#Funny Jokes

[interest-somebody-price-foot40]

https://taylor-296.tengp.icu/p/keDbR9X

[particularly-spring-behavior-i]

https://jennifer-098.szhdyy.com.cn/et/ETKu6fp

https://jennifer-098.szhdyy.com.cn/et/ETKu6fp

[the-hilarious]

[j4ckme]

[just-being-all-by-myself]

"This boy told me he likes me, but my self esteem is telling me that he must have meant it in a platonic way and he wants us to stay friends" - the trilogy book

@shenanigans-and-sass @tillyoakley

[axolotlsforlife]

Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

[a--z--u--l]

[dont-be-tumb]

[n-u-b-e-s-n-e-g-r-a-s]

[legittriplecrit]

The only reason I'm still on twitter is because of banger of tweets like this.

Context: Elon suspended an account that tracked his private jet (using publicly available data) and then suspended several journalist who reported on the story.

[saturnisscreaming]

Y'know the thing people do in movies/shows where there like a monster/creature place and they poke a stick in there to investigate? Then it comes out shorter cause it got all chomped or broken? I want them to stick the stick in there and it comes back longer

I just grew your stick what're you gonna do about it

[theeyoungalabastor]

I am Wheezing

[flyingkoalaandsloths]

credit: paul white

[the-hilarious]

[roadpiracyisnothijacking]

The animal of the bisexual man