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آج تنہا ہوں تو کسی نے آواز تک نہیں

دی کل دیگ ونڈی سی پاجی پاجی ہورئی سی

آم کھاتے ہوئے جس چیز کو سائیڈ

پر رکھنا پڑتا ہے اسے تمیز کہتے ہیں

بادام پر ہتھوڑی مارنے

سے بادام بھاگ کر پیٹی کے

زمانہ جاتا ہے بھاڑ میں تو جائے

نہیں چھوڑی جاتی ہم سے چائے

ﻋﺠﯿﺐ ﺳﯽ ﺣﺎﻟﺖ ﮨﮯ

ﺗﯿﺮﮮ ﺟﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﮯ ﺑﻌﺪ۔۔ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ

چیونگم چبانے والے کا معدہ ضرور یہ سوچتا ہوگا

کہ یہ کیا کھایا جارہا ہے جو نیچے نہیں آرہا ہے

کسی کو کھونے کا غم کیا ہوتا ہے یہ کل رات پتہ لگا

جب مونگ پھلی کا ایک ثابت دانہ چھلکوں میں گم ہو گیا

‏کل غصے میں بادام کا

پورا پیکٹ کھا لیا😊

بادام زیادہ کھا بیٹھی ہوں کوئی

بتائے گا فالتو عقل کا کیا کروں

‏بلال یہ تم آنکھیں بند کر کے املی کیوں کھاتے ہو؟

ناصر میں نے اپنی امی سے وعدہ کیا تھا کہ

میں املی کی طرف دیکھوں گا بھی نہیں

اتنی خوشی ڈھیر مونگ پھلی کھانے کی نہیں ہوتی

جتنی آخر میں چھلکوں میں سے مونگ پھلی ملنے کی ہوتی ہے

ناراض کیوں ہوتے ہو چلے جاتے ہیں تیری محفل

سے ویسے بھی بریانی جہاں آلو والی ہو

وہاں ہم رکا نہیں کرتے

ہر اداس شخص کا مسئلہ عشق نہیں ہوتا

کسی کا مالٹا بھی کھٹا نکل آتا ہے

کیلا کھانے سے ہڈیاں مضبوط ہوتی ہیں اور کیلے

کے چھلکے پر پاوں رکھنے سے ٹوٹ بھی جاتی ہیں

کوئی چیز اتنی تکلیف نہیں دیتی

جتنا بے دھیانی میں گرم چائے کا

جہاں دال نہ گلے

وہاں ساگ پکا لو

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Sardar joke in Hindi / Hinglish

Sardar joke in Hindi / Hinglish

👳‍♂️ Sardar party main apne pariwar ke Saath gaye. apne 👨 dost se unhone 👨‍👨‍👧‍👦pariwaar ka parichya is tarah karaya :- ‘main 👳‍♂️sardar, yeh 👩‍🦰 sardarni, yeh mera 👦kid aur yeh 👧kidney.’ 🚢Titanic ke sath 👳‍♂️sardar bhi doob raha tha! aur 😂hans bhi raha tha! 🙍‍♂️ Aadmi : oye, kyu 😂hans rahe ho? 👳‍♂️sardar : Shukar hai me ne return 🎫ticket nahi kharida warna bekaar ho jana tha.

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Trump Stumbles on Indian Names, Hindi Word in Cricket Stadium Speech

Cheered by more than 100,000 people at the opening of the world’s largest cricket stadium, Trump tried to praise his host, Prime Minister Narendra Modi, for achieving high office despite his humble origins as a tea seller, or “chai wala”.

— February 24, 2020

AHMEDABAD, India (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump on Monday managed to mangle his pronunciation of several Indian names and a Hindi word on an otherwise successful first day of his state visit to India.

Cheered by more than 100,000 people at the opening of the world’s largest cricket stadium, Trump tried to praise his host, Prime Minister Narendra Modi, for achieving high office despite his humble origins as a tea seller, or “chai wala.”

“The life of Prime Minister Modi underscores the limitless promise of this great nation. He started out by his father’s side as a ‘chee wala’, a tea-seller,” Trump said, drawing laughter, cheers and jokes on Twitter.

Modi often invokes his humble family roots at political rallies, presenting himself as a man of the people who has fought his way to the top against great odds. Trump, though from a much more privileged background, also likes to pose as a champion of ordinary Americans against a remote, uncaring elite.

U.S. President Donald Trump addresses the audience during the "Namaste Trump" event at Sardar Patel Gujarat Stadium, in Ahmedabad, India, February 24, 2020.

“When he (Modi) was a young man, he worked at a cafeteria in this city... I will tell you this, he’s very tough,” Trump said, pausing for a firm handshake with Modi, his “true friend”.

Modi, a nationalist who won re-election last year and has shifted his country firmly to the right with policies that his critics decry as ethnically divisive, touts his relationship with Trump as proof of his own global standing.

In his speech, Trump also cited a famous 19th century Hindu monk - often quoted by Modi himself - Swami Vivekananda, but it came out as ‘Vivekamumund”, to the delight of the crowd, many of whom wore Trump masks and “Namaste (hello) Trump” hats.

Trump also stumbled over the names of Modi’s home state of Gujarat and its biggest city Ahmedabad - where he was speaking - as well as the names of two Indian cricket heroes, Sachin Tendulkar and current team captain Virat Kohli.

Trump and his wife Melania later flew to the city of Agra to pay a sunset visit to the Taj Mahal, the 17th century mausoleum of love and one of the most popular tourist destinations in the world.

Reporting by Neha Dasgupta; Editing by Euan Rocha and Gareth Jones

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“O God, you are all powerful, inexpressible and imperceptible... By your mercy, My I find peace, This is your Servant Nanak’s Lasting Prayer” — Guru Nanak ( The Founder of Sikhism) —————— It’s 550th anniversary Celebration season of Guru Nanak the Founder of Sikhism. What a blessed Service at Sikh Temple in Chicago, USA. Listening to Hymns Of Guru Nanak, Guru Kabir, Guru Ravidas energizes my soul. Sikhism is a Monotheistic, Non-Hindu, Anti-Idol, Anti-Caste Religion Founded By Guru Nanak, They worship One God. There’s lot to learn from Sikhs how they overcame 1984 anti-Sikh Riots, in which thousands of Sikhs were butchered and Burned Alive Women we’re brutally raped and killed, more than 30 years the Justice for Sikhs is Still pending, Justice delayed means Justice Denied that’s clear. Time may heal the wounds but the greatest damage was done, 1984 Riots will remain as a Blot on India. Without conviction of asking forgiveness by the Casteist/Racist rulers and Their Devotees of that time, Reconciliation will remain just a mere talk. Sikhs are still mocked in day to day life in Sanskrit influenced Brahmin/Hindu Languages Of India like Hindi, Marathi. We often read ‘SARDAR JOKES’ go viral on social media. Apart from facing brutal Physical Genocide, Cultural Mockery, they Love to serve, They love to feed the hungry. The most influential part for me is that after such a deadly massacre, Sikhs have been successful to rebuild and empower themselves. You won’t find any Sikh Homeless or Begging on the Streets. Many Sikhs Today have become influential people in the areas of their work on global platform. Today we see there are 18 Sikhs as member of parliament in Canada, Canada’s Deputy Prime minister is a Sikh. That’s the Beauty of the Grace of the Living God Which endures forever. All the Very Best to Sikh Brothers and sisters as they Plan to Celebrate 550th Birthday of their founder Guru Nanak all around the Globe. Long Live the Legacy Of The Seekers Of essence of Truth which sets us free. Long Live Mission Reconciliation. Dhan Dhan Satguru, Satnaam Waheguru, BOLE SO NIHAL, SASTREEAKAL. LET THE KINGDOM COME. Obed Manwatkar (at Devon Gurudwara Sahib of Chicago) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4a1ODJFc6awuuITOl_44uvUwsUBc3eO3YN2ms0/?igshid=1knxuy5d3ka8h

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Sardar jokes in hindi - सरदार जोक्स

Sardar jokes in hindi – सरदार जोक्स

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सरदार: मैं ट्रेन में पूरी नाइट सो नहीं पाया

दोस्त: क्यों?

सरदार: मेरी सीट अच्छी नहीं थी,

मेरी नजदीक की सीट खाली थी पर मैंने नहीं ली!

मित्र: क्यों नहीं ली?

सरदार: ओये, वहा पे एक्सचेंज करने के लिए कोई…

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ये पढ़ लोगे तो सरदार की तारीफ़ ही करोगे- क्या जवाब दिया है बन्दे को !!!

ये पढ़ लोगे तो सरदार की तारीफ़ ही करोगे- क्या बोला है !!! #jokes

एक आदमी स्कूटर पर बैठ कर पिक्चर हाल के सामने सरदार से पूछ बैठा :- आदमी :- भाईसाहब , स्कूटर स्टैंड कहाँ है ?

सरदार :- भाईसाब , पहले आप अपना नाम बताइये ?

आदमी :- रमेश !

सरदार :- आपके माता पिता क्या करते हैं ?

आदमी :- क्यों ? वैसे भाईसाब मैं , लेट हो जाऊंगा और पिक्चर शुरू हो जाएगी !

सरदार :- तो जल्दी बताओ ??

आदमी :- मेरी माँ , एक डॉक्टर हैं और मेरे पिता जी इंजीनियर हैं ! अब बता दीजिये ?

सरदार :-…

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Train Me Ek Sardar Ke 100 Rupye Gum Ho Gye Joke

ट्रैन में एक सरदार जी के 100 रूपये ��गुम” हो गये…! :: :: :: तभी एक मुसलमान ने बोला = या अल्लाह #बिसमिला… :: :: :: सरदार = साले, अगर तुझे #बिसमिला, तो बाकि 80 किसको मिला…??? बता साले बता… 😀 😛 😉 🙂 🙂 😀 😀 😛 😉 🙂 🙂 😀

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