#documentarians

[basicallyanotherwitchesthing]

Witchcraft '70, ad, Boxoffice magazine, The National Film Weekly, 1970

[howfardoesthisgo]

new defunctland video dropped and i am crying

[mitskiluvr]

akechi: joker i hate you and you’re disgusting and i’m going to hurt you and make you suffer

morgana, sensing Something: akechi ,,, it's alright if you're gay and stuff

[inkyquince]

Yes Kylar has those sex toys that are just synthetic models of ass and crotch but they don't make him less horny. No, that man fucks them so hard with his stupid big dick that he keeps making them budge where the head of his cock squished inside of them. Then he imagined a tummy bulge for PC and blacks out and then he wakes up with a ripped pocket pussy and your underwear on his face.

[squigg-les]

Relistening to the white vault I forgot how attached I am to this guy

[cozy-the-overlord]

Catching up on the whole watcher situation because I ironically stopped watching their channel regularly because I didn’t like how expensively produced their shows were compared to Buzzfeed Unsolved’s simplicity

[notholaenas]

linnéa ❄️ @thewhitevault

[whoa-an-mcyt-blog]

oh my god i thought the update posts would slow down. but ivory keeps making stuff.

sooooo there was some intense character overload in the newest post when you turn up the brightness. there was a dash that we don't need since that's a part of the youtube link we already bruteforced, but the rest of the characters were very confusing...

eventually, we figured out that it's supposed to be this:

a link to a map on planet minecraft titled "0" with an image of a spruce tree as the thumbnail (and a skin that looks like ebony's...). there's a mediafire link, but there's nothing in it at the moment.

so how did we get from that gibberish to a planet minecraft link? well...

1: reading the letters from across got us this: seead://hhh.aw1ypextypnc1qe.nzx/aczypne/1-7483223/ (credit to dusk)

2: a ceaser cipher of -11 got it to this: https://www.pl1netminecr1ft.com/pronect/1-7483223/ (credit to... a bunch of people)

3: changing the 1s to As got this: https://www.planetminecraft.com/pronect/1-7483223/ (credit to thatchronomacer)

4: then, taking the remaining numbers and subtracting them by 1 got us to the final link. (credit to davidcz2051)

there doesn't seem to be anything important here, nor is there anything sus when you turn up the brightness on the thumbnail image, but we definitely need to keep track of this "skeleton squid" account, as well as the emberton wire twitter account.

but ofc the most important part is the description. ebony is four years old confirmed?!?!?!?!?!?!? (joke)

[v0idwraith]

slow down a damn minute you can’t just go from “that was the evening i chose to kill a man” to “the following recording comes from” ma’am there are still tears in my eyes

[blonderbrainpower]

Anthony Bourdain

[alex-the-bard]

Are the stars still there?

[neveragainfools]

Adding 'this was a notable moment in Wiggles lore' into my Big Book of Kevin's good quotes, the latest Defunctland slapped as per usual

[boombox-fuckboy]

Did I forget someone? Tell me in the notes.

Don't know any of these? Pick one and go listen!

[suskityrannushazelae]

after the documentarian called graham in s5

[lys-jeorge]

idk bro you wrote 'em

[unproduciblesmackdown]

immediately obsessed with this pic posted by summer stock ensemble member hannah balagot, "Sunday grills with Will"