💀

[gay-saltasaurus]

I stumbled across a YouTube video recommending a short little manga called Bibliomania and thought "Why not it's only 12 chapters." I finished it in like half an hour and honestly I feel exactly the same way I did when I first saw an amazing violinist in the Montreal metro wearing a realistic dog head mask.

Great work of art, I think I liked it, but what the fuck.

[stupidskykidsalt]

i say something

joxter kinda hot in moomins tbh 👀

[shiocreator]

Realized i could read the manga

I dont remember if he still says this in the anime but obsessed with this panel for some reason

[saltwatersweets]

cc!dream, sam, and quackity knew they couldnt do the scrapped lore stream because if they did all of dreblr would have lost their minds

[carbonatedsalt]

I was completely unaware that Trigun was like this

[crowsent]

so heres what happened. right.

1: best girl watched her father (who is a dilf btw that fact is important) cosplay as a medusa victim. thats pretty much the only drama since the rest of her story is straight up shonen anime fight scenes. you do not get betrayed.

2: hey so you watched your best friend/brother in arms kill your king and abandon you without any explanation leaving you to question the entire reason for existing if you cant even protect the one person you swore an oath to protect. hows that survivors guilt workin for you? you got betrayed by your best friend.

3: book man holds the title for “most betrayals” at three different people. half his story is all quirky philosophical shit and the other half is existential philosophical shit that made me want to question the meaning of life. you got betrayed by your boss who turned into a demonic monster, your colleague who turned into an even more demonic monster, and your student who accused you of entering an illicit relationship that got you kicked out of your workplace

4: family trauma, but spice it up with religious shit to keep it fresh. losing your father without ever getting the chance to say goodbye to him. having your sister walk headfirst ballsdeep into a cult because of her grief that youre unable to help her through bc youre on the other side of the world. also you got betrayed. by someone you met at your fuckin church. who tried to use your sister to corrupt your gods holy relic. and also tried to sacrifice a shit ton of people but mostly its about the corruption of the holy relic that will unseal a great evil. your sister also betrays you but to be fair shes brainwashed by a cult so

5. himbo healer coming in debatin the worth of a life, whether or not you should save someone w knowledge that the someone is a shifty piece of shit. figuring out what the entire purpose of your existence is if your actions led to some kid gettin abducted for ransom. dealin with discount rasputin that had every disease on gods green earth; physical and mental. also you got betrayed. twice. once by a colleague who you trusted for the brief time you knew her, another by a man you saved who then proceeded to commit more crimes while thanking you for helping him.

6: best boy with a normal enough story. you know. wandering around without ever a place to call home because of severe trust issues. being blackmailed into working for someone when they straight up cuff you with some magical accessory. going on your little quest to find that the man responsible for ruining your ability to believe in others took the artifacts you need to get out the cuff. oh and every interaction you have with him involves him insulting and belittling you by the way. you got betrayed by your partner, who told you he only kept you around because you were useful and that you meant nothing to him. and then he shoved you off a cliff. still have no idea how you survived but you prolly wished you died there so you dont have to live the rest of your life thinkin about what-ifs huh?

7: your father got stabbed and the only reason why you didnt follow him into the afterlife is bc you want to stab the stabbers first. great. how does it feel watching your only friend die in front of you bc she helped you on your stupid vengeance quest? how does it feel killing the men responsible and feeling nothing? the catharsis you hoped for isnt there. youve bloodied your hands and for what? youre just empty and now youve lost your reason for living. you got betrayed by your childhood friend/maybe lover. the man straight up tells you he missed you, how he searched for you, longed for you, and then stabs you while laughing maniacally. how the only happiness he feels is by watching your misery. oh and he made a play mocking your life. i cried at each and every single one of your chapters.

8: a heartwarming adventure about a young woman who gets inspired to travel the world bc of a reformed pirate she met by happenstance. along the way she meets a friend and rival who pushes her to become the best merchant she can be, participates in a grand auction that showcases her talents, and learns that the greatest treasure she could ever have is her journey and the memories she made along the way. also she gets like a billion dollars. and the story of her adventures inspires someone else to start their own. at the end of it all you return home to two loving parents who welcome you back with open arms. you do not get betrayed

[faustandfurious]

If you expect fiction, especially so-called genre fiction, to educate you on politics, social issues and morality, you might just read too little nonfiction

[saltlordofold]

I think the vision for post!origins Warden-Commander Aedan is that he's going to get in trouble with Weisshaupt and the First Warden for being too involved in politics during his post-Blight tenure and his quest for the cure?

Like of course my boy would leverage his Hero status and openly make use of all of his diplomatic training (he already did during the events of Origins), and there's something cool in replaying some of the Dryden/Cousland drama like yess... Kind of repeating the mistakes of his ancestor despite his best intentions... Also it's a mark of him resolutely doing things his way, separating himself from Duncan's methods in some aspects yet getting closer to him posthumously in having to navigate the burdens of the Commander's position...

Delicious delicious drama and intrigue yes yes!! "Holy shit is that the Warden-Commander waltzing in Halamshiral?? Scandalous!! I heard he guested in the courts and high places of Antiva, Rivain and the Free Marches as well... News from the Anderfels is that they DON'T approve of him at all... What's his game??"