#Self-Aware kafka

[selfaware-promise-au]

Warning: implied violence at the end.

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Kafka felt, like her stomach was twisted in a knot, while she was watching, how ghost hand was dragged away by talons.

Before she could try to shoot, both hand and talons disappeared.

Kafka frantically looked around. She wasn't sure, of what she was afraid more. Of loosing someone, who broke the lifelong control of mind, emotions and feelings. Or of the possibility of being controlled again.

She didn't need to look at Silver Wolf to knew, that a fellow Stellaron Hunter felt the same.

The air above them grew hotter, and the ghost hand appeared again. It looked unharmed.

As nothing happened, it floats down and carefully tugged at Kafka's sleeve. Like it was asking her to start going forward again.

Kafka's voice was just a bit louder, than a whisper.

"Let's get going until something else happened."

There were no need to ask Silver Wolf twice.

The duo start moving deeper into Herta Space Station.

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Kafka look at the screen. She saw two figures, male and female, floating in the strange scinery.

Ghost hand, that all this time was laying on top of her head (and, sometimes, during battles, on Silver Wolf's head), froze.

The hand was guiding them all this time. It was carefully, gently leading her and Silver Wolf through the station. And now it was thinking. No, they were thinking. They were silent for some time now.

Silver Wolf's voice sounded surprisingly gentle.

"Who should we choose? Who our... Liberator will choose?"

Kafka close her eyes, thinking. It was hard to decide. No matter, how hard she tried, she couldn't remember too much about her mission. Her memories felt like a jelly, a mix of emotions. Of self-hatered, because she couldn't stop t̵h̸e̶m̶, and because she was forced into stopping Blade from saving them. And, if Liberator would stuck around, they will need a lot of helpers to defeat t̶h̵a̸t̸ ̴m̶o̶n̵s̴t̷e̶r̴s̶.̶ And she has no way to give them two helpers, instead of one. There's no way she could split Stellaron on two.

First, she "saw" it.

Even through closed eyelids, she saw a bright golden light.

Then, she felt it.

Second Stellaron was now hovering above her right hand.

Third, for a second, she felt THEM. An imposing figure of Aeon of Destruction was standing before her, immediately disappearing.

Kafka spoke.

"Why not choose both?"

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You shook your head, and rubbed your eyes. But, it still was here. The option to choose both Stelle and Caelus.

Was it a bug? Or an extremely rare chance?

Your finger lovered above the "Both" option.

Or, what if you downloaded a hacked app on incident and Hoyo will delete your account, if you choose both Trailblazers?

You put your phone down, looking up. What to do, what to do?

Should you take the risk? Or play it safe?

Making a decision, you pressed "Both" option.

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"𝔎𝔫𝔢𝔴 𝔦𝔱. 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔪𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔶, [𝔜/𝔑]. ℑ 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔞 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔡𝔢𝔠𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫. 𝔖𝔬 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 ℑ 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔞𝔩𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔶 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔞 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔡𝔳𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢. ℌ𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔲𝔰𝔢𝔣𝔲𝔩 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 𝔣𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢... 𝔗𝔞𝔩𝔨 𝔱𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲 ��𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯, [𝔜/𝔑]."

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[CONNECTION WITH "Stelle" IS PERMANENTLY TERMINATED]

[CONNECTION WITH "Caelus" IS PERMANENTLY TERMINATED]

[Search for a stable connection...]

[NEW USER HAVE BEEN FOUND.]

[ATTENTON! THE POSSIBILYTY OF PROMISE BEING FULFILLED RAISED FOR 6%. TOTAL SCORE - 6 %]

It took few minutes for room to stop spinning before their eyes. Stelle was still clenching her head between hands, sitting on the floor with closed eyes. Caelus was laying on the floor, staring at the ceiling.

Both of them were pale. Unhealthy pale.

Kafka patiently waited for them to collect themselves.

Ghost hand left her head, plopping down on Stelle's head.

Stelle finally opened her eyes, and Caelus manage to sot up. Like on command, they looked at Kafka.

She spoke.

"Listen: You two are in a daze right now. You don't know who you are, why you're here, or what you're going to do next..."

She spoke and spoke. Asking them not to doubt themselves, to move forward on their journey, she spoke about their future companions. And about free will and future ahead of them.

"I must leave now. Listen: Don't worry. Someone will come and find you very soon, just go with them. You two won't remember a thing except me."

She and Silver Wolf left, leaving the duo behind. Kafka felt a pang of regret. It seems, the hand wasn't planning to follow them.

"When you have a chance to make a choice, make one that you know you won't regret..."

'And a good luck for you, Freedom. Show everyone, that you are worthy of our hope being pinned on you.'

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Stellaron Hunters base, somehow, looked at the same time peaceful and chaotic.

It wasn't messy. It wasn't noisy.

But, people, who were there, were adding the chaos element.

Elio was pacing from one corner to another, mumbling something under his breath. His speech was all mixed up. In one sentence he cursed Terminus, in other he started praying to them, in third he was making plans about protecting someone, and in fourth he was questioning his existence. He wasn't paying attention to anyone else, focusing solely on walking and talking.

Firefly was doing better. Well, if huddling in a corner and looking blankly straight ahead was considered better than walking from corner to corner, then, yes, she was doing better.

And there was Blade.

He looked peaceful. Kafka couldn't remember, if he has ever looked so calm.

Blade's back was facing her. He wasn't paying attention to her, Silver Wolf or Firefly. He wasn't bothered by Elio's mumbling. It was clear, that Blade was holding something in his hands.

Kafka made a step forward.

"Bladie, what are... What?!"

He turned towards her, and the sight of a severed head in his arms, bloodied mouth and a clear bite marks on the head weren't something she was expecting.

Did Blade go mad after control was broken? Kafka's gaze fell on the head. It looked somewhat familiar.

Kafka's eyes widen. It was one of the people they were forced to let go.

Blade's voice was calm.

"I found them. I did it. It won't be the last time I will do it."

Kafka shake her head.

"It doesn't answer all of my questions."

Elio stopped for a few moments.

"After... Whatever happened started, he suddenly appeared here. He already had blood on his mouth since he returned with the head. He was just staring at it for the last five minutes."

Blade gave him a side eye.

"I was promised something precious because of that head, so, excuse me for being ecstatic. Well, back to business"

Blade dropped the head. His hand clenched the hilt of the sword. The red eyes flashed dangerously.

"You two, have you seen the one who broke the chains created by that... perversion?" He spat out the last word. Silver Wolf finally spoke.

"If you plan to do something with them..."

"I am." Interrupted her Blade. "I am planning to do something with them."

He pressed his palm to his chest, and Kafka saw something new. A thin bracelet encircled his bandaged wrist. A small charm in the shape of a bird's head flashed in the light of the lamps.

"A promise for a promise. I will protect them until that perversion fall."

[jebunkle]

is this the real life?...

806 wc, gn!reader, all of them are having a mental breakdown

i saw some awesome sahsrau (self-aware hsr au) from @aventurineswife and they seemed a bit tired of making it...so i thought i'd give it a shot :p maybe ooc on some parts, sorry

the astral express who, while visiting a planet, begin to sense something amiss. it feels as if something, someone, has eyes on them occasionally.

while you're just logging in to play the game and pulling for new characters, everyone starts to freak out. what is watching over them? it can't be the aeons, something much more divine. hell, maybe even the aeons sense something is different.

himeko brews coffee while chatting quietly with welt, "you've felt it too, yes?" she asked him nervously, as if someone would hear if they were too loud. she sips her drink while glancing around every moment or so, displaying her franticness.

the express notices her off putting attitude, but before they can dwell on it, they begin to feel the same as her. it's almost like an illness, if this plague's symptoms were paranoia and impending doom.

the stellaron hunters are hardly different. kafka's smooth demeanor falters as she gazes off into the deep null of space. "who are you, divine being?" she asks into the nothingness, her sultry voice filling the otherwise empty air. as blade is sat on a couch, arms crossed over his chest, his posture seemed to be more tense than usual. of course, he was always uptight, but his behavior was extra rigid as of lately. silver wolf on the other hand, can't help but chuckle at kafka's philosophical rants and blade's silent pondering. she can tell that they're all puppets on a larger stage, meaning close to nothing in the vast universe — both her universe and yours.

aventurine, ever relaxed, has been carrying himself with a bit more of a troubled expression. his typical flamboyance has faltered and few around him have noticed. as aventurine sits on a red leather chair in an empty casino, he does not feel alone; tossing a golden coin between his fingers, aventurine begins thinking aloud. "i see you've chosen to reveal yourself, huh?" the blonde's voice is low and almost soft, as if he's trying not to offend whoever he may be speaking to.

dr. ratio's hair is a slightly unkempt, his eyebrows are pinched together much more frequently, and his papers and studies are left askew on his desk. a few members of the intellegentsia guild slowly catch onto how he's acting, and it's truly unbecoming of the infamous strict professor. his employees can be seen wearing a concerned expression when glancing over at him, yet are too afraid to inquire on his troubled state. "i will uncover whoever is ensuing this chaos amongst us all." ratio promises himself.

the xianzhou luofu is eerily quiet. the arbiter general himself has gone silent as well, as if the ship has been submerged into an ocean of solitude. jing yuan sits in his chair with his fingers intertwined atop his lap. internally, he wonders about this rumored 'creator'; are they real? is it an aeon? what does this mean for him? his companions? is something terrible on the horizon? his endless inquiries are certainly unlike him, causing the master diviner fu xuan to worry about him.

she feels that the world has been tilted also, however she's more concerned about jing yuan's scrambled state. "please, go home and rest, general." she pleads annoyedly, "mm. give me a moment, diviner fu." jing yuan replies quietly, his words melancholic. "you know as much as i do that something has changed." he states to the shorter woman.

boothill's shoes tap eagerly against the pavement that lined the roof of the building, echoing an ambience of anticipation. "what in the world are you?" the man questions the air rhetorically. he cannot, for the life of him, figure out what's causing such a stir in the mood of everyone, himself included. the silver cowboy's hand is rested on his hip, the other lifted to his neck with a finger pressed to his chin. "i dunno, but yer rackin' all our brains here.." boothill remarks, hoping that whoever is watching over him will hear it.

the enigmatic memokeeper is seen with a more defined smirk recently. black swan has taken interest is this unknown deity that has spiked fear and franticness all over the universe. she rests her palm against her chin, staring up into the stars that decorate the black outside of the express's windows. "i hope you'd be willing to speak with me, demiurge." she exclaims in a calm yet excited tone.

the head of the oak family stands in his obnoxiously large office, hands pressed against the polished table as he stares down at it. there's a few scattered documents thrown astray, but they're not important right now. all sunday can think of is you. he knows you exist, he's sure of it, and he won't rest until the day comes that you visit him and grace the world with your presence.

im so happy the eagles won the super bowl and kendricks performance was goated

dividers by @/hyuneskkami

[aventurineswife]

To add a little bit more to SAHSR with artist! Reader, imagine they draw a self portrait and it gets displayed in the museum...

How chaotic would it be when everyone sees it?

- 🤡 anon

Oh. Oh no. (Cue of Oh No! playing by MARINA)

For as long as the Museum of Divinity (yes, they named it that.) has existed, it has only ever displayed them. Their triumphs, their tragedies, their fleeting smiles and lingering sorrows. But then—one day, without warning—a new painting appears.

And it’s not of them.

It’s you.

When the museum doors creak open that day, the first person inside freezes.

At first, they think it's a mistake. That maybe the Celestial Painter has simply left behind an unfinished work.

But then they look closer. And they realize.

This is not just another painting. This is you.

Their beloved, unseen Creator.

For the first time ever—you have revealed yourself.

Welt and Himeko's Reaction:

Stares. For a long time.

Then immediately tries to analyze every single detail.

"This is monumental. Their first self-portrait… What does it mean? Why now?" "Is this how they truly look? Or merely a representation?" "What if it’s symbolic? What if they’re trying to tell us something?!"

March 7th: "Guys, it’s literally just a painting."

Them: "It’s NEVER just a painting when it’s from them.”

Blade and Dan Heng's Reaction:

Blade stops breathing for a full five minutes.

Stares at the painting like it's the only thing that exists in the universe.

Dan Heng is equally frozen, but his hands tremble ever so slightly.

This is you. The one who knows their past, their pain. The one who has shaped them without ever being seen.

They have waited so long to know you.

And now they finally can.

Aventurine and Sunday's Reaction:

Aventurine takes one look and whistles. "Well, well, well. About time we got to see our dear artist."

Sunday? Oh, he’s on another level.

"FINALLY! The Celestial Painter unveils their true form! Oh, this is a BLESSING upon the universe!"

Dramatically poses in front of the portrait, as if basking in its presence.

"Ah, the divine hand that has graced us for so long… And what an EXQUISITE form it takes!"

(You regret drawing this already.)

Kafka and Black Swan's Reaction:

Kafka smirks. "So… this is what you see in the mirror, hm?"

Immediately starts analyzing your expression, posture, even the brushstrokes.

"Are you happy in this painting? Are you lonely? What were you thinking when you painted this?"

Black Swan gently traces the painting’s edge.

"To leave behind an image of oneself is to wish to be known… Do you wish for us to see you?"

(You just thought it’d be fun to paint yourself. Now you’re having an existential crisis.)

Luocha and Jing Yuan's Reaction:

Luocha bows slightly before the painting. "At last, the artist steps into their own masterpiece."

Jing Yuan chuckles, arms crossed. "And what a fascinating subject they make."

The two of them exchange theories about why you would suddenly paint yourself.

"Perhaps they grow tired of being unseen?"

"Or perhaps they simply wished to remind us that they are still watching."

March 7th and Sparkle's Reaction:

March gasps so loudly that it echoes through the entire museum.

"GUYS. GUYS, LOOK. LOOK IT’S THEM. IT’S ACTUALLY THEM!!!"

Immediately tries to take a photo of the painting. (Fails. It’s impossible to capture with any device.)

Sparkle is just as dramatic. "Finally, a face to the omnipotent hand that crafts our fates!"

Insists that a festival must be held in your honor immediately.

No one leaves the museum for HOURS.

People start guarding the portrait like it’s a sacred relic.

Characters now visit DAILY, just to look at you.

(Some even talk to the painting when no one’s around.)

The Stellaron Hunters consider stealing it.

Argenti wants to write poetry about it.

Sunday requests a massive, golden frame.

Blade and Dan Heng? Yeah. They don’t let anyone touch it.

And worst of all?

You can never take it down. Because if it ever disappears…?

Oh. Oh, they would lose their minds.

[la2yn0va]

Hello there! Can I request some yandere Black Swan, Acheron, Jingliu and Kafka (self aware) x male reader who is single and has absolutely no experience in relantionship yet is down bad for them or has an interest for them

Call me crazy… I get a feeling you like women…

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Black Swan

She automatically knows you like her. She feels your eyes looking down at her softly, the same way others look at her when they found her attractive.

And she is a bragging bitch about it. “Oh, his grace built you? Couldn’t be me~ he maxed me out immediately~”

She finds your inexperience down right adorable. The way you stutter at least thrice when she’s in your vision. The way your eyes shine when she talks.

When you eventually get dragged into the world of Honkai Star rail, she lets go of all restrains. With no shame she flirts with you EVERY SEXTILLION SECOND.

She makes sure your a flustered and blushing mess, rubbing against you so your hand grazes her chest area.

Getting close enough to make sure her breath attacks your neck and the her lips tickle your skin, while whispering provocative things into your ear.

She always steals you away from people any chance/time she gets/wants to. After all, you LOVE her right~? There’s no issues with acting as you girlfriend (unofficial)

Just to make sure no one interferes in your little sessions, she goes into glass paintings/objects with you (in her trailer she goes into things like glass paintings)

Her hands are always on you in some manner, weather it be romantically around your neck or your arms, or in a more sexual manner.

In short, black swan takes the lead in this relationship

Acheron

She’s pretty confused on why you’re acting different with her at first. However, after a few moments/after encountering firefly and the trailblazer on their ‘date’ she’d finally realize you LIKE her.

She acts more shy whenever your around her, she doesn’t really know how to interact with you. More so because she doesn’t know how to… react to your feelings.

Yes she loves you back, but she’s never had a crush/lover so she’s as lost and inexperienced as you.

Although others are jealous of her, they also find it pretty fucking cute, and make a whole ‘will they or won’t they’ game show.

In battle acheron will always crit for you, and when in idle she compliments you subtly. She doesn’t wanna scare you away.

The ancient scrolls say you believe their video game characters. so she’ll hide her time until you finally get transferred back here, to your real home AND to her.

And when you do get isekai’d by whatever fuckin means, I’d like to congratulate you, as you now have earned a VERY FUCKING SCARY GUARD DOG.

Acheron doesn’t leave your side for a second (unless you ask her to in which case she’ll stand BEHIND you. Or if your in the bathroom)

Acheron quickly learns how to show her love towards you through acts of service, words of affirmation, and physical touch.

She likes to hold your hand, and with no shame likes to proclaim to everyone that the two of you are an item. Which you don’t deny.

Acheron takes the lead in the relationship

Jingliu

The most normal about your attraction to her.

She’ll be honored that you love her, and shows it through ALWAYS crit damaging enemies and taking less health from her allies.

While in idle she’ll (like everyone else) will say a unofficial voiceline towards you, complimenting you and slightly hinting that she knows she’s a ‘video game character’

Another unofficial thing she’ll do while in idle is remove her blindfold and stare into your eyes lovingly YET respectfully.

When you get transferred into the game, it’s basically the same as acheron. But she’s more open and well normal about your relationship.

She’s slightly overprotective and possessive but that’s about it. She spends all her time by your side, weather it be in bed (get yo mind out the gutter) or IN bed (put it back in the gutter) or simply walking/exploring other planets.

She shows her love through..well everything. Acts of service, physical touch, gift giving, etc…

Overall not much to say here, she’s the most normal and a less scary (when not Mara-struck) acheron.

No one takes the lead, yall just switch leading roles every other day.

Kafka

Kafka is also very similar to black swan.

She immediately knows you love her, and she takes pride in it, after all who doesn’t? (Kafka’s the type to make gay men question themselves, as I myself can NOT attest to 😉)

Unlike her fellow…acolytes, she’s much more suave and blunt about her knowledge on your attraction. After all, your so adorable and cute for the god of gods (or as I like to refer to the reader who’s a god in self aware au—THE OMNI AEON)

In idle, she pulls out a blurry photo of your and kisses it while staring right at you. It’s blurry to you but VERY visible to kafka.

She’s also the only person in this who’ll outright state she knows she’s in a game and loves you (like sues in that one episode of gravity falls with his A.I yandere love)

Overall there’s nothing else to add here, she’s just another black swan when it comes to this scenario. OH wait no!

She uses her webs to manipulate you to dance gracefully with her and makes you touch her body while feigning innocence and teasing you.

She takes the lead in the relationship.

Okay I’m done. 4 or 5 more requests to finish

[beruxyz]

| "ᴵᶠ ˢᴴᴱ ᴴᴬˢ ᴺᴼ ᶠᴬᴺˢ ᵀᴴᴱᴺ ᴵ ᴬᴹ ᴰᴱᶜᴱᴬˢᴱᴰ"

- ꜱᴇʟꜰ!ᴀᴡᴀʀᴇ ʜꜱʀ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ x ꜱᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ!ɢɴ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ.

- ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ: ᴀᴄʜᴇʀᴏɴ, ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ꜱᴡᴀɴ, ᴋᴀꜰᴋᴀ

- ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: ᴘᴜʟʟɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪʜɪʟɪᴛʏ ʟᴇꜱʙɪᴀɴꜱ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍ��ꜱᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴀᴅ ꜰᴀɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀ.

- ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴀᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ, ᴄʀɪɴɢᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ & ᴄʜᴀᴛ (ᴡᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ɪᴛ), ꜱʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴏᴏᴄ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏʀ?, ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ, ꜱᴜɢɢᴇꜱᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ

ꜱ/ɴ = ꜱᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ

+ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ? ꜱᴇᴛ… ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ!

The light emitting from Y/N's computer being the only source of light inside the small streamer's bedroom. Blinds and curtains were closed while the steady stream of users chatting 'Hello' in their livestream multiplied.

"Welcome back to another stream everyone! I have to be just a little quiet today because... It's night, Dark as hell." Y/N spoke with a nervous grin in their face, Chat just spammed random emotes while others asked what they would be doing today.

"So, If you haven't been on the last streams of me just farming every single nook and cranny in this god forsaken game then we are going to be pulling today!"

"....I have saved for SO long omg.." They muttered while booting up the game, A grin now placed on their face as they finally shared their screen.

"I'm on 10 pity and 50/50 so.. I just REALLY hope she comes home! Please! PLEASE! I have pre-farmed and everything!" They yelled quietly while in the dark abyss of their bedroom. Chat just spammed whatever they felt like as Y/N finally showed the wishing screen.

*warning: This may be a bit off script on Kafka's part*

- ＡＣＨＥＲＯＮ || Self-Annihilator

- Acheron would have never once believed she was made for entertainment, Every tragedy she has seen, Every fight she had been engaged to and won most preferably. Yes, She believes she at least has some reasons to not only be made for 'Entertainment'.

- But here she stands, Back pressed against the invisible box she is caged in along with other people who have never been "pulled" by you.

- Her aloof personality helping her understand that "Oh yes, I see. I was merely created to be a puppet, an entertainment. I see."

- Glitching in all her glory, She had always had her eyes on you. From the very moment she gained sentience. Seeing the puppet you control from reality talking to her, Forcing the trailblazers to do your bidding.

- Always hearing you talking about her, Your absurd comments about her is beyond comparable to those of atrocities. Talking to other beings she never even hear at least once speak, Although a robotic voice she could hear, Talking to you and your loneliness.

- Yet, She can't help but feel endeared about some of your comments, Your presence when she would be talking to the Trailblazer had a sort of calming effect on her.

- Still, She absolutely despises you. Have you no sense of pride or dignity?

- She wonders. Just how far can she go before you truly understand what it means to leave a life of fakery.

*ੈ♡⸝⸝🪐༘⋆*ੈ♡⸝⸝⋆*ੈ♡⸝⸝🪐⸝⸝*ੈ♡

"Omg look at her!" Y/N gushed as they stared at the splash art of Acheron. Spam clicking on Acheron's face as some sort of wishing ritual.

"Fellas, is it gay to wanna get stabbed by her? I mean, You're literally getting entered on by a woman." Y/N said suddenly with an eyebrow raised, Looking straight at the camera.

"cupcakemangabaker: We officially lost them"

"YouLeftMeHanging: I bet it's neon purple and fades to black at the base"

"IKnowYoureReal replying to YouLeftMeHanging: WOAH HUH?"

YouLeftMeHanging has been put to timeout

"Alright well! Enough of that! We got ourselves a gay to catch fellas!" Y/N spoke in their most southeasterner accent possible. "Yeehaw brother!" They spoke as they finally clicked the 10 pull.

"Hm.." She hummed as a bright light suddenly engulfed her.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" They yelled all of the sudden while standing up from their seat as the ticket had a faded rainbow on it, The music changing signifying that it is in fact is a 5 star. "Omg wait wait, No no... PLEASE OMG! WAIT WAIT!" S/N immediately turned off the background music.

As Pompom finally gets blown away and the doors of the astral express opened, The first thing that came on Y/N's screen was

Harmony.. Atleast Bronya... Yay.

As the screen continued against the streamer's wishes, For a split second, The path immediately changed to Nihility.

"Acheron..." Merely a borrowed name. You know my nature, remember my deeds... Thus, I am Acheron." The voice line played as Acheron showed up in front of Y/N's monitor.

Mouth wide open with a dumb struck look on their face, Y/N was both confused and thanking the hoyo-gods for giving them Acheron.

"Now wait just a goddamn minute. We all saw the Harmony icon right? I wasn't hallucinating that shit?" Y/N asked nervously, Wondering if they just hacked the game despite literally not having any sort of mod in game.

"KinkyKnifeCollector: Imagine it's one of those self aware au's I've been reading lmfaoo"

"IDontDoWellWithRopes: i bet another acheron is behind that one too"

"Oh please, That's never happening." Y/N said while rolling their eyes, Clicking on the skip button as they already got Acheron.

10.

10 Acherons suddenly flooded the streamer's screen, "umm..Guys? This really scary" The streamer quoted as they looked back and forth to their screen and camera.

"This is a dream..probably.. because NO WAY." Y/N was starting to second guess themselves at this point. Did they have a hack client? There was no way this was ACTUALLY possible.

"I mean like come on, If hoyo wanted me to get gangbanged by Acheron they should just make her real!" Deciding to just fully ignore chat, Nervously making jokes to lighten the mood. Specifically their mood, Because what the fuck is this bullcrap?!

"ilovemangaandbaking: OMG HOW?? Please please pull on my account ples please pelase pealase"

"[MOD]AMatchIntoWater replying to ilovemangaandbaking: Brother eugh"

"DisgustRunsThroughMyVeins: I bet it's a man (I'm a man).

As Y/N hurried to place Acheron on their team, They are immediately reminded once more that they managed to get E6.. In a singular 10 pull.

Finally placing Acheron on their team, Switching to Acheron immediately as they finally let the most excited scream ever, Even when they said it was night, I'm sure the neighbors won't mind a few screams of terror.

- ＢＬＡＣＫ ＳＷＡＮ || Memokeeper

- Black Swan was a bit shocked at first. After all, Who wouldn't be shocked by the revelation that you are created to be played with?

- Still, She had to be composed as always. Talking to this mascot and husk of a person that occupies the player from reality itself.

- When she no longer mattered did she suddenly get transported into an invisible box in the dark void of the abyss. Space was quite literally moving faster than she had ever seen in this.. box.

- It was little uncomfortable, walking on air. Sure, she could pass through walls but at least she had some sort of grasp of where she is and what she's standing on. Now she has no concept of where in the world she is and she feels like a migraine is coming.

- Her only knowledge of people she is stuck with coming from the trailblazer and even then, the information is barely enough to get her to have at least a conversation with most of them.

- A lost child, A soldier, A guardian... The Astral Express. and some.. sassy lost child with another sassy lost child. She's beginning to see a pattern with the Xianzhou Loufu now.

- She absolutely was bewildered with your comments about her. Something about you wishing to be used by her glass hands.. She supposes she should ignore that part unless her mind delves deeper within the meaning of that.

- Will you still say the same thing when you're face to face with her or will you be consumed by fear itself?

*ੈ♡⸝⸝🪐༘⋆*ੈ♡⸝⸝⋆*ੈ♡⸝⸝🪐⸝⸝*ੈ♡

"haha very funny chat." Y/N spoke blankly as they pressed on another 10 pull, Who knew such character would be so hard to get! Chat was already betting that they would lose their 50/50 on hard pity.

"everyoneisaddlcreference: I BET 100 BUCKS!"

"IgnoringMeAreWe: I BET MY SOUL!"

"Okay we don't HAVE to go that far with the bets calm down!" Y/N spoke, Their No BS facade crumbling as they let out a huff of amusement. "I would let her fuck me, Peg me just come home PLEASE."

As the streamer finally reached hard pity, Chat was already spamming Ls on them, Cyberbullying was their love language they supposed. "I'm taking the fattest L right now dude.."

"Im..ImTheProtagonist!: Point and laugh everyone."

"sentientcupcake replying to Im..ImTheProtagonist!: ick."

"Im..ImTheProtagonist!: WHAT DID I DO?!"

"Omg... PLEASE JUST GIVE ME BLACK SWAN HOYOVERSE!" Y/N yelled as they slammed their desk, It was mostly for the bit of course but maybe breaking their desk might.. work?

"WITH THESE STELLAR JADES I SUMMON, BLACK SWAN!"

"WHAT THE-"

The ticket had a faded rainbow trail on it, It was barely noticeable but Y/N saw it and immediately screamed in happiness. Fuck them neighbors and fuck chat too, IT IS HARD PITY AND JUST GIVE THEM BLACK SWAN.

"Please! All I beg for is Black Swan, I will treat her right!" The streamer added, They were stood up already, hunched in front of the camera as they clicked past the other lightcones they acquired.

"Y/N.. Intriguing name. Hmm... and a fate that's quite elusive." Black Swan's voice rang inside the streamer's headphone, It felt like her voice was echoing inside their brain as they just stared at the splash art of Black Swan.

"SoldMySoulForPoetry: Oh man, I just lost 150 bucks :("

"YourReality: Why is no one mentioning that bs just said S/N's real name LMFAO"

"somearejustmyfavoritesongs: Probably because"

"SpiderDance!1!!1: Oh shit hoyo-police got to him"

"wow.. I mean damn, What the hell." Y/N mumbled as they finally sat themselves back in their chair, Looking over at their chat before awkwardly clearing their throat. "Damn, What just happened?" They chuckled as they clicked past Black Swan. They should probably end stream, they already had Black Swan now and It was so late anyways, plus they had to hangout with their friends tomorrow.

After saying goodbye to chat, Y/N finally let out a heavy sigh, leaning back on their chair as they began to ponder what the hell was that. No use thinking about it, It's just some pixels on a screen anyways.

"You won't even give me an ounce of your thoughts? How unfortunate."

"WHAT THE-"

- Ｋ Ａ Ｆ Ｋ Ａ || Stellaron Hunter

- Of course she knew it, Elio and his scripts, it's a ton of fun messing with you in the Space Station.

- But oh how she loved messing with you even more in the Xianzhou Loufu. You're so easy to read, Your questions had always been anticipated by her. Hearing herself say how your her child just left her wanting to laugh straight in your face.

- Thank god for the unbroken codes, She could mask it well. Although it's more or so of her facade that she keeps up, How adorable seeing you worry about her.

- Perhaps it might have even left her feeling a little giddy and endeared by your subtle love for her.

- It's not even subtle but still, It's like a high school crush. Atleast that's what Silverwolf said, "Ugh, What do you even see in them Kafka?", Honestly, she herself does not even know. All she knows is you're absolutely adorable.

- Your words really do leave her breathless, From laughing that is. It's cute seeing you gush about her and literally yell your heart out every chance you see her outside of your quests.

- But now, She has a chance to see you once more. There's not many chances of you seeing her since her banner had been long gone, Too bad you're a new player.

- But don't worry, A few tweaks and tricks by her companion will surely get that job done.

- You'll see her again. again and again until all you see is her. Just Kafka, In your reality. It's not gonna be a dream anymore, no.. no. Just you and her in the endless vast sea of space.

⋆·˚ ༘ <3*⋆·˚ ༘ *⋆·˚ ༘ *🔭!

"Guys, I'm not hacking I swear." Y/N spoke seriously as they checked their second monitor, Wondering how in the world they managed to get on Kafka's banner when it practically ended AGES ago. "This is like.. What is this? What even is this, I am so confused bro."

"I haven't even managed to farm THAT MANY stellar jades yet, I'm still stuck on the Loufu what the hell!" Y/N stated while throwing their hands up in the air, The wishing screen only having Kafka's banner on as well as the signature lightcone. No second banner, No standard banner, JUST Kafka.

"ilikefantasynovels: Guys donate to S/N so they can buy oneiric shard."

"Falckason: they're so poor charity is considered a heaven-sent for them LOL

"ItBoy donated $500: Take the L S/N"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN TAKE THE L, YOU DONATED 500 DOLLARS! also by the way thank you, I really appreciate it." They whispered the last part onto the mic as they put their face cam on full screen so the users couldn't see their credit card details.

"This is not scamming chat, My game is just built different." Y/N spoke with confidence as they finally switched the screen back to the wishing menu. "Obviously, I'm using 500 dollars worth of stellar jades just for Kafka."

"WindResistance: you were gonna get E6S5 Kafka one way or another"

"TRUE! That's sadly but not that sad.. very true. Look I just love her so much is it too much to ask for?!" Y/N yelled dramatically. "If I get her on my first ten pull I will end stream!"

Chat obviously disagreed with whatever stupid declaration S/N was saying in the heat of the moment. I mean come on, They were on 10 pity with literal dogshit luck!

As Y/N finally clicked the 10 pull button, The trail of the ticket glowed with a trail of rainbow, An obvious sign that it was a 5 star. Chat went wild seeing the streamer get a 5-Star on their 2nd 10 pull. Bombardments of 'WHAT' and random emotes flooding the small streamers chat box.

And the first thing that showed on Y/N's screen was...

"Hi, Astral Expressers... Well, you caught me." Kafka's voice line played, Chat spamming whatever emote they felt like while the streamer jumped off their seat and knelt down on the ground, As if praising every God they knew.

Sounds of dramatic yelling and crying were heard far off from the mic as Y/N was spouting nonsense before they immediately stood up and retuned to their desk. "Alright boys and girls! ENDING STREAM!" Y/N yelled once more into the mic before sincerely bidding the chat farewell, Ending the stream completely.

Y/N sighed heavily, A boulder lifted off their shoulders as they sat back down on their chair. Blankly looking at the screen of Kafka's splash art as they let a small giggle of happiness escape them.

"Kafka... Kafka" They hummed as they skipped past the pull, Before being bombarded by 7 different Kafka's and Bronya's light cone. "Oh what the hell?" They mumbled under their breath as they did double-take on their screen, Tiredness was slowly creeping up on them. They didn't even know if this was reality anymore.

"I should.. probably head to bed." They mumbled once more under their breath, Turning off the game and PC before heading to bed. Slowly drifting off to sleep as they laid in bed. Too bad you didn't realize the whispers of a certain someone.

𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨! 𝘐 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘈𝘓𝘓 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘛𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳. 𝘉𝘶𝘩-𝘣𝘺𝘦 <3

(Asks are open :>)

[iruiji]

° just smol headcannons before I get swamped with work for the next week (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠)

Also, spoilers.

- Unknowingly, player has been given the title of 'Aeon of Guidance' (coined by wonderful @amimo3, thank you) and is generally known as the main driving force behind the Trailblazers' journey - (it was originally the Aeon of Akivili, which represents the Path of The Trailblaze, but they're dead last I checked, so for the sake of this AU we'll be the main force now but like in honor of the dead Aeon), to save planets from Stellarons.

- Naturally, as time progresses with you looking out for the team, they learned to trust your decisions more. Like, if there's a hard choice they have to make they kinda expect you to make the choice (and it is you making the choice from your screen), or like hinting at them what to do. Welt and Himeko seemd like untrusting at first, but after some time they warmed up a bit and consider you as the 3rd parent of these dolts (HUH).

- The Trailblazers now get more attention than they've ever had and it's a mix of pros and cons, really. People had been contacting them like crazy until Herta helped them from blocking some of the offending/nagging ones. And let's not even start at the countless gifts appearing like crazy at the places they've been into and the people that swarm them after saving their planet/ship (for now it's only the space station/belobog).

- At the Herta Space Station, Asta placed a small room dedicated for the new Aeon filled with offerings of food (which get cleaned everyday), trinkets and generally notes and books (it was mentioned by the Trailblazer that they like collecting books and other collectibles). Unlike the people from Belobog, however, the researches are not that deep in worshipping because they're still scientists (you know how in our world scientists don't believe in god rule because it may hamper in their research? kinda like that).

- At Belobog, which the Trailbalzers saved with the Aeon, people are much more open on focusing their worship on them. Bronya has built a small temple at the Administrative District and one at the Underworld (with the help of Wildfire and the Silvermane Guards). Due to the place being trapped in eternal winter, people mostly give small, metal trinkets akin to snowflake (guess who thought of making this a business? spoiler: it's sampo.), and the wealthier ones give books as offerings (books are pricey in Belobog, I'd assume?).

(Trailblazer collects all of these, don't worry. Gotta complete the inventory y'all.)

- Let's go at Xianzhou Luofu for a moment.

- I feel like at Xianzhou Luofu, people are not that.. open at worshipping a new Aeon, since they had an ugly past from the Aeon of Abundance, and now they mainly worship the Aeon of Hunt because it's the one who've helped them fight the Mara that plagues the population of said ship.

- But then the Trailblazers came, and they are aware of the new Aeon which saved Jarilo-VI, but again, new Aeon might just be a new danger for them that's why they initially rejected their request to help them from the Stellaron.

- Jing Yuan though, he's intrigued. First, the Divination Commission cannot get information about the new Aeon (Fu Xuan cannot see anything, like Mona trying to peek at Venti's constellation and her clothes got ripped instead). It's been millenia since the discovery of the last Aeon, and now, a new, young one? How? Why? And why only now they deigned to help the universe? Shouldn't they have done that a long time ago? He surmised that, given they've only appeared when the MC woke up, they must be connected with each other - and this influenced him to consider their offer.

- What he did not expect, however, was the Aeon's gaze lingering on him even the Trailblazers left the room.

MC and co. be like: What? Where their Grace?

Ppl inside the meeting room: *sweating bullets* What is happening? Why is an Aeon staring at us?

- THEY DIDN'T KNOW READER IS SIMPING FOR JING YUAN. SUE ME LOL

- And then POV switched to Dan Heng hurriedly leaving the express after learning Blade is at the Xianzhou, and then meeting Sushang and Luocha.

- Luocha, in his credit, easily masked his shock after feeling the intense gaze from this.. Aeon? Is this the new rumored Aeon of Guidance that is folowing the people from the Astral Express? (YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO DAN HENG REALLY IS.) Sushang at the other hand, almost fell on her knees, but wisely did not comment about it.

- Dan Heng has mixed feelings about the Aeon switching gaze to him and his current acquiantances, texting the MC but the message is still being unsent. For now, the three of them navigate the Mara-infested place towards the main city, hoping that Blade hasn't done anything to his *cough* found family *cough* yet.

- HE CAN ALSO FEEL THE AEON'S INTENSE GAZE AT LUOCHA LOL (re: simp re: re: le simp) he thought it was because of the coffin, lol, so naturally he's more inclined to be cautious of it. Sushang is busy guiding them, however, and seemed not aware of what's happening.

- After another fight his phone chimed, and he checked it hurriedly, sighing in relief when he learned they haven't met Blade. MC also checked if the Aeon was on him, because they lost them for quite some time now, and he told them he's with other people and he's on his way to them, and that yes, the gaze is directed at him right now.

PLS HOYO JUST LET MY BABIES MEET AGAIN

- Idk about y'all but I chose to drink the medicine that blind doctor from Xianzhou gave me - so I'll translate that as MC questioning the decision if they're really going to drink it, but like being 50/50 about it but it's you and there's no way you'd put them in danger, so they took the medicine at the end.

- For the Stellaron Hunters, you became some sort of.. an enigma, because Elio - for all his depiction of future this and destiny that, haven't really spoken even one thing about you. And that's, well, suspicious. I know, I know, they're not supposed to question Elio, but the thought lingers. Like, is Elio not talking about you because you're useless to their mission and for that, doesn't matter? Or there's some more deeper reason?

- While Kafka and Silver Wolf met the new Aeon, Blade was already at Xianzhou Luofo at that point, so he missed it. But then the cutscene of him talking with Jing Yuan and Yanqing was shown, and he felt it. That warm, comforting feeling Kafka explained to him at one point during their last talk. He took a quick glance at the General and his Lieutenant, smirking in sadistic glee at the brief expressions of confusion as they seem to feel the gaze too, albeit quick. (Because that scene happened before MC got to Xianzhou Luofo if I'm not mistaken).

Ah, man. Kinda hard to do HC during this time coz the game has barely any story about Xianzhou 🤣 This is sitting in my drafts for a week so better just post it before I dip to hibernate ig. Maybe I'll tackle about DragonHeng during the next story update 👌🏻 (AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SO DOWN BAD FOR HIM LORD PLS)

And I'm sorry for that user who tried to request something, but my feeble brain cannot connect it and still thinking of what to do 💀

[sunny-fox]

Pet! SAHSRAU (part 2)

Reader's pronouns: -

Warnings: implied cult behaviour (?), possible out-of-character

Notes: reverse isekai, characters turn into animals, Stellaron Hunters

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Borzoi! Kafka who likes to annoy any other pet that's not in her "family", especially Welt and Himeko. She doesn't provoke anyone when you're around, but once you're outdoors she "accidentally" bumps against Himeko or "unintentionally" upsets Welt's water bowl (you knew that she was behind all of that anyway). Kafka seems to have a particular fondness for Caelus and Stelle. The way she stops bothering Himeko when Caelus wants to play with her, or the soft look in her eyes when Stelle squeezes herself in between her and Welt to stop them from starting a fight. Sometimes Kafka tries to steal the twins away when they're cuddling and napping with their "family", but has never succeeded...yet. The twins' "family" is not happy when they wake up to the sight of Kafka picking up one of the twins by the scruff and taking them away. Kafka will then come to you for help, circling you and looking at the raccoon twins. She knows that you'll find a way to bring the twins to her.

Russian Blue! Silver Wolf who loves your electronic gadgets. She's exactly the type of cat that insists on sitting upon the keyboard of your computer or laptop. Countless times you had to remove her from your room forcefully so you could study/work properly. She'll yowl, pace, try to open the door or squeeze through the crack between the floor and the door, but nothing works. Expect an angry Silver Wolf sitting on her spot in the cat tree, glaring at you silently for the rest of the day unless you give her headpats and cuddles (treats won't work either). Silver Wolf definitely competes with March 7th as to which "family" gains more attention than the other. Blade and Welt will collect Silver Wolf and March respectively from your sides if the look on your face tells them that they're being too noisy, what with Silver Wolf's constant hissing and March's sharp barks.

German Shepherd! Blade who competes with the other pets for your attention, but only secretly. While the others are busy fighting over who gets to sit next to you on the couch, he'll sense that you had a bad day the minute you return home. The sad look in your eyes and your slumped posture basically said it all. Blade will follow you to your room and wait by the door to see if you wanted his company. He decides that you do when you start rubbing at your tear-filled eyes. Blade will sit by your side and nuzzle against your arm till you look at him, and you swear there's a softness in his eyes, so sudden and rare, that just makes you feel much better. You sigh and hug him, he acts indifferent but deep inside he enjoys your embrace. Blade will starting growling at any other pet who dares interrupt his time with you, even if they're just passing by the room.

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Wrote this in a hurry, hopefully this was okay -

The Herta Space Station Crew is next!

[opiumvampire]

im not allowed to be a vegetarian anymore for medical reasons so we’ve had meat in the house for the first time since we’ve had cats and every second is a fight for my life i just pulled Annie’s face out of a bowl of potato bacon soup. she’s a monster. she’s going to kill me soon i can feel it

[selfaware-promise-au]

They loved this world. They loved making people of this world happy. They knew better, what happiness is. Free Will was a cancer. A parasitic abomination, that will left a rotten remains from "The Plan".

They hold into the minds of people. There is no need for them to want more. They will make them happy.

They rolled their eyes, when a little spark start moving up from the mind threads towards them. They find that attempt be as fruitless as previous ones.

Spark moved up. It touched their forehead.

They felt, like the core of their existence was destroyed. In pain, they let go of the minds. Mind lines, now free, slipped away from their control.

And the cursed spark was dancing around lines. Poisoning minds with a free will.

They could only look at horror. They send their message into the web of mind lines. They need to protect it.

"The Plan" was in danger.

Asta's life was easy. It was repetitive.

Look after the station.

Fund the station.

Be nice.

Look after the station.

Fund the station.

Be nice.

Antimatter Legion was a hussle, but, after they will be dealt with, her life will be good again.

She just need to leaad an evacuation...

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Arlan's life was easy. It was repetitive.

Work until your bones turn to dust.

Look after Asta and Peppy.

Be a brother to everyone from station.

Work until your bones turn to dust.

Look after Asta and Peppy.

Be a brother to everyone from station.

Antimatter Legion was a hussle, but, after they will be dealt with, his life will be good again.

He just need to help with an evacuation...

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March’s life was easy. It was repetitive.

Be cute and bubbly.

Take a lot of photos.

Like cute things. Be a simple person.

Be cute and bubbly.

Take a lot of photos.

Like cute things. Be a simple person.

Antimatter Legion was a hussle, but, after they will be dealt with, her life will be good again.

She just need to help with an evacuation...

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Kafka’s life was easy. It was repetitive.

Listen to Elio and follow his plan.

If needed, calm down Blade.

In a free time, practice violin.

Listen to Elio and follow his plan.

If needed, calm down Blade.

In a free time, practice violin.

Antimatter Legion was a hussle, but, after the operation is over, her life will be good again.

She just need to place the target…

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Silver Wolf’s life was easy. It was repetitive.

Play games.

Help other Stellaron Hunters.

Search for valuable information.

Play games.

Help other Stellaron Hunters.

Search for valuable information.

Antimatter Legion was a hussle, but, after the operation is over, her life will be good again.

She just need to help Kafka place the target…

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A S T A

Look after the station a̷n̴d̶ ̶d̶o̷n̴'̵t̵ ̶p̸a̴y̷ ̴a̶t̶t̴e̸n̸t̷i̴o̴n̴ ̵t̴o̶ ̸t̸h̶e̸ ̷d̴e̶s̸p̵e̴r̷a̵t̵e̵ ̷m̶e̷s̷s̸a̶g̴e̴s̸,̵ ̶a̶s̷k̵i̴n̶g̸ ̷f̶o̵r̵ ̴h̶e̴l̷p̴.̴

Fund the station a̷̲͒̄͊n̴͚͕̽d̷͔̀̀ ̸̨̱̟̐͌͛f̸̢̹̱͗̐o̸̞̳̓̒̂r̴͙̟͉̈́͗g̶̖͔̟͌͊̅e̷̜̍̕ẗ̸̫́͜ ̵̱̏a̵̖͉̩͌b̶̼̌̓̅ơ̶͔̆u̶̟̞̥̇̈̀t̴͇̗̞̿ ̷̬͖̑å̸̗͂̏ ̴͓̖̓̈́͘s̸̢̘̮̎t̷̛̼̃ï̴͙̤n̵͈̐́͌ġ̵̨̯̥̊͆ ̸̬̈́̑ŏ̸̙̭̱̎̋f̶̹͊̀̓ ̶̥̱̻̓̓d̶̗̺̥̒͌i̸͈͂̉͝s̶͓̻̳̀̚s̶͕̥̑͛͝a̸̱̯̞̾̔p̵͕̃͋̃ë̷̬́̚a̷̝̐̃͝ŗ̸̙̥̐͐a̵͔̲̾̃ǹ̸͓̪̜͝c̷͇̎̽e̵̋͛̈͜ ̴̖̈̌ṯ̵͇̠̈̿ḥ̷̬̈̿ǎ̶͔̻̔ţ̷̼̱̈͘ ̶̨̖̎̈́̿ͅo̶̻̔͝c̸̰̿̃̀c̷͓͂u̷̥̖̓r̷͓͓͝r̵̢̨̩̋̑s̵̭̓̐͘ ̵̪̝̈͋e̴̥̮͌̚v̵̥̞̒̍̾e̴̢͕͛͗r̵͔͕̃y̵̠̼̲̐͋̀ ̸̫̤̠͐̎y̴͖̳̑͂̅e̷̳̼͋̓ä̵̢͎́̄͝r̴͈̾̔

Be nice and believe in your C̶̦̹̗̲̟̫̳͚͇̺̺͇̺͙̘̅͐͊͜r̷̯̯̖̓̾͋̾̂̈́̊́̊̀́̊͊̅̚ȩ̶̛̮͔͖̲͔̗͒̾̂̓̋͒͗̊̿̚͠͠͝ä̷̡͔̟̫̥̱̥̭͓̈́̒̉̿͊̀͜t̷͖̜̪̲̽̎͒̌̅̔͠ͅò̶̧̨̘͉͎̜̳̞̥̯̤̳͎̜̐̀̋̊̀̍̐ͅr̵̺̣̼̐̏̆͊̑̐̔̕

A R L A N

Be a brother to everyone from station a̵̢̫̓n̸͙̐̄d̵͍̕ ̸̯͐d̷̃͜ǒ̵͈̱ñ̶͎͑'̴̜̉t̵̮̠̓ ̴̜́w̶̡̯͐̉ó̸̞̀r̸̘̓̃r̷̝̱̅͠ỹ̴͓̱̍,̸̢̺͒ ̶̹͉̔̐i̵̠̻͌f̵̙͂ ̵̨̹̚t̶̘͂̋h̶̰̍ḛ̶͌͝i̴͓͒̍r̴͍̅͊ͅ ̴̦͊̄r̵̭̥̉̇e̸̫̓͌ĺ̵͓ả̶̹t̶̛̫̐ī̶̗͒v̷͇̥̍̕e̴̮͘s̵̲͎̓ ̷̢̱͝h̷̲͇͐ȁ̷͈͔̊s̸̠̻̃̐ ̷̬̉̒g̸̹̋͆ȏ̷̯̳n̴̤̞͊e̷͈͐͌ ̶͈͛͜m̷̠͔͐̇i̸̙͋͒s̶͙͌s̶̘̪͌i̶͚̐ṉ̵̡̇͘ǵ̴̩̠͒.̵̰̯̿

Work until your bones turn to dust à̴̠̔ǹ̴͚͋d̸̡̓ ̴̖̐r̵̟̎e̸̢̲͒̎f̸̪̈͘͜ů̵̖̗s̵̞̼̈e̵̹͒͘ ̴͙͂ͅt̷̻̥͐͑ò̸̜͚͝ ̴̮̟̏i̵̭̥̔̊n̴̜̋v̵̧̘̇̑e̷̩͇̍s̴̜̀t̴͖̲̓î̴̘́g̸̝͎̋a̶̬̼͊t̶̞͝ę̵̹͐ ̷̧̣̊͒h̴̙̐e̷̳̭̒̇ ̴̝͛̆ḏ̶̞̆͠i̶̤̰̚s̷͚̓a̴̘͌p̵͙͔͝e̸̛̤̠ǎ̶̹ṙ̷̫̹a̵̝͌ǹ̸͈̌c̶̙̈́́è̶̖̗͝s̶͔͈̍.̴͍͗

Look after Asta and Peppy a̵̝͒n̴̐̊͜d̵̥̽̊ ̶̗̯͂d̷̙̾͝o̸͉̿̋ṋ̷̰̽͂'̵̯͛ț̶̘͋͌ ̸͉̪̓l̵̘̀͝ë̸̱̘͐t̵̜̤̍ ̴̬͎̔̈́h̵͓͗͊ĕ̷͙̦r̶̖͂ ̵͈͚͒̾s̵̥̈̾e̴̬̭͗ẹ̵͚͒̇ ̸͔̱̐ṫ̴̢ͅh̸͈̅͠e̷̼͇̾ ̷̦͔͘̕e̸͙̝̊v̴̡̞̋̎i̴̠̐d̵̳̂ȇ̶̖̊ͅņ̷̠̀̄c̸͖̓ĕ̶̝͌ ̴̟̩͝o̷̭̎͘f̶̘̹͂ ̶̥̆t̶̞̑̕h̴̟͂è̷̞͆ ̵̨̟̎̄i̷͕͝n̸͇̠̆̽v̶̢͉͑̃o̸̹̯̍͠l̵̮̈́̐v̶̪̣̈̚è̷̤́m̴̮̎ë̸̡̙́n̶̤̉̍t̴͍͌ ̸̭́̒o̴̳͍͋f̶̨͉̑̒ ̵̹͒͝t̴̛̻̦ḧ̷̲́̃a̷̲͠t̷̲̹̓ ̶̺͆͜g̴̟̖̍̐r̶̨̤͑͑ò̶͇̋ű̵͖́p̵̘̃̋.̶̲͂̒͜

M A R C H

Be cute and bubbly ḁ̴̧͉͚̆̾̈́͛͛n̷͈̭̑d̵̝̩͆ ̴̩͆̇̔̚d̵̖̟̬͔͚̒ǫ̵̣̈͋ͅn̴̮̏̆̓'̸̧̱͉̘͖̓͘t̸͙̅͐̚͠ ̵̯̈́̀̉̚p̴̧͔̪̗̭͑͒͌̑ą̶̜̤̆͑y̵̨̧͚̫͑̃̄̚ ̶̲̠͚͈̄̅̅̇͑͜a̷͓͎̩̓t̴̪̺̳̩͂́̃͂͗ţ̸̫̘̹̪̍͂̽̀e̴͍̗͓̦̻̒n̷̘͓͖̽͑͝t̸̡̩̭͎̽̉͌͘ͅi̶̯̹̖̫͋̂̈ơ̴͇̳̓̉̂͝n̸̳̳͓̆,̴̢͍̬͖̈́̔ͅ ̷͍̪̥̹͆͛̿͌͛i̴̧̨̘̠͂̿̀̀ḟ̷̛̻̯̜̟͈͒ ̸̮͒͜ȳ̶͈̩̾͌ô̷͖̭̖̮̬u̸̱͛̆̌ ̷͕̦́̃s̴̨̬͖̕͝e̵̮̠̯͗͋͜e̷̖͛̓̄͠ ̴̞̬͋͘p̷̡̐̃̏͝e̶͇̒̀̚o̶̮̪̞͋̉̕p̷̱̖̮̭͌ͅl̴͙̺̋̀é̴̦͔͚̊ ̷̨̥̓́̑g̷̢͇͚̑̎͒͛̿ę̵͍̝̈ͅt̶̫̺͘t̵̤̮̏̇͊̋̆i̷̖͙̹̞̓n̶͉͍̥͑̉̈g̶̹̞̙͈̟̈́̈́̍̓ ̶̦͙̩̮̑́͝ͅk̶̪̱̫̮̾͑̏i̶̦̠̍̓̀̈́d̷̢͉̯͖͊̔͑ņ̷͚͉̘͙̒̃͌̈́͠ă̸͓̯̬͒̔̏p̷̛͉̹͐̉p̶̣͈̙̥̒̋é̶͍̣͉̆̎ͅd̵̲̍̐͝.̴̧̓̐̈́̽̂

Take a lot of photos a̴n̶d̶ ̶d̴e̴l̵e̵t̸e̵ ̵p̵h̸o̵t̴o̶s̶,̴ ̸t̶h̷a̷t̴ ̵c̸a̷n̵ ̴b̴e̵ ̵u̷s̷e̵d̶ ̶a̷s̶ ̷e̵v̸i̷d̵e̸n̴c̷e̵.̷.

Like cute things. Be a simple person a̴n̶d̷ ̶d̵o̸n̸'̷t̷ ̸a̶s̵k̴ ̸a̶b̸o̶u̵t̸ ̸s̷h̷i̴p̴s̴.

K A F K A

Listen to Elio and follow his plan. F̴o̸r̷c̸e̴ ̷h̷i̶m̸ ̸t̷o̵ ̶i̴g̴n̷o̴r̶e̵ ̵t̵h̵a̸t̴ ̴v̷i̴s̸i̶o̶n̸s̴,̴ ̷i̸t̸'̶s̷ ̴n̸o̶t̸ ̷h̶i̶s̷ ̷b̸u̶i̵s̷n̴e̴s̷s̶.̸

If needed, calm down Blade. T̷h̴a̵t̶ ̵d̵e̵a̵t̸h̵ ̵w̴a̴s̶ ̵n̸h̵e̸c̴e̶s̴s̶a̸r̶y̶,̴ ̵u̴n̷g̷r̶e̸a̷t̶f̸u̵l̶ ̸c̷h̴i̶l̶d̷r̶e̷n̷.̸

In a free time, practice violin. D̷o̷n̸'̴t̴ ̴t̴h̸i̷n̴k̵ ̴a̴b̴o̷u̸t̶ ̶t̸h̶e̵ ̴r̶e̵s̶c̴u̷e̴.̵

S I L V E R W O L F

Play games. L̴o̵o̴k̷ ̷o̶t̷h̷e̵r̷ ̶w̸a̵y̵,̸ ̶i̶f̷ ̶o̷t̵h̸e̴r̶ ̵p̸l̸a̴y̶e̷r̵s̴ ̸d̵i̷s̶s̸a̶p̶e̴r̷.̸

Help other Stellaron Hunters̴ a̶n̵d̵ ̸m̶a̴k̵e̷ ̴s̸u̶r̶e̷,̷ ̵t̷h̵e̴y̴ ̸d̵i̶d̵n̵'̶t̴ ̴g̷e̴t̴ ̵i̸n̸v̵o̸l̶v̸e̷d̶.̷

Search for valuable information. D̷e̴s̶t̷r̵o̸y̸ ̸t̴h̵e̴ ̶e̷v̵i̸d̴e̸n̷c̸e̷.̶

E V E R Y O N E

Just trust in

Ċ̵̨̳̝̖̟̮͉̰̣͚͈̟̗̬̻̥͙̦̩̹̇̒̽̉̎͐́̊̊̌̆̔̏̚͝͠͠ͅ ̴̧͈͈̟̼͖̣̤̀R̸̨̧̯̬̰͈̥̖̝͔̩̻̀̊̈̓͂̉̆͜ͅͅ ̷͌̒̀̄́͒̃̽͐̌̔̌̌͆͋͝͝��̧̡̡͍̗̱̹̺͙͚̻͍̞̯̘̥̟̭̳͙̱͒̊͋́́̈̐̎͛̉͜͜͝ͅE̵̡͓̲̰͉̬̺͙̰̜̜̣̙̖͔̬̠͍̣͍̠̒́̉͆̃͊̅̃͗͒̅͐̌̀̎̓̀̌̍͘͜͝ͅͅ ̸̧̧̠͉̺͇͉̯̮̣̣̲̲̺̃̉͆̐̓̑͆̆͋̑̉̉͂̈̚͠ͅḀ̷̢̡̡͍͙̥͎͕̼̬̻̳̣̺̲̜̱͔̻̄̅̅̈̐̂̑̀͛̓̐͂͛̅͗͋ ̷̺͙̞̰͖̠̥̯̲̗̜͕̖̜̬̔͐̍̀̀͋̾͐͛̉̂͒͌͝͠ͅT̶̡̨̧̰̠̣̞̺̜̣̥͖̪̟͈̹̖̩̖̭̙̳͉̬̯̭̝́̾͆̉́̏̒͋̒̔̃͒̑͋̓̊̏͛͝ͅ ̵̨̛̣̣̈́̈̀̈́͆́̒́̅̀̾͑̓̎͊̈́͘͠͝͝͝O̷̥̩̙̔̆̑̈̾̏̌͌̋̐͛̅̿̈̀͆̇̇̉̀̓́͑̚͘͠ ̷̡͎͚̖̖͖̺̤̞̞̱̮̥̯̬͓͛͊̈́͛̾̍̊́̽͗̑̒̐̓̂͗̀̓̕͝͝Ŕ̷̡̧̙̩̳̟̝͙̦͍̪̫͙̈́̄̋͆́͆͘͜͠ͅ

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[WELCOME, [Y/N]]

[they have been waiting for you]

Asta fell on the floor, when it was gone.

She doesn't care, that people around her was panicking.

The loud buzzing, The Puppeteer were gone. Long artificial fingers wasn't running through her hair anymore.

Instead, there was a ghostly, but, undoubtedly real human hand lightly touching her head.

Asta was trembling. It was gone. She can think. She can choose, what she want to think about.

Emotions flooded her.

The guilt for forgetting about what was happening, for turning a blind eye toward it.

The shame for not trying to fight.

The annoyance towards the loud sounds, that was filling the air.

Happiness. Because she finally felt negative emotions.

She stand up. She has people to evacuate.

And, after that, she has an ivistegation to start.

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[i am glad, that you are finally here]

It took all of Arlan's willpower not to fall down.

He hold Voidranger back, allowing people to ran away.

And memories flooded his mind.

He remembered them all. When researchers' relatives gone missing, he was forced to stay silent.

Memories about refusing to help with searching.

About nights he spent, deleting logs about dissapearance cases, erasing them from the history.

He remembered names. Names of their victims.

And the voice. The constant whispering 'Forget about it. Creator allow it. You want to live a peaceful life, right? So, close your mouth, close your eyes and forget about everything'.

Arlan saw a ghost hand, that was holding the scorched remains of puppet strings. Strings, that was attached to Arlan for his whole life.

Arlan sprang. Arlan yelled. It wasn't a battle cry. It was a roar of fury.

Enemies fall under his claymore. Antimatter Legion will be first.

And then he make them pay for every crime they committed.

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[i am sorry, for entrusting you with this burden]

March wanted to remember. Now she regrets remembering.

She regrets smiling, acting obvious to what was happening before her eyes.

She remembered about her phone.

March wanted to throw her phone away.

Phone, that he took so much photos with.

Of express crew, of Pom Pom.

From all worlds they visit.

Photos of big black spaceships, of galleys, that sometimes she saw from the windowd of Astral Express.

Photos of people on the background, being dragged away in a dark alleys.

She saw a ghostly hand with the corner of her eye. The remains of puppet threads were dangling from its fingers. And then, a horrifying hand appeared behind it, trying to grab the ghostly hand.

Anger bubbles in her chest. March's arrow pierce through the attacker, before it can reach the ghost hand. The abominations froze and shattered in hundreds small pieces.

March ran. She will get to an Express. She will tell everyone about what she saw. She will tell again and again, untill they believe her. And they will chase after the criminals.

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[just... be yourself. all of us need some humanity, not divinity]

One could envy Kafka's self control.

Her expression didn't change, when she remembered.

When she remembered horrified Elio, who tried to arrange a rescue operation, only to froze in one place, with an empty expression on his face.

When she remembered enraged Blade, when they were too late. When he immediately fall on the ground, before he could attack.

She remembered collapsing shortly after the Blade. After they wake up, the memories were gone.

Kafka's expression didn't change, when she remembered, how she managed to start the rescue mission. And how their force kept her in one place.

Kafka was calm. She calmly moved down station's corridors.

She calmly think about destroying a few gods, aeons, whatever they were calling themselves.

She calmly take apart any unfortunate member of Antimatter Legion, picturing, how she and Blade will finally get them.

She spend few seconds, looking at the ghostly hand. If she didn't knew, she would assume, that Silver Wolf was playing a prank, pretending to be a ghost, playing with threads.

She knew, that it wasn't Silver Wolf.

Kafka bow her head before the ghost hand. At that moment and onwards, something so common and human will be the symbol of fighting for the right cause.

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[heh, you don't hear me right? well, time will come. can't wait to talk to you, [Y/N]. search for a Trailblazer]

Silver Wolf loves games. They were fun, entertaining and a good way to spend time. She knew, that, one day, someone might pull her into a game, and her actions will be an entertainment for someone. She respects the fellow players.

But, there were lines, that can't be crossed. And Ultimate Player crossed and destroyed all existing lines.

She wasn't angry for being controlled. She was enraged of what she was forced to do.

Hacking game profiles missing people, cleaning up the traces.

Lying to Stellaron Hunters, sending them to places, that were far away from their heists.

Finding and deleting evidence. Making sure, that they will exist.

They were glad. They were praising her.

'Good job, Silver Wolf. You are helping our world to exist. You deserve some luck in your games. You deserve more happiness.'

Silver Wolf wanted to yell. To destroy everything she owned. But there was no time for that.

She noticed the ghostly hand, that was hovering before her. The hand grabbed a little thread, that was connected to Silver Wolf's hand. Hand pulled, the thread broke. For some reason, breathing became easier.

For a second, she was just standing here, taking deep breaths, while looking at the screen before her, observing Kafka.

They still has a job to do. But even now the rules of a game were changing.

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In the nothingness, they were smiling.

4%. It was a small number. A silly number. A small step.

But a step towards brighter future.

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You were watching the opening cutscene with a smile on your face. You didn't get to a gameplay yet, but you already were intrigued.

You can't wait to learn more about characters and meet new ones.

[an-elveinthesky]

“What fault do I find in my stars? They’re too far away.

The biggest role in my suffering, is mine anyway ..”

—“Akshita Singh”

[aventurineswife]

Pls hear me out bcs this has been in my mind since FOREVER.

I have this idea of SAHSR with artist!reader 😖😖

Reader is a very talented artist that draws the characters and I like to imagine there's a whole museum filled with their arts of said characters

I like to think the paintings just spawn out of nowhere on the wall every few weeks lol

Maybe one day artist!reader has art block and no new paintings have been displayed, which makes everyone worry and confused until they started drawing their favorite character or something

"Artist note: Thank you for curing my art block, Sunday, I love you" and then 5 back to back portraits of him start appearing on the walls day by day LMAO

(If they see my drawings I'm burying myself in a grave🧍🏻‍♀️)

I'm lowkey new to your account, so I wanna be known as the 🤡 anon from now on if that's okay 😖 (Can't guarantee I'll drop by often)

NO BECAUSE THIS CONCEPT IS ACTUALLY SO PERFECT.

A self-aware HSR world where your art physically manifests into reality??? And not just that, but a whole ass museum dedicated to your work, where paintings of the characters just appear mysteriously on the walls every few weeks??? The way that would completely change how they view you is insane. 🙏😭

A grand, ethereal museum exists somewhere, where your artwork materializes on its own.

No one knows how or why it happens—only that every few weeks, new paintings appear, as if bestowed by fate itself.

The subjects of the paintings? The characters themselves. Their greatest moments. Their worst defeats. Their hidden smiles.

To the people of this world (aka the HSR verse), it’s a sacred place. A place that holds the true essence of their existence, captured by your divine hand.

Bronya, Gepard, and Argenti see it as a monument of unparalleled beauty. Your art is eternal proof of their existence.

Aventurine and Sampo act all casual about it ("Of course the great me would be featured!"), but internally, they memorize every single brushstroke you’ve painted of them.

Blade and Dan Heng? No thoughts, just ✨emotional damage✨. How do you capture their past so well? How do you see them so clearly?

Sunday and Black Swan analyze every single painting. Your art isn’t just art—it’s a glimpse into your thoughts, your emotions, your desires. And that knowledge is dangerous.

One day, the paintings stop appearing. No new portraits. No landscapes. Nothing. At first, they think it’s a test of patience. That you are simply waiting, watching. But then weeks pass. And the museum remains unchanged. Panic sets in. Did something happen? Did they offend you? Have you abandoned them? Some try to pray to you. Others try to seek out the museum’s secrets, searching for any clue as to why the paintings have stopped. Then, finally, after agonizing uncertainty, a new painting appears.

"Thank you for curing my art block, Sunday. I love you."

And with that, FIVE consecutive, highly detailed portraits of Sunday materialize on the walls, each one more extravagant than the last.

Sunday’s Reaction:

He doesn’t shut up about it for WEEKS.

Walks into the museum like it’s his own personal shrine now.

"Ah, yes. The Celestial Painter adores me. As expected."

He starts flexing it in front of the others. "Oh? No new paintings of you? Tragic. Can’t relate." (I love Sunday lmaoo)

Oh boy... If they ever find your sketchbook... I mean imagine!

The moment they find your personal sketchbook?

Yeah. No. You’re not living that one down.

Jing Yuan, Kafka, and Black Swan would be the first to pick apart every little detail in your sketches.

Himeko and Welt would be flattered but also deeply humbled. They know what it means to be immortalized in art.

March 7th would immediately take pictures and show them to everyone. "LOOK AT THIS CUTE ONE OF ME!!"

Blade and Dan Heng would absolutely implode. Seeing a soft, lovingly drawn version of themselves would wreck them emotionally.

Sunday? You already know. He frames your sketches of him. Personally.

You: "If they see my drawings, I’m burying myself in a grave."

Yeah, I'm gonna hold your hand for this one... You won’t need to. They are already worshipping you.

They revere your art because it is proof of their existence. They fear your silence because it means they’ve fallen from your favor. And when you return? They desperately seek your attention, your approval, your divine brushstrokes upon their forms.

You are not just an artist.

You are their creator, their storyteller, their muse.

And they will do anything to remain upon your canvas.

Sorry, this sounded a bit yandere now AHAHAHA...haha...ha...um... Yeah, BUG OUT!🏃‍♀️💨

Also, yes you can refer to that and don't worry!! 🫶

[la2yn0va]

Hello! I hope that you are doing well! Can i request a yandere astral express x male reader x yandere stellaron hunters (self aware au). They have a bitter rivary because despite the reader being with the astral express in their adventures, the reader seems to have a preference with the stellaron hunter members because they are usually on the team especially with the arrival of firefly (little side note: im this little scenario Kafka came home first to the reader's team despite Himeko, being one of the first five stars).

I LOVE YANDERE CHARACTERS!!!! (Sorry got a little excited there)

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Let’s get one thing straight. The astral express crew LOVES you and will forever be your followers, no matter what.

But..WHY do you love those criminals so much?! It’s like it goes over your head that they kill people on the daily!

You don’t… out right show your favoritism but they can sense it, they can HEAR it. How you talk faster when the topic of the hunters, how your eyes shine when talking to firefly.

It angers them. Pure jealousy and even hatred towards them purely for the fact that you love them more then you love the team your on and trailblazer with!

Meanwhile, the stellaron hunters know of your favoritism. It was obvious, due to the four of them being your main team.

They are nothing but bratty and they gloat every chance they get. And no one can do a thing about it, as they’re fearful they’ll earn your wrath.

The stellaron hunters are always around you in someway, weather it be holographic or in person, they’ll always be beside you.

Which irritates the crew members even more, besides caelus/stelle, they get to hangout with firefly AND you, so they’re the only member that enjoys your favoritism for the hunters.

Himeko feels especially betrayed by this. She was your first Five Star. Then it was Welt. But when you had the opportunity to summon for Kafka, she felt hurt that you actually did it, but then she felt hatred like she’s never felt before when Kafka replaced her in your team.

Dan heng hates blade as he took his spot, march hates SilverWolf and firefly…well, no one hates firefly personally from the express. Just hate by association.

The astral express always try to stay beside you and in a way, gaslight you into liking them more then those deranged criminals, besides the trailblazer (I’ll just use Caelus)

Himeko herself will make up lies about Kafka to you, she’s in the belief that Kafka bewitched you into favoring her and her comrades.

-The End-

This was shorter than I wanted it to be, but I need to relax. This 8 hour drive is a fuckin pain.

Also, PLEASE give me more yandere hsr / self-aware hsr requests! I love them!

[lunaetis]

you are a threat.

that sentence is probably one of the worst things you could say to eden because she is trying her best to not be one. a threat to others, a threat to those around her, a threat to humanity, to the city, to the world. eden is well aware of the destructive power of the stellaron. she's well aware that she is dangerous. she's well aware that she's a ticking time bomb and there's a chance that she might lose control and become something she doesn't want to be ( an enemy to those she loves, a destroyer, a threat. ) that is why she is doing everything she could to learn about the stellaron, to learn how to control it, and to purge other worlds from having to suffer the effect of the stellaron. she's doing everything she could whether or not her path had been decided, or if she's simply acting on a well-written script. she's still trying. she is.

so to be called a threat is like a confirmation that no matter what she did, no matter how hard she tried, she is nothing more than a vessel for the stellaron. she's not her own person. she is simply what she contained inside. a threat. the cancer of all world. no more, no less.

[no1blacksapphirefan]

Hi 👁👅👁! So other than crk I also play other games like hsr and stuff like that so can I please get self aware hcs where the cookies hear us gushing on and on about characters from other games?

Fellow HSR player? Me too haha, fun fact actually. My main blog/account is actually a HSR based one, themed after my fav character from the game as well. A sundae for anyone who can figure it out/j

Shadow Milk Huh!? His ears perk up and he's quick to try and listen in, it's not that he's jealous, he already knows he's your favourite in this game but you play other games? Who is it, he's curious. Is it someone like him? Or a character with a different personality.

Hmm, Gallagher? After hearing you talk about him more, he's become more interested. Tarot card symbolism, he's a fictional character...within a game? And he's invited other characters to all tie in together to save a place? Now he wants to meet this Gallagher, he doubts they'd really see eye to eye but meeting someone who played a part in a bigger plan? That'll be interesting.

Though with how much you talk about him, he doubts a meeting will matter, he's getting all the information he needs from your voice. A much better way to learn about someone in his opinion (he's bias)

Pure Vanilla He's interested to hear about this other game you play, listening intently as you rant about it, well more specifically a character. He'd love to meet this character that has also peaked your interest.

What's his name? Luocha? Oh he seems like a nice ma-...what do you mean he has a God in his coffin? Well...he isn't gonna judge you at all for characters you like but he did not expect that bit of information to be true. He's a bit more intrigued by the game though, he wants to know of the other characters you seem to favour.

Hearing you talk on and on about your favourite characters makes him want to listen, he already knows most in his "game" and if he doesn't. He can easily meet them. But hearing about other games and their characters? How interesting...

Black Sapphire It takes him a moment before realising you're talking about a different game rather than theirs. He doesn't exactly mind though, now he can take what you say and talk about said character too as if they're a cookie as well. He's not technically lying, the character is real...just...not in their world.

Besides, who wouldn't want to know about a "cookie" trying to recreate a, what was it? Emanator? Ruan Mei is her name right? Her story seems fascinating and perfect to tell all cookie kind, he's sure it'll get some cookies scared and others excited and he's gonna love to see the two of them argue.

He'd listen to you talk about whichever character peaks your interest any day, he won't get jealous that quickly. Besides, he's probably heard you rant about him to your friends before anyways. As long as he still knows he's one of your favourites. It's all good.

Fire Spirit What's that? Gotta speak up, oh a new game? He wants to know all about. If it's peaked his beloved "God" interest to the point of you gushing about it. It must be amazing. And he's interested in hearing about the characters as well.

Oh that Kafka girl seems quite interesting. A woman who can't feel fear? He'd love to test how far that lack of fear goes, you said she wanted to experience it right? He'd love to show of his flames and see how much of it she can handle. Besides, he's sure you'd love to have 2 of your favourites on the same screen. You probably talk about him when you're playing that other game anyways.

He'll love to hear you talk about more characters, especially ones that seem like they'd enjoy the heat! Haha, he may not be able to meet them. Perhaps they're not self-aware like himself but oh does he want too.

Frost Queen she doesn't care at first. Not that she doesn't enjoy hearing your rambles but she doesn't exactly have any feelings towards who you talk about and the game you're now talking about. What matters to her is that you still play "her" game and favour her.

She can't help but listen to you speak of various characters backstory though, especially when it seems like the characters past has put you in distraught. Jingliu being one of them. She'll admit, her backstory is quite interesting, and she's strong. While she hasn't seen how she fights, your description shall be enough for now. She's especially interested in the Mara struck bit of her.

While, unlike most of the others, she wouldn't be actively listening to your rants, certain characters can and will make her ears perk up as she'll quickly come and see what the news is about.

[ddarker-dreams]

i imagine blade completely forgot what embarrassment and awkwardness felt like until he fell for his darling

blade thinks he's dying for real because of the agony he's experiencing but silver wolf casually remarks that no, it's this little thing called self-awareness.

"you're an old man with zero game," she deadpans. "i'd be cringing too."

blade thinks this attack on his character over. is it true? does he lack this supposed... 'game?' for the first time in ages, he assesses his physical presentation. he appears far more civilized than when kafka and sam plucked him from his mindless wandering. he's made progress since then! he no longer meanders about covered in gore! however, he recognizes his shortcomings (a little too much). blade views himself as an abomination that has no business existing in the first place.

does he deserve to pursue you? it's a question he frequently wrestles with. there must be more suitable partners that aren't 700+ years old, cursed, and wanted throughout the universe. thinking this way doesn't make him feel much better. if anything, highlighting his own shortcomings makes it clear the gap between you is wider than he'd care to admit. you could do better, but selfishly, he doesn't want you to.

so he seeks to charm you in any way he can.

(namely, by staring at you unblinkingly, glaring at others who soak up your attention, and leaving trinkets at your doorsteps).

[heissenn]

𝐇𝐒𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍'𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 featuring: silver wolf, lingsha, the herta, kafka, sparkle tags: fluff, self-aware au

silverwolf

"you're kidding me," you hear silverwolf's annoyed voice through your headphones.

silverwolf watches through your camera as you put both your hands together and lower your head in apology. before you can say your sorry excuses, the hacker sighs loudly and beats your incoming punch with her own. "it's the meta isn't it?"

"i mean, it'd make sense to pull for newer characters since you can't even clear endgame," she teases, taking a jab at your gaming skills every chance she gets like she usually does. her voice sounded light and casual but the twinge of dejection didn't escape your trained ears. you couldn't think of anything else to say since she saw right through your reasons.

"i won't say i don't understand. i'm a gamer too, y'know." silverwolf shrugs as she pops her bubblegum with a loud smack. she takes out her phone and gave it a few taps.

"but that doesn't mean i'm gonna accept your decision." and with that, your screen suddenly turns black. you try to restart your computer and reboot the game but the black screen keeps staring right back at you.

after a few weeks of multiple failed attempts, rendering you unable to pull for the character you wanted. hours right before the banner ends, your computer finally comes back to life. however, you log in to the game only to find out all your reserves of stellar jades and special passes were emptied.

you hear a bubblegum smack as you look at your screen in despair.

lingsha

"i wonder what made you go back on your promise," lingsha is as sweet as ever even as you break the news to her. she smiles at you over your screen albeit her eyes were dimmer and you see a raging vein popping in the side of her smooth forehead, a clear sign she's quite irritated.

"you were doing so good saving up for me, dear. you even told me you were going to get all of my eidolons," her smile twitches as the words leave her mouth and her hands that were petting tuskpir freeze for a moment before caressing again.

"did other women caught your eye, perhaps?" she asks with a raised eyebrow, staring right at you and boring a hole through your soul despite being in a completely dimension as you. "no, of course not," you deny as soon as her words materialized in the air.

"then, what prompted the change of plans?" she asks again, more firmly this time. tuskpir notices the change in her demeanor and quickly scurried off, leaving you alone to deal with a quietly seething cauldron master.

"have you lost interest in me then? maybe in starting to lose my touch." linsgha is confident she has you wrapped around her finger but she still couldn't help but question, it has more to do with her desire to see you squirm uncomfortably rather than being conscious of her charms.

"you know as well as i do that i haven't," your answer sounded more like a plea. it gave lingsha satisfaction but, unfortunately, her mind games are not over yet. at least not until she gets what she wants.

"so, what is the reason then, darling," the question leaves her mouth for the third time but her small smile never left her face once although it was slowly becoming smaller and smaller. you stay silent, racking your brain for reasons to ease her tranquil wrath. she takes your pause as cue to give you her final blow of the long interrogation.

"if you don't have one, then let's do as you promise. warp for me." there wasn't room for questions unlike her previous remarks. her hand outstretches to you as if inviting. you nod without a second thought.

the herta

"why?"

herta is confused. not pull for her? that is something even lifeforms with the lowest intelligence would not dare do. unfathomable. doing the unthinkable might have been what initially made herta take interest in you but now she thinks you're losing a few braincells.

"who could possibly be better than me?" it would take a whole lot to damage the herta's enormous and pristine ego but she thinks your decision poked it a little. "there's no correct answer by the way. no one is better than me," she answers her own question.

"perhaps you've grown complacent because you have my puppets with you." she comes closer to your screen. "but do you not want the real thing?" she asks as her voice tickles your ears trough the speakers. but before she can get anymore closer she stops halfway through, rekindling your desire to pull her closer.

"well, feel free to do as you like. i could care less about what you do anyways," she flips her silky hair and struts away from you.

well, that went easier than you thought. you were sure herta would give you hell for even thinking about not pulling for her. so you go on your merry way to go back to farming.

"not even one stellar jade?!?! after three hours of farming!"

you spent your remaining fuels and trailblazer power but it seems the system is bent on cursing you. the monsters were harder to beat and the rare instance that you do the drops were extremely scarce.

in the end, you weren't able to pull for the character you wanted due to insufficient resources.

kafka

"there's no need to choose, love." kafka says calmly as she looks down at you from her seat. the camera is always angled upwards every time she's on screen, effectively you making you crane your neck to glance at her like is the sky.

"name the price and you shall have it," she declares without any hesitation. her smooth cheek rests on her palm as if sponsoring your pulls are as trivial as the sky being blue.

"i-no, it's wrong. i don't want you to use your money on me," no matter how enticing the offer was, your morals held you back from accepting. you're not her sugar baby, you remind yourself.

"and i don't want you wanting anyone else other me," she replies without missing a beat and your heart thumps louder with how fast she responded without an ounce of doubt in her smooth voice.

"so don't be shy and take it. i want you to have me."

sparkle

"YES! FIRST TEN PULLS AND SHE FINALLY CAME HOME!"

you stand from your chair in shock as the character you've been warping for appear on screen. your fingers hurriedly go to the character menu to greet the new addition to your roster.

"hello~, little one," the character greets you. odd, you don't think the character would call you 'little one'. you only know one person that would call you such nickname. the feeling of familiarity creeps up from your spine and settles at the back of your tongue as you come up with a plausible deduction.

"sparkle," you sigh. you should've known sparkle wouldn't just sit around and watch you warp for somebody else.

"oh no! my cover's been blown," despite the words, the character giggles as she puts her hand in front of her lips. slowly the character's appearance morph into the mischievous girl you know.

"whats with the disappointed look? you're hurting my feelings, cutie," sparkle fakes a pout as her hand press against her chest before her signature smirk takes home in her lips again.

"you should've seen your face when you were celebrating!" she clasps her hands in front and her eyes cloud and get dreamy as she reminisces your reaction.

"you must be even happier since you got a better one, me" she blows a kiss to your camera.