#SendHelp

[ducksaredead]

Evil Craig be like:

-neurotypical, white bad boy who doesn't give a shit about Tweek

-"pet names are cringe"

-hobby: parties, smoking, bullying other kids

-dates girls (hates them anyway)

-"baseball cap is cooler than chullo"

-perfect teeth

(I blame @mantecaco_l )

[indicaorsativa93]

i just wanna come home to kisses, booty rubs, and watch animé. 😩🥺

[shopliftedfireball]

tbhk is way too rereadable i keep rejoining the fandom minimum once a year and now im afraid im stuck in it this time.

[luv4arinn]

oh no! my hyperfixation is killing me AGH!

So it turns out I got obsessed with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Bayverse movies.

Not the first time. But damn, I thought I had escaped. I thought I was free, that I had broken the cycle, that my mind had finally moved on.

But those damn turtles always find a way back.

And you know the obsession is STRONG when it starts small—just a few TikTok edits, one here, one there, like you actually have control. But then you realize it’s already too late, because now you’re lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with your insomniac ass, imagining ridiculously specific scenarios where, somehow, you are the main character of an interdimensional drama with mutant turtles.

And you think that’s it. But oh no. Oh no, sweetheart. Because then comes the next stage: fanfics.

At first, you try finding them on Wattpad, until you realize there’s nothing there worth reading. So you take the leap to Archive of Our Own, and that’s where you find the good stuff. Paradise. Heaven. Until, little by little, you start noticing that even AO3 isn’t enough anymore.

Because now, fanfics aren’t cutting it. Now you’re HUNGRY. A deep, insatiable hunger for stories with details that only you would think of, for scenes that NO ONE has written before because they only exist in the depraved rabbit hole of your obsessed mind.

And then, you reach the final level of insanity. The point of no return.

Writing your own fanfic.

So guess which stage I’m in.

[bristlefrostsbbg]

@briandraws

Brian look its mpreg marware

[skeizs]

part 3 of whatever the fuck this is: toasty bitch

i dont even know anymore

[itsmeyaspider]

Where the hell are the Kingdom Come Deliverance fanfiction?

I've been asking myself this for a while now... How can it be that such a beautiful game has no fanfiction? Especially not in the x reader section. 😭

Especially when you have characters where I was 100% concerned that people would write something with them like for Henry or Hans. Can anyone please write something about them? If not so I will do it

I mean look at them and don't tell me they don't deserve love :C

Please anyone🥲

[cosmicdandeli0n]

gei ppl

[kotico-png]

Operation Xmas: Krampus & Elysia

Krampus himself and the General Elf Elysia had united forces in order to rescue the great list of Santa by some old bad rival santa gang, the leaking of the good and naughty kids lists could affect the future of this Christmas! SENDHELPGUYSAAH!!!

[soogmcgoog]

The funny thing is that I already know my happiness in 2025 is going to be entirely based upon whether or not my two favorite characters in my favorite show are going to end up together or not and I spend all my time theorizing why in fact they are going to get together so if they don’t get together I’ll have wasted all of that time and my pinterest board with 779 pins means nothing and my spotify playlist with over 100 songs means nothing and reading the entirety of the byler proof slides means nothing and rewatching all byler scenes 10+ times means nothing and then my life will be meaningless for approximately 3 months until I get over it and continue with my life as normal.

[sskybooks]

RISE ONCE AGAIN.

Like bread??? I don't think that's humanly possible.

[indicaorsativa93]

Yurrrr which house are you? 👀🧐

yerrrrrrr Slytherin TF? 🐍💚🖤

[theflourishingpast]

SO. I've been binge-watching the Twilight Saga with my friend... and because of that, now I'm craving some queer vampire story. a LONG one. it could be a book. it could be a fanfic. anything.

i browsed through the alternative universe - vampire and vampires tag at Ao3, but nothing scratched my brain in the right way.

WHERE are the gay twilight-like books?!?!?!?!?!

[youvegothart]

Can someone explain why we defaulted to “daughter” and not little sister ? 😥😥😥 I’m not old enough to parent dudes.