#Sanvers Crack

[completelyclueless23]

Kara: I swear Lena only sees me as a friend.

Alex: Oh really? Are you sure about that?

Kara: Yes! What do I do?

Alex: *smirks* I have an idea.

Kara: Oh Rao..

Alex: *slams hands on table* you did WHAT WITH MY G I R L F R I E N D!?!?!

Lena: *appears out of thin f*cking air* you did WHAT with W H O????

Maggie: *appears at Alex's side, smirking*

Maggie: *high fives Alex*

[lespetitesmortsde]

just saw your tags abt rizzoli and beckett as an obscure ship and my friend, I think you’ve broken 15 year old me’s closeted brain, holy shit

omg welcome, thank you, so happy to assist. kazzoli existed in my mind and like... five other folks on tumblr back in the day.

they could meet at a crime scene because it's crack so why not ignore the miles between nyc and boston. they could have a little sanvers' first meeting kinda vibes. then they end up teaming up for the case, they burn the midnight oil together at one of their precincts. beckett makes fun of how rizzoli makes terrible breakroom coffee and rizzoli decides she's not sharing her hard work with someone so ungrateful. they're tired, sleeves rolled up, button-ups in differing degrees of undone, collars ruffled. they lean against counters sipping their coffees and getting to know each other before one of them says something that sparks a eureka moment in the other. they leave their half-drunk cups behind in their haste to pile into an unmarked car, firing off facts and the way they all connect to each other, both of them filling in the missing pieces of their investigation as they drive to arrest their suspect. classic investigative foreplay, high on adrenaline and the thrill of intelligence.

and at the end, rizzoli's like, alright, well, i'm gonna go home and crawl into bed. and beckett smirks, trailing a hand down rizzoli's arm - "mind if i join you?"

anyway. so nice to hear from you.

[elliesgaymachete]

fic ask! have you ever written (what you'd consider) a crack fic?

Ooh good one! Crack fic is actually one of the things I don’t really lean toward, but I’d say the CLOSEST things to crack fic I’ve ever written would be Miss Murder, a sanvers college au where they play that game where everyone tries to kill each other with plastic knives OR irresistible, my cinwin DEBS au

They’re both Not serious At All and a lot of fun 😂

[maybequinnidk]

3x02

my sister created a fanfic in this one

ok sanvers

same and ruby !!!! love them

who would have thought, a luthor and a tessmacher working together

lena spends 5 seconds in a place and already changes the rules for the better

who in the whole history of history wouldn't want to have lena luthor in their daily lives

danvers family, you say. lena is family, you mean

reading too much into things, super secret edition: how i wish so much, so badly that kara had told lena in the beginning of this season. why did they have to stretch this secret out for a full other season. after all the issues they had in s3 and 4. and also i don't this point in time was a possibility explored in 5x13

headcanon: j'onn read alex's mind to know her opinion and came up with arguments to support it

PSI 🚨🚨🚨 i forgot about psi

i love when they remember she had trauma

kara rejecting her humane side :(

"see you in 19" "20 will be fine" lena wants you to be on time, not early, certainly not late.

being nitpicky: the glass of the car should have cracked

that's a different actress for her mom right?

really cool use of 1st person pov

kara-winn friendship <3

great material for a kara character study, this whole episode is

when moms apologize

i have so many feelings about lena sirting on kara's desk for some reason

"i can tell when someone's lying to me" oh honey

lena trying her best to maintain a work/relationship balance when that's new territory for her

she didn't have a good old human panic attack. she had a good old kryptonian panic attack

siblings

it's ss early to be having dinner. the sun is not even fully set

i love when they remember krypton had a culture of its own

jeans with that cozy comfy fit seems so out of place

"lena keeps asking where i'm going which is new and horrible" tell her then. just tell her

my sister is watching with me and she said supercorp gives off a "boy moms" vibe (in a good way). the boy, she says, is an 8½ year-old named billy. after i said lena is 24 she said they adopted him. they're getting divorced (which is why kara is upset) and fighting for his custody. there's your fic ig

i love this scene. danvers sisters bonding, kara opening up, alex scooting closer on the floor, the hug 🫂 im living

what's with this saying? what does that mean? is it ladybug or ladybird

i hate that they made this be about mon-el but i guess it makes sense. maybe it's both

alternative fic: billy was in danger because of an alien and kara had to send him off-world to keep him alive but she thinks she killed him

"who's james?" my sister asked, when talking about esme having a cousin (billy) and i said i don't think supercorp would have children so i mentioned that james could have a kid

who gets engaged without talking about this

ruby is just missing her mom 🥺

alternative alternative fic: they fought bc lena was trying to convince kara that she didn't kill him but kara wouldn't believe her. and now (where at the catco scene by the end of the episode) they're making amends bc kara realized she didn't kill him

see how even when they have a misunderstanding they don't insult each other and recognize where they were wrong and apologize

is that mitski? the voice sounds like hers but the instrumental doesn't

i refuse to comment on lames

rewatching and commenting SG bc it's gonna leave netflix soon s3

due to personal reasons, i might not be able to finish the whole show, sadly

3x01

don't you love a good very fast and very furious car chase with your fiancee

sad kara is the worst kara :(

somber title screen

katie as a series regular !!!

floriana as a guest star :(

alex really isn't like that

ugh the man who made lena believe she poisoned children. who invited him

she's not in the mood james

lena in blue

she misses her and i miss them

the subtitles are still terrible

"when you figure it out let me know" the line itself isn't bad, but her tone + she leaving just don't make it sound very supportive

someone stole wonder woman's invisible metal arsenal

james, come on, priorities. someone could've died

kara quits counter: i actually forgot

a lane mentioned, not lucy though

such an asshole

misinformation going around on the supercorp fandom: lena wasn't the only one who made kara smile/laugh this episode. cat did too

since season one, alex

kara swears counter: is suck a swear word google search

ouch kara

reading too much into things, time edition: "i tried to be kara danvers for 15 years" 15? just last season it was her 13th earth birthday. what is the timeline of this show?

please j'onn get through to her

SAM 🚨🚨🚨 ODETTE

RUBY 🚨🚨🚨

when she carries an entire submarine on her arms

"well then, unquit. i can't do this without you. i literally bought it for you" that's how the scene went down, right?

she indeed never stood bahind a man

"i couldn't care less" icon

when she comes to her girl's defense 💘

"ms luthor, are you finished with him?" "he's all yours" id love this even more if they were on the same page about kara being supergirl

should have dropped him in the ocean just to scare him (it's probably a good thing I don't have super powers)

emotional scenes between these two always get me

"see you tomorrow, boss" "❤️" that's flirting they gonna get in trouble with HR

what happened to the end credits song. where did it go

[chylerleighs]

sanvers + text posts 1/?

[text-from-sanvers]

[autistichalfblood]

Useless Space Mayo

[haroldtheyarelesbians]

Alex is such a sap...

[steff713]

This is HILARIOUS!!! I’m literally crying  😂😂😂😂😂

[shepherds-pies]

Trying to get into Chyler's computer

Hacker 1: nothing is working

Hacker 2: try "sanverslove"

Hacker 1: we are in

[francescatelford]

Alex, walking in the DEO late, out of breath: sorry, i was caught up doing something.

Maggie, walking in after her, looking disheveled with a massive smirk on her face: hey, i'm something.

[l-dwrites]

Chapter 4

Follow-up to this chapter where Alex wears lingerie for Maggie: http://archiveofourown.org/works/13041456/chapters/29885682

Major Pain In The Ass: Hey agent gaymess are you still breathing or did detective dimples eat you alive Major Pain In The Ass: Alexandraaaaa Major Pain In The Ass: Bitch!

Major Pain In The Ass: Boo...did all that bottoming tucker you out?

Major Pain In The Ass: It’s a slow day here. Entertain me Major Pain In The Ass:Tell me about all the dirty ways detective sweet cheeks made you scream Major Pain In The Ass: Alright, I’m assuming that you either got swallowed by a big green alien or you died because of a severe case of useless lesbianism Major Pain In The Ass: You’re the worst. Gimme attention. Maggie woke up first to the insistent buzzing of Alex’s phone on the nightstand. She smiled at the sight of her fiancée curled up, hair messy, looking so peaceful. She must have really wore her out because Alex sleeping past 9 am was a rarity. The detective grinned proudly at the sight. Knowing she wouldn’t mind, Maggie carefully reached over to check Alex’s phone and make sure it wasn’t DEO alerts causing the buzzing. Her face broke out into a big grin and she snickered softly when she saw Lucy’s messages. Maggie sneakily leaned in closer to Alex and took a selfie with her sleeping fiancée  to send back to the major. She captioned it “TKO. I wore her out” Read the rest of the chapter at http://archiveofourown.org/works/13041456/chapters/29905650

[unabashedwhumper]

Maggie: I fucked up

Alex: We. We fucked up

[elliesgaymachete]

1, 26, 77

Sorry you had a bad day! Hope the rest of your week is better!

Thanks friend! 💛

1. Do you prefer writing one-shots or multi-chaptered fics? - I think I like multichapter but it’s hard for mw to finish so I’ll do shorter multi chapter fics lol, like 3-8 chapters. Usually only like 20-30k. It’s like the fun of writing a multi chapter fic without the commitment

26. Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride? - probably the sanvers college au Miss Murder that I wrote a while back. Honestly the closest thing to a crack fic i’ve ever written but it was a lot of fun 😂

77. Do you have a favorite scene you’ve written from [Fanfic Name] story/chapter? - you didn’t name a specific story so i’ll just pick a favorite scene from any, and I have to say from my greenelan WASP au Days Carry On it was a particular scene that ended a chapter on a cliffhanger after a love confession and my friends got very mad at me and it was very fun to write 😂

[purplebanana-666]

In the TV show crack edit system, the cracks are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the textposters, who create dialogue; and the editors, who superimpose it on episode stills . These are their stories.

Dun dun

[chylerleighs]

sanvers + text posts 2/?