#Sebby-chan

[drk-of-light]

When my roommates ask what happened to my paycheck

[chihuahuat0by]

Recent Drawing of Sebastian! Made this in march but forgot to upload, partly made because of the excitement over a new season, even if the new season isnt my favorite. But alsoo I mean who doesnt enjoy him biting his gloves off :3

[lunatic-fandom-space]

Ugh so, in ther german version of the manga Grell calls Sebastian Basti. and its so upsetting to me thank god she just calls him dearest Sebastian or my sweet Sebastian in the anime, if I had to actually listen to a voice actor perform that I think i wouldve died

[estcaligo]

This is not a drill I repeat this is real

Leona calls Sebek "majime-chan"

And he remembers his name just like Sebby wanted😭😭💚💚

[larz-barz]

Injury repair

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Warning(s)/info: Cuteness, Sebastian is @shycroissanti’s oc

Tagging: @bottlecapsandotherthings @nothingtoseehere1-2-3 @rosalinastan1 @ayunakatsukiwolfhashira @pinkwisteria @nimmie-nugget @kimetsu-chan @slayfics @night-mince0 @frostburn-shoto @floofgryph

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Sebastian walks into Irina’s house with a tired smile. “Yuyu?” He calls out then chuckles when Yuina runs out of her room to hug him.

“Hi Sebby! How did your mission go?” She asks with a smile then checks him for injuries.

Before Sebastian can respond, Yuina leads him to the couch and sits him down. “Here, stay here. I’ll take care of your injuries.”

Sebastian nods and smiles softly as he watches Yuina go to a closet to grab the first aid kit.

She comes back and sits next to him, humming softly as she begins to gently tend to his injuries.

“Thank you, Yuyu..” Sebastian smiles and kisses her temple.

Yuina blushes and returns the smile. “Of course, Sebby.. I love you..”

Sebastian smiles as Yuina finishes tending to him then he hugs her.

“I love too, Yuyu..”

~the end~

i hope you like it shyyy🥺🫂💕💕 (sorry it’s so short😭)

[dante-disowned-danielle]

What Happens in Vegas Doesn't ALWAYS Stay in Vegas

Dante was on tour with Vivienne and Chan and had been away from his boyfriend and daughter for nearly 2 months. They talked every day on FaceTime, his daughter in her first year of college and Sebastian filling the time with his channel, but it wasn't the same. He was finally close to home and he invited Sebby out to spend the weekend with him in Vegas. He practically jumped on his boyfriend the second he got through security at the concert venue. "God Sebby. I've missed you so much, baby." He says caressing his cheek before kissing him deeply.

[sharky857]

Seb? 👀 Seb? Sebby? Sebastian? Sebbie? Sebasu-chan? Seb??? 👀👀👀

[aa-power-of-nine]

More nicknames!! Now this extends to the rest of the (PO9-ified) Agency and their friends! (The dead folks and mostly just acquainted folks would need their own posts if/when I get to it)

Trucy — “Truce” to Apollo and Phoenix (and Athena sometimes, “Trucy-doll” to Eldoon, “T” to Wocky.

Vera — Wocky calls her “V”.

Wocky — Apollo and Athena occasionally call him “Wock Star” (also spelled “Wok Star”) when he took interest in playing guitar.

Machi — Sometimes, Apollo and Wocky call him “Mach”.

Kay — Self-nicknames as “Kay-Kay” when being cheeky. (She doesn’t care too much for Delicia’s “Kay Fay”)

Sebastian — “Seb” to willing nicknamers, though to Kay he’s “Sebbie”. (Maya steals Delicia’s nickname of “Besty”)

Pearl — “Pearly” or “Pearls”; most prefer the former.

Juniper — “Junie” to Athena (and Robin on occasion), “Woods-chan” to Simon, and Wocky is trying to get “Junes” to stick (he can’t always just do one letter names 😂)

Hugh and Robin — They are not really on the nickname train, but Sebastian has tried “Hughie and Robbie” on them, which they are not going for XD. (Though when teaching the young ones - that being Faitah, Faith, and Sadie when they come to visit - about opposites, Athena used them in their “Hot and Cold” example and now the kids usually end up calling them that 🤣)

Larry — Usually “Larr” from Phoenix and Lotta. When he started going by Laurice, the former went back to his actual name while the latter picked up “Laurie” as one. Datz goes with “LD” when referring to him (yes, then meeting would be as chaotic as it sounds).

Rayfa — Datz calls her “Ray-Ray”. Raymond called her “Little Ray” once (because “Mini-Me” would have gone over terribly worse).

Nahyuta — “Yuta” or “Yuty”, of course, but barely anyone can get away with those nicknames. Even when on better terms, Simon still calls him “Sad Monk” (the only one he’ll tolerate).

Lana — No one alive has nicknamed her, aside from Ema in a far off point in her youth calling her “La-La”. (Mia called her “Lan” before though)

Ahlbi — Phoenix goes to “Ahlb”, Datz to “Ahl”.

Armie — She has no nicknames of her own either, aside from “Sarge” (which Dhurke is the only one who still calls her that) but still passes out ranks to the people she’s around the most (except for Ema and Klavier; she’s stumped).

Uendo — Datz is partial to “UT”, but not while Nahyuta is present, to avoid confusion. (As for the alters, Owen has turned down “Owie”, but Athena and Wocky have gone for “Patchy” and “Kisi” for Patches and Kisegawa, which they tolerate.)

Datz — Apollo used to call him “Uncle Datz”, but does it far less often. Faitah and Faith are now partial to it, though.

Beh’leeb — The locals call her “Madame B” or “Miss Leeb” because it’s easier to them.

Jinxie — “Jinx” to Trucy, Wocky, and sometimes Betty when visiting.

Betty and Bonny — “Bette” and “Bon-Bon” respectively, Wocky came up with them but Robin also uses them.

Myriam — “Myri” from Athena. Juniper uses it on occasion.

Ellen — “Elly” from Larry still, but Maya, Ema, and Kay are partial to “Ell”.

Sorin — Only Ellen has tried nicknaming him. She went with “Sori”. (Larry tried and got exactly 11 passive-aggressive paper cuts for even daring to.)

Sasha and Marlon – Surprisingly, they do not have nicknames either. They do prefer their stage names when they’re acting in character around others, though.

[tuiccim]

Thanks so much for the tag, sweet @ysmmsy !

Rules: Make a new post. no cheating! you’re starring in a movie with the last person you saved in your camera roll. the last song you've listened to is the title. who/what is it

Sebastian Stan!!!

Shocking that it's Sebby, right? I think this is a psychological thriller where Seb and I are good friends and live next door to each other in our apartment complex. A woman who lives in the building across from us can see in our windows and creates an elaborate story in her head of an unrequited love between us. She begins obsessing when she sees that I've started dating another man, and she determines that she needs to break us up in order to get my character to be with Seb. She proceeds to terrorize me and eventually murders my boyfriend. I'm arrested for the murder and Seb tries to clear my name. She keeps leaving clues for him to find until he finally puts it together and proves there is no way you could have murdered the boyfriend while not incriminating herself. He stays with you to help get you through everything, and you eventually end up falling in love. In the final scene, we see Seb proposing through the window as the woman watches while sipping her tea.

I'm so sorry for going overboard on the plot.

No Pressure tags: @navybrat817 @weekendgothgirl @nekoannie-chan and anyone else who wants to participate.

[asmrtist-brainrot]

Let me introduce: The Love Boldly Listeners!!

I usually have a good image in my head around the listener character designs. These came a little easier to me though because they’re named. I tried to be consistent with them all but I forgot the brush settings when I got to Spark.

I drew them all on my phone too, sorry about the line weight.

These are from my favorite series in no particular order. I’d also like to draw Eden, Avery, and maybe Ember?

~ Dari

Headcanons under the cut!!

Chase

while they inherited their Mama’s hair and were-polar bear traits; everything else is what they got from their Papa - from placid chillness to emotional intelligence

their eyes were somewhat of a genetic phenomenon, especially since their mum’s traits were considered dominant - the deep blue with gold is a nice blend and something through their life often attracted people to them

it’s a wonder their eyes hadn’t been another sort of hint as to them not being human - but in certain lights - it’s likely it was just assumed to be hazel as opposed to gold

“six feet tall and super strong” except that Chase is 6′ 4″ and Alex is on somewhat of a power trip because they’re more uh - submissive under the sheets

leans on the thicker side in terms of body type - both parental genetics and their polar bear are an influence to that

Channing

appearing very strict comes with their profession, it adds to their no nonsense attitude so they know children are taken care of

adopted, but said parents do love them a lot; not 100% clear if their biological parents were the same - said to look like their blood mother

subtle gold ring around their pupil, looks uniform, very common in lycanthropes / turned werewolves (trust fund baby, their adopted parents are politicians after all)

crescent moon tattoo gotten out of acceptance to their lycanthropy

also taller than Jeremy; made mostly out of assumption that Sarge referred to him as a “pipsqueak” and in that he’d probably also like the dichotomy in submission to their put together appearance 

Arden

it is recently revealed that Arden is, in fact, an empath - still a magical with biology specifically in tune with feelings of all types

likely used their magic and got into work in allowing hurt / wronged people to redeem themselves with clear success

uses their generally unassuming disposition to approach these individuals easily; even continues being friendly with the people they help long after the charges had been dropped

felt Kieran’s feelings the most powerfully and decided to stick closer to him, mostly because they had some sort of idea that he might be a possible mate

he’s real tall and big in comparison to them but that’s because he’s a full grown demon

Oakley

they look a lot like their mum, though it is noted that they inherited their father’s eyes

their lucky clover tattoo is semi-recent, mostly as they felt it was a nice marking after they and Sebastian solved their gremlin problem

they call him “Sebby”; he did complain about it but ultimately stopped protesting after he realized he really liked to coming from their mouth

switches between different flowers they like to put in their hair and all the vases in their home swap around depending on décor and time of year (ex. red poinsettia during the winter)

soft, squishy body, while they’ve called Sebastian a bed - he lowkey uses them as a pillow more often then not

Spark

demons really have whatever appearance they like (as long as their appearance is proportionate to their age); before they met Cobalt, their hair and eyes were white before they adopted eyes as blue as his

then had white hair for the longest time until Cobalt had met the healer - where they gave themselves blond hair to match her’s (though I imagine her to be a lighter blonde)

initially self conscious of the size of their horns (one thing they couldn’t change) so Cobalt helped them get over it by putting stickers and such on them; now they do it as somewhat of a fashion statement - and because it’s fun

despite being childish; they like dressing well and is considered a little extra - Cobalt was surprised when they asked him if they looked okay because they’ve always been assured in their state of dress

rather petite in appearance, they’ve been confused for being much younger a lot so it’s not too surprising people assume they are one

Landry

Ravenoff described Landry’s lips as sultry and my brain just came with the thought that they look super dignified and intimidating and such... but we know they’re an agent of chaos

adopted Rav’s more traditional vampire-esque style after they were turned, though does try to help modernize his wardrobe in spite of his love for formal wear

a total mom friend; constantly worried about everyone - especially wanting to see Byron again as he’s been alone all the time since he’d been turned (knowing that Rav would not let them see him on their own)

in the process of learning more about vampire laws; while having some rudimentary idea from their time with Byron under Bleek’s thumb - is interested in all magical law and researching practices

they like the look corsets give them so they used to wear them if they wanted to be “extra” but since becoming a vampire, they’ve leaned into dramatics a little bit more

Tallest to Shortest: Chase, Landry, Channing, Arden, Oakley, Spark

[drk-of-light]

raiding dressed as ame chan tonight :3

[nana1000night]

我在 2022 年張貼了 23,657 次

那可是比 2021 年還多了 23,657 more posts呢！

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#but she just choose saying sth to ruined this and blocked those ppl who remind her that taiwan is not a part of china

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STARDUST REBLOG CHALLENGE Masterlist

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WRITERS REC

So... I made the rec list about the writers who I followed.

Might update if they update :p

I try to copy their nav. or masterlist...but some doesn’t have or link didn’t work.

Some writers(or most of them?) would write both them or only specific characters, so becareful.

Chris Evans Characters|Part2|

Sebastian Stan Characters|Part2|

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[unbridledbrainrots]

A day in their class...

Rating: PG-15  Length: ~600 words Genre: Slice of (school) life, modern!AU? probably Pairing: Sebastian Moran (from Moriarty The Patriot)  x  OC (named Marjorie Reiss) though I prefer this one is Marjorie-centric story featuring Sebastian at the end lol Notes: Highkey dry humour or absurd... huhh you name it, may contain inaccuracies, quick proofread so sorry for some errors! Oh, they’re still friends in this timeline

Attending math class after lunch break was one of several phases that Marjorie wouldn’t recommend to everyone. Especially when the nippy breeze struck her face like it was trying to hypnotise her into its abyss of unconsciousness. In addition, sitting further back in the class worsened the situation. To conclude, it was a perfect orchestra for her lullaby. 

And that’s… that’s what currently happened. 

Her right arm tried its best to bear her head that had been nodding for umpteen times. Her mind was on a brink of combustion whether to instruct her eyes kept wide open and her ears pricked up for the teacher’s explanation, or her entire system shut down for a nice power nap. Her glasses were taken off from her face eversince she was seduced by the zephyr. Her lips had been curled inward, merely avoiding any drool leaked from her mouth. Normally, she would slam the table by reflex every time a drop of saliva fell down and then miraculously regained her consciousness. 

Ahh, too bad it was math class! Marjorie could sneak some snacks to keep her alert, but Mr. Gregson had eagle eyes. He rarely allowed his students to eat during his class unless it was an emergency. Whenever he caught his students dozing off, he only asked them to wash their faces in the loo. Yet he calculated the time they spent in his head! That’s why no one dared to stop by the cafeteria or drag their feet back to the class. His class was indeed one of the strictests here. Never did she survive his class without accidentally sleeping. To the point that she thought he had tagged her as an easy target to answer the question on the chalkboard just by how often she got called out. 

She was one step closer to REM…

“Miss Reiss,” that hoarse voice awakened her, but her souls were still scattered around. In a full bafflement, she looked at Mr. Gregson who had been standing next to her. Silence, it was all blank stare. Everyone in the class knew she hadn’t woken up completely. 

That stern teacher handed over a stick of white chalk to her and chillingly half-whispered, “it’s time for you to say goodbye to your world.”

She slightly nodded, yet still puzzled. 

“Leave everything behind- no, you can bring your notes, and do number 2 there,” his hand aimed at the board that had already been divided into three sections. One was already filled by him as an example.

“N-now?”

“Yes, Miss Reiss.”

“But I haven’t done anything good in this world.”

“You’ve finished that number and I’ve checked it.”

“The grim reaper will grant you leniency if you finish it correctly,” he continued.

The living corpse ascended from her chair then dawdled her way to the blackboard.

“Number 3,” Mr. Gregson passed another chalk to Sebastian, in which it also snapped him back to reality. 

Shrk… shrk… the dusty white chalk slowly rubbed the slate. Marjorie kept shifting her glance between her notes and the board. But she barely understood her notes. It was too cryptic for someone who was half-asleep. Yet she was too indulged in writing the answer until her right hand crashed into someone’s left arm, making that person accidentally streaked a small part of his answer.

On an impulse, she stared at that person next to her. Unfortunately, her glasses were left on her table, so she could only see the outline of the person. Tousled, black… is this Sebby-chan? She pondered while squinting. 

Perhaps she snorted chalk dust too much as she abruptly handed her notes to him.

“Exchange.”

Instead of telling her to open her eyes, Sebastian gave her his notes without any hesitation. Hadn’t he already woken up? Or had he inhaled the dust as well? 

As though they shared one last braincell, Marjorie and Sebastian switched their spots. She did his, and he did hers. They continued solving the questions respectively, although he struggled deciphering her disastrous writing.

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

Hello! I really love your writing! Would you mind making a scenario where you are the queen’s kitten and develop love with Charles Grey who you hate? I would appreciate if you do it! Please take your time! Don’t stress over school or anything! Lots of love and support from Sebby chan❤

aaaaaa I’m sorry, love, you seem to have sent this using the submission feature during a time when my requests were closed!

if you’d like to resend, you can do so while I have my askbox open through tonight. I’ll be closing it at 12 A.M., USA Eastern Daylight Time!

if you don’t get it sent in before then, please please don’t use the submission feature to send requests; the submission feature is for others to submit their own writing if they’d like it featured on the blog. the submission feature is NOT for requests, and if my askbox is CLOSED, that means requests are also closed.

sorry, dear, but feel free to either resend while the askbox is open to make it a proper request or wait till the next time it opens after I finish the batch I’ve got! and thank you for the support and well wishes! <3

[the-letter-horror-lover]

Reader X Black Butler-Loids

CrazyGirl106

Summary:

I've always loved those Heta-Loid stories....and I love Black Butler....lets have them both!

Please, tell me what you think. This is my first story!

Notes:

Warning. Contains Swearing, Sex (Sometimes) And Hot Men!

Chapter 1: Sebastian-Loid

Chapter Text

As you flick through the magazine, bored beyond compare, you come across an advert. Oh my god, its for the new BBLoids! You have been a dedicated fan of Black Butler since you heard of it, and know they have bought out Loids! As you look through the new makes you see some of the main characters. They have Ciel, Grell, Agni, Prince Soma and even Undertaker! But the one that drew your eye the most was the Sebastian-loid. It look impeccable with its pristine black suit, silky black hair and those eyes. So beautiful. And the add said they even changed colour like in the Anime/Manga. You start to smile widely as you think of all the housework you could get done with a Sebby-loid, Never have to clean the dishes or hover the carpet. And you get a hot butler to watch. You quickly look for the price. Oh......Fuck. Who the hell could pay over £2000 pounds for a robot! You sigh and close the magazine, disappointed that your short lived dream had crashed and burned (Like Englands cooking!)

As you stand up and move towards your bedroom, your phone rings. You pick it up, ''Hello?'' You ask, wondering who would have called you out of the blue. ''Hello, this is Dream-R-Us, we have been reviewing your file and have come to the conclusion that you deserve a dream fulfillment. You may choose anything you wish as long as it is in our power to provide it. Oh yes, money is not short in supply by the way.'' You pull the phone away from your ear and look at it like it had started to turned funky colours, ''Ok, Lets say for a second, just a second, I believe you, could you please send me a Sebastian-loid, the ones from the BBMerch mag?'' You ask, very skeptical. ''Of course we can Miss (F/N). It will be there by morn'' The voice stops and you realize they have hung up. ''God Damn prank calls....but...how did they know my name...?'' You ask yourself, by now slightly scared. You shake your head and sigh, tired from a long day. You move to your bedroom and lie down, drifting off into the land of dreams, a certain red eyes butler on your mind.

ZZZZZZZZ (Snore) ZZZZZZZZZZZ

You awake to a loud knock on your front door. You groan and sit up, dragging your butt towards the front door, ''I'm coming, i'm coming!' You shout, coffee still not in your system. You throw open the door, scaring the young man standing there with your bed head, ''What!?!'' You half shout, half grumble. ''D...Delivery F..for Miss.....(Y..y/n)'' The poor young man stutters. You shrug and sign the board, not seeing the giant box behind the young man, ''I'm sorry..'' You look at his name badge, ''Finny, I'm not a morning person'' He smiles so brightly you wince, as it almost burns, ''Its alright miss. I'll bring the package in!'' He says happily. You finally see the giant Box, ''HOLY SHIT! WTF IS THAT?!?!'' You shout. Finny smiles as the sets it down in your front room with ease, ''Its a gift from Dreams-R-us, miss. Have a nice day.'' As he says this, he disappears into thin air, all thats left behind is a note, 'Have fun~'. You rub your eyes and blink rapidly, ''Da Faq?'' you say to yourself. You walk towards the large box and see a logo....it looks like....no......ITS THE BBLOID LOGO! You pull the front of the box open and standing there is a perfect replica of your favorite demon butler.......Claude! Just kidding, its Sebby-Chan! You start to breath heavily, fangirling majorly, but calm down as you start to hum the theme turn of hetalia in your head. You reach into the box and grip the, pulling it out. You flip to the activation page,

'Hello, Congratulations on purchasing our Sebby-Loid! You are now the proud owner of your own Demon butler. To activate your butler, you have a choice of two things. Firstly, you can bake a perfect souffle and place it in front of him. The other (easier) option is placing cat ears on your head and meowing. Yes, we know this is humiliating, but its worth it. Sebby-chan comes with his own set of silverware, a cat plushie and black rose. (also a pair of black leather stripper boots....don't ask). Your Loid will perform any household task and prepare food for you.

Warning: Loid may develop feelings after living with new 'master' .Also, if this occurs, Sebby-Loid is very possessive and.....rough.'

You blush at the last word. You smile and run upstairs to fetch your neko ears from your last cosplay outfit. You instantly dismissed the thought of cooking a souffle as you can[t cook for shit. You plop the ears that match your hair colour onto your head, securing them into place before hopping down the stairs. As you stand in front of the loid, you blush, ''Why must i do this?'' You mumble, but before you can talk yourself out of it you let out a sound, ''Meow''

As you are pushed onto the sofa behind you by the weight of a male as he hugs you, cooing sweet things about kittens and how soft your ears are, you decide you should have bought a souffle. ''ok, get off you big lug!'' you shout, becoming uncomfortable as you were only wearing shorts and a baggy t-shirt. The man gets off you slowly, ''I'm so very sorry mistress, its just you looked so cute'' responded the deep, silky voice of the handsome specimen in front of you. You look the loid up and down, blushing as you can clearly see the muscles outlined by his well made blazer and tightish trousers. He just smirks, ''Want me to turn around my lady?'' He asks, slightly teasingly. ''No! er....could you please......make breakfast? ''You ask, still not completely sure on how to react. He gives on of those fake ass, closed eye smiles and replies, ''Of course My lady'' he simply walks into your kitchen and starts cooking. you shrug and smile, 'This is gonna be fun' you think, but little did you know, Your loid was thinking the same thing.

XXXXXX Time skip brought to you by Grells FABULOUSNESS! XXXXXX

Three weeks. Three long, tiring weeks. No, not because you had to do anything, just because it was that damn hard resisting the urge to jump Sebastians bones! You sigh as he carries on rubbing your shoulders, as this had become a daily even after you complained about being sore from working all day. He smirks as he thinks some very unsavory thoughts about you. Yes, he was finding it just as hard not to pounce on you. You think for a moment they ask, ''Sebby, what do you think of me?'' he seems quite shocked by your question, ''Well, my lady, you are a amazing mistress'' he says in a slightly cautious voice. ''No, what do you think of me as a person? Honestly, Sebby'' You ask. ''Well my lady.'' He walks round to sit next to you, ''You are the most exquisite creature i have seen, inside and out. You sould is pure, yet has a underlying layer of beautiful sin- delicious. I have wanted you since the first moment i laid eyes on you, your face flushed and the ears on your head sticking out at an angle. i felt so proud knowing i had caused that look and, my lady, if i had my way, you would ONLY wear the ears'' he says, his eyes flashing that demonic red. You are breathless, your face red with embarrassment and excitement.

He smiles, a real smile, but with a hint of sadness, ''I'm sorry my lady, but i love you. I apologize again if the feelings are not recuperate.'' he stands and tries to walk away, only to be pulled back by you. You pull him forward and press your lips to his, showing how much you needed him, wanted him. He smirks and kisses back, biting quite hard on your bottom lip, drawing blood. You gasp and he takes the chance to explore your mouth, moaning into the kiss. He pulls back with a sinful smirk, your face flushed and your eyes lidded, ''I think we should find those ears'' he whispers into your ear, nibbling slightly. ''Come along, kitten. time for bed'' he picks you up and walks towards your stairs, ''Its not even 12 yet, far too early to sleep!'' you protest. ''Now, my lady. Whoever said anything about sleeping?'' He purred. Lets just say that you were the one truly purring that night.

Dream fulfillment: SUCCESS!

Chapter 2: Ciel-Loid

Chapter Text

As you sit surrounded by friends, all laughing and smiling, your (parent) brings out a cake, ''Happy birthday, (y/n)!'' your friends shout. You smile, but your eyes keep drifting to the large box in the corner of the room, wrapped in dark blue and black paper. Your (parent) laughs slightly, ''Cut the cake first, sweetie, then we can open your presents'' You smile happily at them and quickly dice up the cake, serving it to your friends. After everyone has eaten the cake, you sit down as people hand you present after present, You received a new manga, a beautiful new bark blue bag, and a.....wait. Whats the hell is this? Its....a manual? You read the cover. OH MY LORD (S)!! its for a BBLoid! You look at your (parent). They nod and point to the giant box. You run over to it and rip the paper off, the thoughts running through your head, 'Oh, what if its Sebastian?! or undertaker!!?? Oh please be him....my favorite.....' Just as you pulled the lid of the box off your dreams come true, 'Ciel'. You glop your (parent), ''Thank you, thank you, thank you!'' you shout, so happy. They just laugh and say that you should turn it on when everyone had left, as you don't want to scare him. You agree and carry on partying with your friends, laughing and smiling, but your eyes keep drifting to that box...

XXXXXX Brought to you by overeating on cake! XXXXXXXX

As you wave off the last of your guests, you quickly move back into your house, a gift from your family when you moved out. Its not the biggest or fanciest, but you love it. You move towards the box and grab the manual,

Greetings! We would like to thank you for owning our new BBLoid of Ciel Phantomhive! Now, to activate Ciel, you have a choice of two things, You can firstly get a letter form the queen (hey, we never said waking them up would be easy!) or, thankfully, you can simply say, ''Good morning young lord'' in a british accent. Ciel comes with his own eye patch, cain and phantomhive ring.

Warning! Ciel is use to having his own way, he is NOT a servant loid, he is a companion. Do not ask him to do anything below his station. Also, he, as well as all Loids, are able to develop feelings for the person they live/interact with.

You smile as you clear your throat, ''Good morning young lord''. You expect him to awaken and greet you with a 'Morni-' snore. Thats all you got, a snore and a grumble. You clear your throat again, ''Good morning young lord'' You say, between clenched teeth. Another snore, ''WAKE YOU YOU LAZY SOD!'' You shout. He jolts and falls out the box, ''Bloody hell. Who the hell woke me up like that?!'' he demands. he looks up at you, with your eyes sparkling in amusement and your lips and he blushes. You laugh quietly and stick your hand out, ''want help?'' you ask. He accepts and you pull him up, smiling, ''My names (y/n), and you're gonna live here from now on.'' He blushes and nods, quite out of character for the Ciel you know from anime/manga. You shrug and ask, ''wanna play chess?'' He gives a small smile, ''I have never been beaten.'' he warns, ''Losing will be a new experience for you then'' you tease, grabbing the old wooden chess board you had in the cupboard.

XXXXXXXtime skip brought to you by Prussia's awesomness! XXXXXXX

You had lost! Beaten by Ciel Phantomhive. Well, we all knew you would be, but you didn't expect this....

''A prize?!?! we NEVER spoke about a prize!'' You shout. he just shrugs, ''If you win, you get a prize. Those are the fundamental rules. '' you sigh, ''alright, what do you want?'' he just smirks and walks over to you. You look around in a what-you-looking-at way. He stands in front of you and leans down, pressing his lips to yours. You gasp and he licks your bottom lip teasingly, placing his hands on your shoulders. He moves away and smirks, ''Thats my prize'' You sit there, your mouth hanging open, your eyes wide and a WTF look on your face. You shake your head slightly and smirked, ''Wanna play again?''

Best.....Birthday...EVER!!!

Chapter 3: Undertaker-Loid

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You let out a loud laugh as you read over the letter, ''Dear Miss (Y/n), You have been chosen from our extensive list of candidates to participate in the testing of the new Reaper line of BBLoids. You may keep your BBLoid, we only wish to know if it has any bugs to it. You shall either receive Grell-loid, Undertaker-loid (UT-loid) or William T.loid. Before use, please read the manual and thank you for accepting the terms of this agreement. Have a pleasant, Miss Crazy, CEO of BBLoids manufacturer''

You shake your head in disbelief, even though the box containing your Reaper was standing right in front of you. You are giddy, wanting to know which of the Reapers you got. You giggle under your breath as you pull the lid off the box, exposing the long silver hair and black top hat of the one and only Undertaker! You quickly grab the manual and flip to the pages on waking him up,

'Hello~! now, to awaken your UT-Loid, you have the choice of two routes. Firstly, you can put a dead body in front of him and tell him to make it look beautiful (WE DO NOT CONDONE MURDER!) , the second option (the one we recommend), is to simply tell the loid a funny or corny joke. Undertaker-Loid comes with his own pink bookmark, an odd tea set and his own top hat. Warning: This loid can develop and almost stalkerish relationship with the owner, but his intentions are pure.....we think.....GOOD LUCK :D'

You think for a moment before coming up with the perfect joke! ''Why is there a gate around cemetery's?'' You ask. You wait a moment, ''Cause people are Dying to get in!'' You finish, only to be followed by the sound of loud shouts of laughter, ''Oh that was amazing!'' UT-Loid shouts. You laugh along with him. As you both calm down, you smile, ''Hello, Undertaker, My name is (Y/N), its nice to meet you.'' You stick your hand out and he shakes it up and down quite fast, making your entire arm move, ''It's a pleasure to meet you! Got anymore Jokes?'' He asks, his large grin plastered on his face, ''You and i are going to get along swimmingly'' you grin.

XXXXXXXX Time skip, brought to you by Flavio's Fabulousness! XXXXXXXX

As you both sit around a coffin shaped table that Undertaker had somehow acquired, drinking tea from his amazing tea set, you think upon the last two weeks, how fast it had gone, a blur of Jokes, smiles and on your part, love. Yes, you had fallen head over tailcoat for the insanely handsome Loid, From the tip of his odd hat to the bottom of his silver hair. You let out a short laugh at one of his jokes, but your mind still wanders, And Undertaker notices, ''(Y/n)? Are you with us?'' he asks, still smiling, ''Of course i am, Undertaker, I was just thinking....'' you mumble off. Undertakers face takes a curios tone, ''What about? '' he asks. You simply blush and shake your head, ''Never you mind, Undertaker'' You tease. He smiles and laughs slightly, ''Hey, Dearie, wanna play a riddle game?'' he asks. Now, this is quite odd, as Undertaker usually only likes jokes, but at the same time, it intrigues you. ''Alright, but whats the prize?'' He simple shows you his signature smile. ''If you can answer this riddle, you'll get a prize. If you cant, I get a prize'' he says cheerfully. ''Ok, My first is foremost legally, My second circles outwardly, My third leads all in victory, My fourth twice ends a nominee, My whole is this gate's only key. What am I?'' He asks, smiling. You look bewildered as you think, ''I have no idea. You win'' You sigh. He smirks, a quite frightening sigh, as he stands and leans over you, down to your ear, ''The answer is love'' He whispers, He leans down and kisses your neck, making you gasp, ''Oh, Dearie, this isn't my prize.'' He says in a husky voice. He picks you up, his hat falling off as he stands back up, giving you a perfect view of his amazing, bright eyes. He smirks as he see's how you react to them, your mouth parting slightly and your breath quickening. He starts to walk towards your bedroom and just as you reach your door he presses his lips to yours.

XXXXXXX Time skip, brought to you by the Sexiness known as Undertaker! XXXXXXXXXXX

''Hello, this is BBLoid manufactures, how may i help you?''

''Hi, This is (Y/N), You sent me a Loid to test, and i just wanted to tell ya, he has No faults what so ever.'' You say, your voice still husky and slightly breathless. Undertakers deep laugh can be heard from behind you, ''But, Love, I think I need more testing'' Well, you didn't get out of bed that day.....or the next.

Chapter 4: Grell-Loid

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As you sit on the sofa, sipping the warm chocolate drink happily, wearing the red and green stripped pj's you loved, you think of tomorrow, how you get to have the whole day to yourself as you live quite a while away from your other family. Even though you didn't really believe in Santa anymore, you still wanted to go to bed early, as it had been a long day and you were tired and, well better safe then sorry if Santa rocked up. So you finish your drink, stand from your soft seat and turn the lights off, walking to your bedroom and cocooning yourself in your quilt, drifting off into the land of sugarplum fairy's and hot reapers.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXX Time skip, brought to you by Santa! XXXXXXXXXXXX

As you awaken so does the little child inside your head. You jump out of bed and dash out your room, hoping to see something under the tree. As you enter your front room, you see everything the same as it was.....except, why the hell was there a giant box wrapped in red and gold paper standing against the wall? Your eyes widen and you basically teleport over to it you were so fast, grabbing the tag hanging off it. In the most beautiful, elegant writing you had ever seen, inscribed the words, ''Merry Christmas (Y/N). Its amazing what believing can do. xxx From Santa''

You blink twice and a giant smile spreads over your lips as you rip the paper off the box, sighing slightly as you have to rip such a nice colored paper, but the emotion is swiftly chased away as you see the logo of BBLoids. You gasp and jump slightly, surprised and ecstatic that you now own a Loid from your favorite show. But which character? The cute yet crazy ass Alois? Maybe the rational and calming William T.Spears, as long as its not that annoying Demon, Sebastian, you were fine. But it would be even better if it was the Amazing, red head known as Grell.

As you crack the box open, the red hair of the Fabulous reaper spills out. You take the manual, ''Hi, to turn it on, Tell him Bassy-Chan is naked or touch his Death Scythe (WARNING: this could result in injury.or death). Oh, also, He has a tendency to...obsess over someone. Good luck! ''

You laugh slightly over the last comment, not believing he could be that obsessive. You take a deep breath and take five steps back before saying, ''Oh my, Bassy's Naked!'' Quite loudly, not concerned that the neighbors would mind. You are quickly tackled into a death grip hug by the Red headed Reaper, ''Hello there~ Now, what did you say about my Bassy being Naked?'' A voice asked in a very low tone, causing shivers to run up and down your spine, ''Er...s..sorry, but that was the only way to w...wake you up'' You stutter, your face flushed and your heart beat increasing. He sighs, slightly disappointed, but after looking at you, with your disheveled hair and red face, he decided that you could be almost a cute as Bassy (If not more so). ''Oh well, I guess you aren't so bad'' He whispers. You push him off, pouting, ''This is gonna be a ....interesting Christmas'' you mumble.

XXXXXXX Time skip brought to you by Craziness, Call 666 666 for your Crazy pills today! XXXXXX

Boxing Day! One hole day is all it took for you to fall for the odd red head. Well, you always had a crush on him in the Anime, so its not surprising. It would be a match made in Heaven! if he only stopped talking about Bassy!!!! You sigh as you hear him nattering on about Bassy's 'beautiful' red eyes, his fabulous black hair and amazing blah, blah, blah. Blah blah blah-blah- blah blah! You groan and reach over, grabbing his shirt, cutting him off by pressing your lips to his. ''Shut up about Bassy!'' you shout after pulling back. His face is bright red and is that.....blood under his nose? His face breaks out into a huge smile, making you frown slightly, ''Oh, i'm so glad my plan worked'' Grell murmurs, pulling you close and kissing you roughly. He had been doing it on purpose to annoy you! Smart ass.....little.......all thoughts dispersed at this point as he bites and nibbles your neck. He He, you didn't leave the house til the next year! ;)

Chapter 5: William-Loid

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The box taunted you from the corner, demanding to be opened. It was a gift you had been given about two weeks ago and you know it must be one of those loids that everyone seems to be raving about. You've honestly never gotten into the loid fad that seems to be all the rage in the media and in the hallways on your high school (Roll with it). You let out a frustrated sigh as you stand and go over to the box, opening it wirth great reluctance. Oh! It seems that your parents had gotten something right. It's the newest and most updated version of the William-Loid! You take the small note thats placed on the impeccably dressed mans' chest. It seem's to be some type of instructions.

Hello, Valued Black Butloid owner.

You are now in possession of one of our latest and greatest loids, the Reaper William. T. Spears. Now, he is a very active loid, a loid who is very useful for sorting through paperwork or helping with the completion of homework. It's also a very good conversationalist for those with *Cough* Higher intellect. Now, your William-Loid comes with the following equiptment:

*A Black note book ((No, it's not the Death Note))

*A hedge trimmer

*His own glasses(Plus a spare pair)

*LIMITED EDITION ITEM! A small William Plush!

To awaken your loid, there is one of two things you must do. You may shout that Grell has touched a soul on the not to die list or you could

take his hedge trimmers ((WE DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS AS IT WILL PROBABLY END WITH TEARS. AND NOT HIS!))

We at the Black Butloid Company wish you and your loid a happy future.

You look over the list of things he comes with. You also decide, since you didn't really wish to be hurt, you shall go with the Grell option. You clear your throat and say in your loudest vice, "NO GRELL, HE'S NOT ON THE TO-DIE LIST!" Your loids eyes instantly open and scan the room, his amazing, almost glowing green eyes landing on you. "I assume you are my new "He clears his throat" Boss" He says with a slight hint of disdain. You simply nod you head and motion to the pile of work on your desk, "William, i need your assistance with this...hell. " A small smile graces his lips. "Of course, boss. " He stands, his large form towering over you as he walks to your desk and starts to work diligently. Your only thoughts being "This is kinda awesome" Oh how you would regret that...

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FOUR MOTHER RUSSIAN WEEKS! Thats how long it took for you to snap. He had been so...diligent but now, he wants you to work two, if not THREE times harder then he! You had tried, damn it you tried, but have you seen how much that snarky, handsome bastard works!? You groan and place your head against your desk, rubbing your temples a bit. You are so tired, you don't even realise that a certain Loid had approached you from behind. You jump slightly as a hand is placed on your shoulder. "(Y/N), I think it would be beneficial if you slept. You aren't working hard enough due to it." He says, only a small hint of compassion leaking into his words. You nod your head and stand, going and changing into your pj's. A pair of shorts/Trousers and a t-shirt. 'Brainy is sexy' Written across your breast. This caught a certain beloved loids eyes. Yes, over the last few weeks, you had fallen for the brainy (Yet someone too much so) Loid. You lie down and close you eyes, knowing that will wouldn't disturb you. "Did you know, a whales tongue equals the weight of a elephant?" Williams voice says in your dark room. You frown slightly, "Thats interesting..." You say lamely. Then, in the darkness, much to your embarrassment and amusement, the words "Girl, shall we figure out the torque of your mass on my rod?" You make a loud sputtering noise and turn you bedside lamp on to see a red faced and flustered Will sitting there, looking at you with wide eyes. "What?" You ask, still gasping for breath. "W-Well, i figured you thought smart was s-sexy..so i tried to be smart." He says, turning his head away. You chuckle and sit up, going over to him and sitting yourself in his lap, "Did you ever think, Brainy, the reason i like smart is because YOU are sexy?~" He sits there shocked before kissing you deeply, mumbling the loving words against your lips. "I-I suppose I love you..." You respond with a very sweet and elegant. "I love you too, slave driver~" You tease him.

Lets just say....he now knows the Mass of you on his rod ;)

Chapter 6: Pluto-Loid

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Ok, So to put it easily...you were very lonely. You lived in a large house all by your lonesome, as your parents had passed away a while back, leaving you everything a girl could ask for! Except true friends....

As you're sitting on you large sofa, some soft music playing around the room, you flick through a magazine. You suddenly stop at a certain page, looking at the advertisement. It was for a new type of Loid, A Pluto loid! It seem's he's a companion and guard of some sorts. You smile softly and call the number, ordering one to be delivered the next day.

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The next morning, you are awoken by a banging on your front door. You groan an roll out of bed, slumping down the stairs to the front door. You throw it open, scaring the delivery boy with your birds next of hair and your eyes ringed by dark circles. ''Yes, mortal?'' You say in a creepy voice to disturb the poor lad. He visibly shudders and shoves a large box into the door way. By the time you'd moved it into the house, he'd gone, the smell of burnt rubber and slight urine left behind. You chuckle slightly and push the box to the living room. As you open it, you gasp, smiling widely. Inside lays a slightly curled up Pluto, on his side, like a little doggy. You blush slightly, as he;s only clothed in a pair of bone covered boxers. You reach in and open the instructions.

'Greetings, From Black ButlerLoid Base! Thank you for buying our new Plutoloid, he's a very loving companion and will make a good friend. To awaken him, you have a choice of two options. Firstly, scratch his head and say good boy, or you can set London on fire....We recommend not to set London on Fire, for arsine is a crime and crimes are bad! Now, the New and amazing Pluto comes with a collar (For HIS USE...Kinky bastards), a bag of bones shaped cookies (Thanks to Undertaker) and a change of cloths. We hope you enjoy your new companion loid, Pluto...and please, PLEASE......D-Don't set London on fire. ''

You shake your head at this, chuckling. You hand reaches out slowly, lightly setting on his head. You scratch lightly, prepared to jump back if needed, ''G-Good boy! '' You exclaim, a smile of questionable realness on your lips. The Dog like demons eyes shoot open and his tongue lops out. He launches himself out of the box and onto you, lapping at your face, clad only in a pair of bone patterned boxers. You face bursts into colour as you shout, eyes wide, ''D-Down PLUTO!''. He obeys with a small whimper, moving off you to sit next to your sprawled out body, an almost smug smirk on his lips. Damn dog! You slowly rise yourself, drying slobber on your cheeks. He pouts subtlety as you wipe away the offending slobber, his scent on you weaker. For little did you know, Pluto had already marked you as his own. His (y/n). I'm so sorry dear, good luck.

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14 DATES, 3 LUNCHES AND 7 NUMBERS RUINED LATER, and you start to realise, Pluto doesn't like other men. Or at least, other men around YOU. You're sitting on your sofa, Pluto, clad only in his boxers once more, laying across you, so much so, you can almost hear a voice going 'Paint me like one of your French Girls'. You sigh as Pluto nuzzles into your under breast, mumbling some words that you'd taught him. He leans back, vivid eyes scanning your face...it's time! He leans back, drawing your attention.' (y/n),....I....Love....you. ' He finishes this gruff, deep voiced confession by leaning in and sloppily kissing your cheek. You giggle, rolling your eyes playfully. 'I love you too, boy!' You say, as a sister would say to a brother...or an owner to a pet...He growls, low and angry, hearing the type of love in your voice, the non romantic kind. He jumps on top you, growling in your face.''NO! I. Love. You!' He leans down, slamming your lips together in a rough, hard kiss. Your eyes widen and you return the kiss, your heart hammering. D-Damn...He smirks, like a man obsessed, a man in love...and he is . He's in love with you, His mate....His (y/n).

Lets just say, you learnt that Doggy style is the BEST style that night ;D

Chapter 7: Finny-Loid

Notes:

WHAT HAVE I DONE!? *Hides under Bed*

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You groan as you see your loved rose plant wilt under your hands. Damn it! The one thing you absolutely lack is the green thumb you crave to make your garden flourish. You look over to the single, alive plant in your large garden. A large, beautiful cherry tree. Your grandma planted it the day she married your grandfather. It's stood there through wind, sleet and shine. It's beautiful and has entwined it's roots around your heart. But you knew that...without help, it wouldn't survive the winter. You look down with tears in your eyes, standing and going back into the house. You grab the latest gardening magazine, flopping onto the sofa and flipping to the adds page. You scan the page then freeze, jolting up. There...a-a....Finny-Loid! For only....jeez! It's so cheep! But...it says there may be a little faulty..oh well! You quickly call the number, asking if he;s still free. They reply enthusiastically, saying it;s faulty because it doesn't have the same strength. It seems that the people who have Finny-Loids have him for the brute force....how shallow! You demand that it comes by the end of the day, much to their happiness. You give your address and they say it'll be delivered in an hour. You flop back down, smiling happily. You'd always been a fan of Black Butler, but never had the money or reason to buy a loid. Now...''AHhhh"' You scream softly, rolling on the sofa, back and forth, giggling.

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A knock at your door draws you from your thoughts about an hour later. You smile softly, hiding your excitement as you go to the door, the money held in your hand. A box is shoved at you, the money snatched, a hurried sound of doors slamming and an engine revving. Cheeky Bastards! You drag the box in, laying it down on the front room carpet. You slowly open it, gasping at the seemingly sleeping Finny-Loid inside. You softly sweet the golden hair from his head, eyes wide and cheeks red...Wow....

''Dear Loid owner, We would like to offer you two ways to awaken out new, limited edition, not overpowered Finny. You can either read him the entire book of his name sake ((This takes a LONG TIME!)) Or, you can kiss his cheek, causing him to blush and most probably hug you tightly. We recommend this option, as it's less time consuming ((And more cute!~)). Finny comes with his own set of red hair clips, his own garden gloves and a limited edition small bird plush! We hope you're pleased with your Gardening Friend and helper!''.

Your smile is bright as you lean down, slowly pressing your lips to the flesh like cheek of the sleeping Gardener. His eyes open slowly, showing a bright, vibrant pair of eyes, focused on you, his cheeks staining a light pink, the pink of young love. His lips quirk into a shy smile and his voice mumbles, ''H-Hello, M-Miss! I-I'm Finny!''. He slowly sits up, his hands coming to take yours. ''T-Thank you for purchasing me! I-I hope I can help you with your Garden!'', You can't help the deep stain of red that overtakes your cheeks as you smile brightly, pulling him out to the garden, a frown over taking your features as he looks around the sad, almost dead garden, ''I-I think I need your help, Finny....'' You mumble, looking down shyly. He quickly leans over, his lips brushing your cheek, ''I'd love to help such a pretty miss! '' He quickly dons his gardening gloves and gets to work...and you feel your heart thump in your chest.

XXXXXxxxx-Time skip brought to you by a terrible, dirty finishing line for this Cinnamon roll!-xxxxxXXXXXX

It was the midst of spring, you and Finny sitting beneath a blooming cherry tree, the cherries hanging ripe and heavy, ready to be eaten. Your garden is bursting with life, butterfly's fluttering from flower to flower, bee's pollinating and you....snuggled into Finny's side. Slowly, you'd drawn closer and closer, so close that you're basically a couple...basically. Yet the words had never been said, Kisses never exchanged...But today is different. It's been near three months since he came and...you love him. So much, your eyes can't help but be drawn to him, simply to catch that secret smile, those bright eyes, that little dimple that only appears when you speak...''Finny...I-I....I love you'' ...You say softly, your voice carrying around the garden, the butterflies and Bee's wings seeming to beat in time to your heart. Finny looks down to you, smiling sweetly, leaning down to kiss you lightly, lips brushing against yours with respect and sweetness, ''I love you, (y/n)....I love you...''He spoke softly, voice filled with love, his innocent eyes slowly darkening as he deepens the kiss, his hands cupping your cheeks to draw you closer. You respond in kind, your hands tangling in the front of his shirt. He slowly picks you up, the picnic long forgotten. You slowly draw back, Finny smirking as he reached up, grabbing a small due of ripe cherry's, biting the stem between his teeth, ''I may not be able to tie the stem with my tongue, but I sure as hell can take your cherry~ ''This sweet young man whispers, his voice husky and deep, the sound sending vibrations through you.

That night, he did take your cherry, and he proved, he can do a damn lot with his tongue!

Chapter 8: Snake-Loid

Notes:

SMUT! MUCH SMUT!

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Your hands following the snakes movements, slowly moving from one hand to another. You smile softly as your light green snake, Aptly named Winchester for it's almost shot gun nature and love for pies. And by love for pies, I mean, those fresh pies you put on the side from the shop? Yeah, he eats them then curls himself in the tin. And he'll never share his pie, for it's his pie, not your pie. Well, moving on. You place him down into his always open enclosure, trusting him to not escape or to run away, as you'd raised Winchester from a small worm sized snake, you're more of a mother than his biological one. You sigh softly as he runs his flickering tongue over your hand in a kiss like gesture. You move to sit on your large, sprawling sofa, reclining back and closing your eyes, a small chuckle vibrating from your chest as your feel your snake slither up your body, settling on your chest, curling up and sleeping. He has the mentality of a puppy. You lift the magazine you were going to read above your head, glancing through it with mild interest, trying not to disturb Winchester. You suddenly gasps, causing your snake to jump and look at you with wide, snake slit eyes. There, on the page, is a promotion for the new Snake-Loid! If you're able to text at a certain time, you'd be the first to receive one. You look at the time and frown deeply. You had to text 666-666-666 at exactly 13 minutes past 2 in the morning. Damn, that an obscure time! But you swear, you'll be awake tonight to text that number. You even key in the number and a short message. You sit, watching the tv, phone in hand...and....you....fall....asleep!

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You jolt awake, eyes wide. You'd just had a nightmare, almost Alice in Wonderland style. Very odd....You glance to the wall and let out a small cry. Shit! It's half past Two! You grab your phone and look at the text message that hadn't....wait...i-it was sent? You frown, your brain still sleep addled. You glance to the small snake beside you. He almost smiles proudly. H-He'd...Pressed the send Button!? You scoop him up , kissing the top of his head, ''I love you, Winchester!'' You exclaim, giggling as his soft tongue flicks at your cheek. You place him down, not expecting to win that competition but still happy that your dear friend was able to save your dreams. Ok, that sounds a little exaggerated but in all honesty, you love Snake from Black Butler.

Before you can even think of anything else, a knock sounds at the door...wow, did they really get here THAT fast?! You almost fly to the door, throwing it open....a box on your front step. A large, human sized box, wrapped in a lovely golden wrapping paper, fitting to the Christmas feeling within your chest. You can't help the gasp that escapes you as you drag the box into the front room decorated in muted greens and soft browns. As you get it to your very festive, warm front room, you quickly shed the paper, not one to save such niceties for Christmas. Opening the box, your given the sight of a half naked, pale torso, your eyes running over the Companion inside. You grab the instruction manual, almost vibrating with excitement. The message inside is as follows:

Happy Festive Seasons to you, The Winner of our Prize Lotto!

Congratulations! You've won our new, limited edition Snake-Loid! He comes with an array of skills, Including Understanding snakes, the care of snakes, the love of snakes and the ability to act like, you guessed it, a SNAKE! Please note, if you don't like snakes....well...you chose the wrong Loid! To awaken your companion of a scaled kind, either have a snake sit upon his chest, make the sound of a snake or wear something snake skin. We do not recommend this last option unless you wish to start a war. Warning! Our Snake-Loid is one of the first to Experience a new update! It's the Lover V.1.0.1. With this update, that WILL be given to all current Loids (Eventually) and future ones, you shall be able to copulate with your Loid. Though many of our Loid lean towards the perverted side, No Does mean No. Our Loids know this. From all of us here at Black Butler Loid, Have a happy Christmas and may all your nights be....Merry and Joyful~

Your cheeks now resemble the red baubles you have hanging from your tree. You quickly close the manual, intent on having your Loid sleep while you contemplate this new....revelation, only to glance and find that Snakes eyes are...well...staring intently, not unlike a snakes do. And there, perched upon his chest....is the little traitor bastard who's not getting and gourmet mice, WINCHESTER! He slithers off Snakes chest and, with a flicker of his tongue, slithers to his enclosure and curls up under a hallow bark, not planning to return. As you are silently cursing your once best friend, the man still in the box stands slowly , ''I'm tired, I'll leave you two be.....'' A rough voice escapes from Snake, ''I hope to see some small ones soon, ''The same voice says, ''I must say...your snake is....interesting. ''A more elegant, refined tone escapes from Snake. He'd been translating Winchesters last hiss....well....WAIT! LITTLE ONES.

XXXXXX I'M BACK BITCHES! AND I BROUGHT SMUT! XXXXXXXXXX

Snakes are interesting creatures. They seek warmth when they're cold....which probably explains the almost naked pressed to your back, the arms around your waist and the face nuzzling into the back of your neck. This had been occurring for nigh on ....oh, five weeks. After the first few times, which brought with them the puppy eyes and the dejected looks, you let him do as he wishes. But this....state of Dress...or should I say Undress is new. Lightly biting your lip, you wriggle slightly, ''Snake..''You two had gotten close....and have shared a few kisses...some 'accidentally' others happened when you have that bright smile on your lips as you play with Winchester, the kisses partly fuelled by love and partly jealously. Snake groans, opening his eyes slowly, ''...Mmmm...''He moans, pressing his hips against your arse, now letting you feel his arousal pressed against you. A gasp escapes you, eyes widening, ''S-Snake!'' You gasp, feeling your own arousal spike, his hands moving from around your waist to your night dress's hem, slipping his hands under, ''Say....Yesss~''He hiss's softly, peppering kisses on your neck and shoulder. I shiver runs up your spine and the word escapes you, ''Yes..'' is your breathless reply. He wastes no time, his hands Snaking their way between your legs, parting your thighs to feel how wet you are, how ready you are. Snake lets out a rough chuckle, the type of sound that belongs in porn or in a really erotic chocolate advert. You reach back, feeling the waist band of his boxers and teasingly pulling them down slightly just to let them fall back into place. After a few moments of this teasing, Snake can't take it anymore. He rolls you over, showing down his boxers and he has you sitting on his lap, him sitting against your headboard. He looks up at you, eyes almost glowing as he rocks against you, ''I need you...'' A faint red dusts his cheeks as his confession escapes him, ''I love you...'' Your heart melts within your chest as you cup his cheek, a soft moan escaping him as he leans into you, ''I love you too, Snake...I love you so much...''You quickly remove your night dress, his hands moving to cup your breasts, fingers gently playing with your nipples as you lean up, moving him and yourself til you're able to sink down onto him, your head tilting back as you whimper, Snake stretching you. He starts to buck his hips, rocking up into you with each subtle move you make, one hand on your ass, the other on your breast. His starts to move faster, your own breath coming out in pants and whimpers as he pushes you to your climax, falling over the edge with you, feeling him fill you as he bites into your shoulder, a clear hickey and bite mark there, his sharper than normal teeth stinging but not making you cry, the sensation actually prolonging your climax. As you both come down from your highs, your head on his chest, his arms around your waist, you hear a soft hiss and Snake chuckles weakly, ''G-Guess Winchester will be seeing some Little Ones soon, my Lovely..''With a final kiss to your brow, you drift to sleep, happy, content and ...well...Fucking Satisfied.

[rockturbot]

About the requests, Sebastian interacting with Edgeworth's dog, Pess? Ofc if you want ahahaha

What an adorable idea! Thanks for the request!