do you ever worry that ant dentists (being dentists that are humans that simply perform on ants) reach to pull out their ant sized mirrors to look in the ant’s mouth, but accidentally pull out their regular human-sized mirror instead, and burn the ant?? I think about this a lot and it’s the one thing keeping me away from insect dentistry.
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Imagine if me and all of my mutual were suddenly transported to a giant room and we didn't know who exactly everyone is
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it's kinda scary to think that now when i finish my semester, it won't be another summer break instead it'll be unemployment
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I'm a teaching assistant for a media studies class this fall and I'm really afraid I'm gonna let it slip how intertwined with this stupid show I am. or maybe the 18 yr olds will just Sense it
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i finished miku but my battery ran out just as i was doing the final touches, sobbing
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Behind my facade of normalcy lies a world of imperfections, a tapestry woven with tragedies and emotions. In the depths of my being, I battle a relentless self-hatred, and yet, it seems no one has ever asked why. Sometimes, the greatest struggles are the ones we hide most skillfully.
— @ZaydAlix
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Its one way to make sure a sub cant cum I guess
no balls = no cum
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can u imagine what luffy wld be like on adderall
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30 days in the mind of a Yandere (2/30)
please read the tags before continuing loves! sorry i was gone for so long but im back!
I don't understand how there are so many people on here who only address the obsessive thoughts that go along with being a "yandere" (having Obsessive Love Disorder). Maybe they're just playing a role? Like, do they WANT to have it?
I wish nearly every day that I could just love someone like normal.
I wish EVERY DAY that I didn't have to feel the need to rip my eyes out and claw my skin off every time my darling leaves.
I wish that I didn't have such enticing intrusive thoughts about KIDNAPPING the person I love.
I wish I didn't throw up for hours just because my ex called me and I'm so wrapped in my obsession that I can't even function correctly.
Perhaps people think being a Yandere, or an obsessive lover is "edgy" or "scary" but they don't actually realize how over the edge and scary it is.
Not scary because I don't want it. But scary because I can't stop it. I can't and I won't.
I can only fight my hallucinations and delusions for so long. My darling... She's going to see me break. She's going to see how far from reality I actually am. How desperate I am.
And I don't really want that. She doesn't need to see it. She's too good for me, but I can't care about that because I'm too wrapped around her to distance myself.
And until you feel such back-breaking, neck-snapping pressure to be a part of your darling's every day life or you might as well just kill yourself, do you REALLY know how it is? Or is it just an aesthetic to you? Because if this wasn't real, we'd all be better off.
~ Mal 🍵
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If vampires had fast food restaurants, would they even bother with straws, or would they just suck the blood right out the side of the cup?
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the unironic parroting of characters like patrick bateman and armstrong scare me because what if that also happened to victor
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I think I might be literally the only person at my workplace who is vaccinated
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i want to grow my hair out
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