#Sexophone

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𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚌𝚛𝚢 😭 (𝚂𝚙𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚢 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜)

𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎

𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎

𝚆𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚐

𝚂𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚐

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚐

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚣𝚎

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑, 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎

𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚞𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜

𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛, 𝙸 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛

𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜

𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜

𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖

𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜

𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝, 𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚢

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝

𝙸’𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚒𝚝

𝙽𝚘, 𝚒𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚜

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸’𝚖 𝚜𝚘 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍, 𝙸’𝚖 𝚜𝚘 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍

𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚝, 𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚛

𝙾𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊, 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚔-, 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚔-, 𝚜-, 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑!

𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙸, 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝚂-𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑!

𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎

𝙸, 𝙸, 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖

𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

𝙸𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢

𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚢

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚢

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝙶𝚘𝚍 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝙶𝚘𝚍 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚞𝚙

𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙾𝚑, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑

𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚢 𝚅𝚒𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚊 𝙱𝚘𝚢𝚜 😭

@len0r @decemberthenemesis @invincible-selfxmade-punk @frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut @bigbonzo @inbetweenneeds @cumpletelyhappythesecond

𝙼𝚒𝚡 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚊 𝚆𝚎𝚊𝚔

𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚟𝚎 🎧💃🏽

[estradasphere]

i figured it out i think my "type" is Saxophone Player

[omtai]

the sax solo in this is unjustly looked over..... incredible fucking sax solo in this modern music needs more sax solos

[retr0scum]

Saxophone? More like, sexophone

[abracazabka]

..you play the sexophone...??😳😳..oh nno i meant umm..you play the saxobone..?? 😳

[dreastmilk]

whatsa. contrabass saxophone. sexophone Sorry

what if there was a saxophone that was really big

[literally-a-waffle-fry]

Who would allow me to lovingly play sexophone too them

(This is actually me irl btw.)

[tedhead]

he’s listening to the . sexophone

[x-heesy]

Iṋ̷͆̽̍͊t̵͎̳̠̏͐͒͆̐o̵̳̞̖̖̩̻̩̎̍̓́m̵̖͌̈́͜͠y̵̧̛̝͙̪̘͑͋͌͂̓͌̉ͅs̶̢͎̮̝̭̫̞̏̒͛͗͜o̵̳̞̖̖̩̻̩̎̍̓́ư̵̛̞̙̩͔̭̠̅̈́̊͆͝l̵̡̬̹̙͕͍͙̜̂͌̾

Joy has no boundaries

The sun is laughing out loud

Fish and many birds

With a song they fly after me

Together in a wonderful garden

ZUDWA plays bast shoes

With you, with me

ZUDWA @luna-zylum

Zudwa by Химера (Chimera)

[storm-of-feathers]

sexophone

[estradasphere]

also i like when john gets Really Into It and hunches over like hes making love to that saxophone. inherently sexual instrument. sexophone

[ragnarlothcat]

Bass guitar is the sexiest instrument so that’s what musician anakin plays imo. He also plays the saxophone cos what the sax lacks in sexiness, it makes up in just pure feel good vibes. Nobody can be angry at someone playing a sexophone. Y’know what. I’m leaving that misspelling there cos maybe teenage anakin once thought the saxophone was the way to win one’s beloved’s heart (it was not). band nerd anakin who turns into one of the most in demand rockstars or whatever au

Is this in reference to 02's incredible musician Anakin art? Or are we just vibing? Either way, this works for me! Guitars are indeed sexier than saxophones, and I like to imagine teenage Anakin trying to seduce Padmé with a heartfelt saxophone solo (although Padmé was into canon Anakin's moves so maybe it works and they date through high school?)

And I love a famous musician Anakin with his canonical nice singing voice and his canonical handsomeness (what?) who is still a dork on the inside. And Obi-Wan, who is something, presumably, in this au (a more established musician? a fan? a talent scout?) who falls in love with how earnest and passionate Anakin is while on stage, and then meets him in person and falls more in love.

[pianocat939]

As a former orchestra student, one quote I will continue to hear whenever I so much as hear a string instrument is-

“C MINOR! COME ON GUYS”

My poor orchestra teacher would say that give times per class….

Got a funny T-shirt outta it so-

So true-

I think my favourite quote from my director is when she said "sexophone" on accident once- (and she proceeded to act like nothing happened even when everyone was laughing)

And the worst part is-

She's a saxophone player-

[bunnygirlskull]

Sometimes saxophones help

Go listen to a saxophone solo

Sexophone supreme

[estrogenpilled]

horny donald fagen be like learn to fuck. the sexophone. i jerk when i feeel. suck scotch whiskey all night wheel. and cum behind the wheel.. they call me horny deacon blues