#SarahBurns

[austinshotbutlers]

The Wedding Date

Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader

Summary: Instagram posts during the events of The Wedding Date series.

A/N: Now I’ve completed the series, I can post my last two accompanying social media edits!

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yourinstagram on the hunt for a cab 🫡 and he said he’d carry my shoes🥹

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livvyliv true gentlemen defend their woman and carry her shoes

↳ sarahY/L/N punching an innocent guy in the face in not gentlemanly

↳ livvyliv define ‘innocent’ for me because that asshole is anything but

↳ lukethedude the bastard nearly broke my nose

emily.prentiss I have been trying to call you for two days. CALL ME BACK!

↳ derekmorgan Y/L/N is too busy getting loved up to take your calls

↳ drsreid that’s kind of gross…

pennygarcia drama in the comments?

↳ yourinstagram you don’t wanna know

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sarahY/L/N rehearsal dinner!!! Less that 24 ours until we’re married!!!

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thomas1980 can’t wait to see you tomorrow baby

↳ sarahY/L/N can you believe we’ll be Mr and Mrs this time tomorrow!

lukethedude is Y/N still the maid of honour?

↳ yourinstagram why??? Are you offering to take my place? Busted up nose won’t go with the dress unfortunately.

↳ lukethedude it wouldn’t be busted up if you didn’t bring that asshole boyfriend

↳ sarahY/L/N can you two please just STOP IT

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sarahY/L/N Wedding day!!!!!

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thomas1980 fiancé ❌ wife ✅

↳ sarahY/L/N I like the sound of that

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livvyliv don’t we make perfect bridemaids?

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yourinstagram let’s hope we don’t outshine bridezilla!

↳ sarahY/L/N you know I can see this right?

pennygarcia OH MY GOD!!! That colour looks so good on you

ahotch 🖤

↳ drsreid why is Hotch commenting?

↳ pennygarcia oh my god what does this mean????

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yourinstagram I only want to go to weddings if you’ll be my date 🖤

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derek.morgan oh girl you’re down bad!

livvyliv why are you guys so cute?

↳ emily.prentiss I was thinking the same!

jennifer.jay I want to know who this mystery man is!!!

↳ pennygarcia same!

↳ jennifer.jay emily definitely knows something

↳ emily.prentiss 🤐🤐🤐

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sarahburns I’m officially Mrs Burns!!!

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yourinstagram so happy for you sissy🫶🏻 i love you!

↳ sarahburns sissy, you’re going to make me cry 🥺

thomas1980 that’s my WIFE!

ahotch congratulations.

[adamwatchesmovies]

Desperados (2020)

Throughout Desperados, I thought “If it does this one thing I know it’s going to do, I promise I’ll give it some credit”. So why am I giving it the lowest score I can? Because the one thing it does “right” is a crumb next to a monolith of unfunny, badly written trash. Everywhere I look, the running time is listed at 105 minutes. That can’t be right. It felt so much longer.

Jobless, romantically desperate Wesley (Nasim Pedrad) is at the end of her rope when her date, Sean (Lamorne Morris), walks away minutes after meeting her. After this catastrophe, she meets Jared (Robbie Amell). He seems like a sure-thing but suddenly ghosts her. Furious, Wesley sends him an essay-long hate-email. That’s when she discovers Jared's just awoken from a coma in Mexico. Wesley and her best friends Brooke (Anna Camp) and Kaylie (Sarah Burns) decide to delete the message from his inbox before he can read it.

It’s a comedy but even so, Wesley immediately establishes herself as too dumb to live. She bombs a job interview so bad you wonder who's the one recovering from a head injury. Despite the fat stack of bills at home, she’s still able to spontaneously travel to Mexico and drag her two friends along. They really must be the greatest BFFs ever to agree to go on this insane mission.

Immediately, you know where everything is headed. Wesley and her pals have to navigate through shenanigans that include accusations of pedophilia, inconvenient nudity, sex toys, a randy dolphin, Mexican jail, a car accident, and more. Meanwhile, you know the Jared thing is doomed. Wesley’s been lying to him non-stop. Even if she pulls off this con, things aren’t going to last. You’re forced to sit and wait for the inevitable, groaning at the lame attempts to make you laugh. You can keep yourself semi-amused by imagining this scenario with the genders reversed. Cast Penn Badgley (or better yet, someone who ISN’T handsome), tweak the soundtrack and you’ve got yourself a thriller.

Desperados is horribly dated. It’s got references to social media, text messaging, and some modern-day references but the characters have been plucked out of a time machine. When Sandra Bullock was still doing this kind of plot she was nabbing “Worst of” awards. It’s even more sexist today, making the female director (LP) and writer (Ellen Rapoport) doubly disappointing.

You want to know the one “good thing”? It’s got to do with Sean. He happens to be in Mexico and bumps into Wesley over and over. Obviously, he and Wesley will wind up together. You hardly ever see a black man with a fair-skinned woman in comedies of this genre. Too bad him tolerating all her red flag-raising eccentricities proves he’s as stupid as she is. 

Desperados deviates so little from the template it guarantees no one will remember it down the line. Thank goodness. It'd be a waste of precious neural connections. (September 26, 2020)

[cocktailsinfilm]

Mimosa - I Love You, Man (2009) #cocktailsinfilm #mimosa #champagne #rashidajones #sarahburns https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz-BNubFkAz/?igshid=ejgpzj9if63u

[billybennight]

Here’s my shot of Sarah Burns at HBO's "Barry" Season 3 Premiere. @hbomax @hbo #hbomax #hbo @hbo_barry #hbobarry @rollinggreensevents #rollinggreens #dtla #dtlaartsdistrict #dtlanightlife @dtlaweekly #rollinggreensdtla @sarahburnsme #sarahburns (at Rolling Greens Dtla) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcjdGT2pzL2/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[film-book]

Film Review: WEREWOLVES WITHIN (2021): An Entertaining but Predictable Horror Comedy https://tinyurl.com/yjzgzjbn

[itstodayswatanabesanfashion]

Atlanta, USA - East Lake Meadows Housing Project - 1970s-1990s - PBS film streaming free now and executive produced by Ken Burns provides good insight into history of public housing, race, and poverty. For more insight on the American black experience post civil war - Check out book - Souls of Black Folks by W. E. B. Du Bois, 1903. Audio version available on You Tube. Reccomend chapters 1 & 2. . . . #pbs #eastlakemeadows #kenburns #sarahburns #soulsofblackfolks #webdubois #publichousing #blackexperience #americanpoverty #zyaoimedia (at East Lake Meadows, Atlanta) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFQwAYNALIo/?igshid=tw4fmm963lwb

[trascapades]

📽 #ArtIsAWeapon @kenburnspbs Presents "East Lake Meadows: A Public Housing Story" premieres tonight 3.24 at 8:00PM EST on @pbs and streaming at www.pbs.org (check local listings) #EastLakePBS _______________________ VIA www.pbs.org About the Film In 1970, the Atlanta Housing Authority opened a public housing community on the edge of the city called East Lake Meadows. Over the next 25 years, many thousands of low-income Atlantans, mostly African American, would call it home. Shoddy construction and a lack of funding left the project and surrounding landscape in disrepair and led to a rapid decline in the quality of life. As public housing in America became increasingly stigmatized and abandoned, and a crack wave swept through the neighborhood, East Lake Meadows became nearly uninhabitable, but residents nonetheless found ways to overcome violence and neglect, raise kids, find work, and create moments of joy. In the mid-1990s, Atlanta bulldozed East Lake Meadows to make way for new mixed-income housing, as government and philanthropic funds poured into the area in an effort to create a thriving community. Through the stories of the former residents, East Lake Meadows: A Public Housing Story gives voice to some of the most marginalized people in our society and raises critical questions about how we have created concentrated poverty and limited housing opportunity for African Americans, and what responsibility we have as a people to ensure decent housing for our most vulnerable citizens. _______________________ #Documentary #PBS #PublicHousing #Poverty #PovertyInAmerica #AffordableHousing #Atlanta #KenBurns #SarahBurns #DavidMcMahon #documentarians #DocumentaryFilm #BlackGirlFilmGeeks🤓 #ArtIsAWeapon https://www.instagram.com/p/B-IJRQ5gIxD/?igshid=17d8f2gug5v36

[irish6605-blog]

Just watched #thecentralpark5 special on 20/20 and tried to find #sarahburns #pbs but it's not available but on DVD through #amazoncanada but planning on watching this but Mark can't (at Victoria, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz39vQClpXK/?igshid=1ir1l54vnqe7y

[prettygreads]

🎉🎉🎉 Happy Pub Day!! 🎉🎉🎉 I wish I could just scream HAPPY PUB DAY HONORÉE and the whole world could hear me!!! It’s finally the day, Honorée’s chunky baby hit the shelves of these bookstores!! GO AND GET IT NOW!! NOT LATER GO GET IT NOW!! My Reflections: This historical piece had me hooked a few pages in. Yes Ms. Honorée put her foot all in these 800 pages and it didn’t feel like I read 800 pages! The words flowed so lyrically off the pages but it’s no surprise because Honorée is an amazing poet! The Love Songs of W.E.B Dubious gave us a generational lineage that educated us so effortlessly. And Guess what it’s an @oprahsbookclub I literally stalked and beat down the doors just to get my hands on this book! Thank you @sarahburnes for gifting me the copy and THANK YOU @_pagesgaloree and @melanatedreader for guiding me to the right place. #blackbookstagrammer #blackgirlsreadtoo #blackgirlread #carribeanreads #bookreview #bookstagram #pubday #thelovesongsofwebdubois #booksforthesoul #booklover #booknerd #honoreejeffers #bookgirlmagic #blackbooks #reading #readingislit #bibliophile #bibliotheque #bookaddict #bookaholic #readersofinstagram #blackreads #blackbooksmatter #blackbooksarelit https://www.instagram.com/p/CS-LjObrqqI/?utm_medium=tumblr

[cocktailsinfilm]

Sex on the Beach - I Love You, Man (2009) #cocktailsinfilm #sexonthebeach #vodka #peachschnapps #jasonsegel #sarahburns https://www.instagram.com/p/BzOxVUeFUVn/?igshid=1p8yco2xko5xu

[nickyschneiderus]

Bernie Sanders may run in 2020 after ‘heartening’ polls with Black and Latino voters

Democratic presidential hopefuls have been dropping announcements left and right since the new year, and according to two sources who spoke to Yahoo! News, Bernie Sanders may soon be next.

The sources, who have “direct knowledge of his plans,” say that Sanders, who lost to Hillary Clinton in the Democratic presidential primary in 2016, was especially feeling good about a run because he recently polled as the most popular politician in the country and a leading Democratic contender.

“What the senator has this time that he didn’t have last time is he is the most popular elected official in the country right now,” the source told Yahoo! News. “That’s light years away from 2016 when very few people knew who he was.”

Also, pumping Sanders up: He was “heartened,” as Yahoo! put it, to see that he was a top candidate among Black and Latino voters—at least according to one poll.

While it’s no secret that the Democratic Socialist has a fired-up, hardcore base—and it’s not just white bros—this last part has marginalized people on Twitter scratching their heads. Just two days ago, a GQ interview dropped in which he made several tone-deaf remarks about race. For starters, Sanders emphasized, as he has before, that class, not race was the most important issue our country faces, trivializing the adversity endured by Americans of color.

In this GQ profile by @zengerle, Bernie Sanders emphasizes his viewpoint that class — not race — is the most important issue to tackle.

(He didn't say this in his MLK Day remarks in South Carolina this past Monday, by the way.) https://t.co/bXqyQfReG5 pic.twitter.com/obudoxD0FA

— Mark Murray (@mmurraypolitics) January 24, 2019

Weird how Bernie didn't talk about his true views on putting class before diversity when he was talking to Black people in South Carolina earlier this week.

— Marcus H. Johnson (@marcushjohnson) January 24, 2019

He also said his opponents “think that all that we need is people who are candidates who are black or white, who are black or Latino or woman or gay, regardless of what they stand for.” It’s a bit much to insinuate that a straight, cis white man is the best person to represent marginalized people without bothering to note there are things about their identities he may not understand. He is also ignoring that people of color, specifically Black and Latino voters, helped Democrats win the 2018 midterms, and were galvanized to vote because the playing field wasn’t as white and male as it usually is.

Bernie Sanders is not just attacking the current field of candidates who've already declared for the Democratic race, he's also dissing the diverse Blue Wave that helped Democrats retake the House in the 2018 midterms. https://t.co/Wa4Xlxttk4

— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) January 24, 2019

Bernie: 'My Opponents' Want Black, White, Gay, Latino or Women Candidates 'Regardless of What They Stand For'

No dude.

We just don’t want YOU. https://t.co/g4xZXPy8pN

— 2,864,974 (@sarahburnes) January 26, 2019

Bernie Sanders: I’m running for president Me, a woman with the knowledge that a pool of amazing women who are actual democrats are also in the race: pic.twitter.com/B4lSi6cQcr

— Cosmo (@cosmogirl7481) January 26, 2019

Not that there aren’t people happy for another Bernie bid.

Centrists say Sen. Bernie Sanders has a black problem.

But, raising minimum wage benefits an abundance of black and brown workers, as does ending cash bail. https://t.co/N2eu4WuWAT

— Dr. Victoria Dooley (@DrDooleyMD) January 26, 2019

I'm a BLACK WOMAN, LIFE LONG DEMOCRAT VOTING Bernie Sanders 2020. #WealthClass Cheated Millions Of Voters In 2016 To Prevent A Bernie Type Presidency. All We Want Is #AFutureToBelieveIn. We're BACK FOR THE RE-MATCH. It's GONNA BE AWESOME GOODNESS COS WE'RE OUT TO #DumpTrump!

— #RunBernieRun (@LostDiva) January 26, 2019

But maybe it’s just time for something new.

Media: Bernie Sanders ready to announce he jumping into the 2020 presidential race

Democrats: pic.twitter.com/Pv3QZURc8C

— Mr. Weeks

(@MrDane1982) January 26, 2019

Sanders’ camp has yet to make an official announcement.

from Ricky Schneiderus Curation https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/bernie-sanders-2020-announcement/

[movizark-blog]

First ‘Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later’ Trailer Is Insane and Amazing!! Check It Out!!

First ‘Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later’ Trailer Is Insane and Amazing!! Check It Out!! #Netflix, #WetHotAmericanSummer, #TenYearsLater, #FirstDayofCamp, #DavidWain, #MichaelShowalter, ADMiles, #AmyPoehler, #BethDover, #ChrisMeloni, #ChrisPine, #DavidHydePierce, #ElizabethBanks, #EricNenninger, #HJonBenjamin, #JaneaneGarofalo, #JasonSchwartzman, #JoeLoTrugloi, #JohnEarly, #JoshCharles, #KenMarino, #KristenWiig, #LakeBell, #MargueriteMoreau, #MarisaRyan, #MichaelIanBlack, #MollyShannon, #NinaHellman, #PaulRudd, #RichSommer, #SarahBurns, #ZakOrth, #JaiCourtney

Netflix has released the first trailer for the limited series Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later in all its insane, nutty glory. The show comes on the heels of Netflix’s 2015 limited series prequel Wet Hot American Summer: The First Day of Camp, which was an eight-episode continuation of the cult classic 2001 comedy. The film featured a scene in which all the characters promised to meet up…

[yusefsalaam]

#PowerPost👊🏻👊🏼👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿 Look what I found browsing the #Streams #TheCentralParkFive!!!! #AmazonPrime @KenBurns @SarahBurns @DavidMcMahon @SantanaRaymond @KevRichardson77 @KoreyKingWise #AntronMcCray #YusefSalaam #BecauseTheWorldMustKnow #Truth2Power #TheCentralPark5 #TheCentralParkFive (at Atlanta, Georgia)

[thearthausgroup]

Wanna dance in LA? Submit today @industry_la . . . @sarahaliceburns @thedreamshowbusiness @markopanzic @thedreamdancecompany . . #thearthausgroup #dance #entertainment #agency #perth #australia #losangeles #dancers #dancing #perthdancers #perthdancing #janellevaccaro #director #creativedirector #choreographer #choreography #aussiedancers #australiandancers #sarahaliceburns #sarahburns #beyonce #beyoncedancers #beyoncedancer #auditions #markopanzic #thedreamdancecompany #showbusiness #americandream #astarisborn #the411 (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrZtfggFWVy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11oxvx9tse2zn

[tamirplatzmannlike]

Where You Are

[copyrightlitigation]

Favorite tweets: Watch out, Lee Zeldin. We are coming for you. You do not represent us. Nancy Goroff will. #FlipNY01 #NancyGoroff #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare pic.twitter.com/W6QVvPaDdd— 2,864,974 (@sarahburnes) September 15, 2020

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